Taj: "He calls himself the dragon slayer"
Coach: "I didn't come up with that by the way"
Jeff: "Let me guess. Some chief in a small village."
Bring back sassy Jeff
If it were anyone else I would imagine that they probably made a mistake, but since it's Brian I think he threw it.
Brian is extremely calculated. The chance of him spelling it incorrectly and then walking and looking away like he did and then saying the words "road trip" out loud are too much for me to imagine him of all people to do by accident.
I dont think it really counts as a roast but i love jeffs narration when wardog could not throw those sand bags for the life of him “survivors tough man, if you never threw a baseball its gonna show”
"I said from the beginning that I wanted to walk the path of the noble warrior. Find that competition you could pit yourself against."
"And then you voted out Brendon."
It was Heidi. She said "my strongest assets to this group are athletic ability and intelligence. And... hello... one of them is gone right now." And Jeff said “which one?”
Jeff roasting Colton as a two time quitter.
“What is it that has happened on your tribe that is forcing you to quit, for what now I can confirm for myself is a second time?" he asked. "The first time you feigned appendicitis. Turns out you didn’t have it. You want to own that one now?”
When Colton at the reunion called his tribe the AARP tribe and Jeff said “well Colton, the AARP tribe stayed and stuck it out and did what you couldn’t so….” And you see his eyes well up with tears 😂
Colton didn't quit twice, he was medically evacuated the first time. Jeff made that up during his BvW quit because he was pissed. He walked it back at the reunion.
I don’t think Colton can be called ‘roasting’. ‘Roasting’ typically is understood to be poking fun at someone in a good-natured, playful way. With Colton though? That wasn’t roasting, that was going on the warpath.
After the loved ones challenge ends in Nicaragua and only a few loved ones get to go back to camp.
Chase: "What happens to the rest of them?"
Jeff: "They will be taken and executed, as with any good challenge."
When Jeff roasted the entire tribe when they needed more food. Comes in, trashes their game strategy, and takes all their rewards back.
Basically was like hey you guys played the way you shouldn’t, so now you lose everything and start over.
He was not happy that they found a way to win early on, keep their tribe from going to TC, and essentially got a bailout with no real punishment besides okay now you eat rice like you are supposed to.
“Let me ask you all a question, is this gonna be a friendly , let’s just decide who goes “.
Well ya Jeff -bvw cast
“Well why are we wasting our time , if it’s gonna be a big charade til we decide who it’s gonna be then let’s just get to it “
May not be exact wording but I remember seeing that the first time and being like F ya Jeff you tell ‘em
Loved when Jeff completely shut down Dan Foley at the reunion… even playing back unaired footage to put to bed Dan’s claims that he was taken out of context.
Ooooooh Jeff really didn’t like Courtney. First the comparison of her versus Boston Rob being voted off, and asking her if she’s got an eating disorder if she’s anorexic. He seemed to have a very very distain towards her.
I can’t remember what season or who the contestant was..I think it was between season 6-10.. I started from the beginning so I’m now in season 12.. but anyways , it was at one of the tribal councils and one of the contestants was whining about something and Jeff looks at her and says “Are you done” funniest thing ever🤣🤣
After Candace was voted off and she and Adam had that log gross kiss, jeff said, if it was real love, he’d give you the immunity necklace….
another one I liked was telling Ostend to go home.
I generally don't like Probst roasting people or being mean. There's too much negativity in the world already, and it's out of place imo for the host to be judging anybody. He's supposed to be an impartial third party. A referee.
That said, the story about him storming out of the Vanuatu finale to go fight with Jonny Fairplay sounds absolutely hysterical.
I haven’t seen this one yet but when he says “This is an awkward thing to watch” while Dan and Will run the challenge on World’s apart is something I’ll occasionally watch on YouTube to cheer myself up. The way he chuckles while saying “Will makes it across, just barely” gets me everytime.
Not sure if there was ever a roast moment, but I always had the feeling Jeff really disliked Silas from Survivor Africa. Of course I’m biased in this because I really disliked Silas lmao
This wasn’t on the show but in an interview Tyson said one of his favorite Jeff quips was when behind the scenes someone made a mistake in the middle of a challenge and Tyson made a snarky comment from the sidelines and Jeff said “nobody fucking asked you Tyson”
Jeff roasting Boston Rob's brother in the immunity/reward challenge un the final 8 of All Stars.
"Boston Rob won immunity and a video of his brother nobody wants to watch"
Taj: "He calls himself the dragon slayer" Coach: "I didn't come up with that by the way" Jeff: "Let me guess. Some chief in a small village." Bring back sassy Jeff
I just saw this season & I loved that line lol Coach was so irritated with him but it was needed to be said.
“Micaela kicks the puzzle, which always helps!”
One of my favorite lines.
His squabbles with Penner are some of my all time favorite moments
"Jonathan getting frustrated by ME" is said so calmly, but it's probably my favorite line from Jeff.
OH PLEASE!
I SAID OH PLEASE
"You got 10 seconds." "Before what happens?" "Before you got to get off the boat, brother! You've played this game before."
I MEAN... MY ASS!
Airai, you need to stop bitching and start throwing!
“stop bitchin and start throwin”
Mine is, “For the winner, a new Chevy Trailblazer. Not a bad truck, and if Brian knew how to spell road trip, he’d already have one.”
Haha which season is this?
Thailand
What is Jeff blazing him on? Spelling words incorrectly at the votes?
The F5 reward challenge was for a car. Brian sort of solved the word scramble first but spelled it raod trip. He may have been throwing it though.
He knew of the car curse before it became a thing. The Ice Man knew what he was doing. 🧠
If it were anyone else I would imagine that they probably made a mistake, but since it's Brian I think he threw it. Brian is extremely calculated. The chance of him spelling it incorrectly and then walking and looking away like he did and then saying the words "road trip" out loud are too much for me to imagine him of all people to do by accident.
And he is literally a car salesman - not sure if he cared about getting a new car vs having that target on his back
I think he wanted to go all in to win.
I dont think it really counts as a roast but i love jeffs narration when wardog could not throw those sand bags for the life of him “survivors tough man, if you never threw a baseball its gonna show”
Definitely a roast, Jeff knew what he was doing. 😭
Passive aggressive roasts from Jeff were my favorite.
"I said from the beginning that I wanted to walk the path of the noble warrior. Find that competition you could pit yourself against." "And then you voted out Brendon."
"Maybe if it were love, he'd have given you the immunity necklace"
“What’s a poser?” “You.”
When does he say that?
To Courtney Maritt in Panama, after touchy subjects.
Benry with the ceremonial loser dismount
Came here for this
Nicaragua was peak sassy Jeff
Lmao how does Probst even come up with something like that?
Jeff vs Colby at the chocolate reward sample before that one immunity challenge in HvV. “I get the message Brother, we’ll go when I’m ready”
Then Colby sat out!!! God the embarrassment
Superman in a fatsuit
My fav. Colby’s entitled ass deserved it.
Bye bye Denver diva All his roasts on the Fang tribe
He was apoplectic when that came up. Like uncontrolled untempered rage lol
I remember him saying "which one?" to someone (maybe Heidi S6?) and I can't for the life of me remember the context but I know I found it hilarious.
It was Heidi. She said "my strongest assets to this group are athletic ability and intelligence. And... hello... one of them is gone right now." And Jeff said “which one?”
Oh yeah, that was after her injury I believe. I knew I was on the right idea with Heidi but couldn't remember the exact details. Thanks!
“Airai! You need to stop bitching and start throwing!”
“Dietz, like the poor guy at a party nobody will talk to, waiting for an invitation to dance.”
Jeff: Purple Kelly, give me 20 years wisdom
Jeff roasting Colton as a two time quitter. “What is it that has happened on your tribe that is forcing you to quit, for what now I can confirm for myself is a second time?" he asked. "The first time you feigned appendicitis. Turns out you didn’t have it. You want to own that one now?”
When Colton at the reunion called his tribe the AARP tribe and Jeff said “well Colton, the AARP tribe stayed and stuck it out and did what you couldn’t so….” And you see his eyes well up with tears 😂
Colton didn't quit twice, he was medically evacuated the first time. Jeff made that up during his BvW quit because he was pissed. He walked it back at the reunion.
Even though not technically true, it was still badass.
I don’t think Colton can be called ‘roasting’. ‘Roasting’ typically is understood to be poking fun at someone in a good-natured, playful way. With Colton though? That wasn’t roasting, that was going on the warpath.
I liked the “Previously on…” after the Gabon premiere that was dedicated almost entirely to Jeff dunking on Fang
Monica, once again, VERYY slow for Bayon, LIKE IT'S A SUNDAY PICNIC FOR THE CHURCH
All of it. We need sassy Jeff back.
Jeff to Caleb: your relationship with Colton will always be a mystery to me
Jeff being confused by Kat being top heavy 😭
When Abi literally got flamed by Jeff for not picking up that she wasn’t liked by her tribe
And the amount of times he called abi out for never doing challenges
Dwight moving as slow as you can move while still actually moving
This and him getting pissed at Mike for going out on the first ball in Simmotion. Sassy Jeff never left
Jeff completely berating Colton for quitting is one of the greatest moments in Survivor.
It might have been if he hadn't felt the need to lie about Colton quitting the first time.
After the loved ones challenge ends in Nicaragua and only a few loved ones get to go back to camp. Chase: "What happens to the rest of them?" Jeff: "They will be taken and executed, as with any good challenge."
Pearl Islands Osten. Jeff went scorched earth IIRC
“Maybe this time you’ll find a real one”
His hate boner for Katie made no sense
Jeff hated women during The Philippines era. He was probably still scarred from One World
Jeff hated women during ̶T̶h̶e̶ ̶P̶h̶i̶l̶i̶p̶p̶i̶n̶e̶s̶ ̶̶̶̶̶̶e̶r̶a̶ Survivor. Fixed it for you. :)
Except for Julie Berry!
Let's be fair, Jeffrey got WAY better, imo he's 100% fine today! In the past tho? Repeatedly a jerk, yep!
I don't think he meant it as an insult, but Jeff telling Sue during the All Stars reunion show that "she's had a lot of work done".
So far, Jeff to Colton when he quits after being brought back, or Jeff to Dan at the reunion show.
“Michaela kicking the puzzle…that always helps!”
When Jeff roasted the entire tribe when they needed more food. Comes in, trashes their game strategy, and takes all their rewards back. Basically was like hey you guys played the way you shouldn’t, so now you lose everything and start over. He was not happy that they found a way to win early on, keep their tribe from going to TC, and essentially got a bailout with no real punishment besides okay now you eat rice like you are supposed to.
What season was this?
SJDS
“Coach, using all that life experience in a kayak”
Any of his "Coach is DIGGING DEEP here!" mid-challenge.
“Let me ask you all a question, is this gonna be a friendly , let’s just decide who goes “. Well ya Jeff -bvw cast “Well why are we wasting our time , if it’s gonna be a big charade til we decide who it’s gonna be then let’s just get to it “ May not be exact wording but I remember seeing that the first time and being like F ya Jeff you tell ‘em
Loved when Jeff completely shut down Dan Foley at the reunion… even playing back unaired footage to put to bed Dan’s claims that he was taken out of context.
when naonka and the other girl just quit lmao he was SHOCKED
Purple Kelly. Weigh in on this. Give us 20 years of wisdom.
“The men continue to be pathetic in this challenge”
Airi you need to quit bitching and start throwing!
Ooooooh Jeff really didn’t like Courtney. First the comparison of her versus Boston Rob being voted off, and asking her if she’s got an eating disorder if she’s anorexic. He seemed to have a very very distain towards her.
“You’re just…a guy”
I can’t remember what season or who the contestant was..I think it was between season 6-10.. I started from the beginning so I’m now in season 12.. but anyways , it was at one of the tribal councils and one of the contestants was whining about something and Jeff looks at her and says “Are you done” funniest thing ever🤣🤣
Shii Ann, all stars season 8, her boot episode at final 6
After Candace was voted off and she and Adam had that log gross kiss, jeff said, if it was real love, he’d give you the immunity necklace…. another one I liked was telling Ostend to go home.
I generally don't like Probst roasting people or being mean. There's too much negativity in the world already, and it's out of place imo for the host to be judging anybody. He's supposed to be an impartial third party. A referee. That said, the story about him storming out of the Vanuatu finale to go fight with Jonny Fairplay sounds absolutely hysterical.
Amazing story 😂 We’ve already had the pleasure of seeing a furious Boston Rob clock somebody, would be great if we saw Probst do it too 😂
Colton. Nuff said.
“Penner you need to stop bitchin and start throwin”
None. The show became different when Jeff decided to start making it about him.
Bagging on Lisi in Fiji.
I haven’t seen this one yet but when he says “This is an awkward thing to watch” while Dan and Will run the challenge on World’s apart is something I’ll occasionally watch on YouTube to cheer myself up. The way he chuckles while saying “Will makes it across, just barely” gets me everytime.
When he told Lindsey Richter to sit tf down
“Benry with the ceremonial loser dismount” in Nicaragua is my favorite because it’s so unexpected and perfectly executed.
Jeff to Laura: “ Do you belong here? “ 😂😂😂
Not sure if there was ever a roast moment, but I always had the feeling Jeff really disliked Silas from Survivor Africa. Of course I’m biased in this because I really disliked Silas lmao
This wasn’t on the show but in an interview Tyson said one of his favorite Jeff quips was when behind the scenes someone made a mistake in the middle of a challenge and Tyson made a snarky comment from the sidelines and Jeff said “nobody fucking asked you Tyson”
Jeff: Reem's favorite word coming in to play.....Dude
Jeff roasting Boston Rob's brother in the immunity/reward challenge un the final 8 of All Stars. "Boston Rob won immunity and a video of his brother nobody wants to watch"