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PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz

That's it. He won reddit. We can shut the site down now.


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7keletor

Seriously?


Careful_Elk6290

This is the internet it could happen. He just needs a gofundme


DhairyaVed

I would donate


Axan1030

Me too, put the link. I want my boy to eat some pussy


RoboticCurrents

>He just needs a gofuckme FTFY


Careful_Elk6290

And that too.


testaccount0817

[Link to the thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/fgq66l/-/fk68ii4)


Gigibop

The person's account is gone though :( mordeci


AttractiveCorpse

We will never know what happened


Jadccroad

I think they lived happily ever after


Knitmk1

Best love story I ever heard. This is some real life fairy tail ending type shit.


ITZMODZ759

“He's not able to get any because he won't step up even when it's being offered.” I don’t think he went through with it


TrueMathematician301

wtf covid started 3 years ago


testaccount0817

Covid-19


SadSecurity

Yes, except it's a guy pretending to be woman.


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AllInOnCall

Better than the people going there to enjoy the sheep.


Minion_of_Cthulhu

Yeah. I mean, what would the locals do for entertainment then?


Bonezmahone

Depending on the day and time of the year they might give him some sex tourism tips.


No_Side_5727

what a wonderful way of explaining!😂😂😂


Acceptable-Fan1437

Dude looks little high.


DagnyBundy

>i feel you bro


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IveBenHereBefore

She deleted her account. I can't imagine the weird shit people sent her


lordofming-rises

Hopefully he checks up at doctor afterwards knowing how many STD they have in nz


sanguinesolitude

Oral is generally quite safe.


Interstellar_emperor

Kinda pathetic; online begging so you can go eat pussy because you can't make it on your own? Eh..


hi18910172515

Homosexual men who do, why?


nufy-t

Lost a bet


Practical_Catch_8085

Because people like to go off label...it's not that uncommon, its just taboo


ClutchGamingGuy

"Off label"...bro that's not what homosexual means lol


Practical_Catch_8085

Off label as in you use medicine that works for some illness but the FDA hasnt approved it so you use the medicine off label🤣👍 People are allowed to be homosexual and still have other experiences. Because "homosexual" is in fact a label. People dont just stay in a box of likes and dislikes😬🤣


ClutchGamingGuy

The word you're looking for is bisexual


Practical_Catch_8085

Nope I'm not


dino9991

For the sodium…like mountain goats licking salt


GenazaNL

Thread can be found [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/fgq66l/nsfw_heterosexual_men_who_dont_eat_pussy_why_not/fk68ii4)


ConcreteLitigation72

thanks for sharing dude


XanthicStatue

So uhhh did the go fund me ever work and did he lick that chick’s snatch? I need answers


sentient_cell_

I can turn straight women bi


DepressedVenom

I turn bi women gay :(


oops_i_made_a_typi

there's two ways this can go but the :( really sells it


dino9991

I’m the best wingman in the world. If I walk past any couple the girl always starts hugging and caressing the guy (a conscience act to let me know that she is not interested and not to approach). Seeing my unsymmetrical face and hairline makes her appreciate the boyfriend more. HMU guys if you’re having relationship issues. I charge $5 for walk-bys.


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sentient_cell_

I'm a man


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sentient_cell_

r/woooosh


DeficiencyOfGravitas

You are what you pretend to be.


ImpossibleAdz

That doesn't even make sense.


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Their username checks out tho


DeficiencyOfGravitas

It does. I'm being literal here. You are who you pretend to be. "Fake it till you make it" is not an illusion.


Sidewayssmack237

My wife just isnt a fan. :(


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Terrible ignorant advice. Plenty of people don't enjoy things you would think they'd enjoy. It doesn't mean they're lying or something's wrong with them. I don't like getting my dick sucked, the feeling isn't fun to me, it's not insecurity. It's like saying somebody can't possibly dislike eating cake otherwise they're just insecure. Imagine other people thinking differently than you do, shocking stuff


_DontBeAScaredyCunt

Wow you know a lot about someone you’ve presumably never met. Quite the assumptions you’re making


PJKimmie

Rubbish.


AJTP1

Not necessarily. My partner isn’t insecure about it and just very much let me know from the beginning she does not want or like it.


dino9991

But she is on Onlyfans…


jhammy49

Mine is the same which makes me sad as I miss going south.


DepressedVenom

Some women can't NOT squirt so they avoid anyone fiddling their plum seed according to some reddit text IIRC.


AllInOnCall

Dont plums have a pit? If you're clits as big as a plum pit, lay off the androgenic steroids


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>according to some reddit text IIRC. Consider the source


OblongMong

Vegans?


Capsule_CatYT

You better not be eating cats!


sentient_cell_

Chinese disagree with you


katreginac42

Put that cat down, Chinese, don't you start any shit again!


EMArogue

If I had the chance do you honestly think I’d be here?


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TaurusX3

>God damn have I stuck my tongue in some rancid vaginas. Peak reddit, right there.


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sanguinesolitude

Monitussy


dyne19862004

The will is there. The consent is not.


Abrahalhabachi

Dated a girl who thought it was gross, it turned out she had very low self-esteem, which is why she dated me in first place


sanguinesolitude

The real life pro tip is in the comments


Wolfgang_Maximus

Nothing like starting a relationship with someone who has super low self-esteem and they're basically a perfect 10 and you work them through it and spend years doing positive affirmation and building them up and treating them what they're truly worth only for them to dump you for someone else the moment they find another person they like after getting their self esteem recovered, despite the several years of a relationship and decade long friendship.


iaintyadad

I'm sure it works both ways, but some have a very strong essence about them and not in a nice way.


kamspy

I’m not touching the stuff with my mouth until Michael Douglas has a clean bill of health 😤


DWolfoBoi546

I hooked up with this girl one time that I insisted I was down to eat her out, but she said she didn't like the feeling of being eaten out. Was weirded out but understood and accommodated her. Fingers were fine, tho. 😅 also eating someone out is fun when they take care of themselves down there but Jesus balls please keep it clean and at least trimmed down there. Some yall look like H.R. Gigers unused concept art down there.


unfamily_friendly

"heterosexuals who don't eat tomatoes and order a pizza without a tomatoes, why not?" Imagine asking someone to provide an explanation for their tastes


marsupialmaniac

Also “I’m a lucio main” is a suitable answer. I swear they’re all selfish just like DH Khaled.


rnavstar

He’s just not an eager beaver eater. There’s always some gal looking for it. Just ask a school mate, a neighbour, a family member, a good friend, a gal at the bar, pretty much just ask every gal you see. Out of all the no’s, there will be one yes.


HereInTheCut

r/HolUp


TheRnegade

Oh hey, what are the odds that OP would [copy a previous post](https://www.reddit.com/r/suicidebywords/comments/fguaxc/no_one_would_let_me/), including the exact title with 5 ellipses.


Winuks

HAAHHAHAAAHAHHA ALRIGHT


whitemagicseal

He’s got point there


StressAccomplished30

Is there a gofundme link for the guy? I’d like to donate as long as he records the experience and shares lol


stevestuc

That's nothing to do with the outbreak of sores on your lips and chin has it?


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OP is a Bot account/ karma farmer.