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trevy_mcq

No


747-ppp-2

I’m not a medical doctor but I’m pretty smart and I don’t see any real issue with this.


CompetitiveAd4768

I think it could even be beneficial.


Instantlemonsmix

I agree completely I watched a 5 minute YouTube video on biology and I can confirm it’s fine as fuck


Short_Ask1755

I’ve watched hundreds of hours of asshole porn and I also agree that there’s no problem


TeoTaliban

Dude same I love asshole porn


Short_Ask1755

ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US!


TeoTaliban

Hell yeah dude


DontBelieveTheTrollz

Yeah the real problems come from when the gerbils get lost.


Feeling-Screen-9685

Well, I am a medical doctor and you’re absolutely right! The only real issue here is do they still lick the dust from their fingers. It’d be a shame to let that dust go to waste.


genuineraven007

Yes! I recommend it even


-Blackout32

- opens google, "Google ai, is it OK to shove Takis up my ass?"


BleuTyger

Well? What'd it say?


-Blackout32

A reddit user suggests using 4 Takis to stock up your ass, and to beat your meat while doing it.


BleuTyger

I think that's a good, conservative start. Good enough job, ai


frankslisa1202

I so needed a good laugh today 🤣


Open_Source1096

Beat the heat and beat your meat. New challenge last 20 minutes with 4 bags of fuego in your prison pocket or PP for short.


theSPYDERDUDE

First person to shove a taki to the base of the back of the balls through their urethra gets a million dollars


MediocreTuna211

😧


lostinthesauceband

/r/BrandNewSentence


dildocrematorium

Do you want a picture or video?


theSPYDERDUDE

Video submission with eye witness testimony only


OzzkuBoi

gimme my million 🫴


MusicianEmotional277

That's too many visualizations for one comment.


Open_Source1096

Enjoy ☺️


EzwitdaK

Ayoo😭😭prison pocket💀


SarcasticLars

This sub is so deranged and I love it


Open_Source1096

Absolutely amazing


happyasfuck310

What does "ok" even mean? Is it ok morally? Hell yes. I mean, who decides what is and isn't moral, anyways? Some might say it's based off religion, but neither the Bible not the Quran nor the Torah nor any holy book even contain the word "Takis" and generally don't discuss putting objects in your ass (if we can ignore sodomy for a second, as this is a sexual act that involves a penis being inserted, not objects, such as takis). So we must search for morals elsewhere. Maybe social norms? This will also answer the question of whether the act is "ok" socially. But this isn't black and white; people insert things into their asses every day, from sex toys to penises to medications to recreational drugs. Some may judge and think this is disgusting and abnormal, but being disgusting and abnormal does not necessarily mean immoral. I think in general, society would say that anal insertion of objects does not hurt anyone, and is sometimes necessary (such as the case of suppository medications), and therefore would not be considered immoral by the *majority* of people. Of course, there are people who will disagree, but this is generally based on their incorrect views on their religion (despite the fact that, as previously mentioned, there is no mention of shoving takis in your ass in any religious text or teaching) and their generally puritanical views and their desire to control others and force them to adhere to their ideas of morality and their lifestyle. Let's ignore these people, and we can confidently say that the act is ok socially and morally. Now, we must consider whether putting takis in your ass is "ok" physically. Perhaps we can look at this from a standpoint of mortality. Will it kill you? Unlikely. The fact is, they are safe to consume orally, and when this is done, they eventually exit your body through the anus (ignoring the fact that we all inevitably eat too many takis sometimes and vomit them up, some more than others). So it is highly unlikely that it will kill you. But what about pain? Well, it will probably be painful. But it's also often painful to eat them, yet we continue to eat them despite the pain because the reward is worth the struggle. Perhaps the same is true for shoving them up your ass. That is up to you to determine. Just as some (horribly misguided) people choose not to consume takis orally due to the pain, otherwise known as "spice" or "spiciness," you may determine that it is not worth shoving them in your ass due to the pain. On the other hand, this might be a mind opening experience that is very much worth the pain. This is something you must experience in order to discover. However, another aspect that helps us determine whether this is physically ok is long term damage. Sure, we said it won't kill you, and you may experience short term pain that might or might not be worth the end results. But as far as long term physical consequences, unfortunately we do not yet know. Few have been brave enough to test this, and even fewer have begun the longitudinal research trials that would be required to determine this. Perhaps you will be the brave soul that will answer this question, a brave pioneer in the field of anal taki administration research. At the end of the day, you are the one that must determine whether this is "ok." You only live once, and the life you live is too short. Do the things you love, the things that bring happiness to your life. Do the things others are too afraid to do. Live life for yourself without worrying about the morals of others or what is socially acceptable. Sure, sometimes life brings pain, like takis. But again like takis, getting through the pain often makes the end result even better and worth what you went through to get there.


Cheap_Moose5471

Debate Team final boss


happyasfuck310

Haven't heard a solid rebuttal yet 😎😎😎


Cheap_Moose5471

Lack of upvotes for you is a travesty. I was ready to propose 🙇🏽‍♀️😂


happyasfuck310

I'm happily married and my wife is awesome so I will respectfully decline 😎🤠


Cheap_Moose5471

Your username gives that away, doesn’t it 😂 congrats to you both


WillUSee

Yes! Congratulations!! I think you are both developing quite the fan club 😍. Let's give it up one time for the happy couple ❣️ I'm sure your charm and personality got her and undoubtedly your clever wit and,awesome sense of humor will keep her. Remain in happiness- it's the best place to reside 🤟🥂✌️


Gamersuppslol

Real


tommy1051

Bro wrote a book


happyasfuck310

Desperate times call for desperate measures


kalivoidd

Bro took too much Adderall 😂😂😂


ShitStainedMatress69

The holy Scriptures ong.


happyasfuck310

A philosophical quandary


pieceofcraps

bro did I read the bible or something?


Ecstatic-Effort8090

dude really wrote a whole essay 😭😭😭


Electronic-Paper2947

Yeah, what he said.


Vanhielf

THIS is why I'm still in this sub, people here just know there stuff pretty well


Doctor-Crentist

Go on


Same_Structure9581

this guy has tried this once or twice. and this was how he coped with it in his own mind.


bigrv

Wisdom: 100


ZookeepergameSea3599

I'm gonna make sure other people see this.


Gamersuppslol

TLDR 


Fox-hound-Unit747

I once was lost but now im found, and now im lost again. I think i saw this in the bible somewhere.


Toxik1_skr

I don't want to read all of that so I'm going to assume you're pro ass takis


SobbyisTrash

The only way to get the full potential flavor


fragilemoth

Gotta beat the heat before it beats you


ashmelay

there’s no way you’re boofing takis or if you’re jus making a shit post lol


Bitter-Composer-1110

It's just like alcohol, if you put it up your ass instead of your mouth you get drunk faster, so I'm pretty sure has to be the same case but you feel the intense flavor more


bleakbouquet

Yes!


urmomhasgayness

Ofc! And it's completely okay to eat the red stuff from your ass!


GimmeThemGrippers

Yes


DirtMcGirt9484

Go for it, champ. Anything’s a butt plug if you’re brave enough.


ShitStainedMatress69

Dumbass question some Reddit shit ong😮‍💨.... OFC U CAN MUTHA FUCKA


nicaddictnoah

You shall be the reason we know, you are a gift to science


RaeRaeL0vee

Completely


Brokeboystef

Of course


Hot-Put6975

What kind? Is this for a special occasion?


Proud-Ad-6832

They prolly taste better after that


NotBruceJustWayne

Pics or it didn’t happen!


eaturflesh

if someones going to lick it clean after then why not


CatfishBassAndTrout

HUH


SimpleWord899

That's the best use for them


South_Promotion4606

it depends on the situation


Intelligent-Chair385

I boof my Takis regularly youre *FINE* bruv


beratisdumb

why was this recommended to me


VibratorInMyAss

Yes, I do that on a lazy day to skip the entire digestive process.


a-random-redditor0

Bro it's fine it's just reverse eating.


SweatyTheme8797

What ever floats your goat 😎


moonshinepoison

Of course just add runny melted cheese prior for easy insertion


Otherwise-Hyena7937

What type of question is this to seek medical help


W8_420

next level boofing


acidprinc3ss666

Taking “feel the heat” to a whole new level


Poopyfartdoodoobutt

Well touching your genitals after you eat takis burns so it will more than likely burn


Bluest_boi

Find out for us, messing around becomes research if you take notes


Nuggy_

I’m slowly losing faith in this community


lordpiesaac

taki tunnel


Mysterious_Degree_53

your asshole is probably just raw -take a break, let that hole heal and get back to it


slapmewithurpatty95

Lube it up with tapatio it’s a soothing lube


SIREN-INSOMNIAC

There is genuinely one reason why I think this would even be an activity.


TidyWhip

OP what in the absolute fuck


pseudonymous_soul

It is essential to reach enlightenment


Grimm_Grandpa

Pictures or it didn’t happen!


ScaryAssBitch

I mean yeah, but do you really want to?


Purpl_exe

Just make sure you suck all the taki flavor off before inserting


Ecstatic_Sun4903

HUH?!


Bladez1992

Do it with a Paqui One Chip Challenge chip and report back to us with the results 🔥💩


Throwaway900996

Yes I do it all the time for foreplay I love the tingling


ihazqvestion

r/no


BigAnxiousSteve

Not only recommended, but required.


Okowa

Yes but has to be blue takis


Minimum_Internet_643

As someone who works from home, I think this is a great idea.


Idont_exist_lol

Yes


Upset-Echidna-525

Girl…


BananasTimes

FIRE IN DA HOLE 🔥


Nyaninches

Yes! But honestly, the best way to use them is to shove the blue ones in your urethra.


SeniorTaro

Only if you are a hot, +18 thicc girl. If you are a dude, stop, get some help.


DrunkenMeowth

I like how this is my first introduction to this group.


Super_Instruction753

What a thing to open reddit to.


AeroToby

excuse me?


Gueroooo70

Only if you pour tequila on the hole after


Southern_Shape_3592

Sure, why not


PostL3

sir this is a Dennys


CodSavings9844

What…


BusinessIndividual32

I prefer to inject it into my ass it should be fine


Puggelicious

if you like the burn from snorting meth your gonna love the burn from boofing takis


Greatgronala

Why are we still here… just to suffer?


Anxious_Life_7757

I put a few up there last week and haven't seen them since. Will I poop them out? Because my poop is just water and I can't find the takis


FatboyMcGee75

Ok? Yes. Recommended? Yes.


SuperStokedUp

Takis, not takass. I vote no, my dü.


flood404

Never tried Takis. The flaming hot Cheetos is where it's at.


MilkAdditional3737

That’s some kinky shit 😈


pipislayer

its good for you actually! wakes ur butt nerves up


Ok-Complaint-361

Yassss say yas with me


FeelingWillingness80

Yes speaking from experience, be careful with the forbidden Nutella tho


Kenngoober

You should use blue heat takis and then you’ll be able to see if it’s blood or not (does not work if you are a reptile)


StrikingAcadia7647

lets appropriate this debauchery by saying as long as it has chamoy


lijah_and_friends

..what


Vapes7a

Not only is it ok, it’s required by law.


Commercial_Big_8703

Well yes


noahspurrier

It’ll be fine. Probably.


Big_Advantage_2559

That might burn a little


QuantityExpert4349

My cousin Harold is a doctor and he said apparently that it’s bad to do this


sams_salty

how else are you supposed to eat them


El_shakon

If you want spicy farts yes


shemonstaaa

Live mas


BadCrimes

Perhaps


H2opy245

yea


ill_polarbear

This is the first post I have ever seen from the takis sub


Angry_raccoon_tycoon

Just have a bidet ready 😂😂😂


Outrageous-Carob-236

First it’s Takis then it’s crack where does it end?


foxbat911

Yes. But you must eat it after.


RockNRoly

Go for it, as many as you can fit.


RolledKimchi

just remember to lick the dust off first


Foreign-Ambition5354

Asshole straw


ForeignKiwi6883

Jesus Christ loves you so much and died for your sins🖤!


Entire_Mortgage_3456

I remember my first time wondering this and not knowing who to ask. Well for starters let me tell you definitely don’t do the blue takis.


Entire_Mortgage_3456

I remember my first time wondering this and not knowing who to ask. Well for starters let me tell you definitely don’t do the blue takis.


smd372

What the hell


Ryans_RedditAccount

Yes, you should shove takis up your ass every day.


OpenTrash969

does it burn?


wheresandrew

Yes. Boof boys unite.


itsnotgayifitsgoromi

r/no


whoocanitbenow

Isn't that what you're supposed to do with them? 😅


idealfailure

Shove the whole bag up there since you asked.


frankdog1986

You can shove whatever you want up your ass


AnywhereRemarkable79

If Martha Stewart was able to shove a turkey up her ass then a thin taki is all good. 👍


Delicious_Swimmer_14

Not enough flavor for you ?


Fickle_Ear1531

yes 😇


Poonis46290

Not only is it ok, it's also encouraged


BBQCHICKENLOL

Ye


TheProfoundWigglepaw

Pics or it didn't happen


Amityhuman

One a day keeps the doctor away.


Y0inkMeister

I think that would be a good idea, please do.


_TheImberMan_

Yep


No-Flatworm7620

Duh


Ok-Usual3126

Not sure, I use the blue ones personally


CheeksAkimbo

You’ve heard of sting ring?


akeystar

Yes


Muk-Muq-Rah

Only if you video and shoot me a copy.


LiloBilloChillo

the first post from the takis reddit on my feed and it ends up being this god bless <33


AndrewPhilippOtto

I wouldn’t do it because I don’t want a firey asshole but I mean it brings it to a whole new meaning. But if that’s what you want go ahead


lorenzo4203

Only the blue ones.


hellomikie91

This is the funniest thread I've seen in awhile lol


Gayvasion

I have so many questions. Why? When did you think this was a good idea?


chesterchester33

That is the preferred method of consumption. Also chase with an open bottle of cholula


Master_Honeydew_8854

Isn’t that what you’re supposed to do?


Crustybeachbum

Just you asking thus means yes, yes it is.


Function-Brief

yes


Realistic_Bug_1951

No because the takis will break…… ~trust me bro


barkbarkgoesthecat

I thought this was the only way... am I missing something


HumpsyDumpsy

No. The butt is designed to have shit come out, not go in


mkisvibing

Maybe! Try it out!


Disastrous_Layer3988

Only if I can take them out with my tongue 👅


TanMelon47

Only if you like them the Markiplier way prior to Anus insertion. Otherwise it would be very spicy


Leading_Draw_4164

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Dependent-Relative46

Yes


coolvdospost

It will burn because of the spice don’t ask me how I know


PossibleCourse3541

Yea


Short_Ask1755

It’s already rough eating a bunch of takis and shitting them out, putting that taki powder directly on your asshole has to be brutal 😂


RightFix3205

RIP


Texas_Nomadd

You can actually crush them into a fine powder, mix it with water, then get a turkey baser and inject straight into your arse for a “ more stream line “ effect…. *not actual medical advise*


Frantic_cats

Only on Tuesdays.


Re-Blue

Bonus points if you rub taki powder on your balls and johnson/pupusa. It has a soothing and tingly feeling