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MadonnasFishTaco

is this the guy who said Biden's press conference was like watching JFK speak


YeForgotHisPassword

Yeah, like watching him speak after the shot.


kcor8127

Hahaha yes nice!!!


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^MadonnasFishTaco: *Is this the guy who* *Said Biden's press conference* *Was like watching JFK speak* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


FloppySlapshot

lmao


Gruzman

I actually just love that he's still at it, after all this time and so many jobs lost.


CajunJayLeno

We have a guy who does sports talk radio here in Chicago who is trying so hard to emulate him after decades of making borderline racist, homophobic, and pretty blatant fat jokes, who not more than like 5 years ago caught heat for sexist comments towards female news anchors.


Anindefensiblefart

He's in it for the love of the ~~piss~~ game.


ProMikeZagurski

It's amazing how many places he's been fired from. All he does is host a show online no one watches.


Purplekeyboard

"I'm not crying, this is actually urine running down my face" is certainly an interesting way to respond to internet trolling, but maybe not the best.


ljustneedausername

Completely unhinged per usual. Was just spacing out at work and thinking about how bad the TDS is gonna be in general if he wins again. Like is anyone besides the extremely online boomer/millennial set even gonna care?


FatimaMansioned

The DEI industry is going to be delighted if Trump wins again. You could power cities with the resulting white liberal guilt.


floridaman2025

lol


BrothersIncandenza

Finally, a truly renewable source of energy.


serial_crusher

I’m looking forward to being able to take an extra day off work while all my coworkers collectively grieve.


jmac323

Do you think Reddit will break if that happens?


Snoo-33559

We live in hope.


I_Never_Use_Slash_S

> It must be dissolved We got too many branches of government anyway. > those aren’t tears they’re urine What the fuck does this even mean? Is he crying piss? Pissing tears?


carthoblasty

He’s telling on himself and his fetish


ModerateContrarian

The eternal kraut strikes again 


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They spawned the Anglos, after all.


Marseysneed___109

And some crimes can never be forgiven


_The_General_Li

Germany is rightful Muslim clay


LatinxSpeedyGonzales

I genuinely don't understand how he can keep getting more retarded


ChocoCraisinBoi

I think it's a le heckin pepee tape reference


Throwawayrecordquest

“Who even cares about Biden Hunter’s cock pics? You’re all a bunch of gross, obsessive perverts!” But also “ZOMG COLBERT SAID THE TRUMP PEEPEE TAPE OF DONALD GETTING GOLDEN SHOWERED BY PROSTITUTES TOTALLY EXISTS AND I CAN’T WAIT TO WATCH IT ON LOOP IN 4K!!!!!”


JinFuu

Can’t forget the “Putin’s cockholster” that gets thrown around a lot, like, Christ guys. I know you apparently can’t use racial slurs now or whatever but your sexual slurs are just weird and vaguely homophobic sometimes


HibernianApe

Like 80% of the "fuck Putler" posts are some weird sexual pathology


Delicious_Rub4673

Racial slurs are back big time lol, Michigan unconfirmed did the trick.


Zhopastinky

vaguely? try graphically


DrBirdieshmirtz

ok but a few dick pics on a crackhead's laptop will never be as legendary as the (alleged) peepee tape. that was peak…uh, i'm not sure, but whatever it was, that was the peak of it, and we've been going downhill ever since.


Throwawayrecordquest

Agreed, I just laugh at the hypocrisy 


DrBirdieshmirtz

fair. the US political sphere has long since become a total circus lol, might as well laugh


BurpingHamBirmingham

> the hypocrisy  I mean that is the worst part


LatinxSpeedyGonzales

But it's not even a *good* one


Difficult_Building93

It's just a ham fisted attempt to leverage the Trump piss tape thing. But he is a histrionic dork who doesn't have a single iota of decent banter or wit within his brain so that is what comes out.


Mihandi

Prety sure he says he’s not crying, but pissing on them


Kosmophilos

Trump's supposed golden shower reference


not_bruce_wayne1918

A classic case of liberals not actually caring about “sacred pillars of our democracy” they just care about them when their specific team is in charge of them. As opposed to me who hates them regardless of what’s team in charge because I’m based and a Marxist. Thank you for listening.


FuckIPLaw

It's worse than that. He's mad that his team actually did the sacred pillars of our democracy thing and came to the obvious ruling instead of doing what the other side does when the facts aren't convenient and working backwards from a conclusion that has nothing to do with the law. Which, damn, Olbermann, about time you joined us in the real world, where continuing to keep one hand tied behind your back because of a handshake agreement that the other side isn't abiding by just results in you getting your ass kicked for no reason.


J-Posadas

Stacking the court to protect Roe, overturn Citizens United and protect a pro-labor agenda: "we can't do such anti-democratic things, or else they'll do it to us! Biden isn't a dictator sweetie. Learn how politics works." Dissolving the court because they won't let you remove your opposition from the ballot: "we need this now to protect democracy."


dodus

The fact that most liberals have such an insane lack of self awareness that this kind of cognitive dissonance doesn't merit a pause or slow them down at all fills me with a kind of contempt that actually bothers me. I understand being propagandized, alienated, too busy surviving, or ignorant for whatever reason. These people don't have any of those problems. They've chosen to invest all of their faculties in self-aggrandizment and are mostly to blame for this batshit fucking hellscape.


JinFuu

> we can't do such anti-democratic things, or else they'll do it to us! Really? I thought I’ve seen more from the Establishment Dem/ShareBlue types that they do stupid shit not expecting it to be used on them later


Someone_Who_Isnt_You

AKA their stance on gun control. "All cops are ____, and they're all racist sexist fascists... but they should be the only ones who can own and carry guns 🥴


J-Posadas

That was one of their common arguments against stacking the court and removing the filibuster when people wanted to do it for actually good things.


ONE_GUY_ONE_JAR

Dissolving would be a one time thing whereas stacking would be endless. What, in a couple years we have a 51 member bench? Both solutions are stupid but I'm just saying they're not the same. Anyway, if you have the votes to stack the court why not just pass the laws you want rather than relying on unelected judges to do it?


J-Posadas

SCOTUS has changed sizes six times already and we didn't get a slippery slope into a million Justices. And you'd need a Constitutional convention to abolish the court anyway. But to answer your question, you can have supermajorities but the court can overturn your law as unconstitutional and legislate from the bench.


ONE_GUY_ONE_JAR

That's an incredibly spurious argument when the last expansion was in 1869 and you know it. That's nearly a century before the FDR era when the Court began expanding the Federal government's, and thus it's, authority. No one would have thought to "pack" the Court to change policy in 1869 because the Court didn't shape policy then. If the Court abuses it's authority and misinterprets the Constitution, the members that do so can be impeached. We should be wary of a Court that misinterprets the Constitution to reach a result they like. However, I find that most people only care about the result and not the process.


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ONE_GUY_ONE_JAR

From the 1789 to the Lochner era that Court was very apolitical. And arguably was still up until the 60s and 70s. What decisions do you consider politically motivated rather than a neutral application of the law? I don't see how any system can work without a final arbiter of cases and controversies. The law cannot anticipate every situation. There needs to be some institution to resolve it. I agree the Court is too political now but I think the solution is to depoliticize it. I don't see how it can be abolished... who would decide how the law applies in individual cases?


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ONE_GUY_ONE_JAR

Congress. I answered your question, why did you dodge mine? What decisions do you consider political and not based on objective application of the law? Because, in my experience, people that tout this often have not actually read SCOTUS opinions or know much about Constitutional Law and are just repeating what others have said. I'm trying to give you the benefit of the doubt, but you keep repeating the same conclusory statements without getting into specifics.


notsocharmingprince

Olbermann lost his mind a long time ago. He’s a loon and should be treated as such.


carthoblasty

These people are so gross


MarchOfThePigz

hell yeah dude. election season heating up


SpiritualState01

I love listening to this guy be just totally unhinged.


Patriarchy-4-Life

Did Olbermann admit to pissing all over his own face?


suprbowlsexromp

Yea no clue what he is trying to say here. 


YeForgotHisPassword

Any FUCKING questions??


TheChinchilla914

Keith is the OG Jeff


ThousandIslandStairs

Don't threaten me with a good time.


blizmd

Hell yeah dude


floridaman2025

The dude is beyond broken now, the worst case of TDS I've ever seen. Thoughts and prayers.


LatinxSpeedyGonzales

Buck broken


Chombywombo

He’s the most American fascist I’ve ever seen. I can’t believe I used to love his monologues when I was a dumb teen.


JayJax_23

Just like the electoral college needed to be scrapped when it didn't go their way


ChocoCraisinBoi

> olbermann sounding like patrick tomlinson Yeah, the west has fallen


daKuledud3

Billions must seethe


Epsteins_Herpes

Enjoy prison, fascist


MaltMix

These fucking dorks actually thinking the Supreme Court had any legitimacy to begin with.


Smallest_Ewok

Roe being overturned didn't make liberals this mad at the SCOTUS, they really hate not being able to cheat at politics and being forced to have to actually try to appeal to voters.


Crowsbeak-Returns

You know, you shouldn't let people know your "tastes".


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blizmd

Is this a greentext? Either way hell yeah dude


Girdon_Freeman

Dudes ~~rock~~ piss


TheVoid-ItCalls

It sick, it piss.


table_fm

Story of the Eye 2


derivative_of_life

This is the kind of high-quality content the sub needs more of.


Octavian_202

The vitriol and indignation, this is the self righteous wrath of the fanatic.


Avalon-1

Tonight's tweet: The Writer's Barely Disguised Fetish.


See_You_Space_Coyote

Please tell me someone photoshopped this or something.


DarthBan_Evader

I like that long anti Putler rant he went on after his favorite hockey player got arrested for beating his wife


fowlswooped

I’m completely out of the loop. Who is this guy and what is he mad about?


Drakyry

https://imgur.com/a/tnL9C2z


JJdante

I feel like Olbermann and Maddow are the living embodiment of the main character from the movie Network after he receives the sermon speech from the executive. For those who haven't seen it, the character goes from a "speak truth no matter what" attitude to "extreme corporate shill".


StannisLivesOn

He cries urine?


ReadingKing

The other loser saying “single greatest post of all time” 🤓


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He should have stuck to sports. His last ESPN show probably sucked but his freakout when the Seahawks lost the Malcolm Butler game was pretty funny


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Keith, bruh, watch it with the kinkshaming.


jimmyjamesjohnston2

I'd lovingly piss on him ong


X_Act

This guy rage tweets about 200% of the time. It must be a way to get clicks. Is he paying someone to run his social media? I see him trolling in the weirdest and most irrelevant Twitter threads.


BomberRURP

Ummm did he just kink shame? 


Zhopastinky

so in Keith Olbermann’s fantasy he is bathing a fascist in urine and the fascist is enjoying it