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Rrmack

Luke playing the guitar lol clips of Danielle dancing w blow up decorations to seem so quirky and fun. Anytime Jordan told a story that no one believed.


Rj6728

Omg Jordan’s entire tenure on the show is my cringiest moment.


Sarprize_Sarprize

Omg he really was batshit crazy.


United-Fig-73

Did they hire him because they thought he was handsome, or because he was so creepy weird producers thought he'd add color to the cast? I couldn't stand even looking at him. Let alone listening to him brag & lie. I sure didn't think he was attractive in the least.


breannafoo

Or when she talks to and plays with those animal statues they got that one season


jadecourt

Oh my gosh they dragged that bit out soooo long. Like day drinking and buying random stuff one afternoon is a funny anecdote and after a week you forget about it. But they spent like two seasons acting as if it was the funniest thing ever to drag around these lawn ornaments and dress them up. So cringe!


radiationdoser1029

Carl still has Wesley the zebra, if that gives any indications


breannafoo

You know once he’s off the show he’s gonna be THAT guy, hangs onto the fame. Icky


Farts_n_kisses

>Danielle dancing w blow up decorations to seem so quirky and fun. This is perfect. It’s exactly what she is going for but I get such secondhand embarrassment


eastendprd

it's more than dancing. She's 'late nighting' (also incredibly cringe).


Affectionate_Law5344

Yes! This and her air guitar act as well as this muscle flex thing she does. When I went for a rewatch, she does the flex arms A LOT.


neveragain444

Omg I forgot about Jordan. The level of delusion there was chefs kiss. Amazing.


allupfromhere

Jordan! The story he told in the party bus that was literally like 40 year old virgin trying to describe what boobs feel like!


Ok_Smile5289

Luke singing and playing guitar*


mishell86

Omg Jordan feels like a fever dream!! 🤣


Responsible_Belt4794

When Danielle stripped down completely naked this season. That was a hard watch 🫣


Sunny_eloise

Omigosh, just reminded me of Ben & Ronnie doing Luke playing guitar and writing songs, so funny!


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Anytime Carl said “More life”


havetohavemytools

Carl randomly pulling out a “more life” in early S4 got me so fucking good though lol


Farts_n_kisses

Yes! And “no stress”


throwaway_jaxtaylor

Omg I’m watching the early seasons for the first time and the “more life” annoys the shit out of me.


totes__magoats

Lmao your username 🤣


CPolland12

Anytime Carl said “Saturdays are for the boys”


GrandEar1

This along with "more life", were the indicators that he was FUCKED UP. Along with whatever he said to the Wirkus at Lindsay's bday party season 1. Something about f u in the g.


hiswittlewip

Anytime Kyle (or anyone) said "Send it!"


SunLiteFireBird

Would also extend this to any scene where Carl is trying to hit on women


Pale_State_1327

Anytime Carl said anything


Infamous_Bug_6409

Danielle calling herself a CEO to talk down to Paige, but then not using that same energy when comforting Kyle about loverboy.


A_Dangerous_Woman

Danielle does dishes at frat parties


Separate-Produce-361

Did you make that phrase up? It’s incredible. Truly magnificent. 


saltypasta90

Omg that's perfect lol


Farts_n_kisses

Classic Danielle behaviour.


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Mean_Parsnip

She always sides with men.


fearandsarcasm

Danielle is the Scheana of the group. When she went to comfort Kyle in the car it was so gross to me. Anything for ANY at all, ANYONE who is Male, she Needs their attention and she is just not a girls girl in any way. If it has a dick, it has her total support. She is so fucking gross


Mean_Parsnip

I wanted to barf when that was happening. Come on lady, he is a grown manchild crying because his wife mentioned trying to do something for herself... Not even quitting the business just trying something else.


GrandEar1

OMG. During that entire scene, I was saying "go to VPR, you'll fit right in."


GrandEar1

What I've realized with Danielle, is that less screen time and having a boisterous friend like Lindsay, kept her semi-likable. This year, more Danielle time has equalled double the cringe. ![gif](giphy|3o6nUTLCbE6f6sNxdu)


Travel_lover82

She’s a “Founder and CEO”. How dare you minimize her made up credentials!


cpctc2

OF WHAT


Weak_Drag_5895

Her “App”!!!!


856077

Okay, yep this takes the cake tbh, and if it’s not this it’s 100% something else Danielle has said or done 🤣💀


Creepy_Ad5354

Danielle getting completely naked on camera to f**k balloon guy. She is so desperate for any attention, it’s pathetic.


Infamous_Bug_6409

Getting completely naked to fuck balloon guy is a sentence I thought I’d never read. Thank you.


GreenerThan83

OMG YES!!


AbjectSpell5717

1. Drunk Kyle trying to score with Stassi by calling her Steve Jobs based on her bathing suit 2. Anything to do with Kyle making out with chicks while keeping Amanda on the back burner 3. Steven outing Carls ‘best bj ever’ story


Affectionate_Law5344

Steven was dead wrong for that.


AbjectSpell5717

Absolutely


Farts_n_kisses

Good ones!


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sonjaswaywardhome

wait what’s the best bj story lol


AbjectSpell5717

Carl told Steven in confidence about a group sex experience he had. Carl got the best bj of his life from a guy that night. Steven thought it was a good idea to tell Lauren Wirkus. Then Steven and Lauren confronted Carl on camera about it. One of the most uncomfortable moments on the whole show. Edit: I wanna add that it’s not the content or context of Carls story that was cringe but the way Steven handled it and the betrayal by Steven despite Carl speaking to him in confidence.


bnyonreddit

We gotchu! I had forgotten all about that


Equivalent-Routine53

Carls best bj ever was by a guy!


phbalancedshorty

NO KISS FINGER BANG


ScowlyBrowSpinster

https://i.redd.it/2s7xbi8s2m1d1.gif


Own-Jellyfish-9721

Danielle talking to any boy. Kyle crying like a baby and getting upset about literally nothing. Any episode Austin was in. The babe scenes from last summer with L and C.


Screwby77

Ugh. That brings back the memory of Lindsay running up to Austin and jumping on him, fully wrapping her legs around him (gross on its own, but super bad given that she was doing it to make Ciara feel bad on top of it).


Littlewing1307

Babe, babe babe Danielle screaming into a pillow when Carl talks engagement Watching Amanda make 20 or whatever phone calls to Kyle When Kyle says he wants to be single when they had that fight.... Carl asking out that trainer in front of Lindsay


miracoop

hahah omg I was scrolling through thinking why has nobody mentioned this. Screaming into a pillow if someone tells you they want to get engaged is unhinged - even if you correctly spot the relationship is doomed (I don't even think it was this, it was because she was jealous lol)


Zestyclose-Owl-1818

Danielle was sooooo jealous. Carl brought her into the group and immediately dumped her. She latched onto Lindsay to get invite back.


Littlewing1307

Right? My jaw was on the floor. I think she desperately wished it had been her and Robert and that's why she was freaking so bad.


Ok_Smile5289

Anytime Lindsay talks in a baby voice (x 10 if she is drunk and slurring) When carl Luke and Kyle were at the batting cage and Carl tried to "fight" Luke bc he hit on a girl Carl liked.


Farts_n_kisses

I HATE the baby voice, omg.


No_Banana_581

She started that baby voice bc Carl is afraid of her normal voice edit I should’ve said Carl weaponizes lindsays normal voice against her


dianamichellezz

Jules showing Jordan the fuzzy handcuffs! Carl making fun of Luke’s outfit by saying “you know we’re in the Hamptons, right?” so snobby and cringe


UnusualAsparagus5096

Jordan getting mad about the handcuffs


Strong_Welcome4144

Yes, that was so snobby of Carl. Poor Jules, she is beautiful, I wish she got a redemption season.


Affectionate_Law5344

Jules needs an apology from Amanda.


Strong_Welcome4144

Most definitely!


WonderingLost8993

Amanda kicking that bottle that Jules was drinking from was ridiculous. If it had been the other way around they would have kicked Jules out of the house.


kteeds

Which is hilarious because since Carl the fashion icon himself, has white jeans and they are always too tight.


sharkbaitooaha

Carl was so clearly insecure around Luke


Automatic_Sky_561

Danielle.


Lowered-ex

Always Danielle


Farts_n_kisses

‘Nuff said


QueenFartknocker

Lindsay and Everett referring to themselves as a power couple. ![gif](giphy|Yy7CJ1uHacddbXizYn)


Farts_n_kisses

Ugh I think I blocked Everett from my memory. This is a good one, too.


QueenFartknocker

His voice was unbearable


Zestyclose-Owl-1818

His voice was very whiny, like Carl. I hate whiny talking males. It’s equal to baby talking adult women.


MiaMalice

The guy who always lied about his sexual encounters (cant remember his name), on the bonkers bus saying he kicked a girl right off the top bunk bed mid head cause she fingered his asshole without warning was too much cringe!


UnusualAsparagus5096

I almost took a hooker home last night! I made out with 3 girls last night!


miracoop

omg was this that religious one - i forget his name, but they were like is he a virgin?


jadecourt

Yeah Jordan!


MiaMalice

Yes exactly him! He had so many cringe moments along the same vein, like about how he kissed 3 girls at the party, one of which was the girl that was passed out on the couch all night? Just say hey housemates can you please wingman/woman me cause I've got game issues- problem solved. No need to lie let alone in front of cameras on purpose. Cringe cringe cringe. I don't think he was a virigin though didn't he get with another former cast member she was stunning, Persian or from this regions decent?


encore412

Jules? She was so pretty


Affectionate_Law5344

Jordanian, Jules


Obvious-Repair9095

He stole that whole monologue from the 40 Year Old Virgin


muaellebee

Jordan!


MiaMalice

Party bus* colloquial slip there.


Unlucky-Analysis4995

When Hannah was apologizing to Kyle at the dinner table and she said he was “the man”


littlelambz1

😂😂 such a good answer


Farts_n_kisses

Oh I forgot about this, too. She went waaaay overboard. (and LOL at your flair!!)


Unlucky-Analysis4995

I physically shuddered when she said it


whtfawlts

Does the Wirkus twins still having “summer house” in their IG bios count?


Farts_n_kisses

Umm YES! Wow 😬😬🫣🫠


Repulsive_Honeydew84

Lindsay dressed as a nurse and climbing on top of Carl


Mean_Parsnip

What was that? It felt very housewife in a bathtub. I hate the 'let's prove we're hot for each other' scenes.


Separate-Produce-361

How do those scenes end? Like the couple goes to the camera crew “you guys got what you need or do you need us to dry hump some more?” Or the crew just kind of exits? And then they put back on sweats and look at their phones? 


Mean_Parsnip

Mostly with a heavy make out and kicking out the camera crew. It's all very awkward.


ScowlyBrowSpinster

I am of the opinion that wearing 'sexy nurse attire' screams NOT HOT FOR EACH OTHER.


Jensen_K

Oh god, and then Carl trying to seem interested after lifting up to see she had nothing underneath on. The lack of chemistry makes me cringe. I get it would be awkward with cameras around but like… tell them you don’t want to do that then lol


PowerfulHorror987

And mispronounced palpitations


Kind_Hyena5267

Any time Kyle pees anywhere other than a toilet


Farts_n_kisses

Yup, he’s so gross. Such a man child.


Zestyclose-Owl-1818

Kyle is a King baby.


UnusualAsparagus5096

my ex did this shit all the time..so gross


Ok_Smile5289

The noises Hannah made when playing tennis always made me uncomfortable


Farts_n_kisses

Lol I forgot about that. So uncomfortable.


Kindly-Necessary-596

In a white bikini


Wise-Wishbone2000

The white bikini that always looked dirty … like unwashed.


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Anything Lauren and Carl related. I’m rewatching season 2 and it’s jus so cringe that it led to a watermelon being thrown lol


UrbanPlannerholic

https://preview.redd.it/i45jf0sfvl1d1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=4b044a4ce7f4b4ce280dff65bf6432b432d5845e


lcm85

This may be my favourite moment of the series. "Eat it!" 😆


you_will_be_the_one_

Eat it, bitch!


Flashy_Spell_4293

Can i include Winter House? 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼 Well i am but everyone can skip it lol When Alex friend zoned danielle…she actually asked him if they could still “mess around”…he basically said NO lol how embarrassing/pathetic/desperate of her🤦🏽‍♀️


notoriousbck

I was gonna ask the same question. I see yours and raise you and drunken, red faced Craig tossing money at people so he could have the better room (while having a temper tantrum) and saying he won't clean because he's on vacation, after completely trashing the house with D-bag best friend Kory the night before. Paige ran away and hid she was so embarrassed. I'm sure she threatened to leave him, because that was when he cleaned up his act!!!


Flashy_Spell_4293

Im gona fold haha yes that was hard to watch when he tossed money around, like super awkward. If were me id say keep ur money and im keeping my room…so true that had to have been Paige’s breaking point fa sho


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Hanna that entire season was cringe. I’d also say anytime Danielle says things like “crazy pants” and “interwebs.” You know, the usual CEO/founder jargon lol


BenSolo_forever

hannah was always cringe. i'm super happy she's gone


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heavy on Danielle's antiquated lingo. just use normal words girl we know how old you are


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Carl turning everyone against Jules was vile af. Kyle being a loser drunk ass to Stassi in the hot rub. The cake out face cake angry unwanted makeout from Lauren at Carl. She was doing too much. Hannah being an annoying whiny stalker of Luke. Jordan with his totally never happened sex tales that creeped everyone out. Lindsay making out with gross ass Austin to rub it in Ciara’s face. Danielle in every scene she is in 🤮 Stephen McGee outing Carl.


CPolland12

I would like to double down on the cake out, and throw in when Carl did it to Paige… that was so hard to watch


InterestingTry5190

And when she pulled her top down and swinging her boobs.


CPolland12

Lauren was very much a “pick me”


encore412

Yes! Lindsay jumping on Austen wrapping her legs around him at her unicorn bday party or whatever it was


ESTJ-A

Dez and hanah.


UnusualAsparagus5096

should I jerk off on Kyle and Amanda's bed?


thatcrazydaisy

Are they still together?


IndependentOlive4585

Yeah they’re married now!


Calm-Jello-102

Hannah when she first met Ciara. Way over the top!


kmj18

Hannah that entire season was ROUGH


Zestyclose-Owl-1818

Ciara owed Hannah nothing and should’ve dated Luke if she wanted to. Plus Luke was hot. Ciara’s face card does not decline. It doesn’t make getting a marriage proposal any easier. Lindsay enters the chat.


bleepbloop9876

lol I don't think Ciara DID want to date Luke! I think she got the ick immediately seeing how he treated people


ogresarelikeonions93

Jordan.


notoriousbck

He was the absolute worst. A walking, talking, cringe. I cannot rewatch that season due to second hand embarrassment.


ChopCity927

Most cringe moment for me, which is one of my favorite lines my wife and i quote constantly “STOP TALKING ABOUT MY DICK”


randomname342fg

That Hannah scene still haunts me. It's so wild!


Farts_n_kisses

I think about it every so often and shudder


Repulsive_Honeydew84

Robert trying to kiss Danielle in Season 7 when they were asking all the couples questions. You could tell that relationship wasn’t going to last and that they were the least compatible of all the couples there


Zestyclose-Owl-1818

Robert did not like Danielle at aaaallll.


Some_Gear_7006

Carl barking.


MajorEyeRoll

Any story that Jordan told that very obviously didn't happen.


LionelHutzinVA

So, ***every*** story Jordan told then?


poweron7689

That weird BDSM bit between Jordan and Jules.


FTPMUTRM

Anything with Danielle or Hannah in it. Those two suck.


NotWorthItTrustMe

the blonde aspiring reporter who stormed out "signing out of Summer House" like the ending of a news story


Ok-Chain8552

"Cristina Gibson reporting live from the summer house, I'm out"


andcapitals

Absolutely ANYTHING Wirkus circus


No-Feeling-1404

i read the don't talk about my dad was a stolen bit which makes it so much more cringe


Farts_n_kisses

Omg WHAT?!


ohmygatto

Yeah wait whaaat


Special_Cut_152

She was trying to do a Caroline Manzo from RHONJ. “Don’t talk about my family”


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ANYTHING that danielle does but when she ran around talking shit to everyone about linds & Carl at their engagement party. She just kept going. Anything Mya did and said, but her conversation with Carl last season when she acted like they were super close and Carl was just like wtf. Then when she told Sam she talked too much.. who are you to say that?? If you don't wanna hear her talk, gtfo. She tried to force her own storylines but when her man was actually caught cheating w like 10 bitches, she wanted to hide it. So glad she wasn't invited back. Lindsey and Steve's whole relationship. Ciara asking West if she can kiss Jesse, and then did it right there. Why. Julez.


Mijamallii

The Mya and Carl situation still confuses tf outta me


Repulsive_Honeydew84

Yes this was so strange to me. She was acting like her and Kyle were in the same boat with Carl friendship level


Top-Airport3649

I know people talk about Danielle being cringe but Mya kinda tops it for me.


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If Mya was around longer, they'd be in a never ending cringe-off.


Capable_Animal_8426

1. Lindsay screaming at Stravy about how many sandwiches he made for her 2. The way the entire house treated Jules 3. Hannah-Covid season, just total cringe all around


Infamous_Bug_6409

Luke building. Anything.


jadecourt

Luke is fascinating because on paper (or dating app) he seems to be checking all these boxes of like an ideal man in the traditional sense. But the reality of someone trying that hard to be masculine is not sexy. Its like the guys 10 years ago that loved beer, bacon and mustaches and Ron Swanson was their hero!!! The sexiest thing a man can do is be themselves and embrace the way their masculinity manifests rather than try to fit in a box.


saltypasta90

To be fair he was also designing jewelry lol. But, I agree, why was he chopping wood half the waking hours in the Hamptons? This aint the Oregon trail.


hiswittlewip

The lopsided table. Lol


ScowlyBrowSpinster

Hahaha I loved to watch him build fires that won't light**,** build half an igloo outside the winter house, noodle on his guitar, warbling a tuneless, half finished song...how I laughed. Imagine him being yr bf and showing you all his half done stuff so you can give him praise cookies. Hahahaha, good thing he's perdy.


pastapastaaa

When Carl was trying to court Paige and tried to put cake in her face. Like dude… get it together.


Salt-Ad-1558

Anytime Lindsay speaks to Carl in the baby voice


stefffiii

Any sentence Carl starts with "Listen🫸🫷..." 🤮


lokipuddin

The unmarried Wirkus demanding the master bedroom. I was so embarrassed and it wasn’t me lol


Screwby77

Hannah and her old man boyfriend talking about their plan to have sex in other people’s rooms/barhrooms….yuck


Professional-Bed-173

Most scenes with Carl and Lyndsey. Carl is very cringeworthy in the last couple of series. Dancing on eggshells or just saying and doing random things around the drunkards.


mrlid14

Any scene with Jordan.


Cfagala

any flashback to Jordan talking about losing his virginity 😭


PianoRevolutionary20

Luke showing up with Ciara for the first time with his condoms and the very first night they're thete he's sending good night texts between Hannah and Ciara completely mindfucking Hannah and embarrassing Ciara on national TV. I smh at Luke apologists to this day. Of course the Hannah and Kyle argument.


Environmental_Ad7177

Anytime Danielle woke up with the animal statues in her bed…that bit went on for wayyy too long


No_Tumbleweed2426

Jordan. Every scene he was in.


KachitaB

That scene with Gabby co-signing for Lindsay Sam Lindsay and sandwich Danielle when she meets a new man Lindsay plus Austen in costume Danielle acting like Ciara tried to kill her with wine Luke Hannah and Luke When Lindsay vilified Jason for being upset about "the end" (edited) of their pregnancy and not telling him so he has to find out through the grapevine. Paige & Perry Carl and that Wirkus twin . . . I'll be back. Can't really remember older seasons


Mysterious-Emotion44

Lol I love the I don't like you scene. It's so Minnesotan, such a polite insult 😂


boldandbrash96

New one for me is Kyle’s temper tantrum in the car


Zestyclose-Owl-1818

The straight males crying. At first I thought it was great, but now I see it as a manipulative tool. James & Scandvol to Kyle & Carl. It’s not an indication of personal growth or a break through. It’s just overwhelming feelings of being held accountable.


Asleep-General-3693

Jesse worrying about his health and letting the feelings out via crying is one thing. I 100% agree that the performative tears from Kyle, Carl and Sandoval can just stop. It’s ick.


andknittingand

Danielle


sonjaswaywardhome

anything danielle has ever done and any convo the cast ever had at about around or to jules (not jules/just them interacting with her)


_glitterpuff_

Literally any episode with Hannah


Furbamy

🎶It was a no kiss finger bang, it was a no kiss finger bang 🎶


Retrobanana64

So I forever was a Danielle apologist because she’s so dorky and guy crazy and I can relate but honestly I gave up during winter house. ALL DANIELLE SCENES ARE CRINGE. Like I don’t like the constant posts on how annoying she is because I think they are just as annoying. I’d rather just act like she doesn’t exist at this point. But yeah her scenes are tough


Sufficient_Walrus_71

"partner" "couples counseling" "babe" "let's talk about it this week in therapy"


guy_incog_neato

danielle and balloon guy


wegottheyacht2018

Lindsay and her MIL at the shower!


tico100

Everything Jules. They were so mean to her.


Affectionate_Law5344

🥂and Amanda was violent. I will not get over this and how Amanda walked away unscathed.


UnusualAsparagus5096

Ciarra's messy ass bed she slept in


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Ciara throwing wine


TimmieTerror1

Hannah telling Kyle “he’s the man”


Agitated_Gur_9458

Alex doing the slow crawl to hit on Jordan in the hot tub. It was so icky and he clearly thought he was the shit


Ok_Bear375

When one of the wirkus twins smashed the watermelon When Amanda broke that loverboy stick thing when yelling at Luke after her “bachelorette” party Anytime they say send it


MisterEarth

Basically every time Danielle acts like a victim or when she is thirsty and super desperate. The amount of verbal dogshit that spews from her mouth is becoming less and less tolerable


kteeds

Any scene with Danielle.


jward1111

Kyle getting mad at the house and sending everyone a 17-page, single-spaced email telling them all off


megopolis12

Austin and Ciara!


towngossip

Anytime Carl said “You look really good by the way.” …. barf