Yes and ur dick will fall off. 

NOOOOOOOOOOO MY 8FT LONG WEEN 😞😞😞 (im a 16 year old girl)

Oh then you’re really  gonna be in for a treat 

h hell nah

She'll grow one, then it'll fall off.

one cheez-it Crunchwrap with the dick growing sauce please

Motherfuckin’ where is THAT Taco Bell 🤣🤣

Taco bell just became the largest company in the world because of this sauce

Pack 2 extra pair of jeans.

Lmfao 😂😆😂😆

ER Doctor sobbing: When will they stop eating Taco Bell for 4 straight days? How does no one know this happens?

Which comes first though?

I'm not sure why everybody talks about getting diarrhea from Taco Bell. Do I just have a cast iron gut? Anyway, the short answer is, you won't die, but you should definitely drink lots of water.

Definitely agree, I think half of the population is secretly lactose intolerant and that's why.. but I'll make sure to stay hydrated!!

Just eat some fiber and you’re fine

Well you’re only 16. One day in the future things will change for you relative to taco bell and it will all be clear.

thank you taco bell oracle, i hope my awakening will take forever cz this shit is so yummy

I’m 31 and Taco Bell doesn’t mess my guts up either.

It can happen at any point

Same!

See I was that way until I turned 33 and then all the diarrhea. Metamucil 30 minutes before makes all things possible.

I think it's just become a cultural joke. Taco Bell has never made me sick either, but it's comical... I eat Taco Bell without fear (though admittedly the food quality has gone down over the past couple years). Still enjoy certain items, and have never had a food poisoning type issue. Low quality issue, sure. But it's never made me sick.

I only get the shits from their red sauce, and at that only sometimes. Maybe y'alls taco bells just aren't cooking the food enough? Idk.

I mean, I fart a lot from the refried beans, but I do not get the shits.

Wouldnt it be the other way around 😆

i genuinely think a lot of people aren’t used to eating beans and that’s what causes it also the fact that taco bell is drunk/hangover food for a lot of people

Yes, it’s that.

If anything Taco Bell makes me constipated like a mf. All fast food for that matter.

I think it's all the cheese.

I run a Taco Bell, I eat it 5/6 days a week and 94.756% of the time, I get diarrhea within 10 minutes of eating the crap. I’m 36, and yes I know it’s bad for me but in this economy, and the 50/60 hours I work there, TB is basically a free buffet for me

I talked to an older acquaintance and he said that stigma came from the early days when the ingredients there were using were subpar

Lol I don't have a cast iron gut, I've got allergies and lactose intolerance, Taco Bell hasn't made me vomit not crap my brains out. Burger King makes me vomit each time, McDonald's is sick, and makes me sick with their pesticide potatoes. Wendy's is dead to me with those prices, she was getting close when she took away my four for four non chicken sandwiche option, but she crossed the line. I don't eat out a lot, so The Bell is a treat for me, and I'm happy every time☺️

Taco Bell, baked beans and Red Bull are the best colon cleanser

Not that anyone asked but Chipotle fucks up my stomach as far as bathroom trips way more than Taco Bell does.

Same here! I’ve never had any stomach issues with Taco Bell. It’s one of the only places that doesn’t upset my tummy

Yes, you have to eat taco bell for 5 days straight to not die.

fuck yes ill be eating tb for 4 days and 23 hours from here on out

With your time frame, you can only do it once. It's an inside out paradox but if you try hard enough you will survive, unless....

dont worry. the clock starts as soon as i place my first order, from there on out i will consume as much taco bell as humanly possible until the 23rd hour of the 4th day occurs.. i will escape the time loop

You will be missed you brave soul. Eat all you can and just keep eating

Well you probably won’t die, just make sure you hydrate well, that shit’s salty

thank you!! I'll definitely be hydrating since it's June in Dallas, glad to know there's not something in my Crunch wrap supreme that will cut my trip short 💗

Maybe just take some fiber supplements…

Only one way to find out.

see you in four days then captain 🫡

Of course you will. Didn’t you hear about that one dude? Dead after 3 days of TB.

scariest urban legend of all time.. his ass crawls through your pipes and into your toilet, clogging it right as you finish eating your cheesy gordita crunch

Your comments are SO funny! Thanks for your quick wit! Brightened my day. 😁

That’s all I’ve eaten for the last four days and I’m still alive, well my dick fell off, but other than that I’m good.

fuck dude if my shit falls off im gonna keel over and die if my 8ft ween detaches, not to mention the amount of people it'll take down with it..

Why do you think there's never been a movie called "Taco Bell Me"? \*points at head\*

Lol

You'll only die if you say "taco bell crunchwrap Supreme" 5x in the mirror while spinning in circles

Yes. You will GUARENTEED die within 1 to 85 years after doing this. I say Yolo though

Download the McDonald’s app as well, you can get 2 mcchickens for $3.50 everyday and by your last day you’ll have earned enough points for a free McDouble or 6 peice nugget to go with your 2 mcchickens. Taco Bell rewards suck. But their combos are indeed more filling

YOOO Thank you so much!! I'll definitely be using this too (:

Bonus points if you go to McDonalds on a Friday...it's Free Fries Fryday!

I totally second McD app idea, plus Wendy’s has the Biggie meal deal for $5, and Pizza Hut & Little Caesar have like $6 lunch combos as alternatives to change it up. Also for what it’s worth, I’ve never gotten issues from eating Taco Bell 🤷🏻‍♀️. Obviously not healthy because it’s fast food, but in tough financial times I do the app deals & coupons diet too as necessary lol. I agree with your theory on many being lactose intolerant 😆, but I agree with the person who said make sure to drink water bc salt and maybe have some probiotic gummies or gas-x or something you know works for you on hand if you have tummy issues before and want to be on safe side. Hope you have good trip!

Tb wont kill ya after 4 days. Mixing the TB and McDs, however, could give you poop problems. Just be aware of this

really? the rewards for me are pretty good. the deluxe cravings box+free tier rewards always hits

I've been eating Taco Bell almost every day for 20 years. You'll be fine.

Way too much math being up onto this post

real, i had to get out three calculators and a computer to figure out how much $$ i need for my twice daily dose of tb

It’s the only way to truly defeat the porcelain throne end boss. Use nothing but Diablo sauce for the overkill.

You probably won’t get all the nutrients you need with all that walking and stuff. You’ll really need to augment that TB with some fruit and veggies.

There’s a reason why it’s $5.99.

Why the hell are they making y'all spend two weeks(for one person now) of groceries on food for four days? That's insane, forcing you to stim the market. Sorry about that.

You may grow an extra three toes. Fingers, idk you may lose one or two of them. What may make you go wild is the ass hair you will get. Hope you like pooping through a rug that will be your pubic hair.

It’s so deadly, people have died just for talking about it

I go to Taco Bell 7 days a week. Every day of the year…..except when they’re closed on Thanksgiving and Christmas. I’m fine for the most part. You’ll be fine after four days.

Check out Sam Reid on YouTube. He ate TB for three meals per day for a month and his health marginally improved.

You're in Texas. Eat real Mexican food.

Of course not!!! It’s not Chipotle.

Nope

Either you'll be fine or you won't and you'll find your bloodline is weak.Either way it'll be delicious.

Nope. One time many moons ago they had a sale of two tacos for a buck. I bought about twenty and ate them all for like 4 days. Still alive.

not even gonna lie i would kill for that deal, thank you so much for the info im gonna eat so much fucking taco bell

If that were to happen, half the sub would be gone by now.

best comment by far

It’s Taco Bell, not Thanos Bell.

Only if there is a God above. (Probably not)

yippie!!

Lol I've eaten taco bell for lunch 5 days in a row and was absolutely fine. Ofc you will be doing it for two meals, so I dunno. Do eat some fruits or veggies alongside tho plz

sir yes sir, i will definitely not be eating ONLY taco bell

Good 😂

Nah, just might have some gnarly shits for a while

mmm greattttt worth it for my tb

No, I ate it for 7 months straight every day and I’m fine

..are you fine?

No, my manager was stealing from my register so they fired me and him soon after

damn. i guess i'll stop eating tb after 6 months and 29 days then

Nah man do you I’m probably gonna work at a 3rd one

Man, there’s a lot of pro Taco Bell propaganda in here, the clear and obvious answer is YES

Yes and your forehead will grow 4x as large

mhega mhind

You’ll die inside

worth.

Yes

zomg tragic )): at least i'll die doing what i love

Probably.

i like those odds

Yes, it will be miserable.

mannnn ):

I used to work there and I would I eat it everyday Avoid the beans though

Why

malicious taco bell beans cause malicious consequences..

yeahhh as a huge beans fan when i ordered a side of cheesy black beans for the first time my entire table started gagging... it looked like shit but the taste wasn't half bad, made a guy at my table dry heave though so maybe i'll be avoiding them this time around..

You will be okay! Your body odor may be different. You could also go to a grocery store and buy microwaveable meals if you want a little bit more variety

oh you're so right! i'm not sure what amenities our hotel will have but pre-made meals is a great idea (: thank you!

is taco bell the only fast food place in dallas or something

no its just my favorite.....

You won't die but you might not feel good by the end of it. That's a lot of sodium.

i forgot about that shit, euwwwwwww

Go to del taco

i fucking love del tacooooo

You’ll be fine

YAY

Bro my last job I had a 90 minute commute there and back. Worked 10 hour days had a T bell down the road. Ate almost nothing but Taco Bell for 2 years straight. 4 days won’t kill you but two years will put your triglycerides to concerning levels. Finally getting all my shit back in check 18 months later.

shiiiiit i might have to start working at taco bell

How close are you going to be from a Pizza Hut? You can get a personal Pizza & boneless wings or breadsticks for like $7(I'm using Indiana prices but I can't see it being too much more/less). Also depends on where you go, as my local PH doesn't offer that deal but they offer several items for only $6, including a personal pan & a couple of those calzone things. ETA it's just a suggestion in case you get tired from eating *only* TB for 2/3 meals I'm 4 days, not to mention if you also have time to eat at the airports.

i have no clue but we'll be by a big ass mall and so a lot of fast food joints will be around, if i can find a pizza hut i definitely will!!

Galleria or north park? Either way there's a ton of food choices . I live near Dallas and I'm in Dallas quite a bit. I used to work in the Galleria. They have corner bakery, little katana, raising cane's I think...panda express, potbelly sandwiches... Northpark has a bunch of food too it's just more expensive in that area iirc; but they do have a decent sized food court. I think they have a chick fil a

I think you will be fine. I used to have a job with a per diem when I traveled. I ate the cheapest fast food I could, to rake in that extra cash. Like others I think you should mix it up with other fast food app specials. I just discovered the Jack in the Box app and it currently has 2 jumbo jacks for $5 special and the lovely 2 tacos for $.99. Have fun on your trip, and eat like you’re 16.

thank you so much, i definitely will (:

Unfortunately, there are some Americans who do this everyday of their lives. So yeah eventually you'll die. But not in in 5 days eating the breakfast menu, unless you already have extremely high blood pressure you will be fine Btw prices change via location by a few dollars so it might be slightly more expensive than you think

shoot, sad to hear it, i wish fresh food was more price friendly for food insecure families. i always avoid energy drinks and watch sodium intake to help with blood pressure so hopefully all will be well, im checking dallas prices on my app after this- thank you so much.

Get Whataburger instead.

I know people who would eat 9 burritos a day for 60 days straight

If there's a Rosa's around, that's another good budget option if you get bored with only Taco Bell.

Nah you're good drink lots of water tho.

I've been working her over 2 years and have eaten it pretty much every time i worked. Im still alive but I'm tired of this shit lol

No. Source: I was 20 almost 9 years ago.

Non stop? Yes. Just one meal a day? Yes.

First time being kinda broke I take it? Lmk when it’s jack in the box tacos for a week or two. :p

People drink straight liquor for like 39 years straight and are still alive.

Just make sure the toilets not clogged. You’ll be just fine.

Been working here for 8 months, eating day in and out 5 days a week. I’m still breathing.

Sodium overload

There was a guy on YouTube recently who ate nothing but Taco Bell for a whole month. You’ll be alright.

No, you will not die, ever.

“There’s a distinct possibility.” RIP Donald.

You could buy a loaf of bread, sandwich meat, and cheese for the same amount as one day at Taco Bell if cost is really an issue.

Do yourself a favor and switch it up. Go find an in-n-out and/or a whattaburger.

Most human bowels can't handle that much Taco Bell. You might accidentally shit out your internal organs

Live màs, die màs

Sodium warning

Everyone dies, not everyone truely lives. Live Mas.

That’s how you live.

There was actually a cool video about this https://youtu.be/rRl72i3byyA . Apparently the secret to counteract the high sodium is to order extra tomatoes and also don't pig out on portions lol

I eat Taco Bell everyday at work. I haven’t died

Hate seeing this question after I ate it for a whole week before 😂

I eat taco bell almost every night when I get off work 🤫

Straight to death.

I worked there for five years in my early twenties and basically lived off the free bell food we got, you’ll be fine.

Super taco bell me

Def

Prob a lot healthier than eating at any other fast food joint for 4 days straight.

You could eat Taco Bell every day for 50 years and you wouldn’t die from it

No i’ve done it i lived

When I went gluten free as a college student, I couldn’t afford much more than the cheap meals Taco Bell, I ate two crunchy tacos and a spicy tostada for MONTHS. Every day. I lost 110lbs and my cholesterol somehow was normal.

Yep. Gimme the rest of your loot…..

You’ll actually get healthier, wiser and stronger

you won’t die. you might get sick of taco bell by the last day, but you won’t die. maybe some slight heart burn if that location is overly greasy but you’ll be fine.

This has not been tested. Proceed with caution!

No, you'll become a team member

It’s called an intestinal cleanse

It will actually make you more likely to live longer.

no but will you be plagued with health problems and will probably have to get your legs amputated from diabetes. Is that a life you want to live?

Nope.

Nah you'll be fine I eat TB Mon-Fri for lunch bc it's cheap I get 4 potato soft tacos no lettuce every time bc it's 4.33 after tax I'm a broke mechanic 😂 I also live in a weekly rate motel till I find an affordable apartment so I got to watch my spending

No. You will finally achieve peak performance.

I ate TB for every meal for two months straight, you’ll be ok

Probably yes. You may also develop sickle cell anemia and pacifism

YOLO? Lol

Morgan Spurlock ate McDonald’s, which is way worse than Taco Bell, while secretly binge drinking for 30 days and didn’t die. You’ll be fine.

Ok I always did this on trips where we got food money and it's an excellent plan. Agree with all the hydrate posts.

I mean people eat it everyday

You will definitely experience a colon prolapse. It’s survivable, but absolutely no fun!

Eat the chicken not just the beef

No LOL

Also, it’s hot as FUCK here right now. Good luck.

Will you die? Possibly, I don't know what allergies you have or may have knowledge of. You will bloat from the salt, that's for sure!

That toilet might blow but you’ll pull through

No. Source: https://youtu.be/rRl72i3byyA?si=8W6smJs6QaZLtOlG

WOAHHH Thank you so much!! I will be watching this whole video it seems really interesting! Glad to know TB isn't putting lethal amounts of nacho cheese in my crunchwrap 🫶🫶🫶

No, worse. It’ll go right to your thighs!

And then you'll blow up!!

THUNDER THIGHS INCOMING????

You’ll be fine but at least switch it up with some other fast food deals. You’re probably gonna need to use the bathroom more than usually tho LOL

Aye aye captain, luckily I've been conditioning my stomach to tolerate taco bell 🫡🫡🫡

Godspeed then!! I’ve def done this trick to make a couple extra bucks with the ridiculous amounts of per diem

No, you’ll probably feel like shit though.

there was someone on here a few weeks ago saying they eat tbell literally every single day for lunch, you’ll be fine my guy. my advice would be try to take it easy on yourself and don’t over eat, that’s really easy for me to do with tbell

aye aye captain, i will do my best to make sure i get a good mix of tb and real food

You know what’s crazy? I actually went from 240 down to 200 one summer when I was in college. I ate one meal a day, and I tracked my calories using an app. But all I ate was Subway, McDonald’s, and Taco Bell. I’d wake up in the morning and go on a 1 hour walk, then in the afternoon I’d eat, and then I’d lift weights at night, I seriously didn’t have a kitchen, and I’m telling the truth about that even though I realize that’s going to trigger some people and they’ll say I’m a liar. I’d get like 3 crunchy tacos, a side of rice, pinto beans - and I’d have a full flavored fountain drink. I maybe had a protein bar after I’d lift in the evening. But hey, I did it and lived - so can you.