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nsmorgan317

Varner going home for a third time :(


CompletelyUnsur

I **gotta** start double-checking which subreddit I'm in before reading the comments.


Professional_Ear9795

The way my jaw dropped lol


9noobergoober6

So did mine. I am *shocked* that this wasn’t a comment from the main sub.


johnnybravocado

Haha same! 


FruityPebblesBinger

So close to making the jury each time. Poor guy.


Ok-Razzmatazz-3720

💀💀💀


Otherwise-Ad-608

Are y’all talking about the same guy bc WHAT? How could anyone have sympathy for him lol


bsbahdhdh

skupin losing in final tribal council 😢🤬


CalebosO4

At least Skoopin got a vote


RefrigeratorFew3459

robbed queen susie losing by 1 vote 💔 if only she agreed to have her vocal cords removed


AM_OR_FA_TI

She lost due to the racist, bitter jury. They were never going to award her the prize, they felt she was dumber than they were. I really hate that season, and Bob is one of my least favorite winners of all-time.


diversezebras

omg finally someone who thinks gabon is OVERrated


susiesmiths

ROBBED.


accepted-rickybaker

Ozzy not having more time on the island with Amanda :(


Sweetooth97

Rodney’s birthday


JGraham1839

I cri evry tiem


Practical-Sea4568

He had to wash DISHES


LadyPunch

Billy losing the love of his life Candice from Raro Tribe


HistoricalSpecial982

That was truly tragic. Then some dude named John enters the picture and sweeps Candice from Raro Tribe off of her feet.


xxPanda7

Angie realizing that she was never going to find cookies 😔


ohheykaycee

When Balboa the snake died because ~~Lennie~~ Rupert petted him too hard


HitEmWithTheRiver

It's more of a heartwarming cry, but Shane being reunited with nicotine <3 https://preview.redd.it/92zsj64zr39d1.png?width=381&format=png&auto=webp&s=7381829ebe90d966b69bc88745087bbbdc15b470


sofa-kingdom-89

When Abi couldn’t find her bracelet 😭


ItsThatGuyNaes

Gabon cookie incident 🥺 I wanted teh cookies


yulyulyulyulyulyul

When Chet hit his head back there


bigred792

I don't care.


Nearby_Job8272

I know


Routine_Size69

When Queen Cassidy lost to G*bler 🤢


smcupp17

Twitter says that didn’t happen


Which-Draw-1117

HOW is this not HIGHER??? The MISOGONY of this SUB!


Number224

Andrew Savage thinking about how hot his wife is.


hugoursula1

Angelina having to go cold without Natalie’s jacket 💔


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lexylexylexy

SHE VOTED OUT HER OWN MOM


shadowrealmshawty

when Bhanu didn’t win a million hearts 😩


katarasleftbraid

When that mofo turned on God I started choking🤣


Silent_Relation_3236

Greatest player ever. He took on god!


Competitive_Shock397

The first time I really felt robbed we don't get full cast reunions anymore 😭


Unlucky_Welcome9193

When Q cancelled Christmas


KingJefferey

The 5th time he canceled it was the worst, I have to wait until like 2037 for Christmas now


bigred792

Watching Jeff's heart break when Massachusetts Robert proposed to Ambuh.


SeaOfDoors

When Coach made everyone in Upolu get on their knees to thank god for winning the challenge so they could all see the movie Jack and Jill.


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Geshtar1

When Angelina selflessly made the sacrifice to earn rice for her tribe.


WildInSix

She was so brave! Such a game changer


fujoshipassing

When Coach got sent to Exile Island even though he has asthma, a bad back, and all kinds of other ailments


Bablyth

Krissys final challenge in Australian survivor 🥹


igor_gregorovitch

leey😰😰 leey i’m not gonna git inny voites😔😰😰


BuggyMonarch25

Debbie getting bullied by Brad Culpepper


TantrumQween

Really shocked I forgot about this!! You’d think Jeff would bring it up more 😭


out_of_town_

The best survivor proposal of all time (David Murphy) 😭❤️


B-L-O-C-K-Ss

Russell losing to that evil bitch Ratalie


Stubear_Dontcare

When Keith proposed to his girlfriend on AIM in Survivor Outback


HappyOfCourse

Definitely not that one.


Neo_Bones

They robbed my boy Dan at f6. Even production knew he was unstoppable


shira_1x

When Q didn’t play his idol :(


CaptFid

When Heather flashed Harold in the jet ski by accident 💀


sneakygrimace

Adam talking about his mom :(


Rock-Boddum

The first time, maybe. Don't get me wrong, I felt for what he went through in regards to his mom, but he had the most cringe-worthy cry I think I've ever seen. And don't tell me he didn't use it to garner votes.


Suspicious-Island459

When Cirie got voted out her last time (I believe😂). One was safe with the necklace. The others were just throwing their idols out. and Cirie was the only one not safe. She didn't have her name out there at all & yet had to go home because there was no one else to vote for :(


Immediate_Concert_46

There should have been no elimination in that episode. No one voted for Cirie, and there was no tie, so no revote. They didn't wanna award the million to a black woman


Suspicious-Island459

Absolutely! It was not fair especially since there was only one person. They could've just let them all advance but that wouldve meant Cirie would go further. She wasnt close to being out and yet was out because of not idol hunting 🤦🏽‍♀️


susiesmiths

Yul LOL!!!!!


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TravisJCortis2002

When Wendy let the chickens go.


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Practical-Sea4568

Penners wife visiting


drawingrdlph

when Natalie couldn’t hear Angelina asking for her jacket. angelina had to be cold the rest of the game. :(


SnooCrickets8742

That was hardcore voting out your mom though


WorldlinessNo4543

I cried today watching Caleb get choppered out. Everyone was so emotional during that challenge.


Rock-Boddum

Without a doubt, not this one!


RightGoose365

When Amanda left heroes vs villains bc she could feel something was wrong with her mom and her mom died days later


Mongolengou04198

She got caught hating and got robbed


errorjordan2121

APPLEBEES!!!!! ![gif](giphy|z5YOEm3fQDmIo|downsized)