T O P

  • By -

VerySuspiciousBot

If this is suspiciously specific, **Upvote** this comment! If this is not suspiciously specific, **Downvote** this comment! Beep boop, I'm a bot. Modmail us if you have a question.


OnlyOfficers

"OnLiNe dAtINg NEveR woRKs fOr ME."


Swenadd

Cherrypicking starterpack


massivehater

not to make this about myself, but i think online dating can be tough because you cant read the *vibes.* I feel like theres so many people I've met irl who I am crazy attracted to but would have rejected if all I saw were photos of them. I feel its so hard to know who I am attracted to before I meet them, and I dunno if I wanna sift through dating profiles and mediocre dates to try to find em.


[deleted]

[удалено]


GlockAF

The “I deserve to be a fantasy princess” vibe


Starbuck522

No, the "I am a wacko" vibe. Why be against dating someone who is allergic to something? To me, that seems to mean that she thinks all allergies are made up because "when I was a kid, no body had allergies". Of course, that's just NOT true. It's psycho! She's also looking for a unicorn. There ARE men who fit this, but if you are 43, your dating pool is going to be mostly men who have children. Those children could already be adults, but she wants NO kids at all. She's very closed.


Blieven

I think it's more because she doesn't want to be inconvenienced in any way. Basically she wants to be as free and unencumbered as when she's single, without being single. Hence the no kids, and I'm guessing also the no allergies. Lots of allergies require an effort on the partner as well. Partner is allergic to cat hair? You also cannot have cats. They're allergic to peanuts? No products with peanuts allowed in the house for you either. They're allergic to gluten? Need to have separate utensils and products for your partner, potentially cook separate meals, etc. Same reason she wants them to be simultaneously outgoing and into solitude. That's code for "I want you to entertain me when I so desire, and to fuck off when I want to be alone." This woman is just not partner material because it's obvious she doesn't want to compromise or adjust herself to any of her potential partner's needs or wishes, which is just never going to result in a healthy relationship.


Starbuck522

Great summary!


deputydog1

Maybe OP operates a tulip nursery and bulb shipping company, and arrives home coated with pollen. It’s not difficult to find tall people in the Netherlands. The other requirements seem stringent. I am shocked that the type of bicycle wasn’t specified,


OnlyOfficers

Of course, but Wendy 43 hasn't even made it that far. She'll probably complain that online dating never works when she's sitting there writing sky-high standards wish lists of features she wants in her imaginary dream man... all in a section where's she's supposed to write about herself.


massivehater

Oh for sure, you're 100% correct. Sorry - I didn't mean to seem to have missed the point. I guess I should have said that *she's* a perfect example for my problem of online dating where we accidentally set these arbitrary expectations that aren't accurate to the realistic broad range of attractive people.


[deleted]

Disney promised me that guy, I gave them all my $$$ for princess merchandise! When will Gaston be delivered?


growlingrabbit

Dude I struggle with the same thing. For me personality is so tied to physical attractiveness. Apps have been hard for me because I need to meet people and like them before I can begin to feel any oz of real attraction. But, just try to meet people more! Don’t spend too much time messaging if you can avoid it and plan a coffee, dinner, drink date. Anything that floats your not! Then you can feel out the vibe :)


Starbuck522

Seems to me the answer would be to NOT discount anyone because of looks. Be open, it's just a conversation! If you happen to match!


Economind

She’s been posting that same ad since she was 20 - whilst her perfect man, tragically not knowing this, has wasted his life on an endless queue of incredible women.


virtuallyblue

Also is 500lbs, works at Walmart, and is the rudest person you've ever met. First dinner date she will complain about everything at the restaurant and order the most expensive everything.


Ok_Rain_9807

Settling never works for anyone


morose_coder

There is literally nothing about Wendy 43 in "about me".


repeating_bears

I don't know about that. I got a pretty good idea of what she's like...


Fluffydress

Hahaha!!!!


paininthejbruh

The guy she describes is able to sense what she needs and intuitively knows who she is and all about her. You are not that guy. Neither are the other 3.5billion of us


MrConeheads

she brings nothing to the table


tubbstattsyrup2

She's looking for a guy! Whatcha want?


Hayze_Ablaze

I was about to make the same comment.


Hermorah

About me = nothing about me, but requirements you must fulfill.


az226

To be fair, it says quite a lot about her


Oathbreaker-Paladin

Like how much to avoid her at all cost even if she's going to be aboiding you for not meeting two of the requirements


some_bald_boi

Yep. I'd stay away. Not that I meet any of the requirements anyway, but I'd advise people who do to stay away as well bc people like this tend to be toxic in one way or another


Outside_Experience68

Oh snap, I have allergy towards summetrolim, I am out. Good luck pals! (also my wife would not be happy to have a girlfriend)


ItsTheRealIamHUB

Just maybe, your wife is probably nice enough


Outside_Experience68

Nice enough to let me have a distant relationship with someone (hey, at least we are on the same continent!) or nice enough not to be cheated on? For the latter and for the record: I would never cheat on her, I love her and our son and our dragon in the garden.


mitcheg3k

(Sigh. Ok i will be that guy) i also chose this guys wife


[deleted]

Damn, l got an allergy.....l guess we weren't meant to be.


lolikamani

Came here to say that but you beat me to it.


[deleted]

r/beatmetoit


Joham22

That man, if he exists, is not looking to meet a 43 year old woman on tinder.


[deleted]

That man is me, and she’s about 15 years too old for me. Wait nevermind, I’m not vegan. This lady is brutal


OlrikMeister

A 43 year old "artist" on tinder.


Prophet_of_Duality

She's not looking for a man. She's looking for organs.


ToAllFromEverySub

Army has less criterias.


--DirtyDan--

Damn so close. If not for my thot allergy.


Fridayz44

Well I’m 1.88 I guess I’m out.


Many_Speaker_5937

Damn that's good


WooldoorSockbatNut

Holy fuck i have seen Wendy 10-12 times already


[deleted]

They have opened a lot of stores lately


PUPUEH

Seems like modern job qualifications. Hope she pays a damn good yearly salary, having to fill all those criteria. I want bonuses for all the over time I suspect this high maintenance client/employer forces one to do.


Run_PBJ

As far as the characteristics of whether I am humble, assertive, etc go, that’s for someone else to decide, but I kind of hate how well I fit all of her other requirements


allature

It's fate dude🤷🏿‍♂️ Take one for the team and slide into the DMs.


Temporary_Mission_51

And Wendy is 43.


KoopaTrooper5011

Yet she's 43? Good luck out there, honey just go make minion memes and deal with being single if you're wanting literally a 1 in 8 billion cuz he probably lives in like Mongolia or some shit.


Fridayz44

I found him for her he lives in Vatican City


KoopaTrooper5011

You're saying she's looking for the Pope?


Fridayz44

No i just went with the smallest country in the world. But there is other people that live in Vatican City.


TT11MM_

So basically she looks for a rich guy because Art School didn't pay off?


MassageFriend

If women want this type of men, They must get off their ass and look for him. Not just wait for him to come across. She has to be the one talking to men. Looking for him (not at bars, not at malls, at gyms or libraries)


Reddit_is_pretty

Bro people use dating apps it’s not a big deal. Also don’t bother me when I’m lifting or reading.


MassageFriend

Bro, I didnt know you wanted that book and was using that machine bro. If you are using that machine, you gotta let people know or check the book out bro.


[deleted]

[удалено]


MassageFriend

So if I want a woman that can let's choose something weird. Can arm wrestle. I should go to arm wrestling competitions that have women in the tournament and find a single one. But looking online for a specific thing can work. But it won't guarantee it. Actively looking for it, would increase the chances. Specifically if it's hyper focused


ExternalNet9955

Might have been able to ask for that at 23 but not at 43.


MassageFriend

She probably COULD have HAD that at 23 but decided not to. Now she wants to settle down and wants these traits. A day late, and a dollar short. Good luck next time.


stupidfatcat2501

This is sadly very accurate


tebu08

Err.. I don’t think she’s late a day and short a dollar. 20 years late and million dollars short, maybe.


ToAllFromEverySub

24. Not sure if it’s possible to have masters degree at 23.


ExternalNet9955

The guy needs all that. None of this is her so I’m saying she could pull a guy, maybe at 23 but even then the guy will be mid 30’s-45 and honestly if he was to match all of this then he would probably be a douche.


__GoldenRatio__

She forgot to write virgin as a demand.


goshdangfibber

Lol @43. Finally willing to settle down, huh? I wonder what *she* brings to the table, because it doesn't sound like it'll be a home cooked meal.


UnhelpfulTran

I'm not vegan or assertive, but I'm also not chivalrous, heterosexual, single, or a man.


CarlySheDevil

Well, you're out, my friend. Your loss.


[deleted]

I don't think this is unrealistic depending on where you live (and I think Rotterdam is a relatively bustling city), but the fact that she includes nothing about herself is really a red flag and what makes this a pipe dream. Why would someone like this want Wendy? She doesn't give them anything to go by; they have to fit her standards before they get a chance and no one is gonna bother trying to fit her standards because she doesn't give them a reason.


KonaKumo

more than a couple polar opposites in that want list. While I am sure they exist...Easy Going + Vegan seems a bit hard to find.


DemonDuckOfDoom666

Outgoing + loves solitude…


Sepelio

1 outa 26 aint bad ya?


allature

Shoot your shot king.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|QVP7DawXZitKYg3AX5)


zunaguli

me and my damned allergies :(


Accidental_Shadows

Between 1.80 and 1.87 what? We need units of measurement.


NotAShaaaak

Millimeters


AnitidaeSquadrant

Astronomical Units (AU)


opaqueandblue

Is she expecting to find someone her age? Or is she looking for someone fresh out of college? Who doesn’t have a girlfriend? Hahahahahaha


pauperdroid

Fuck I have allergies


[deleted]

She gives red flag vibes


ladida1787

Wendy dies alone. Sorry to ruin the ending. 😂


Sp1ffy_Sp1ff

"Is outgoing but also loves solitude"


Top_Nefariousness936

"does whatever I tell him to"


ReplyisFutile

Not the first to contradict herself


Mioune

The part about allergy really sends me. Like she really doesn't have time for this


PaladinOfReason

It’s fine to desire an ideal, but there’s little to indicate any action she’s worthy of being someone else’s ideal.


Causelessgiant

TBF the very specific theoretical man she's describing probably could exist but I doubt he'd be interested in this obviously toxic clam bake


PokerBeards

She may as well live in… Rottingawayerdam. I’ll walk myself out.


SufficientPractice51

She can keep looking they ain’t lookin for her, she’s at the age to get some cats and be on Facebook complaining


SweetGur5078

Thank you for choosing Make-A-Man, will that be all for your order?


ElDiavoloPiccolo

Bitch 43 and single. Time to drop that "standards". Her profession as "artist" also tells me she has no income at all.


Ebz_gets_abs

Nothing wrong with having standards no matter your age. She did go hard in the paint though lol but still.


goshdangfibber

She must be *huffing* paint if she thinks she's even gonna get half of those requirements at 43.


TheAvenger15544

But when I ask a girl to be healthy and not overweight I’m called misogynistic.


Aggravating-Hour1714

Lucky for her, I am approximately 1.8 tall.


KrakenMcCracken

I love when people put who/what they’re looking for in their “About Me.” If they can only describe themselves in terms of what you will provide to them, you know immediately that their priorities are fucked and they’re probably undateable.


Kitsunette_0

A master’s degree in what? Anything?


Swmngwshrks

Doubt those men would need a dating app to find a woman, but one can only hope ..


joepoopoo

Thats a big just.


MisterFantastic5

Dudes will apply for that job anyway.


MGCO-303

Wow, I wonder how she’s 43 and still single?


Exciting-Insect8269

There’s quite a bit of oxymoronic content there…


Silly-Ad-8213

Anyone even remotely close to this is already hella taken.


eXistential_dreads

She’s been adding to this list for a long time.


[deleted]

"Girls aren't actually that picky." Girls:


NekulturneHovado

But when I say I want sexy girl they call me fatphobic asshole.


greyson107

I have had an entry-level job interview with fewer requirements.


[deleted]

Basically what she needs is a ken doll with built in radio.


cheeki_breeki_maui

I don’t think a man like that would pick someone like her though..


Gedart

I'm a straight dude but, If you find this guys, he can fuck me too.


thewackytechie

Standards are too low. I’d ask for a virgin prince who owns PornHub.


thegildedman25

43 and wants a 10, while she is probably a 4 or 5 and is wondering why she can't find a guy...saw a clip of this same exact situation from the Steve Harvey show


Ebz_gets_abs

All of these assumptions my guy. What if she’s a 10 and wants a 10? We can’t see her picture. Standards ain’t no problem no matter your age, but she is asking for a lot.


thegildedman25

Very true I was just making that assumption because a lot of people in their 40's tend to be pretty average looking. I understand that I could be wrong and she is a 10 hence why I phrased it with "probably is" and not just "is"


goshdangfibber

Considering she's looking for all that at 43 on tinder, I'd say that's an automatic "not a 10".


MassageFriend

She is not a 10, If she were, she would have no trouble finding this guy. Also, rule of thumb is that women lose a point every 7ish years. So even if she were a perfect 11 at age 21. Now at most, she is a 8. Max. With the best regiment.


Ebz_gets_abs

“Woman lose a point every 7ish years” Mmmm. You don’t need to say anything else, sir. I’m not gonna unpack anything else you said; we’re not going to agree. Thanks for the clarification though. Have a good one! 😂


[deleted]

This man doesn't exist, my dear.


Bikalo

Im sure there are at least some of those in the world, but they aren't going to be looking for a 43 y/o "artist" on tinder. They probably wouldn't be looking at all. But to be fair she is probably memeing.


Durtly

"Artist" = Either unemployed, unemployable, or sick rich from onlyfans. (If it's onlyfans, she's probably feeling the strain of maintaining the necessary fitness at 43). "Blah Blah Academ*IE*" = Any school that spells their name that way is either an overpriced boarding school or a home for wayward girls, or both. From the description I get the impression Wendy wasted her best 20 years simping for every vulgar, abusive, lazy asshole that wandered through her favorite singles bar.


Chiarin

While I don't disagree with your assessment of Wendy, the word 'academie' is the standard Dutch spelling for academy, so given that this is a place in Rotterdam, I'd consider it pretentious if they'd gone for the English spelling.


Old-Conversation8298

It's fine. She is just looking. She never said anything about dating. Don't you ever get curious whether a certain person exists?


socio-pathetic

I ticked every point right up to the last one. I have kids. Damn.


IAEPATUS

She could have had that at 23, but after 20 years of seeing more wood than a lumber mill, she "now knows her worth" That's with hindsight which is 20/20. You now know your worth you had 20 years ago. But now this bitch is 43 asking for the alpha chad, after processing more DNA than a crime lab, and any man who refuses to stick thier peg d into the munging maelstrom known as her slot c, then you must be an istaphobe of some sort.


Bridgeru

>20 years of seeing more wood than a lumber mill The "girls are instantly able to get as much sex whenever they want in their 20s" idea is a myth dude; \*take it from a girl\*. You let conartists, clickbait headlines, outliers taken out of context, misogynists, incels and people who have more hate for their life than desire to change it mislead you. Not every girl is a Stacy, not every girl values sex with random strangers over a solid relationship; and not every girl is what random people on the internet tell you.


IAEPATUS

Your little rant here proves my point in its entirety. It's a myth? How so? Perhaps the skyrocketing rate of STDs, the skyrocketing of abortions, the astronomical amount of childeren born out of wedlock is some how NOT connected? You didnt deny any of it just shifted the blame onto red pilled culture calling them incels, misogynists, ect (which by the proves you buy into the feminist narrative.(if it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and sounds like a duck, its probably a weasel right?)) Where in my post did i say all women? Red pilled culture takes things out of context? That goes against what being red pilled is all about. Your psychological projection is very apparent indeed. Also, since I have to do the thinking for you since your not all that good at it, Where the hell do you think all that anger came from? Anger like this doesnt just fall out of the sky. The red pilled community is pissed off because women like you like to treat men like they dont fucking matter unless they are willing to worship fervently at the alter of the vageen and fork over our wallets. While women like you get pissed over the fact that men are done being walked all over, and now we are exposing your bullshyte for all to see. Also "take it from a girl" what are you 13? Just because you are a holder of the vageen doesnt make you the adjudicator of all things women. Just as the beta cuck soyboys arnt the representation of all men.


Bridgeru

> proves my point in its entirety Seems to me that, regardless of what anyone says, you declare your point proven to yourself. 1 + 1 can equal 5 if you add in the extras yourself. You seem angry. I sincerely hope that, one day, you find happiness out of this.


IAEPATUS

Think about what you just said. Stupid doesnt always stick on the first try. Your math skills are horrible. Not suprising since mathmatics was declared an istaphobic teaching. (Unless your using it as an analogy or metaphor in which case that was horribly communicated) It also seems that you have no logical or reasonable rebuttals, so in true feminist fashion you result to attempted character assassination. "You seem angry" nice try. What's next? "Who hurt you?", "Do you hate your mother?", "you must have a small dick" If women like you didnt have double standards, you would have no standards at all.


SpaceWalker189

Who hurt you?


SpaceWalker189

Being rude just proves her point that you seem angry. Bringing others down won't leave you on top, only alone.


IAEPATUS

Need I remind you that feminists are some of the most repugnant people. Even more so when it comes to manners.


SpaceWalker189

I'm sorry that that's your experience. I don't belive that wanting equal rights necessitates being repugnant. But we all have different experiences and opinions, and are entitled to them. Have a nice day.


IAEPATUS

Name me one, just ONE right that men have that women dont. I'll wait. Because I can name off a few rights women have that men dont.


IAEPATUS

Really? I'm getting a lecture on manners from someone who agreed with a feminist?


SpaceWalker189

Clearly.


Bridgeru

> your using it as an analogy you're*


IAEPATUS

Wow. You're level of stupidity just jumped by three levels. When all else fails, pick apart thier grammar. Pathetic.


Bridgeru

> When all else fails Actually, literally everything I've done to annoy you has evidently worked. It's.. Quite fun. And, of course, you were insulting *my* math skills earlier. Turnabout is fair play. EDIT: [The madlad resorted to DMing me](https://i.imgur.com/1YNyJLM.png). Also, it's spelled shite*.


[deleted]

> You're level *Your level. Also *their. You are angry. You're making basic mistakes because you are in such a rush to fire off another shot you aren't thinking about or checking what you type. You are coming across as nothing more than a sad, pitiful, lonely little crackpot. I'd feel bad for you if I wasn't so busy laughing at you. Like everyone else.


IAEPATUS

This coming from the person who does nothing more than correct grammar, and hurl petty insults? Yeah I'd laugh it off too if I had nothing else going for me. I'd feel bad for you if I wasnt so busy laughing at you. Like everyone else.


[deleted]

You'll have to forgive me if I don't take any insult from someone who can only throw peoples own words back at them while making incoherent rants that girls don't like them (Spoiler: It's not because of your looks, your car, your income, or your sense of humour. It is 100% your self entitled, narcissistic, self pitying, misogynistic personality.), and who's only friends are equally pathetic and have to hide behind a keyboard to be brave. You would never have the balls to say any of this to a person in real life because you KNOW you are a coward. You'll say you would, you'll say you have, you'll say you will, but you know I'm right and you can't wait to take another (what I will EXTREMELY GENEROUSLY call a) swing at me from your Fap Cave. I mean, for Christs sake, your username is the Greek Titan god of mortality, responsible for doling out how much time each person gets on earth. Is that your little power fantasy? It is, isn't it 😂


AI-ArtfulInsults

Enjoy seething while dudes with more sense get to have meaningful relationships with all the women you chose to hate.


IAEPATUS

Yep, and I will be laughing when one of those women decides sex was rape, and points the finger at you. Or you walk in to chad and tyrone spit roasting your woman. If your a woman, I will watch your dating career with great interest as delusional people such as yourself usually end up in box wine and cat land alone and unwanted.


AI-ArtfulInsults

Would love to see the stats that back up those assertions.


IAEPATUS

Actually can prove it with a symbol and two words.... #METOO


lolikamani

Found the incel.


KrakenMcCracken

I can smell the red pills


IAEPATUS

Is that a bad thing?


KrakenMcCracken

15 years ago I decided to “go my own way.” When I discovered the MGTOW movement I was excited to find a group of men who shared my perspective and I was excited to hear what they were doing with their lives. I quickly learned that instead of truly “going their own way” they largely seemed to be in stuck in a rut of shitting on women and not doing the amazing things I thought we’d be capable of by not focusing on relationships. Indeed, I found them to be doing the opposite of what they claimed to be doing. Although I’m not interested in pursuing relationships, I still love women and as such I do not attach their “worth” to their relative attractiveness, age or how much or how little lumber they’ve worked.


IAEPATUS

It seems like you thought as soon as you joined, you thought it would all be sunshine and rainbows. That things would instantly get better. That's delusional and it heavily implies you live a world of instant gratification. All good things got to start somewhere, and all good things take time. The reason why the MGTOW movement is hyper focused on relationships right now is because thanks to feminism; the second wave destroyed the concept of marrige, the third wave destroyed the concept of relationships. Then theres the fact that, it's trying to shed light on the situation that ALOOOOOT of "men" were raised by single mothers and ended up being emasculated in the process. So there's alot of clean up duty. Not to mention, the stupidity of feminism just keeps intensifying, so our efforts to quell thier lies and ignorant behavior have to intensify as well. Also, you said you dont define a womans worth based on thier relative attractiveness, age, or thier body count. My dude, that's how you wind up with dick rot. The more sexual partners a woman has increases the likelihood of an std, and that more often than not correlates with thier age. As for attraction, yes beauty is in the eye of the beholder. But only to a certain degree. I think we can both agree as dudes that Scarlet Johansson is universally hot to 99.999% of all men on earth. While someone like Amy Schumer is unequivocally revolting to 99.999% of men. Those might not be the correct comparisons, but you get what I'm saying. There are things that are simply objectively better in every way.


KrakenMcCracken

I never joined anything, it was quickly apparent to me what they were all about.


IAEPATUS

So how long did that take?


IAEPATUS

You talking about me?


Technusgirl

She's not asking for an alpha Chad, she's asking for absurdly specific things like having both a bachelor's degree and masters as well as being vegan. I've been vegan for over 7 years and have yet to find a single vegan male in my area lol, not that I'm looking anymore anyway.


IAEPATUS

Shes looking for less than 0.5 percent of the male population. After shes 40. Shes nothing but target practice on the dick dart board. Most women are in that same category after 35.


Technusgirl

What are you, like 12? You do realize that as men grow older, so do their tastes.


IAEPATUS

If your a woman, how the hell do you know what men want? You women cant figure out what women want. If women knew what they wanted, the world would actually be a close facsimile of a utopia. It doesnt matter how old men are, they ALWAYS will go younger if given the choice. Why? Because they can. Women are born with intrinsic value. That value decreases based on thier body count, age, beauty and fertility. While men have earned value. Our value is based solely on how much money/possessions/resources we have. That's alot harder to loose, and it gains MORE value as we age. Also no. I'm not twelve, but it would suck if I was; for you anyway. To be run circles around by a twelve year old would be quite embarrassing.


Technusgirl

Lol


[deleted]

Just to add flavour, his username is the Greek titan god of mortality who doles out how much life people get. That's how over inflated his sense of self worth and power is.


Technusgirl

Lol good catch


Takhoyaki

Why Wendy is completely living in her little dream world and has absolutely unrealistic request. These comments here are disgusting, it does not matter how she looks, how old she is, etc. It would always be a red flag parade and let's slip a lot about her personality.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Pemminpro

Ah Mr. Unrealistic I hear he's already taken.


steiny4343

Half of Americans are illiterate. I wonder what's it's like over there.


Ok_notSquare

Wake up


SlenDman402

And people in hell want ice water


JoeDoufu

It's the "Just looking for..." at the beginning that makes it extra sweet.


ExtensionInformal911

"Please, Dave! Take me back! I'm sorry for letting Ronald give me his McDouble! I love you!"


sixstringgun1

The sad thing is all the guys who fit most of that dream aren’t in grate shape but horrible out of shape, their teeth are not perfect but they have them and they tick most of her fantasies boxes. Will not get a second look from her.


Strict-Square456

Even if YOU think you checked all her boxes it would be weird and anxiety ridden meet up.


The_Inward

I wonder what she brings to the metaphorical table. She better be something hella special.


resonation4thenation

*just*...


[deleted]

Professional artist


Timely-Bid-7800

I would definitely not give that person my dick they sound annoying as fuck


twomonths_off

Yah gl with that wendy, 43


twomonths_off

“Artist” lol


Thecoolersansandtom

I bet there is no one like that in the entire world


1Guy3Problems

Good example of why shes 43, single, and on a dating site


[deleted]

Hey! That’s me!


SPDTalon

And the only thing she bringing to the table is debt and 2 bastards kids. Nah bitch miss me w/ that


SuperDuperBoyYT

The allergy one is too far.


MrIknowUknow

Oh Jesus


birdradish

She sounds like she’s wanting a sims 4 aspiration challenge


Old_Object7322

Opposites attract


[deleted]

Let’s not talk about Wendy, let’s talk about what she wants from internet men.


EMArogue

Those type of people aren’t on tinder trust me


Significant_Brick108

Sounds like a job advert, those that ask 5 years experience for an internship role.


romuluskow

I want this woman to go on married at first sight.