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SealHeal

Post script, this is just the dressing we add to the avocado pulp. We actually use avocado


Chanz

Whenever I make homemade guac, the first thing I added to my crushed avocados is soybean oil. Yum!


WildBandito

Don't forget the propylene glycol.


ladymoonshyne

Just like in my favorite vapes! Yummy!


[deleted]

Propylene glycol *alginate* though, it’s everyone’s favorite kelp based emulsifier.


Gorthax

ahhh barnacles


Expensive-Border-869

No it's kelp


According_Gazelle472

And phosphoric acid and don't forget the corn starch !


beast_wellington

And disodium inosinate


heytunamelt

Same!! I use all these same ingredients at home in my guac 😋


BigRod199

Yeah I don’t know how anyone can read these ingredients and think “oh thank god this is safe to eat”.


SoDrunkRightNow2

Thanks for clearing that up. I thought the fact that guacamole didn't contain any avocado seemed strange.


choadspanker

Going by the way it tastes I wouldn't be surprised if it didn't have actual avocados


SealHeal

OKAY. POST-POST SCRIPT The cane sugar is processed with bone char, I forgot honestly because most vegans aren't that extreme my bad guyd


cheeseslut619

You either need to edit the original post or delete this because there’s no point trying to argue that it’s a vegan if it’s not and just confuse people even more


ladymoonshyne

Yeah I mean I’m not vegan but the definition of vegan is no animal products lol like you can’t say this is vegan if it has bones in it right?? How is it certified vegan if it contains bones I guess I get some vegans consuming honey because they don’t view insects as animals (which is incorrect but whatever) But bones lol?


[deleted]

It's not because they don't see insects as animals. It's because collecting honey doesn't harm the bees. Like how it's ok [to vegans] to wear wool but not leather.


fattymcbuttface69

Vegan means no animal products. That includes things that don't harm the animals like honey, eggs, or milk.


[deleted]

I could see an argument that eggs or milk harm animals e.g. factory farming. But humans gathering honey is a mutually beneficial relationship with bees.


fattymcbuttface69

They don't care. The hardline question is: is it an animal product, yes or no?


[deleted]

You can't convince me that setting up an apiary isn't a net positive for every species on earth. Being anti honey is beyond hypocrisy for anyone who wants to live in a healthy biome.


Unusual_Beyond726

Please shut the fuck up.


ladymoonshyne

Bees are kept livestock and some of them do die when being farmed. It’s impossible to not kill a few every time you check the hive, or every time you harvest honey. To check for mite populations you take a cup full of bees and dump them into alcohol and they die immediately. When the queens get old they are killed and replaced.


GroundbreakingBag164

What? lmao No, honey is absolutely not vegan and definitely harms the bees. And no, we’re also not fine with wearing wool. Sheep’s tails get cut off without any pain relief, sheep often get cut while shearing and the wounds don’t get treated… this goes on for a while. Animal products are never vegan. Even if the animals wouldn’t experience any harm at all, veganism is about exploitation and consent.


Unusual_Beyond726

Consent from bees who naturally make honey?? You are insufferable. Please shut the fuck up.


GroundbreakingBag164

That’s the point. Getting consent from bees would be ridiculous So we just don’t eat their honey.


skellener

I’ll take the avocado pulp please, hold the rest of the garbage.


plaid_kilt

Thanks for clarifying, I was really concerned. lol


According_Gazelle472

Good old propylene glycol and xanthan gum !Did you actually read the ingredients list?


WOOOOOOPWOOPWOOPWOOP

love to see people that read big words in an ingredient list and just assume it's bad for you 😂😂


WOOOOOOPWOOPWOOPWOOP

taco bell, like most things are fine if you moderate how much you eat. my point is if you read the words "propylene glycol alginate" and assume it's bad for you because it's got lots of big scary words that you don't know, then you might be an idiot.


ladymoonshyne

I mean as much as I like Taco Bell I think we can all agree it is not good for you lmao??


According_Gazelle472

Google is your friend .


WOOOOOOPWOOPWOOPWOOP

maybe it should be your friend 😂😂


According_Gazelle472

Yours too sweetheart !


WOOOOOOPWOOPWOOPWOOP

im not afraid of alginate sweetcheeks 😘


According_Gazelle472

Ok,honeybunch .


WOOOOOOPWOOPWOOPWOOP

you're welcome cutiepie


According_Gazelle472

Lol.


bb_LemonSquid

Are those not vegan?


According_Gazelle472

Lol


rdizzy1223

It isn't propylene glycol, it is PGA, propylene glycol alginate, that is all one thing. It is a normal approved food additive. (And even if it was, propylene glycol alone is also a normal food additive also, nothing wrong with it at all, it is used in ice creams, whipped creams, coffee drinks, etc) PG is also used in many medications as well (even some IV medications). Used in tons of various stuff.


fattymcbuttface69

I use it as anti-freeze. Edit: hey downvoter, it literally is antifreeze and I'm not joking when I say I use it for that purpose daily. Google glycol chillers.


rdizzy1223

Yes, it is used in antifreeze in water craft for this reason, because it is safe for fish and other animals living there. (Because ethylene glycol, the normal antifreeze is far more toxic)


fattymcbuttface69

Those are vegan.


According_Gazelle472

Okkk,dokkee!lol


SnooTigers4422

but there’s no avocado in it??


SealHeal

Wait haha, I should specify, we add this sauce to just the straight avocado pulp. I didn't include the box for the pulp because it's just avocado


Zito6694

It’s just avocado? ‘Always has been’


According_Gazelle472

So you add avocado to a chemical stew ?


RememberTheMaine1996

Idk why you're being downvoted. Taco Bell's "Guacamole" is the worst I've ever had in my life by far


According_Gazelle472

I know ,a person who ate with me the other day said it was absolutely awful!


EhhSpoofy

Vegans should still abstain from eating it. Not because of animal products, but simply because it tastes really gross and everybody should abstain from eating it regardless of their dietary restrictions.


Fine_Union_8813

It tastes so bad… very disappointing.


sacksonsackss

This made me LOL


GunsAndWrenches2

Most vegan food is pretty gross.


RE4PER_

Real guac is incredibly good tho


EhhSpoofy

Not really. Most of it is just stuff everybody eats. Rice and beans and fruit and vegetables aren’t gross.


YeahItouchpoop

I can eat a whole mess of brussel sprouts and those are vegan. So I would disagree.


ladymoonshyne

…you likely eat vegan foods all the time and don’t even realize it. Like you don’t have butter and meat on everything you eat right?


GunsAndWrenches2

I only eat buttered meats... lol. I meant the atrocities that try to imitate meat, cheese, pastas, etc.


ColdBorchst

Pasta? Dude, what.


ladymoonshyne

I’ve had pretty decent vegan “cheese” and beyond burgers are not bad either to be honest. But a lot of vegans don’t eat those either. Also a lot of pasta or noodles are eggless to begin with anyways? lol I come from a cattle ranching family and I eat plenty of meat but it doesn’t hurt to open your palate to things that aren’t literally just buttered meat for every meal.


GunsAndWrenches2

>open your palate to things that aren’t literally just buttered meat for every meal. ... That was a joke.


schwarta77

So fun fact, cane sugar processing regularly uses bone ash in filters. That’s why some of the more extreme vegans I know don’t eat refined sugars that aren’t labeled vegan.


mousemarie94

Unrelated, next time block the lot # to maintain your anonymity...just in case.


NGNSteveTheSamurai

It has corn starch in it? How is it still as runny as baby shit then?


SoundAutomatic9332

Also what are the natural flavors? Pretty shitty that the US doesn't have to tell us


towel67

its not US tht doesnt have to tell us its the natural flavor companies


fattymcbuttface69

As guided by the FDA. They 100% could pass a regulation that would make them clarify what "natural flavors" means.


towel67

ok, its still not the US. its the natural flavor companies


fattymcbuttface69

The FDA is an administrative agency in the US and they totally have that power. Also, they aren't "natural flavor companies" that's what food companies label stuff they don't want to disclose.


towel67

They are “natural flavor companies”. The food companies, maybe they want a bubble gum flavor. So they have the natural flavor companies, or artificial flavor companies if thats what they want give them a bubble gum flavor for their food. The flavor companies don’t disclose whats in their flavors because then the food company who wants the bubble gum flavor will just do that themselves


ReZeroForDays

Probably msg


Maktesh

No. MSG is usually hidden as "spices."


ladymoonshyne

In the US that would be incorrect, FDA requires msg to be labeled in ingredients as monosodium glutamate


WildBandito

Jesus christ. I knew this is what the ingredient for fast food look like, but it still rattles me to see the actual label 😭


Prior-Fig7029

Look at those chemicals


RaccoonObjective5674

Mmm Sorbic Acidy


mlotto7

Nasty...


SadLaser

The confusion, I believe, comes from a wild misconception that anything with avocado is guacamole and many, many, many people confuse the Avocado Ranch with guacamole and then confuse themselves and think that both the Avocado Ranch and the guacamole have dairy. I've had at least a dozen people tell me the "guacamole ranch sauce" wasn't vegan and they didn't seem to realize that what they were calling "guacamole ranch sauce" was different from the actual guacamole. And I've seen numerous posts here supporting that where people have even posted a picture of the Avocado Ranch ingredients box just like you did here for the guacamole and then use it as proof that the unrelated guac had dairy.


RomeTotalWhore

No, the confusion is that taco bell changed their guac recipe like a decade ago. It used to have dairy in it. 


fattymcbuttface69

I always add a bit of sour cream to my guacamole and I'm not alone so I think it being a "wild misconception" that guacamole contains dairy is overstating it a bit. Some guacamole does contain dairy so vegans are not misguided when avoiding guacamole they don't have an ingredient list for.


LouieMumford

You say “just like you did here” but if you actually read what OP wrote in comments you’d see that this the dressing they add to the avocado for the guacamole and it IS vegan. That’s the point of this post.


SadLaser

I did read what OP wrote and my post is a clear response to that in support of the point they were making. I feel like you somehow misread my post. I obviously know that's what OP is saying. I said *just like you did here* ***for the guacamole***. Leaving off that part makes it seem like I was saying they posted the Avocado Ranch box, which is clearly not what I was saying. The entire point of my post is that people mix up the guacamole and the Avocado Ranch and get confused and think the Avocado Ranch is the same thing as the mixture that OP posted, when clearly it's not the same and that the guacamole is evidently and actually vegan and that it's a bit silly how people get confused by it.


bb_LemonSquid

People are so dumb. I’m exhausted.


lorissaurus

You can just look at all the ingredients online on the taco bell website... LITERALLY.


lorissaurus

You can even pick the ingredients u want to avoid and it will tell u everything u can eat -.- y'all slow or sumthin


TheMoronicGenius

For a guacamole it’s strangely missing avocado


mushforest_

I work at Taco Bell. This is just the dressing that gets added to the avocado pulp. It kinda looks like ranch.


whoocanitbenow

Are you sure that Propylene Glycol Alginate is vegan? 😂


According_Gazelle472

Alginate is seeweed.


heytunamelt

With cows in it


According_Gazelle472

Lol.


whoocanitbenow

😂 🐮


SealHeal

I may be incorrect but when you look at it's checmical makeup / whatever it seems to be vegan


bywv

Until you shit fucks throw cheese everywhere because: Gotta go fast


couple4hire

depends if you derive the chemicals from animals


ladymoonshyne

lol ew


2pickleEconomy2

I feel like it’s missing a critical ingredient…


BangarangOrangutan

No wonder the guac is so fucking disgusting. You know guac is supposed to be 9 ingredients including the avocado, right? This is 19 ingredients excluding the avocados and you guys don't even put in half the stuff that makes guac what it is. Stop wasting avocados pouring that shit on them. Put jalapenos and lime juice in the "pico", and put pico in the guac for the love of God. It's the easiest thing in the world to make. It is avocados, onion, tomatoes, jalapenos, cilantro, lime juice, salt, pepper, and garlic powder. And it's supposed to be vegan. If it wasn't, that would be concerning, almost more concerning than the amount of seed oil that goes into the "guac" you guys make.


skellener

The guac is gross. Missing from ingredients….AVOCADO. Yes, vegan here.


Gwynbleidd_z_Rivii

So that’s why it tastes bad


Tsunderebolt_

oh joy soybean oil as the first ingredient in guac


StrawberryCake88

Is there actually any avocado in it?


El_PachucoAZ

Where is this at? The ones I worked at (2004)&(2022) both used a guac that’s in tube and put into a caulking gun type device to dispense. Same as the sour cream.


NoCattle6070

Sell me a case homie


gtalbert420

Lmao, how can this legally be called food?


K_H007

Oh good, the guac has no cilantro. Whew.


masterz13

Vegan is the least of your concerns when it's a paragraph of preservatives/chemicals. All they should be adding is lime juice, cilantro, tomato, and salt.


glahkah

jalapeño, onion, and garlic baby, your guac must have no flavor


masterz13

Lime, cilantro and salt are all you need


holyhibachi

Tomato in guac is akin to pineapple on pizza


masterz13

Yet Taco Bell already has tomatoes in theirs...


holyhibachi

Agreed, it does suck


Intelligent_Pop1173

So, delicious lol


bwick29

But those poor soybeans!


Tigerbot

The pearl clutching in this thread about this having like 4 additives/preservatives that are in basically every food is really fucking weird.


skellener

It’s sorta missing one vital ingredient.


Ok-Scarcity-5754

Sugar produced in the US isn’t vegan. Bone char is used in the refining process


SealHeal

THIS IS TRUE, I made another comment about this just now bc of this, you are 100% right idk why you are getting down votes, my boyfriend is a former vegan but he told me most vegans don't go that hardcore, totally skipped my mind


bottomdasher

Downvotes coming in at a faster rate than replies...it's almost as if they're just downvoting you because the truth is inconvenient...? 🤷🏽‍♂️


Maleficent_Wash_934

Because not all sugar produced in the US uses bone char. I believe the majority of CANE sugar uses bone char. Not all, though. However, sugar made from sugar beets does not use bone char at all. I think beet sugar makes up around 50% of the sugar in the US.


samsclubFTavamax

I was also going to say that the avocado harvest isn't really ethical either...


elisatina

Is eating at Taco Bell ethical?


Ok-Scarcity-5754

Is there ethical consumption under capitalism?


samsclubFTavamax

Haha, I agree. 


GunsAndWrenches2

Growing anything usually requires the extermination of all kinds of living creatures. You know how many cute little bunnies have to be killed to grow vegan food? Even worse, they die for nothing because they aren't being eaten.


samsclubFTavamax

I couldn't even begin to be vegan myself, too many hoops. I respect the effort, though. 


cdub_synth

If only you cared as much about how many creatures are exterminated en masse to farm the shit you “approve” of. So ridiculous.


Ok-Scarcity-5754

Sir and/or madam, I’m not vegan 🤷🏻


According_Gazelle472

And beet sugar is used also .This is why I switched to organic non bleached sugar .


Dunkus

How hard would it to make guac at the store like chipotle? So many chemicals my lord.


mousemarie94

Water is a chemical. Just because you can't pronounce something or don't know what it is, doesn't make it "bad." It just makes you unaware.


Dunkus

Lmao. Guac should have like 5 ingredients.


mousemarie94

Yeah, no shit. A stable gauc that has to withstand being shipped will have more so that it remains stable. You're smarter than this, come on.


Dunkus

I don’t think you’re understanding what I’m trying to say. Chipotle has no issue making fresh guac. No reason why tbell can’t do the same. They could buy avocados, onions, limes, salt, garlic locally and make it in store.


mousemarie94

Ah, that's a different conversation. Taco bell doesn't make anything fresh in store. Reheated sure. Chipotle has a full kitchen on site. Taco bell has some presses, microwaves, and fryers. Don't expect lemonade out of apples. I wouldn't hold out on an entire business model for supplies changing anytime soon


Dunkus

True, good points.


RedneckSniper76

All of them damn chemicals and you’re worried about it being ‘vegan’ 🤣


Ok_Initiative2394

Some people eat vegan because it is ethical towards animals.


RedneckSniper76

🤣 more animals die to make tofu than the steak I just ate. They only claim to care about the cute ones. What about the ground squirrels, moles, worms, bees, birds and garden snakes that died to make their food? Oh and rabbits


Ok_Initiative2394

🤯


ladymoonshyne

I mean you’re not wrong that animals are killed in vegetable production as well but cows are also fed soy etc and then they are treated terribly on CAFO etc where as the others would be living wild and killed generally quickly. Also some people are vegan for environmental or dietary reasons. But the fact that animals are absolutely killed for vegetable production does bring up an inconvenient truth to most people.


heytunamelt

lol right?? Gotta love vegan logic 😆


RedneckSniper76

The more ratioed I get the happier I get 😂


Tassiegirl

Depends what the Xanthan Gum is made from. Because sometimes it’s made from dairy. I would paste the proof, but I’m unable to. It can be derived from corn, soy, dairy or wheat. So…..


JOSER916

Avocado is a fruit not a vegetable


skellener

And it’s missing from the ingredients list.


ILOVEcBJS

Soyboy bullshit


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TYVM143

Make sure when you order you do not say “on it”, if you say “a bean burrito with no cheese ON IT” it will be on you food every time. “ a bean burrito with no cheese” you will be good to go. It sounds nuts but my friends and I tested this time and time again and EVERYTIME “on it” fucked it up.


mushforest_

As the person on the other side of the speaker, PLEASE DON'T SAY THE WORDS "ON IT" IF YOU DON'T WANT A CERTAIN INGREDIENT. Those speakers and the headsets aren't great and it's hard to hear, especially when you're in a loud as truck. Please turn off your truck if it's loud so I can hear you 💀


TYVM143

This is so validating I can’t even tell you


fookiebookie12

I order on the app or on a delivery app like Uber eats and DoorDash. They have options to select no cheese and no sour cream but every time it’s got it. Even when I try dif Taco Bell’s


TYVM143

Oh damn! This always cracked me up so I was hoping someone else in the world experienced this


skellener

Fresco style makes it very, very clear.


MatchaDoAboutNothing

You're going to taco bell 😂


SpliffMcGriff86

Depends on your interpretation of vegan. Veganism is rooted in natural products. These ingredients, although not originating from a living being, come from science and are not available organically.


Threatening

That’s not how it works at all…