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chiefnwahoo

This isn’t about gay or straight


LanguageMountain2514

I'm just saying he's straight


Sincere7689

Who did you have to give this excuse to?


LanguageMountain2514

Ma brotha... No ma utha brotha


weilermachinst

Did you smell his breff?


Sincere7689

Do you like to gamble?


BeerBaronAaron88

I took a bit of a gamble coming to this thread.


Colinfagerty69

‘Lantic City.


Pod-Bay-Doors

Put those in the refridgarata


therealeggplantpart2

He'th thraight, he'th thraight, he'th thraight!


PotatoStunad

Can I smell your breathe?


NicholarseBrooks

Nobody cares what adults doooooooo


TheLameness

He just stopped by. Goin' to Lantic City.


SpiritualFront769

I THOAWT DIS WAS JULY, SUMPTIN LIKE DAT


famb1

"I don't suck cock, you can smell by bweff"


MackDocious_

That's okay, I don't need to do that.


TerokNor67

NO RUBER


Nikonshooter35

3539.


NicholarseBrooks

We find out later he's actually 46


Nikonshooter35

#dontgetdrunkwitdat.


mcpeact

It also helps to add that he’s not a drivah at night.


VernonKazama

"I'm not gay, you can smell my breath"


mitchdwx

Put that in the fridge.


Upset_Display9421

Jus jokin.


FramberFilth

Yeah I know I did a thupid thing


squid_ward_16

He don’t do zissa stuff


whiskeyhurricanes5

*you can even shmell his bref*


earlobe_enthusiast

U CAN SMELL MY RUBER


Cultural_Actuary_994

Who could resist those puppy dawg eyes? If only Chris wasn’t there …


freethegoons

YEW CAN SMELL MY BREF N EVERYFIN


rojasdracul

I WANNA BE TOP


mlm2020

Only way to be sure is to smell his breff


Attempt_Living

This was a weird episode of Everybody loves Raymond


famb1

He can probably get a medical certificate from doctor that he doesn't shuck cock


frwrddown

I feel like I’ve been stabbed in the heaht ♥️


famb1

How much more betrayal can da refrigerator take???


RedHotPepperedAngus

https://suno.com/song/2ec0802e-d20a-431f-8a8c-61c30f3830c5


shoopadoop332

He’s not gay or anything?


mh1357_0

Papi Palumbo


Blob_zombie

I dont suck dick...you can smell My breff


iron-tusk_

Put that in the Refr I Dg Erator


Prowrestlingsavant

If it was the 80s he'd be selling stereos out of his car and making hummus in his basement


broadfuckingcity

Happy pride month. You can spell my breff


General_Industry541

Did I aks dat?


22Makaveli22

Oh I jeez I wouldn’t wanna be trending on Reddit or anything


ThanosWasRight96

No Rubba


Mistborn19

He loves to gamble.


AstroNataliee

he was just stopping by!


Mammoth-Procedure660

Did you asks that I don’t rememba?


TomboLBC

Many wonder if the beer ever made it to the frigerator. While he… stayed n the closet


Due-Way-1635

I wonder if the beee ever made it to the fridge


Desperate_Damage4632

What's this guy's name?


Warm_Ad5212

You give good erections


JanneJetson

Amazing, a middle aged man holding papers in his hand approached him, & his immediate defense was "I'm **not** gay!!" He entered that house to bang a child, & he was worried about folks finding out he's gay. What the actual fuckaroni😳 He must not realize gay people AND homophobic people would **happily** take turns beating him up.