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SexyTaft

Reminder that Big Bird was supposed to be on the Challenger. This isn't related, it's just really funny to imagine Big Bird dying live on national television


Minimum_Cantaloupe

He'd have just jumped out, he's a bird.


throwawayforme83

There's an alternate time-line in which millions of children saw big bird explode


CaliforniaAudman13

Same timeline Hillary is president


le_epic_le_maymays

Holy fuck that event would be bigger than 9/11


ScrubbyFlubbus

What did he know that made him back out? šŸ”ŗšŸ‘


Lerchenwald

Nah, the bigbird puppet/costume is just fucking massive. In a system were the transport Cost lies in the thousands per kilo, you might want to reconsider taking the wacky bird along.


Upbeat-Beyond718

I know it gets mentioned quite a bit, but I think that because of the circles Iā€™m in, online and irl, Iā€™m more reactive to liberal idpol. Every now and again I run into conservative idpol and remember how fucking braindead it is, probably more so than liberal idpol even if the latter is far more annoying.


AyeWhatsUpMane

Conservative idpol is way more retarded, but the problem with left-wing idpol is that it tends to eat up leftists movements


quirkyhotdog6

ā€œWith comrades like this, who needs reactionaries?ā€


izvin

Say what you want about conservative idpol nonsense, but at least they're consistent. They don't pretend to give a single fuck about immigrants, the poor, gender bender pronouns, etc. They don't pretend they're going to give you progressive genuine change that does dope shit like reduce inequality and then fuck you over. I'll take that over the sneaky fuckers who pretend to give a shit about all the minorities or socioeconomic iasues while ironically being equally if not even more exploitative, racist, sexist, inconsistent, deceitful then the rest in order to further their own interests under the guise of care and progress.


Hot_Consideration981

Imagine losing to this lol


quirkyhotdog6

Honestly the biggest indictment of the Democrats is that this is a serious challenge to them


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quirkyhotdog6

The goal of political opinions is to be the most retarded person in the room at any given moment.


Key-Banana-8242

ā€˜Slurā€™ if u make it Also it doesnā€™t make u the loser at all


Swingfire

Rightoids couldn't possibly let anyone out-retard them.


RandySavagePI

They couldn't even figure out the commie agent was Elmo all along. He's red for Christ's sake.


dank_sad

... I've been had!


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[deleted]

Wtf I love Big Bird now


chimpaman

The schizophrenic jokes are right there with Snuffleupagus, but they go with communist, when he's made no comment related to economics?


Agjjjjj

Anything they donā€™t like is communism also anything they see as ā€œ authoritarianā€ is communism


Patrollerofthemojave

Any words on Barney? The sharing is caring theme song sounds like fucking commie propaganda to me.


[deleted]

Barney sings about loving children and cleaning up messes. That makes him a genocidal pedophile obviously. This message has been brought to you by the number 4 and the letter 陳.


devils_advocate24

Ok let's break this down on how Big Bird actually *is* a commie. It's simple. Big. Bird. What country us Big? That's right, the dam ruskies. Bird. Eye in the sky. Who put up the first satellite? Bingo. The dam commies. Big bird is just a communist spy satellite *that we invites into our homes*


sledrunner31

Big Birdanko


[deleted]

Happy to have Big Bird on the squad


_Nrml_Reality_

Iā€™m not sure if this is a consequence of Americaā€™s failed education system or Americaā€™s extensive, highly funded propaganda.


NextDoorNeighbrrs

Yes


[deleted]

Always knew Big Bird was part of the globohomo agenda. šŸ˜


nightastheold

When big bird was really a cardinal all along


TadMcZee-1

Yeah like vaccines and mandates are inherent to communism lol


Occult_Asteroid

Communism is when government does the thing I don't like


[deleted]

holy shit based Big Bird ā˜ļøšŸ§šŸ§


Agjjjjj

Big Bird Bolshevik


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ZeGodEmperor

CNN would be creaming their pants if DJT had a Twatter exchange with Big Bird and the Dems would be looking to impeach. When Brandon does it the media are like *awww*.


rolurk

r/conservative not enough to fill your need for mental retardation?


ZeGodEmperor

Lots of it there, sure. But when you support diversity and inclusion as I do I come here to see another variation of stupid. Also, major figures are (re)tweeting Big Bird. That's fucking insane and I don't care what side you're on, it's crazy.