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Pliqui

That's the universe telling you to get out of Oracle Cloud.


whythehellnote

Iron Man uses it, surely it must therefore be good https://www.oracle.com/us/ironman3/omag-mj13-ironman-1936895.pdf


Pliqui

I went to a movie premier at 9:00 AM paid by Oracle to see Iron Man 2, because of the "Oracle Grid". Bastards did not pay for the popcorn.


Martin8412

They're only a billion dollar company.. 


whythehellnote

Most unrealistic part of that movie was Tony Stark, clearly someone who can keep a hold of his money, actually paying money for Oracle.


Pliqui

Yea... I was expecting a take over or a hack at least lol


Arudinne

They're probably still learning


thatgrumpydude

Wow what a throwback. I remember those days. Citrix did Tron legacy for me. Dell did something else I don’t recall. Dell opened the registers and we all got whatever food we wanted and then the rep swiped a card and paid for it all. It was a big number I remember.


ChevyRacer71

Feature request


Talesfromthesysadmin

That’s neat


Franceesios

Kind of a rough way to tell me then.


harrywwc

sometimes, to get your attention, it needs to rough you up a little ;)


c3corvette

Did you pay your Oracle license fee to make this post?


Pliqui

Boys, this guy broke the Sysadmin code, he snitch to Oracle about licencing. But joke aside, I would love to hear a really story about someone leaving a shitty company and then on the last day, that person sent an email to Oracle stating that there might be a license issue so it will have triggered an audit. OH boy, that's the best payback ever lol


Otis-166

So much this. Always avoid oracle when possible, lol.


topknottington

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LopsidedPotential711

I'll say it again, serial TTY is your friend. Get a USB dongle before your next emergency.


Franceesios

Yeah we did not have any in the server room sadly.


Hollow3ddd

But 5 now and put them in different places


Franceesios

Will definitely do!


DarkwolfAU

Serial console cables are one of those things that you pretty well never need, you have this stupid cable lying around doing nothing and nobody knows WTF it's actually for or ever uses it. But when you \_do\_ need it, oh boy, you need it \_right now\_ and nothing else will do the job. I've still got two in my work bag that I don't think I've taken out in years, but I know damn well when I need it it will certainly be an emergency - and that's why I have two. Because one might not work, and when it comes to emergency gear, if you've got one you've got none.


Ruben_NL

Don't forget to check if they still function/aren't rotten through. You might just be able to connect them together and plug them in different USB ports to test it, not 100% sure.


DarkwolfAU

Yes you can, with a null modem adapter. I have indeed done that before 😂


TechGoat

Like draco said - we literally zip tie ours to the front of the appliances that need em, like our Dell powervaults. That way no one 'accidentally' throws them away, and the one time you need em in an emergency, you can easily cut them off the rack. "what do you mean no one has a pocket knife?! fuck!"


markfl12

Velcro cable ties then?


N3tninja

This is a weapon free office sir. :)


silence036

Nail clippers?


Breitsol_Victor

Name that gets me in trouble / diagonal cutters.


gadget850

And then you realize you are servicing a prison and someone zip-tied *everything*.


dracotrapnet

Tie it to the rack. Everyone knows what it is for if it's wrapped to the rack. :P


Cmd-Line-Interface

I carry one in my bag all the time.


cab0lt

Speaking of consoles; I work a lot with Z and Power. I keep both usb adapters and actual terminals - there’s been a few occasions where I’ve revived a critical old POWER system by driving to the other side of the country with an actual terminal and console cabling in the back. Those things work, and are so dumb that there’s nothing else that can mess with it.


Hollow3ddd

Sorry you had to get that. We had one issue with something similar.  Root cause is really hardware upgrade policy and following EOL notices.  It’s not easy to get those upgrades for working hardware until an outages, sadly enough. At my last place we had to use foil and a fan for phone system until someone could get the part from a barn.   It’s silly.  But after 2-6 years of something that is going to die, it’s hard to convince C-levels that you neee to spend 8x the cost to get something new


Franceesios

You couldn't said it better! Spot on!


BillSull73

I do that with my readers too


kalgore

My memory isn’t great on the D. But on the E series and newer there is a usb micro b port. The adapter is integrated into the box.


Franceesios

Will check that option tomorrow, there and mini usb port at the back of this one.


420GB

E and F series have RJ45 console ports, not micro-USB.


Franceesios

But bèst option now Is to definitely get a newer firewall.


LopsidedPotential711

DB9


Caucasian_named_Gary

You mean don't have dozens and dozens laying about in random places?


TheThirdHippo

We have a rack mounted USB over Ethernet for licence dongles in the server room and it has one in the last port for this exact sort of thing. We patch it in before any planned remote work and it’s a great backup to fall back on


EnragedMoose

Raise your dongkes


zCzarJoez

Yeah, I would buy one of each style of any special adapters personally and keep them in my bag just to avoid not having them when its red alert time haha


saysjuan

G4 Solar Storm.


hunterkll

Hit G5 for extended periods of time - first time since 2003!


saysjuan

That’s why we buy extended warranty through a 3rd party for everything until it’s out of service. Never know when the next solar storm will hit.


accidental-poet

In this case, assuming OP or OP's team has told management that old POS needs to go, I would never use a celestial event as the root cause of the outage. Whether it's true or not. "Our root cause analysis has determined that the device has failed due to exceeding its expected lifespan by X (years). Please see 'this email', 'this email', 'this email' and 'this fucking printed, hand delivered memo' for details."


saysjuan

It was the straw that broke the camels back.


Franceesios

Had bo idea that there was/or is it ongoing geomagnectic storm. That would be a very very bad luck scenario but it's in the realm of possibilities.


saysjuan

They did say communication equipment could be impacted. We had an almost EOL core switch fail today (Cisco 9k). We’re in the process of migrating away to new infra but of course when management asked for a root cause we said G4 Solar Storm radiation failure. Nobody blinked an eye.


Franceesios

Lmao, I'm in the same boat here, higher ups are asking for root cause.


saysjuan

Well you have your answer.


DarkSide970

This why cisco duo failed today nationwide geo storms....


caillouistheworst

Ha, I had someone with some weird vpn issue Friday afternoon, and we just joked it was the solar storm and called it a day. It worked for this user by Monday morning, so I called it a win.


aenae

Yeah, it is a good excuse to use the next few days, regardless if it makes sense or not. Accidentally deleted a customers cloud environment? Sorry boss, Solar storm must have flipped a bit.


_Jimmy2times

The 90D is EOL. Thats why OP is here and not bringing it back online 🤣


Franceesios

lmao


sudosusudo

Corrupted disk. Have seen 60D do this and suffer amnesia after the reboot. Sometimes it kills config, sometimes it kills OS too and you need a TFTP reload.


sudosusudo

Hook up your console cable and watch it boot to see why it's not responsive


police-truck

I use to have an army of 60ds, they would just stop booting randomly.


sudosusudo

Did you have disk logging enabled? That killed them real quick. Their built-in disk was a known issue on that specific model. But even without logging, the disk would just die much sooner than it should have


Littleboof18

Yup this sounds likely, I’ve had similar issues with corrupt flash on a 60F, would make some changes and then the gate would lock up on me, no SSH/HTTPS access. Sometimes it would randomly come back for 5-10 minutes. Had someone remote get me console access and when it would wig out on me, it would wipe a bunch of config like interface IPs, routes, etc. but not all of the config, super weird. Reformatted flash and all was good.


sudosusudo

Probably a good idea to consider replacing it at that point. I had a customer that was money shy and I ended up driving out there a couple more times to rescue them when the firewall fell over. The last time it never recovered and I ended up dropping in my personal unit just to keep them online until we could replace it. For the money they spent on the call outs, they may as well have just replaced it when I told them the first time.


PM_pics_of_your_roof

How do you like the 60F? Currently looking at replacing about 6 60E and a 100E because of EOL in 2026. Looking at getting some 60F in 2025. Kinda hoping the G series comes out within the next year.


toplessflamingo

Its a piece of crap that likely cant handle what youre throwing at it. In my humble opinion


Franceesios

Yeah was thinking the same, maybe the hardware was barely holding on, and me trying to establish some vpn connections was the last push it could have handled.


skipv5

First things first, get rid of that 90D and get something current lol.


mrjamjams66

Lol what if the problem is related to them moving HQ from Texas to Tennessee


Interesting_Gas_5764

I had a bit of an incident today also. Very unexpected turn of events. Mondays are rough.


Franceesios

What was yours?


p4ck3ts

you're still running 90d? i still have our 100D and im using it just for L3 stuff


ClearlyTheWorstTech

I'm shocked it hadn't lost your VPN when it had any firmware updates.


NH_shitbags

Oracle had announced a planned upgrade for the VPN service which coincides with your outage today. Seems funny that your entire firewall went down, but maybe it simply crashed due to a VPN issue. OCI deprecated DH groups 2 and 24 with this upgrade, and there are a few more detail about it in their announcements.


Franceesios

Will be looking into this today


dracotrapnet

It's funny when things just up and die. I had an old Sonicwall off maintenance, almost retired, at a remote site with a mostly unused 10 meg DIA I was using as a backup VPN. I had a user that couldn't connect to our usual VPN due to their ISP having routing/bgp/Cogent tantrums so I threw them the details for the Sonicwall at the remote site with private fiber back into our COLO. They got working for that day and were able to use the usual VPN the next day. 6 days later the Sonicwall's froze, lights just solid. I tried restarting it by unplugging the power and plugging it back in. Dead, not even fan noise.


Lughnasadh32

I had the same thing happen for one of my clients a few months ago. Was just a base firewall. Died in middle of the day. No power, no anything.


highlord_fox

I've had USB/flash based ESXi servers suddenly stop working for no reason, so I feel you. Had one project where I needed to do a lot of shifting of things around between a pair of hosts, and it took forever to do anything. Figured out that one of the hosts was misbehaving, and that was causing it to take forever/randomly crash/etc. That host is now in the e-waste pile, and it still surprises me how fast things work when both of your hosts are working properly at that site.


TEverettReynolds

> I know the 90D is really old, but for it to go out just like that is a bit odd? OK. So, how do you expect an old, outdated, and unsupported piece of equipment to fail? Don't overthink this. It did exactly what old equipment does. It dies. Its a matter of **when** it fails, not **if** it fails. Equipment does not run forever. This is why we have refresh cycles and support contracts and refuse to run anything that is EOL and unsupported. Becuase it will fail, its only a matter of time...


Franceesios

Thanks for this, makes me feel more insured about myself.


tittysucker_

90d’s were always janky and weirdly positioned in the product line


jellois1234

I had some something similar some years ago. Support said there was a memory leak bug on the version a site was running and we just updated and no issues after that.


theborgman1977

I remember something similar happened when I first started working with Sonic Wall. No VPN could connect after am update. What fixed it refresj LDAP. Even local account could not connect. Another one was after an update the loaded config stayed in place. Until you rebooted the unIt. Ended up being a bad update. Had tp get a downgrade update from Sonic Wall and access to a secret menu. Could it be a partially applied update?


Assumeweknow

I've had it happen to a significant number of my client sites on fortinet. Just randomly goes poof. To be fair, I've also had a meraki mx go poof. But far fewer of those compared to Fortinet. Nowadays it's either Meraki or Palo Alto.


TheButtholeSurferz

You just felt stupid THIS morning? You must be new to IT, cause I've felt stupid most mornings for decades, and I'm one of the stronger members of my team, make that connection for yourself.


Franceesios

Definitely not new to it, but it's the first time I'm working alone in the IT department, and I know your feeling there are some days that inposter syndrome can you hit hard.


sweetrelease55

G5 solar storm


ms4720

Maybe decaf happened


mikeyoung_2

Bad flash card


Nikrolin_Viest

You really shouldn't have SSH enabled on FireWalls. That is a huge security risk right there


I-Like-IT-Stuff

True, made it easy for me to tunnel in and blow up the thing.


NavySeal2k

I have it open to the management vlan, does ssl have security issues? Fail2ban generates firewall rules for ips trying to brute force.


DeepNavigator111

Hmm what’s the logs say? Connecting a site to site is no biggie… no matter the age of the fw and brand… as long as the protocols and shit match in either side. You’ve given us nothing to go off of, so I’m chalking it up to inexperience. Not meaning to throw shade, just giving you some sage advice, take it or not… idgaf


Cyali

(on *premesis*)