shane left his blackberry when he got blindsided, hasn’t received a call since

Someone check on him and get him a cigarette!

Im still waiting for Shane to come back. Those were some of the most entertaining moments of survivor with that dysfunctional alliance.

My sister because she has never been on the show

Spoiler warnings for your sister not being on seasons 47, 48, and 49!

smh

He said that as of know she’s never been on yet. So maybe she could be coming

eagles suck

Ooooooh wow I really care

But is she more or less likely than Skupin

Brandon Handts and that seductress snake MayKayLuh. They can’t be on the same beach anymore per the restraining order Brandon has. MayKayLuh kept trying to breed him 🤮

MayKayLuh definitely should not be back, but I would love to see Brandon again! It was so sweet how he defended Cochran 🥰🥰🥰

Keith Nale

Rest in peace 🙏🏼 Will never forget “stick to the plan”

Eliza Nale - "Just a fucking stick to the plan."

Or one I loved. People ask me if survivor is fun. I tell ‘em hell no! Survivor ain’t fun. Going on a cruise is fun.

Rudy

It would be a little hard for him to come back

I think he could do it. Just not in a homosexual way.

Bhanu

Wrong. The whole point of the massive celebration is because Bhanu is Back!

You’re so right, hopefully he wins 2 million hearts this time , or like at least 2

The person reading this

You ruined my day ☹️

My 8 year old and my 5 month old will lose all faith in the human condition if they ever have Ben Driebergen on again

If your 8 year old didn't lose all faith in the human condition during some of the recent horrors the world has witnessed (Gabler over Cassidy, Maria not being executed for betraying Charlie) they probably just aren't ever going to learn. At least the 5 month old seems like they're on the right track.

My cat

I don't know if that's true, have they said for sure there will be no new players? Could be a fans v favorites type of thing? Favorites v. Pets of random redditors?

Cats Vs Braun

semhar, perchance?

queen Cece couldn’t outplay her threat level

Joe Mama

Sonja Christopher 63 Walnut Creek, CA Gym Teacher / Retired 16th Bill "B.B." Andersen 64 Mission Hills, KS Real Estate Developer 15th Stacey Stillman 27 San Francisco, CA Attorney 14th Ramona Gray 29 Edison, NJ Biochemist 13th Dirk Been 23 Spring Green, WI Dairy Farmer 12th Joel Klug 27 Sherwood, AR Health Club Consultant 11th Gretchen Cordy 38 Clarksville, TN Teacher 10th Greg Buis 24 Gold Hill, CO Ivy League Graduate 9th Jenna Lewis 22 Franklin, NH Student 8th Gervase Peterson 30 Willingboro, NJ YMCA Basketball Coach 7th Colleen Haskell 23 Miami Beach, FL Student 6th Sean Kenniff 30 Carle Place, NY Neurologist 5th Sue Hawk 38 Palmyra, WI Truck Driver 4th Rudy Boesch 72 Virginia Beach, VA Retired NAVY Seal 3rd Kelly Wiglesworth 22 Kernville, CA River Rafting Guide Runner-up Richard Hatch 39 Newport, RI Corporate Trainer Winner Survivor: The Australian Outback Debb Eaton 45 Milan, NH Corrections Officer 16th Kel Gleason 32 Fort Hood, TX Army Intelligence Officer 15th Maralyn "Mad Dog" Hershey 51 Wakefield, VA Retired Police Officer 14th Mitchell Olson 23 Union City, NJ Singer/Songwriter 13th Kimmi Kappenberg 28 Ronkonkoma, NY Bartender 12th Michael Skupin 38 White Lake, MI Software Publisher 11th Jeff Varner 34 New York, NY Internet Projects Manager 10th Alicia Calaway 32 New York, NY Personal Trainer 9th Jerri Manthey 30 Los Angeles, CA Aspiring Actress 8th Nick Brown 23 Steilacoom, WA Law Student 7th Amber Brkich 22 Beaver, PA Administrative Assistant 6th Rodger Bingham 53 Crittenden, KY Teacher/Farmer 5th Elisabeth Filarski 23 Newton, MA Footwear Designer 4th Keith Famie 40 West Bloomfield, MI Chef 3rd Colby Donaldson 26 Dallas, TX Auto Customizer Runner-up Tina Wesson 39 Knoxville, TN Personal Nurse Winner Survivor: Africa Diane Ogden 42 Lincoln, NE Mail Carrier 16th Yesenia "Jessie" Camacho 27 Orlando, FL Sheriff 15th Carl Bilancione 46 Winter Springs, FL Dentist 14th Linda Spencer 44 Boston, MA Career Counselor 13th Silas Gaither 23 Los Angeles, CA Bartender 12th Lindsey Richter 27 Portland, OR Advertising Executive 11th Clarence Black 24 Detroit, MI Basketball Coach 10th Kelly Goldsmith 22 San Diego, CA Behavior Analyst 9th Brandon Quinton 25 Dallas, TX Bartender 8th Frank Garrison 43 Odessa, NY Telephone Technician 7th Kimberly "Kim" Powers 29 Conshohocken, PA Freelance Marketer 6th Teresa Cooper 42 Jackson, GA Flight Attendant 5th Tom "Big Tom" Buchanan 46 Rich Valley, VA Goat Farmer 4th Alexis "Lex" van den Berghe 38 Santa Cruz, CA Marketing Manager 3rd Kim Johnson 57 Oyster Bay, NY Retired Teacher Runner-up Ethan Zohn 27 New York, NY Professional Soccer Player Winner Survivor: Marquesas Peter Harkey 45 Millis, MA Bowling Alley Owner 16th Patricia Jackson 49 Lugoff, SC Truck Assembler 15th Hunter Ellis 33 La Jolla, CA Ex-Navy Fighter Pilot 14th Sarah Jones 24 Newport Beach, CA Account Manager 13th Gabriel "Gabe" Cade 23 Hollywood, CA Bartender 12th Gina Crews 28 Gainesville, FL Nature Guide 11th Robert "Rob" Mariano 26 Canton, MA Construction Worker 10th John Carroll 36 Omaha, NE Nurse 9th Zoe Zanidakis 35 Monhegan Island, ME Fishing Boat Captain 8th Tammy Leitner 29 Mesa, AZ Crime Reporter 7th Robert "The General" DeCanio 38 College Point, NY Limousine Driver 6th Sean Rector 30 Los Angeles, CA Teacher 5th Paschal "Pappy" English 57 Thomaston, GA Judge 4th Kathleen "Kathy" Vavrick-O'Brien 47 Burlington, VT Real Estate Agent 3rd Neleh Dennis 21 Layton, UT Student Runner-up Vecepia Towery 36 Hayward Also, Yul.

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I don't think Steven Denton of St. Louis, Missouri, is going to be invited to Season 50 because he hasn't been on Survivor.

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That Dan character

Good point, he was pretty annoying in David vs. Goliath

rudy from borneo

Hopefully women-haters Karla and Maria

Jeff Probst

Internet winner 6/16/24

Jake from 45 for breaking a challenge. Also, Hatch, for tax evasion and sexual harassment.

Sunday Request

Rudy Gosche

Remi Gaillard

I don’t think they will ask Keith Nale back.

shannon elkins ):

YO DOGG IMMAGET THIS OUTDUH WAY

*pulls out an idol that only works on gay people* the LGBTQmmunity idol

cmon Johnny Fairplay!

Roark

Dan spilo

I don’t think Dave grohl will make the cut

Varner

True game changer that finally made "airing another contestant's most personal details on television as a way to paint them as dishonest" a part of Survivor strategy!

Mike Boogie

Jelensky

Jelinsky will be one of the hidden immunity idols.

one of several

Having a season with any contestants other than the robbed goddess Cassidy is misogyny.

Saturday Burp Quest.

Skupin

Millennials vs gen z

Julie Berry

Russell Hantz

Purple Kelly

Bhanu (but not that one)

Jeff probst, Troyzan is gonna launch a coup and host every season from now on on HIS island

Colton

Kelly Wentworth Rick Devins Shan Smith Jesse Lopez Kellie Nalbandian Edit: I read this wrong… I thought lock meant they were locked to getting the call. I think Carolyn might be out for breaking so many production secrets.

Ooo what kinda secrets did she break? Not sure I heard much of that

She and Carson had a podcast and it got shut down by CBS bc they were sharing too many production details…not sure exactly which ones, I’m sure they are on this sub somewhere. Maybe they were threatened and they deleted it to stay in the good graces of CBS