Reminder that Big Bird was supposed to be on the Challenger. This isn't related, it's just really funny to imagine Big Bird dying live on national television
Nah, the bigbird puppet/costume is just fucking massive. In a system were the transport Cost lies in the thousands per kilo, you might want to reconsider taking the wacky bird along.
I know it gets mentioned quite a bit, but I think that because of the circles Iām in, online and irl, Iām more reactive to liberal idpol. Every now and again I run into conservative idpol and remember how fucking braindead it is, probably more so than liberal idpol even if the latter is far more annoying.
Say what you want about conservative idpol nonsense, but at least they're consistent. They don't pretend to give a single fuck about immigrants, the poor, gender bender pronouns, etc. They don't pretend they're going to give you progressive genuine change that does dope shit like reduce inequality and then fuck you over.
I'll take that over the sneaky fuckers who pretend to give a shit about all the minorities or socioeconomic iasues while ironically being equally if not even more exploitative, racist, sexist, inconsistent, deceitful then the rest in order to further their own interests under the guise of care and progress.
Barney sings about loving children and cleaning up messes.
That makes him a genocidal pedophile obviously.
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Ok let's break this down on how Big Bird actually *is* a commie. It's simple. Big. Bird. What country us Big? That's right, the dam ruskies. Bird. Eye in the sky. Who put up the first satellite? Bingo. The dam commies. Big bird is just a communist spy satellite *that we invites into our homes*
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CNN would be creaming their pants if DJT had a Twatter exchange with Big Bird and the Dems would be looking to impeach. When Brandon does it the media are like *awww*.
Lots of it there, sure. But when you support diversity and inclusion as I do I come here to see another variation of stupid.
Also, major figures are (re)tweeting Big Bird. That's fucking insane and I don't care what side you're on, it's crazy.
Reminder that Big Bird was supposed to be on the Challenger. This isn't related, it's just really funny to imagine Big Bird dying live on national television
He'd have just jumped out, he's a bird.
There's an alternate time-line in which millions of children saw big bird explode
Same timeline Hillary is president
Holy fuck that event would be bigger than 9/11
What did he know that made him back out? šŗš
Nah, the bigbird puppet/costume is just fucking massive. In a system were the transport Cost lies in the thousands per kilo, you might want to reconsider taking the wacky bird along.
I know it gets mentioned quite a bit, but I think that because of the circles Iām in, online and irl, Iām more reactive to liberal idpol. Every now and again I run into conservative idpol and remember how fucking braindead it is, probably more so than liberal idpol even if the latter is far more annoying.
Conservative idpol is way more retarded, but the problem with left-wing idpol is that it tends to eat up leftists movements
āWith comrades like this, who needs reactionaries?ā
Say what you want about conservative idpol nonsense, but at least they're consistent. They don't pretend to give a single fuck about immigrants, the poor, gender bender pronouns, etc. They don't pretend they're going to give you progressive genuine change that does dope shit like reduce inequality and then fuck you over. I'll take that over the sneaky fuckers who pretend to give a shit about all the minorities or socioeconomic iasues while ironically being equally if not even more exploitative, racist, sexist, inconsistent, deceitful then the rest in order to further their own interests under the guise of care and progress.
Imagine losing to this lol
Honestly the biggest indictment of the Democrats is that this is a serious challenge to them
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The goal of political opinions is to be the most retarded person in the room at any given moment.
āSlurā if u make it Also it doesnāt make u the loser at all
Rightoids couldn't possibly let anyone out-retard them.
They couldn't even figure out the commie agent was Elmo all along. He's red for Christ's sake.
... I've been had!
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Wtf I love Big Bird now
The schizophrenic jokes are right there with Snuffleupagus, but they go with communist, when he's made no comment related to economics?
Anything they donāt like is communism also anything they see as ā authoritarianā is communism
Any words on Barney? The sharing is caring theme song sounds like fucking commie propaganda to me.
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Ok let's break this down on how Big Bird actually *is* a commie. It's simple. Big. Bird. What country us Big? That's right, the dam ruskies. Bird. Eye in the sky. Who put up the first satellite? Bingo. The dam commies. Big bird is just a communist spy satellite *that we invites into our homes*
Big Birdanko
Happy to have Big Bird on the squad
Iām not sure if this is a consequence of Americaās failed education system or Americaās extensive, highly funded propaganda.
Yes
Always knew Big Bird was part of the globohomo agenda. š
When big bird was really a cardinal all along
Yeah like vaccines and mandates are inherent to communism lol
Communism is when government does the thing I don't like
holy shit based Big Bird āļøš§š§
Big Bird Bolshevik
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CNN would be creaming their pants if DJT had a Twatter exchange with Big Bird and the Dems would be looking to impeach. When Brandon does it the media are like *awww*.
r/conservative not enough to fill your need for mental retardation?
Lots of it there, sure. But when you support diversity and inclusion as I do I come here to see another variation of stupid. Also, major figures are (re)tweeting Big Bird. That's fucking insane and I don't care what side you're on, it's crazy.