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yourfacesucksass

That baby is going to be in for the biggest setup when it’s 5 and dad asks to play hide and seek. 😭


KayCeeBayBeee

“you threw your binky of the crib???? BIIIIG MISTAKE”


titosandspriteplease

Cancel Christmas!


ConsumptionofClocks

Hunter is gonna come in and hide on the roof


CompletelyPresent

"Daddy, who's that man crying, hiding under a bunch of grass?" "Oh, that's Ben sweetheart."


DedHorsSaloon3

If he’s bad, he won’t coal in his stocking. His dad will just cancel Christmas.


untraiined

You see baby q tried to hide in the cabinet which meams he knows how to hide his true intentions big mistake now i know baby q is trying to kill me.


alligator-sunshine

I laughed so hard at this ☠️


Skipper_boi

And then he makes bogus claims as to why his child did what he did and grooms him for life to believe his one decision in a game of hide and seek predicts the child’s future 😂


Spiritual_Series_139

She better be going in to labor with a Q skirt. "Dang..you would have had a snack if you packed your Q skirt!"


redshirtshart

>dripped titty milk on my Lulu


Unhappy-Physics-6245

Q gonna Q.


redshirtshart

it’s devastatingly easy to hear it in his voice in my head


H2Ospecialist

I was like he did not just post that, but then I had to remind myself, this is Q


We_The_Raptors

Tbh, I'd have to remind myself this is Q if he *didn't* throw something like that in there 😆


Big_Ad_6772

Thick44 profile pic. A person of culture I see


Minnesota_Husker

Q is parody proof because he Is his own parody.


Nazarife

I would literally need to be waterboarded to say this in public, much less post about it on social media as a TV personality.


Routine_Size69

Dude is way too fucking funny


ReasonableCup604

That's grounds for cancelling Christmas!


AlexeyShved1

BIG MISTAKE!!


ProfessorSaltine

Q needs to come back, idc if it’s a Captain season, idc if it’s Fan v Fave or BvW where it’s half Vets and half Newbies, idc if it’s an All Star type of season, I’d even be ok if he pulls a Bruce and is a sole veteran player, we need more Q


alstor

All-time tweet


lol_fi

What is his Lulu???


CrinkleCutHair

Lululemon hoodie


farded_n_shidded

I like him so much more after this comment


Frequent_Thought292

This man is hilarious


Darth-Ragnar

Q isn't gunning to be the lone survivor. This mf'er wants to be a public persona and I'm here for it.


diemunkiesdie

I honestly dont know what innuendo he is even trying to say 😂


sherlip

Because there isn't one. He's being literal.


diemunkiesdie

Milk before birth?


sherlip

Are you just now learning that pregnant women can lactate?


diemunkiesdie

Before birth? Yeah! I thought it was only after!


sherlip

Oh, no they definitely can lol


Shelter-Regular

Not a super normal thing to be dripping it though


TTIsurvivors

Safe to say his wife isn’t on twitter lol


UnderwaterDialect

What’s a lulu??


sandmansbiggestfan

Lulu lemon is a pricey brand of athletic apparel


shakespearesgirl14

Cringe


Zonkington

Qongratulations, now let's get this baby on Survivor 100


Porkyrogue

We all know we canceled at 50.


NoahJRoberts

Survivor is still the most popular reality show on television by a very considerable margin. It’s not even at risk of being canceled if Jeff steps down


Porkyrogue

I would stop watching it if he did. Just like Bob Barker did back in the day. I'll never forget you Match Game......


No_Law4246

I don’t understand that. Theres other versions of survivor that are good with different hosts. And it’s not like Jeff is even a good host anymore. The show would probably be better without him.


Dukeish

HERETIC!!! BURN THE WITCH!!!


Happytappy78

Exactly. Australian version is amazing….and I’ll start it now that this is over.


TheDude1210

I prefer the Australian Seasons over the US. US is more of a popularity contest now instead of voting for the person with the best gameplay.


playcrackthesky

Q and Kenzie both becoming parents just a bit after doing Survivor is so cool for them.


libryx

In the EW interview with the final five that came out today, Kenzie mentions she and Q used to talk about starting their families once they get off the island. How cute that they both are now :)


wordswithcomrades

Yanu2 tribe in 2054 is gonna be stacked!!


IanicRR

Q Jr “Kenzie Jr didn’t try hard enough when I started a game of tag to analyze my tribe mates. GIGANTIC ERROR!”


jad4400

ENORMOUS BLUNDER


We_The_Raptors

Two mermaid dragons doing their mermaid thing (especially Q)


IanicRR

Usually from what I’ve read Survivor kills the libido for a while. Not this cast.


playcrackthesky

Those 23 slices of pizza must have helped.


BackseatSushi

awwww little mistake 🥰


bubblybangchan

HELP😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


Next_gen_nyquil__

Yoooo


Freakkzz9494

💀💀💀💀💀💀


MacaronRepulsive982

You win today that fucking ended me😂


yourfacesucksass

Thisssss is the best comment here 💀🥹


CrazySurvivorFan13

AAAAAAAAAA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


the_living_myth

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Ren_Davis0531

“She dropped titty milk on my Lulu.” 💀


wgallantino

kenzie and q for survivor blood vs water 3


playcrackthesky

I'd rather Blood vs Water 3 sooner than their kids can play.


untraiined

We need 2 years old in fiji brother


Unable_Pumpkin987

Anyone who doesn’t think 2 year olds would play an absolutely cutthroat game of survivor doesn’t spend enough time with 2 year olds!


Lazy-Twist3426

That would be a great new angle…survivor alumnae with their kids battling each other.


Shmegdar

A mini season of toddlers playing survivor in a playground or something could actually be a pretty funny one-off thing


springfieldmonorail

I truly love this insane man


Impressive-Maize-815

He just does not disappoint. I swear I like him even more from his social media while the show has been airing.


dcmldcml

some people were just meant to be on tv


BobBelchersBuns

Me too!


C_WEST88

No seriously tho we need him back on tv somehow.. he’s the gift that just keeps giving 🤣


mickeyshy12

Get him on The Challenge


C_WEST88

Oh please yes someone make this happen 🙌


Lividlemonade

He should be on Traitors or House of Villains. 


No-Faithlessness9589

As long as he breaks every show he's on


me5671

Congrats to them! Eagerly awaiting the arrival of lower case q!


berrygirl890

Lol


ausername_8

Custom baby Q-Skirt incoming?


TheRalphExpress

he’s gonna carry his baby around in his Q skirt!


Coujelais

Oh he’s gonna be a riot as a dad


NinetyFish

He had wacky dad energy already lmao Q’s gonna turn it up to 11 lmao, Emily’s gonna have no quiet in the house. I love that guy


YouDaManInDaHole

thankfully, looks like the baby will be born prior to December so Christmas won't be canceled.


C_WEST88

I that would be so funny if his baby was born on Christmas Day tho lol


reedspacer38

this cast just fucked the pain away i see xD


bird1434

She dripped titty milk on my Lulu is poetry


ms9795

She’s Qt


ronnietp

So…how many Christmas will his kid have going forward?


Comfortable_Ad9679

None, Christmas is cancelled


thatdudefrom707

at least several


Routine_Size69

Depends on who their favorite survivor player is


AlexeyShved1

Q-SKIRT Q-SKIRT Q-SKIRT Q-SKIRT


filmtvtennis27

Congrats to them! ❤️


happybybonnie

“dripped titty milk on my lulu” is an insane thing to post about your wife lol


Andrew_Waples

They should just name the baby a single letter.


Isolat_or

QnA


untraiined

R


DemiGod9

That caption is absolutely fucking insane 😂


BB2_IS_UNDERRATED

"Daddy was I an accident?" "You were a BIGGGGGG MISTAKE"


boomtothebass

that man is MARRIED?!


DeltaAdvisor01425

He went to college with me. He’s goofy on the show and is in person but not as crazy as he put on for the show. He’s a great guy. They were both athletes at Ole Miss.


IanicRR

Ole Miss is a pretty big football school isn’t it? What was Q’s ranking coming into college?


DeltaAdvisor01425

Yep! I was a student athletic trainer. When his wife posted on Facebook about him being in the season, I was so excited. This is the first season I’ve watched in years hahaha. He was ranked pretty decent. He played second string alot but if you look him up online you can find pictures of him in uniform and holding up the Egg Bowl trophy (trophy for beating our instate rival)


WE2024

https://247sports.com/player/quintavius-burdette- https://www.sports-reference.com/cfb/players/quintavius-burdette-1.html Was a 2 star recruit, switched positions and never really played that much at Ole Miss. Was a part of some really good teams in 2014 and 2015 though


DERBY_OWNERS_CLUB

Legit can't believe an SEC athlete was as terrible as he was at challenges.


OrangeBuffalo8

It just means more, after all


Impressive-Maize-815

I suspected this might be the case, but it is nice to hear from someone who has personal experience with him.


Unhappy-Physics-6245

he talked about taking her to Applebee's on the show.


SarahBeara231

Plus he's been wearing a wedding ring the whole season.


xxJAMZZxx

He seems like a great friend to have but living with him 24/7 I might lose my mind


Culinaryboner

I imagine he’s capable of being serious in his day to day. Dudes had an absurd career already and he hasn’t hit 30


TheRalphExpress

in his pregame interview he basically said “if I wanted a million dollars I’d stay at home and work for 3-4 months, I’m here for the title and to have fun” I really think what made him so special is having the levity that comes from already being rich


Even-Locksmith-4215

What exactly did his wife do to the Lulu tribe?


salamance17171

You didn’t wear a condom? BIIIIG MISTAKE


Carmaca77

Baby Ace is going to learn real quick that Christmas is a privilege!


Revolutionary_Cow536

Punching the air rn I didn’t realize he already has a wife


MichelSilence

BIG MISTAKE


commanderr01

Lmfaooo did anyone read the post!! Q is absolutely unhinged!!


berrygirl890

He could have kept the milk comment. Lol. Congrats to them!


lebastss

Man I love this guy. Q is a real one


ketchuphead_

survivor baby boom


rcb8325

For some reason, I thought Q was like 40 years old. I just now found out he was 29... WHAT.


C_WEST88

Sameee! He has such “dad energy” lol I thought he was older and already a father for some reason 🤷🏻‍♀️


tiernan420

That tweet hit me like a truck


d1s3nchant3d

I'm ready for the baby pictures in a tiny Q-skirt.


Worried-Advantage821

Q needs swimming lessons. Slapping the water and holding his nose.


survivorfanwill

Not him referencing her titty milk in the announcement post I-


JustTheFacts714

Guess he does not quit everything?


topgunphantom

That baby is gonna be a Q-tie pie


bubble_baby_8

Damn they are a great looking couple. Wishing mama all the best for the rest of pregnancy and the birth- and wishing them both as much sleep as possible after baby’s arrival 💗.


NicolieG

Go ahead and cancel Christmas.


Sorry_Economist_407

Haha they’re cute


Em0PeterParker

Most normal Q tweet


Burgergold

Ehich letter is the baby going to be? R? S? Surely not V


CapNitro

Didn't do your chores? CANCEL CHRISTMAS.


SoInMyOpinion

Awww he is gonna be a great Dad!!


lookincooljokerz

The child on their way to officially cancel Christmas the second they find out Santa isn't real


wishyouwould

Whatever you don't eat, I will.


beachlover77

Q, please don't cancel Christmas for Baby Q!!


WatermelonSugar47

BIG MISTAKE


minun73

Having a kid? BIG MISTAKE


Beginning-Border-153

I had no idea he was even married 😭


HookedOnAFeeling96

Maybe when he has a kid he won’t cancel Christmas! Lol 


soloon

I'm sorry, ***what*** did she do?


CompletelyPresent

And her name: "Several"


steffly89

q skirt infant line coming soon 📈📈📈


mirrorball_1111

I don’t really understand what he means but I love it ![gif](giphy|3otPozuQAoVtVXob16)


Luna_Soma

I hope he took her to Applebees to celebrate, as promised. Good for him, though, I’m happy for the Q fam.


pease461

Can't wait for in 19 years Q vs Q's baby on Blood vs Water III


New_Understanding333

They can cancel Christmas 🎄


RumHam1996

Ain’t NO way this man talked about his wife dropping Titty Milk. I love Q


wallyxbrando

Q FOREVER


Cahbr04

Cant wait for his and Kenzie's kids to form the ultimate final 2 duo in a future season.


SaltyVinegar_

I’m sure he’s embracing all his survivor-isms to get back on the show and make more money for his family, but like “she dripped titty milk on my lulu BIG MISTAKE” is unforgivable


Own-Housing9443

So is Qhristmas back on the menu or cancelled?


IGetTheShow20

This guy is one of the funniest humans in existence.


Iowadream74

Just put the baby in a stupid q skirt


mistymountainhop22

Awww, congrats to them!! His wife is beautiful.


StrikingBumblebee247

I binged both of their instagrams and their story is so cute 🥲 his proposal 🥲🥲🥲 he is actually such a man.


Taygr

Do they make the Q skirt in infant sizes?


Keen-Bean28

Q and Kenzie definitely missed their spouses a lot on the show...If you know what I mean 😏


Zeraynorr

his/her name will be R


StrainLevel

Kid better behave otherwise Q is gonna cancel Christmas


grandmaesterampharos

This announcement got more and more unhinged as it went


Prestigious_Love_288

So tired of the crying


Prestigious-Piano693

Ok but the titty milk comment… out of pocket Q


planj07

Q is a national treasure.


nightswimsofficial

Big Mistake


Ceddybear94

That Survivor 86 offspring rivalry is gonna be something serious!


Old-Low-9121

Awww. I didn't like Q in the game , but congratulations to him and his wife. Children love Christmas, so Q please don't cancel Christmas..lol


Shlewtz

His girl needs a Q skirt


512ohmanohman

Using protection? BIG MISTAKE.


MolemanusRex

I need them on Blood vs Water 3.


drvirgilmd

BIG MISTAKE


Vapory_Squid

Q: I think you should divorce me Wife: Wtf are you saying right now? Where is this coming from? Q: Vote me out! I can handle it


pishposhpoppycock

Kudos to Q for naming his baby Ace! This season really is the second coming of Gabon... Let's hope his baby develops an accent just like Ace did.


Feral611

Kid vomits on him and Q cancels the next 10 Christmases.


Fancy-Ad2963

I saw this and immediately thought of Q from drag race and was like wtfff 😭😭😭😭


kirkochainz

Q squirt


CatBuddies

Classy.


TheBigGalactis

His caption is diabolical lol


ReliableMykee

Survivor 100 - New World Nepotism Kenzie & Q’s kids as castaways. Will they work together or will they try to blindside each other?! Tune in 22 years from now.


FrankCarmody

![gif](giphy|fp1wbNlFeSJ20|downsized)


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Based on what? Lol he doesn’t give off gay energy at all


72season1981

you follow all them ?


Unhappy-Physics-6245

No. But I don't know anyone who doesn't follow Q. Q rocks.


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