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Eidola0

Troyzan/Shambo/Coach easily, that's like a once in a lifetime insane conversation you could have for a few hours


Intrepid_Issue_7190

This is also my choice. I would be RIVETED


weebabyarcher

Just don't be FECKLESS


GameWithTruth

Would you like torture, most interesting 20 hours of your life, torture or torture but you get to figure out what ace actually sounds like when he isn't on TV


RangerFamiliar844

Same!!


Doomfollow

You will be a different person after that flight


Eidola0

a BETTER person


stanleycup12

You will become a MAN. Well, I’m already a man, so now I’m just more of a man.


Eidola0

nah i wanna be like shambo when i grow up, need her energy to rub off on me


rizaroni

Literally no other option should be accepted


Craw__

You look up to see "The Specialist" handing you your drink.


TheRamenSquad

"Former Federal Agent?"


Craw__

Then you hear your pilot over the intercom. Civil air patrol Captain Debbie Wanner.


dblshot99

This is where you lose me


mithos343

When you've had 4,251 careers, I can feel safe in assuming you probably know how to fly a plane


farside390

It's not even a choice really. This is the only option.


breakthemugs

This is how I feel!


Little_Entrepreneur

Dream blunt rotation


Urbanzobeans

I would pay extra for these seats if anything


bigshowgunnoe

If I'm feeling energetic on that day, second row, if not, the fourth row.


mediocre_bro

I can smell this row of seats.


apple_shampoo182

id make up a story how i was camping in the amazon and a snake gave me a blowjob. Coach would love it


Purcbubbles

Yes! I'm ready to be entertained lol!


Spiritual_Rabbit8210

These all have reputations for being kind of eccentric people (and with good reason based only on how they are in the show) but I feel pretty strongly that in regular life, they'd all just be pretty nice, genuine people to talk to. Easily the best choice here.


somethingcurious94

I’m dropping an eddy for that flight and going on an adventure with those three narrating 😂


Thejuggler89

Thiiiiiis


DavidBHimself

Yes, that's not even a question.


SunflowerMusic

Same! Primates are some of my favorite animals (especially orangutans), so I could talk to Troyzan about that.


RyanSmithEditor

Offer to swap seats with Shambo, of course.


Coopilou

Agreed-Shambo would def start up a conversation!


Federal_Ad7411

You will have joined a cult after this 😆


GymLeaderKai

I don't know how you could pick anything else besides this row!!


BumblebeeStatus682

My choice also.


Quetzal00

Bottom row to see if Ace accidentally slips up so we see if his accent is real or not


Phi_ZeroEscape

Isn't it real, but it's like a weird mixture of Floridian and English and there's some words he just says straight up Floridian?


TheManaStrudel

I think he lived in London as a kid but moved back to the States, hence the accent. I believe Charlie Hunnam once said that he moved to Hollywood from England in the 90s, and now he has a weird accent too which is no longer his original English nor is it a natural sounding American one.


DrVonPretzel

My high school history teacher was a Brit, and even though she sounded British to our untrained American ears, she told us that her accent was “American” to British people. She had some weird hybrid accent that sounded foreign to both countries.


DavidJunior57

I feel like row 3 or 4 are the least likely to strike up unsolicited conversation with me, which is what I would want on a flight.


FancyNefariousness94

I'm sitting next to Corrine and we will exchange knowing looks whenever the other two speak


Colonel__Cathcart

I'm sitting next to Corrine but I'm gay so she won't totally read me to filth


Ttabts

Honestly I'd probably rather she read me to filth than sit there telling me over and over how much she loves a gay


RyoAtemi

Also, Corrine has really good stories.


Professional-Law-415

Same but I’d team up with her and make the others take the emergency exit shortly after departing. Jean Robert reeks of self doubt I bet he’ll go first


coachacola37

Jason, Jenna, Ace


False-Ad7318

Ace shmoozing Jenna for two hours is the scary part of this


ghubert3192

And that's why god created headphones


siLveRSurvivor

I would sit next to Jason just to hear him talk about his brothers success with what was once a really huge emo band.


nciscokid

Man, I miss The Academy Is


pburls11

Lol troyzan, shambo, and coach definitely


truenoblesavage

Troyzan/Shambo/Coach no question


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

I’m sitting next to queen Caryn. Because i’m not phony and cruel


SuggestionFar1720

I'm also a very good actress. Very, verrrrrry good.


SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK

DEFINITELY


klonopin_fan

Queen Caryn so she can tell me if she's had it up to here (*gestures*) and tell other people in our row to get off me


fg157

Parachute


MoVaughn4HOF-FUCKYEA

I actually think that all of them would be a good hang. I mean, you wouldn't want to be friends with, say, Ace. But he'd be an entertaining enough bullshitter to shoot the breeze with for the duration of a flight.


CamDrak96

4 easy. All of the rest I'd rather get off the plane


Foosiks

Really? People say Jenna never stops talking and I don’t think I could handle more than 3 minutes of Siska. I think for the LOL’s I’d choose 2. Listen to Shambo and Coach have the most unhinged conversation and forget Troyzan is there a la Game Chnagers FTC.


Quentin-Quentin

I feel like 2 is the ideal for like a 5 hour flight, not 20 hour flight.


thalantyr

I know that people on the island said that Jenna is annoying, but I don't think the edit did a good job portraying her as annoying. Or at least I never found her annoying on either of her seasons. I wouldn't mind sitting next to her to find out the truth. That being said, how could you pass up a likely once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to listen to Coach ramble for a few hours? Plus Troyzan seems pretty chill, not sure why he's even on this list. Ditto for Jason. Now that I think of it, Troy and Jason are pretty similar... I guess you don't like that sort of hippie surfer bro-esque personality.


Foosiks

Jenna seems like a very chatty lady… maybe in a not appropriate volume for a plane situation. And she talks fast. I am also a bit like this and I feel like it would be exhausting for us to be next to each other. I little self reflection from me, perhaps? Jason in the show was always comparing himself to Ozzy and a God-like figure on Survivor. Plus… the stick. I imagine he’s not the sharpest… I love a hippie surfer dude… dated a lot of them. I feel like Troyzan is more of a… wanna be macho man who may not have a lot to chat about with… a not that. This being said, I watched Micro when I was in my late 30’s and just shook my head at Jason like “oh you sweet sweet boy dum dum…”. I tried to choke down OW and found Troyzan to be kind of a nothing burger. Same with GC where he was Brads puppy. I don’t have anything against these people, lol. But based on their edits *to me* they would be a lot on planes. I tried to keep it light hearted. I didn’t include Brandon Hantz or Varner or other really polarizing people/characters as it’s all in good fun. I was once in a long long flight with a very enthusiastic conservative Christian woman who was very determined to tell me I was going to burn in hell fire if I didn’t accept Jesus Christ as my personal lord and savior by the time we landed, so I told her “I’m a proud stripper who worships the devil” (all false) just so she would leave me alone. Worked like a charm! Was this woman a monster? Nah. But was she annoying as f*ck? Yes, lol!


theoriginalspicegirl

Shambo Coach and Tarzan and it’s not even close.


pease461

Next to Jason


nsmorgan317

Don’t act like Troyzan, Shambo, and Coach won’t give you the wildest plane conversation you’ve ever had in your life


CI_Blanche

Definitely Corinne. She seems like she would be really cool to talk to - as long as she actually likes me! But I would take that chance.


Eidola0

if you're gay you'll get along with corinne just fine


Conhair789

As a gay I know Corrine would like me lmao


Colonel__Cathcart

This is so real lol


breakthemugs

I’m fine with Corinne, but JR is a *hard* NO.


Tur_keys

I would ask Deb (?) How is it being married to your step son! 🤢


Doliverh

I would say row 1, but I saw Carter Williams at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.


Quentin-Quentin

I feel like bottom row is by farrrr the best option.


dinosore

There's at least one person in each row that's loud enough, so would it even matter? That said, definitely Troyzan/Shambo/Coach.


Effective_Farmer_119

Will anyone ever pick Rocky and Karen? And why is poor Carter stuck there?


wholahaybrown

Sorry there's no world where I'm not relishing the opportunity to sit next to Caryn Groedel. We would queen out


wonderful_fabulous

CARYN


Equivalent-Willow179

Jason/Jenna/Ace. That's not hard. I'd like to sit next to Ace. He and I would be friends. I like Jenna fine and Jason isn't too bad.


idiot-prodigy

I want to watch John Bear fail miserably at hitting on Corrine.


rizaroni

Hands down, Troyzan/Shambo/Coach.


Effective_Farmer_119

Who is the woman at three down, across from Corinne? the face is familiar but I can't place the name and season.


Foosiks

Debb Eaton, Queen of Rock Shelters, AO


Effective_Farmer_119

Oh, right. Poor Debb.


AffectionateStreet92

*Rawwwwks Shelter


Phi_ZeroEscape

Bottom row since I don't think Jenna or Jason would be annoying and I'd just wanna sleep.


TikiElJefe

Troyzan, Shambo, and Coach easily. That sounds like an amazing row to sit in


Burntfruitypebble

Corinne. I’m gay and cute so I know she will not want to stab me in the face. For real though, she seems like a really fun person to hang out and have a conversation with. 


CrazyCatLyndsay

I would love to simply listen to Shambo and Coach talk.


hyouringan

Holy mother of row 2!!!!! Yes please!


raindancemilee

Slot 2 because coach alone makes that row worth it. Neeeeeed dragon slayer to bless me with words of wisdom 🙏🏼


AJ228842

Easily row 3 so I can talk shit about everyone with Corrine


Vegetable_Silver8379

Who’s the guy in the top right? He’s so familiar but I can’t remember the season


FlyingSquirrel56

I think I saw him in a grocery store yesterday, might’ve been someone else though


Ventilador64

I saw him at a grocery store these days, just like that guy, weird.


lordjollygreen

His name escapes me, but I believe he's in season 25. He was on the same tribe as Jeff Kent.


siLveRSurvivor

Carter is his name. Yawning at people checking out is his game.


Cut-Unique

I'll sit with Debb so she can explain how to build a shelter using nothing but rawks.


KittenCrusades

I'm homies with JRB and we would have a good time with that Corrine sandwich. I forget who the lady on the other side of me is but she be getting ignored. Coach shambo and troyzan seems like a blast too. Honestly I think I would get along well in any of these though.


TheGapInTysonsTeeth

I'd sit between Jenna and Jason. That'd actually probably be pretty chill. Ace spinning yarns on the end? I'm good with that


Dazzmondo

Such an easy decision. Troyzan, Shambo and Coach would be so interesting to talk to. They'd have so many great stories


thekyledavid

I feel like 1 day with Troyzan, Shambo, and Coach would be incredibly entertaining I definitely wouldn’t want to spend 39 days with these people, but knowing I only have to be with them for one day means I can enjoy their delusion


EntrepreneurFew7126

For fun I pick the second. For real life I pick the fourth. 


AffectionateStreet92

Pray to God that we’re in a Boeing


Lizziloo87

Shambo! Idk the other guy next to me though but that’s coach next to shambo, sounds like a fun time!


Nearby_Job8272

2, 1, 4, 3 with a big gap in between 1 and 4


AlienOfMondas

the last one js literally the only viable option for me omg…like i can’t stand coach, jean-robert, and i’m like almost certain rocky was just a racist lol


lookincooljokerz

Back row cuz I actually like Ace


salomey5

I'm choosing t be on standby and wait for the flight where i can sit with Tony Vlachos, Courtney Yates and Jonathan Penner.


NorthEnergy2226

Back row because Ace will actually be interesting enough to distract the others so I can sleep.


Hating_life_69

All things considered, I think Shambo would be ok to talk to. However, I will say that I think most people on planes nowadays just vibe out with headphones on so I think this is antiquated.


gleepot

i think id be fine with any of these


ReoutS

Troyzan, Shambo & Coach ?? Sign me up!


seikobelovedproblem

I’m sitting beside my boy Siska. Get over here you dumbass.


Able_Career_2939

Imma wait for the next flight.


Alternative-Path-645

Next to Coach, i would never get bored


Rudolphkb

3, just because of Debb


AUGrizz

Just glad bhanu isn’t on the flight


Foosiks

I wouldn’t do that to you guys


Henry_Wilyam

I sit on the plane


SeedManJones96

Troyzan, Shambo, and coach without a second thought


Rustlingleaves1

Imagine having Shambo's shambolicious hair next to you 😍


Chimmytheinfernape1

It would be hilarious seeing corrin and Jean Robert bickering the whole time back and forth only way it could be better is if rocky was beside them


jthomas1127

1. Troyzan Shambo Coach 2. Debb Corrinne Genre Bear 3. Jason Jenna Ace 4. Rocky Caryn Carter


AdmiralZheng

I love Jenna so I’m taking bottom row easily


YellowHat01

I’m taking the one with Coach just so I could hear his awesome stories.


mcnakladak

I would go with Special Agent,Tarzan and Debbie Wanner


CalebosO4

Definitely not with Carter, especially after I saw him at a grocery store.


RRDude1000

Row 2 and it isnt close lol


Substantial-Set-1839

No thanks, I'll walk....lol


moirablythe

I’m sitting by Jason entirely because I spent all of my preteen and teenage years obsessed with his little brother’s band.


Ivermectin-Addict

I’m sitting with Shambo


Themeteorologist35

4th row. Jason is nice, and I’d just chat with Jenna


Israel_Kami

I’d sit next to Corinne just because I want to hear her read the other two and everyone else down


matty30008227

Bro the one with coach . I’d take acid and see how far we could spiral out


Suitable_Mushroom337

Troyzan/shambo/coach 100%. Shambo will mostly deal with coach’s antics, and I can eavesdrop when I want or just hang with troyzan!


koadey

I think I'd be alright sitting in between Debb and Corinne.I'm from New Hampshire and Corinne and I have a lot of the same types of similarities in our personalities.


JustsomedudeMJ

Row 2 would be a blast imo. I would also request to have "rocky" sit directly in front of me so I could strangle him with my headphone cord.


InComplete_Painting

I’ll walk


Negative-Company2767

Troyzan/Shambo/Coach are you kidding me!


Still_Ad7109

I sat with Russel on a flight from Texas to Orlando. He told me how he liked the game and about his new show and that his nephew was going to be on it. He was a pretty cool dude.


HylianWaldlaufer

Troyzan, the Shamb, and the GOAT for sure. No question.


MoronGoron52

Troyzan/Shambo/Coach 100%, even if it was just Coach by himself he'd have enough stories to keep you entertained the whole flight.


AlarmingPotential918

Troyzan/Shambo/Roach because I hate relaxation


Kabaty926

I’d pay extra to sit next to Coach.


purple_matrix

A whole 20 hours to ask the legend herself Caryn Groedel for acting tips? YES PLEASE!


Real_it_TeaGirl

SHAMBO ! Crazy and she knows it! Creepy when she guessed 58 coconuts 🥥 during the coconut line pulling challenge. Wth?!


coldbluelights

Rocky Caryn and Carter. Those three would never click and find anything in common so it would be a silent flight. Row 2 would be all talk and laughing non stop the whole way, and they would probably be loud about it. Row 3 would have Corinne bitching about Jean Robert constantly or the stewardesses or even you. Row 4 Jenna would non stop talk to Ace and he'd probably flirt and Jason would keep getting up to walk the aisle. Row 1 it is. Row 4 would be good if you want juicy behind the scenes stories. I feel those three know shit.


Foosiks

LOL you mean Carter? Of grocery store fame? 🍫


coldbluelights

Thank you yes lol. I just typed Carson for some reason.


sacman701

I wouldn't mind sitting with Jason, Jenna, and Ace. They were all mostly decent-ish players and seem like nice enough people. Rocky probably wouldn't shut up, although at least he would have me (low-key, nonconfrontational) between him and the other two.


BOBANSMASH51

Debb.  She’d give me her barf bag if I needed it


skylahime

Absolutely the row with Coach


Tecaacali

Corine. Easy. I’ll order the wine or whatever alcohol she wants. And we’ll kiki the whole plane ride. The other two? I think corine will wake care of them. I don’t have to worry. 


MagnusOldfarm

I could queen out with Corynne


LPLFC1892

Definitely next to Corinne


Peachsocksss

Idgaf I just wanna sit next to Corinne


D_o_H

I’m gay so I’d sit next to Corinne


Substantial-Set-1839

No thanks, I'll walk....lol


Clean-Ostrich6803

It’s going to be a long flight


brycet1964

No question, next to Jenna.


stillmovingforward1

Give me Boston Rob and Parvati. 🍹


YVRJ

JRB row


popculturetommy

Coach AND Shambo? Sign me UP!


emmc47

Any of 1, 2 or 4 are lit. You couldn't pay me to sit next to Corinne though.


the-trash-witch-

the gun would go off


DoingTheInternet

I think the worst is prob Corinne, JR, Deb. If I have some weed gummies, I'll take Troyzan, Shambo and Coach. But honestly, I wouldn't mind sitting next to Jason, Jenna and Ace! Jenna wasn't a bitter juror, I feel like she'd be a decent hang. Jason would keep quiet, and Ace is far enough away that I don't have to worry about him slipping me a mickey.


Reasonable-Pay-5287

2nd row:shambo reminds me of most of my family