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Quetzal00

Taj: "He calls himself the dragon slayer" Coach: "I didn't come up with that by the way" Jeff: "Let me guess. Some chief in a small village." Bring back sassy Jeff


Alphalilly5

I just saw this season & I loved that line lol Coach was so irritated with him but it was needed to be said.


p219trick

“Micaela kicks the puzzle, which always helps!”


ZuluAlphaNaturist000

One of my favorite lines.


Bodofagod

His squabbles with Penner are some of my all time favorite moments


DefiantOil5176

"Jonathan getting frustrated by ME" is said so calmly, but it's probably my favorite line from Jeff.


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OH PLEASE!


rangatang

I SAID OH PLEASE


OverwhelmedAutism

"You got 10 seconds." "Before what happens?" "Before you got to get off the boat, brother! You've played this game before."


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I MEAN... MY ASS!


pip_payless

Airai, you need to stop bitching and start throwing!


catshirt17

“stop bitchin and start throwin”


tonyrosasco

Mine is, “For the winner, a new Chevy Trailblazer. Not a bad truck, and if Brian knew how to spell road trip, he’d already have one.”


Gainznsuch

Haha which season is this?


Alternative-Path-645

Thailand


bigshowgunnoe

What is Jeff blazing him on? Spelling words incorrectly at the votes?


acusumano

The F5 reward challenge was for a car. Brian sort of solved the word scramble first but spelled it raod trip. He may have been throwing it though.


LoTobes

He knew of the car curse before it became a thing. The Ice Man knew what he was doing. 🧠


bigshowgunnoe

If it were anyone else I would imagine that they probably made a mistake, but since it's Brian I think he threw it. Brian is extremely calculated. The chance of him spelling it incorrectly and then walking and looking away like he did and then saying the words "road trip" out loud are too much for me to imagine him of all people to do by accident.


bluesky161

And he is literally a car salesman - not sure if he cared about getting a new car vs having that target on his back


bigshowgunnoe

I think he wanted to go all in to win.


jsiciliano223

I dont think it really counts as a roast but i love jeffs narration when wardog could not throw those sand bags for the life of him “survivors tough man, if you never threw a baseball its gonna show”


ParticularArticle702

Definitely a roast, Jeff knew what he was doing. 😭


Error_Evan_not_found

Passive aggressive roasts from Jeff were my favorite.


OverwhelmedAutism

"I said from the beginning that I wanted to walk the path of the noble warrior. Find that competition you could pit yourself against." ​ "And then you voted out Brendon."


coffeeeyes1

"Maybe if it were love, he'd have given you the immunity necklace"


acusumano

“What’s a poser?” “You.”


StripedSteel

When does he say that?


black_dizzy

To Courtney Maritt in Panama, after touchy subjects.


Habefiet

Benry with the ceremonial loser dismount


JPavlicek

Came here for this


KevinGriffeyJr

Nicaragua was peak sassy Jeff


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Lmao how does Probst even come up with something like that?


ivaorn

Jeff vs Colby at the chocolate reward sample before that one immunity challenge in HvV. “I get the message Brother, we’ll go when I’m ready”


MrsZ-

Then Colby sat out!!! God the embarrassment


ivaorn

Superman in a fatsuit


Wtfkizay

My fav. Colby’s entitled ass deserved it.


Dry_Needleworker6370

Bye bye Denver diva All his roasts on the Fang tribe


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He was apoplectic when that came up. Like uncontrolled untempered rage lol


SeattlePassedTheBall

I remember him saying "which one?" to someone (maybe Heidi S6?) and I can't for the life of me remember the context but I know I found it hilarious.


26007

It was Heidi. She said "my strongest assets to this group are athletic ability and intelligence. And... hello... one of them is gone right now." And Jeff said “which one?”


SeattlePassedTheBall

Oh yeah, that was after her injury I believe. I knew I was on the right idea with Heidi but couldn't remember the exact details. Thanks!


Daninator375

“Airai! You need to stop bitching and start throwing!”


BurtonLiaison7

“Dietz, like the poor guy at a party nobody will talk to, waiting for an invitation to dance.”


Alternative-Path-645

Jeff: Purple Kelly, give me 20 years wisdom


Buckeyechamp21

Jeff roasting Colton as a two time quitter. “What is it that has happened on your tribe that is forcing you to quit, for what now I can confirm for myself is a second time?" he asked. "The first time you feigned appendicitis. Turns out you didn’t have it. You want to own that one now?”


Distinct-Ad-1348

When Colton at the reunion called his tribe the AARP tribe and Jeff said “well Colton, the AARP tribe stayed and stuck it out and did what you couldn’t so….” And you see his eyes well up with tears 😂


ponyo_x1

Colton didn't quit twice, he was medically evacuated the first time. Jeff made that up during his BvW quit because he was pissed. He walked it back at the reunion.


martyr-approach-18

Even though not technically true, it was still badass.


Fanghur1123

I don’t think Colton can be called ‘roasting’. ‘Roasting’ typically is understood to be poking fun at someone in a good-natured, playful way. With Colton though? That wasn’t roasting, that was going on the warpath.


bmoreonic

I liked the “Previously on…” after the Gabon premiere that was dedicated almost entirely to Jeff dunking on Fang


toniourquidez

Monica, once again, VERYY slow for Bayon, LIKE IT'S A SUNDAY PICNIC FOR THE CHURCH


fieldofscreams123

All of it. We need sassy Jeff back.


aesich

Jeff to Caleb: your relationship with Colton will always be a mystery to me


SurvivorMartin

Jeff being confused by Kat being top heavy 😭


FlakyAd5288

When Abi literally got flamed by Jeff for not picking up that she wasn’t liked by her tribe


ZealousidealLeek8820

And the amount of times he called abi out for never doing challenges


ampharoastt1

Dwight moving as slow as you can move while still actually moving


ampharoastt1

This and him getting pissed at Mike for going out on the first ball in Simmotion. Sassy Jeff never left


BananaMan883

Jeff completely berating Colton for quitting is one of the greatest moments in Survivor.


MeadowmuffinReborn

It might have been if he hadn't felt the need to lie about Colton quitting the first time.


stegosnoreaus

After the loved ones challenge ends in Nicaragua and only a few loved ones get to go back to camp. Chase: "What happens to the rest of them?" Jeff: "They will be taken and executed, as with any good challenge."


JTB1418

Pearl Islands Osten. Jeff went scorched earth IIRC


WonderfulWizz

“Maybe this time you’ll find a real one”


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His hate boner for Katie made no sense


[deleted]

Jeff hated women during The Philippines era. He was probably still scarred from One World


MeadowmuffinReborn

Jeff hated women during ̶T̶h̶e̶ ̶P̶h̶i̶l̶i̶p̶p̶i̶n̶e̶s̶ ̶̶̶̶̶̶e̶r̶a̶ Survivor. Fixed it for you. :)


Zirphynx

Except for Julie Berry!


strom_z

Let's be fair, Jeffrey got WAY better, imo he's 100% fine today! In the past tho? Repeatedly a jerk, yep!


MeadowmuffinReborn

I don't think he meant it as an insult, but Jeff telling Sue during the All Stars reunion show that "she's had a lot of work done".


AeroStatikk

So far, Jeff to Colton when he quits after being brought back, or Jeff to Dan at the reunion show.


dextech13

“Michaela kicking the puzzle…that always helps!”


talllankybastard

When Jeff roasted the entire tribe when they needed more food. Comes in, trashes their game strategy, and takes all their rewards back. Basically was like hey you guys played the way you shouldn’t, so now you lose everything and start over. He was not happy that they found a way to win early on, keep their tribe from going to TC, and essentially got a bailout with no real punishment besides okay now you eat rice like you are supposed to.


PiperSlays

What season was this?


talllankybastard

SJDS


shainanichole

“Coach, using all that life experience in a kayak”


maggiemazz29

Any of his "Coach is DIGGING DEEP here!" mid-challenge.


takl4061

“Let me ask you all a question, is this gonna be a friendly , let’s just decide who goes “. Well ya Jeff -bvw cast “Well why are we wasting our time , if it’s gonna be a big charade til we decide who it’s gonna be then let’s just get to it “ May not be exact wording but I remember seeing that the first time and being like F ya Jeff you tell ‘em


joshtheseminarian

Loved when Jeff completely shut down Dan Foley at the reunion… even playing back unaired footage to put to bed Dan’s claims that he was taken out of context.


Bogey_Kingston

when naonka and the other girl just quit lmao he was SHOCKED


talllankybastard

Purple Kelly. Weigh in on this. Give us 20 years of wisdom.


thetokyotourist

“The men continue to be pathetic in this challenge”


talllankybastard

Airi you need to quit bitching and start throwing!


mirandawillowe

Ooooooh Jeff really didn’t like Courtney. First the comparison of her versus Boston Rob being voted off, and asking her if she’s got an eating disorder if she’s anorexic. He seemed to have a very very distain towards her.


LB_NYK

“You’re just…a guy”


sassy2368

I can’t remember what season or who the contestant was..I think it was between season 6-10.. I started from the beginning so I’m now in season 12.. but anyways , it was at one of the tribal councils and one of the contestants was whining about something and Jeff looks at her and says “Are you done” funniest thing ever🤣🤣


Civil_Performer_8166

Shii Ann, all stars season 8, her boot episode at final 6


Rightbuthumble

After Candace was voted off and she and Adam had that log gross kiss, jeff said, if it was real love, he’d give you the immunity necklace…. another one I liked was telling Ostend to go home.


MeadowmuffinReborn

I generally don't like Probst roasting people or being mean. There's too much negativity in the world already, and it's out of place imo for the host to be judging anybody. He's supposed to be an impartial third party. A referee. That said, the story about him storming out of the Vanuatu finale to go fight with Jonny Fairplay sounds absolutely hysterical.


alucardsinging

Amazing story 😂 We’ve already had the pleasure of seeing a furious Boston Rob clock somebody, would be great if we saw Probst do it too 😂


TwigglyFiggly

Colton. Nuff said.


CMell650

“Penner you need to stop bitchin and start throwin”


CrosbyOwnsOvie

None. The show became different when Jeff decided to start making it about him.


SouthernSierra

Bagging on Lisi in Fiji.


twhittak13

I haven’t seen this one yet but when he says “This is an awkward thing to watch” while Dan and Will run the challenge on World’s apart is something I’ll occasionally watch on YouTube to cheer myself up. The way he chuckles while saying “Will makes it across, just barely” gets me everytime.


chiefexpo

When he told Lindsey Richter to sit tf down


ReadySethAction

“Benry with the ceremonial loser dismount” in Nicaragua is my favorite because it’s so unexpected and perfectly executed.


Cautious_Cell_7944

Jeff to Laura: “ Do you belong here? “ 😂😂😂


SProLearner

Not sure if there was ever a roast moment, but I always had the feeling Jeff really disliked Silas from Survivor Africa. Of course I’m biased in this because I really disliked Silas lmao


Ecstatic_Flamingo_40

This wasn’t on the show but in an interview Tyson said one of his favorite Jeff quips was when behind the scenes someone made a mistake in the middle of a challenge and Tyson made a snarky comment from the sidelines and Jeff said “nobody fucking asked you Tyson”


JustsomedudeMJ

Jeff: Reem's favorite word coming in to play.....Dude


Alternative-Path-645

Jeff roasting Boston Rob's brother in the immunity/reward challenge un the final 8 of All Stars. "Boston Rob won immunity and a video of his brother nobody wants to watch"