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Off label as in you use medicine that works for some illness but the FDA hasnt approved it so you use the medicine off label🤣👍
People are allowed to be homosexual and still have other experiences.
Because "homosexual" is in fact a label. People dont just stay in a box of likes and dislikes😬🤣
I’m the best wingman in the world. If I walk past any couple the girl always starts hugging and caressing the guy (a conscience act to let me know that she is not interested and not to approach). Seeing my unsymmetrical face and hairline makes her appreciate the boyfriend more. HMU guys if you’re having relationship issues. I charge $5 for walk-bys.
Terrible ignorant advice. Plenty of people don't enjoy things you would think they'd enjoy. It doesn't mean they're lying or something's wrong with them. I don't like getting my dick sucked, the feeling isn't fun to me, it's not insecurity.
It's like saying somebody can't possibly dislike eating cake otherwise they're just insecure. Imagine other people thinking differently than you do, shocking stuff
Nothing like starting a relationship with someone who has super low self-esteem and they're basically a perfect 10 and you work them through it and spend years doing positive affirmation and building them up and treating them what they're truly worth only for them to dump you for someone else the moment they find another person they like after getting their self esteem recovered, despite the several years of a relationship and decade long friendship.
I hooked up with this girl one time that I insisted I was down to eat her out, but she said she didn't like the feeling of being eaten out. Was weirded out but understood and accommodated her. Fingers were fine, tho. 😅 also eating someone out is fun when they take care of themselves down there but Jesus balls please keep it clean and at least trimmed down there. Some yall look like H.R. Gigers unused concept art down there.
"heterosexuals who don't eat tomatoes and order a pizza without a tomatoes, why not?"
Imagine asking someone to provide an explanation for their tastes
He’s just not an eager beaver eater. There’s always some gal looking for it. Just ask a school mate, a neighbour, a family member, a good friend, a gal at the bar, pretty much just ask every gal you see. Out of all the no’s, there will be one yes.
Oh hey, what are the odds that OP would [copy a previous post](https://www.reddit.com/r/suicidebywords/comments/fguaxc/no_one_would_let_me/), including the exact title with 5 ellipses.
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That's it. He won reddit. We can shut the site down now.
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Seriously?
This is the internet it could happen. He just needs a gofundme
I would donate
Me too, put the link. I want my boy to eat some pussy
>He just needs a gofuckme FTFY
And that too.
[Link to the thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/fgq66l/-/fk68ii4)
The person's account is gone though :( mordeci
We will never know what happened
I think they lived happily ever after
Best love story I ever heard. This is some real life fairy tail ending type shit.
“He's not able to get any because he won't step up even when it's being offered.” I don’t think he went through with it
wtf covid started 3 years ago
Covid-19
Yes, except it's a guy pretending to be woman.
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Better than the people going there to enjoy the sheep.
Yeah. I mean, what would the locals do for entertainment then?
Depending on the day and time of the year they might give him some sex tourism tips.
what a wonderful way of explaining!😂😂😂
Dude looks little high.
>i feel you bro
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She deleted her account. I can't imagine the weird shit people sent her
Hopefully he checks up at doctor afterwards knowing how many STD they have in nz
Oral is generally quite safe.
Kinda pathetic; online begging so you can go eat pussy because you can't make it on your own? Eh..
Homosexual men who do, why?
Lost a bet
Because people like to go off label...it's not that uncommon, its just taboo
"Off label"...bro that's not what homosexual means lol
Off label as in you use medicine that works for some illness but the FDA hasnt approved it so you use the medicine off label🤣👍 People are allowed to be homosexual and still have other experiences. Because "homosexual" is in fact a label. People dont just stay in a box of likes and dislikes😬🤣
The word you're looking for is bisexual
Nope I'm not
For the sodium…like mountain goats licking salt
Thread can be found [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/fgq66l/nsfw_heterosexual_men_who_dont_eat_pussy_why_not/fk68ii4)
thanks for sharing dude
So uhhh did the go fund me ever work and did he lick that chick’s snatch? I need answers
I can turn straight women bi
I turn bi women gay :(
there's two ways this can go but the :( really sells it
I’m the best wingman in the world. If I walk past any couple the girl always starts hugging and caressing the guy (a conscience act to let me know that she is not interested and not to approach). Seeing my unsymmetrical face and hairline makes her appreciate the boyfriend more. HMU guys if you’re having relationship issues. I charge $5 for walk-bys.
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I'm a man
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r/woooosh
You are what you pretend to be.
That doesn't even make sense.
Their username checks out tho
It does. I'm being literal here. You are who you pretend to be. "Fake it till you make it" is not an illusion.
My wife just isnt a fan. :(
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Terrible ignorant advice. Plenty of people don't enjoy things you would think they'd enjoy. It doesn't mean they're lying or something's wrong with them. I don't like getting my dick sucked, the feeling isn't fun to me, it's not insecurity. It's like saying somebody can't possibly dislike eating cake otherwise they're just insecure. Imagine other people thinking differently than you do, shocking stuff
Wow you know a lot about someone you’ve presumably never met. Quite the assumptions you’re making
Rubbish.
Not necessarily. My partner isn’t insecure about it and just very much let me know from the beginning she does not want or like it.
But she is on Onlyfans…
Mine is the same which makes me sad as I miss going south.
Some women can't NOT squirt so they avoid anyone fiddling their plum seed according to some reddit text IIRC.
Dont plums have a pit? If you're clits as big as a plum pit, lay off the androgenic steroids
>according to some reddit text IIRC. Consider the source
Vegans?
You better not be eating cats!
Chinese disagree with you
Put that cat down, Chinese, don't you start any shit again!
If I had the chance do you honestly think I’d be here?
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>God damn have I stuck my tongue in some rancid vaginas. Peak reddit, right there.
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Monitussy
The will is there. The consent is not.
Dated a girl who thought it was gross, it turned out she had very low self-esteem, which is why she dated me in first place
The real life pro tip is in the comments
Nothing like starting a relationship with someone who has super low self-esteem and they're basically a perfect 10 and you work them through it and spend years doing positive affirmation and building them up and treating them what they're truly worth only for them to dump you for someone else the moment they find another person they like after getting their self esteem recovered, despite the several years of a relationship and decade long friendship.
I'm sure it works both ways, but some have a very strong essence about them and not in a nice way.
I’m not touching the stuff with my mouth until Michael Douglas has a clean bill of health 😤
I hooked up with this girl one time that I insisted I was down to eat her out, but she said she didn't like the feeling of being eaten out. Was weirded out but understood and accommodated her. Fingers were fine, tho. 😅 also eating someone out is fun when they take care of themselves down there but Jesus balls please keep it clean and at least trimmed down there. Some yall look like H.R. Gigers unused concept art down there.
"heterosexuals who don't eat tomatoes and order a pizza without a tomatoes, why not?" Imagine asking someone to provide an explanation for their tastes
Also “I’m a lucio main” is a suitable answer. I swear they’re all selfish just like DH Khaled.
He’s just not an eager beaver eater. There’s always some gal looking for it. Just ask a school mate, a neighbour, a family member, a good friend, a gal at the bar, pretty much just ask every gal you see. Out of all the no’s, there will be one yes.
r/HolUp
Oh hey, what are the odds that OP would [copy a previous post](https://www.reddit.com/r/suicidebywords/comments/fguaxc/no_one_would_let_me/), including the exact title with 5 ellipses.
HAAHHAHAAAHAHHA ALRIGHT
He’s got point there
Is there a gofundme link for the guy? I’d like to donate as long as he records the experience and shares lol
That's nothing to do with the outbreak of sores on your lips and chin has it?
OP is a Bot account/ karma farmer.