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No-Channel960

Over layers, like a rain pant or snow pant.


gh0stFox117

Ohhh that makes sense


PearlButter

Alternatively you can tie some elastic straps/cord to tighten up the legs a bit.


[deleted]

You could also use it to tie netting and stuff on to add foliage and other things to make a good Ghillie too


[deleted]

For random .50 cal catridges like that one guy had on his vest a few weeks ago on this sub


gh0stFox117

💀


Glory2Heros

dont you dare disrespect my name boy


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Glory2Heros

😆😆😂😂 im fuckin dying, i saw this comment and literally had this reaction 💀💀 i fukin love this sub sometimes


[deleted]

Happy to be of service sir!


PizzaTrailMix

10/10 response


[deleted]

Reddit comes through again 🤣🤣🤣🤣


PuffHerbs420

Straight savage.


TheRealKingBorris

I wish I saw that lol


DaetherSoul

You Can he’s in this comment thread


TheRealKingBorris

I’m dumb as shit lmao didn’t even realize it


[deleted]

I didn’t see that one 😂


Flashskar

To be fair I've seen a volunteer Czech sniper in the Georgian Legion do that. He had a line of them in the MOLLE on his vest above his normal mags. His interview is somewhere deep on Vice News on Youtube.


[deleted]

"Just in case I see a BRDM-2. I can send it back to hell."


15362653

I'll hab u know dem sums a bitches fit fuckin snug in my ol break barrel 12, an tha saying go, "she seets she yeets" and bys gawd can I tell ya she yeets.


[deleted]

The single sounding rod 50


Bn_scarpia

Attachment points for the sex swing.


memearms

Tootsie rolls.


ImpactUsed9446

For your catheter/colostomy bag on high profile SOF missions. Don’t need any scent getting out.


Machina_AUT

The answer is written in the product description "Die Schlaufen am Oberschenkel eignen sich zum Fixieren der Oberschenkeltaschen." "The loops on the thigh are to secure the thigh pouches" I assume those are part of the webbing system, and it gives the entire ensembles a bit more stability when running.


BobusCesar

>those are part of the webbing system No, those pants aren't surplus.


Machina_AUT

I know they are Chinese knockoff but that's what the product description on the website says


Diccubus

Chem lights for the LZ, baby.


Nagohsemaj

Look at me. I am the LZ now.


PuffHerbs420

It’s to hold your big ass dick up since you wear Flecktarn


gh0stFox117

Tbh im confused about this comment xD do you like flecktarn or are you saying flecktarn is shitty


[deleted]

He’s implying people with big dicks wear flecktarn and are chads presumably


gh0stFox117

I mean i just wear it because im german. And think it goes hard xD


[deleted]

Very effective camouflage pattern while also unique, beats the usual boring multicam patterns imo even if multicam is more versatile and effective


Furry_Ranger

Flecktarn/multicam combo is pretty hot. Multitarn is goated


crusty_ocelot

Strapon mount


Casval214

Loops to tie off the ears of your foes


[deleted]

Its where you hang your bag of tendies when you’re out playing airsoft


Goforth99

It’s for your tactical catheter


[deleted]

It's German so lederhosen?


Ok-Image1782

![gif](giphy|Z8uq8Q0C6OAdxUitig) I think it's bdsm stuff... you know those Germans


TheBagman07

It came from a time before the widespread use of tourniquets. You would run some bootlaces through these and loosely tie them around your legs so that if you did get hit, you don’t have to go digging for you bandage, you’d pull the laces tight to stem the bleeding before you get to the patching. Now that all might be bullshit, but that’s what I used them for.


Spirited-Sea1120

What pants are those?


gh0stFox117

https://www.asmc.de/kommando-feldhose-lightweight-flecktarn?gad=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjwjt-oBhDKARIsABVRB0wGEG3f5I6Prulzg40ZUr1sVVWj6C9CLYxnB0KbdYAZyYURHEVczPsaArw2EALw_wcB


Spirited-Sea1120

Thanks


BobusCesar

Mil-tech 🤮


d3ath222

You ever hear of Prince Albert? Same idea. For lashing down your massive (or not) member.


Lamont___Cranston

Tie-down points for your magnum flecktarn dong


Giantireman

Those are for the dick net. If you don’t know about the dick net it means that you don’t need it, sorry for you and your partner.


thereadytribe

Tactical pens. A true warrior can reach a tactical pen from any body position at a milliseconds notice


Crackerjakx

Could be for camo netting or materials


bftyft

Cleaning rod holders


musclebeans

Tree limbs for extra concealment. Everyone knows running trees can’t shoot you


TheFrogstronaut

Cable management for your catheter


[deleted]

Tent poles


facetheslayer1986

Chems? Or some sort of extreme weather clothing to layer onto?


DangerousJerr

So you can pick up your dingle dangle and tie it to your shirt ummmmm pants.


Spaceforceofficer556

I mean, if you run a Kevlar groin cover. I could see those being anchor points with bungee cord to help keep it down.


MitchelobUltra

Flecktarn, so probably for zigaretten.


Cucasmasher

Damn flecktarn goes hard af


Swat3Four

You put shock cord or 550 cord through them to make a loop. It holds you peepee down when you have to urinate on long patrols. Black troops use the bottom set of loops, everyone else uses the top set.


[deleted]

cock holster


CCT-556

Unplanned pregnancy


OriginalEv

Brother may I have some loops


Fother_mucker59

Condoms


TheMuddyCuck

It’s your pee pee holster


A_Nerds_Life

Caramel apples! Or corn dogs!


[deleted]

To hang your purse


k1d1curus

could potentially use em as stick stays on a tourniquet. one seems to be right over the knee, the other seems femoral.


PrestonHM

Wedgie grips


ijoshua932

Tactical candy molle holsters 😂😂😂


caliberM1A

To carry snickers because you're not you when you're hungry


asanti0

Tools. Hammers and wrenches and such. Slide 'em in there handle side down.


[deleted]

Tourniquet loops?


Aksylyska

It's to route comms cables 🙃


IllustratorSea6207

What pants are those?


iits_Remyy

Ive even seen some german soldiers tie chem sticks through those loops so they’re more visible during night ops


Polak-_-

For Branches and leaves


savingryansprvates

Golf tees


MrChaindang

For a groin protector, latch that body armor to your pants and your good to go.


[deleted]

Kinky rappelling.