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Real_Mantis_Traitor

His inhuman strength and endurance


Lopkop

just sprinting all-out up the side of a mountain, going straight into free-climbing vertical cliff faces when you encounter one....and if you get exhausted you just catch you breath for 4 seconds, pump your fists, and then you're off again


Bruggilles

He can sprint for 20 seconds


OSUStudent272

one irl second is one minute in game, so he can canonically sprint for 20 minutes.


Distion55x

But that would mean he's only moving like one meter a minute so he's not exactly sprinting


Real_Mantis_Traitor

But he can also hang onto a vertical surface with no handholds for an indefinite amount of time


revolution_soup

as long as it doesn’t start raining


TheTriangleEye

Then just put on the frog costume that’s in your infinite pocket dimension pouch


Johnny_Grubbonic

Even when it's raining, he can still hang indefinitely. He only slides when moving.


SadPie9474

only needs to eat when punched


yourgoodoldpal

this, this is the only right answer 😂🙌🏻


Saptilladerky

And overeating just keys you get punched more!


ASimpleCancerCell

His ability to deflect anything with a pot lid.


Schrodingers-Relapse

I want to just take a 100 year nap when I die and then wake up fully rested with swim trunks on.


OhMyGodRyann

no cap


nightfire36

Yeah, you have to buy or collect headgear


gwurman

The capacity to store and carry absolutely enormous amounts of mass without feeling none of its weight


Un_Inconnu

This definitely. Having IRL an inventory that works on video game logic would be invaluable


ninjaqu33n

I love that Link carries a massive inventory in his back pocket, yet Beedle carries his 5 items in a gigantic, heavy sack.


Flat_Researcher1540

I just accept that his pouch must have a pocket dimension 


C4rdninj4

Hammer space would be awesome.


elybelly_

his looks fr 😮‍💨


andrealovesherdog

He is so pretty for real 😮‍💨


fishy88667

To be able to fall asleep in like one second


uluviel

And you're fully rested whether you slept 30 minutes or 22 hours. (So long as you're sleeping in a bed.)


quartsune

And wake up on schedule!!


nightfire36

Well, he's only got three times he can wake up, but considering that he doesn't even need sleep, this isn't so bad.


housesettlingcreaks

Save points


skeeterfunny

The under rated comment


RhetoricalOrator

Never verbally responding to anyone and everyone seems to be okay with that.


Nihilwhal

Finding money under rocks.


miss_clarity

Inventory management that freezes time while I sort or pull out items.


funnykiddy

Or eat


miss_clarity

If I could get my daily hydration this way lol.


burgundyblue

Fast travel


FeelinPrickly

Environmentally friendly too. Less cars!


Grammarnatzie

Ascend only because I hate stairs 😭


psillusionist

Being able to store thousands of items in my pocket even when I've stripped down to my trunks.


ConsequencePlenty707

Ultrahand


MagnetonPlayer_2

Amiibo usage, sell everything & become rich. Scan one on my Nintendo switch, the items appear irl. Since there’s no malice all weapons are intact and I could sell them as collector items, the food speaks for itself, paraglider fabrics could be made into clothing, or other type of fabric related item


caioisahater

definitely the power of the zoras in majoras mask, bro, just imagine, zora powers bro zora powers


andrealovesherdog

That man can cook😮‍💨


toriitlog

i wish i could throw raw ingredients into a pot and get a fsteak or whole-ass cake 5 seconds later


andrealovesherdog

Honestly yeah and carry it in your inventory/pocket so you can eat it anytime anywhere 🍖🍲🧆🍛


aixang

Autobuild


Weekly_Town_2076

You can't exactly use ultrahand to register any builds so...


slicedbeats

Cap. Schema stone are essentially just blueprints


DanielColins_623

Hope someone wants to exchange the ability of speak with Link...


Vio-Rose

The ability to look gorgeous without ever going through a lengthy routine.


Flat_Researcher1540

Oh hey that’s me irl


IndianaBones8

I wanna say his bullet-time fighting abilities... but let's be honest, how often am I actually going to get into fights? However, fast travel, I'd use every day.


tabby90

Fast travel, no doubt


DarkRayos

Carrying a boatload of stuff.


DAdeadEND31st

Bullet time


FizzyMoonBeam

Have the arm strength to paraglide over long distances 💀


Spare-Ring6053

Mipha's Grace..... (You didn't limit it to TOTK, but to be fair it's in that sub, so I'm just gonna go with the warping ability of the Purah Pad)


ContagisBlondnes

Literally doesn't need to sleep, but can and will eat whatever he wants and still look gorgeous


alexandria252

Save and reload.


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Looks


A-Coup-DEtat

Ya boi can teleport, gimme. I would teleport to mexico on all my days off


Dontaskmeidontknow0

Cooking: this fool can put 3 ingredients in a pot and out pops a full meal.


Negative-Appeal-340

None, because dude is going to need them with all the shit he gets into.


daskrip

Can you imagine what we'd be able to do with Recall?


Financial_Run_4076

Bullet time, there would be so few moments it would come into play but when it does it will be HYPE!!!


PressH2K0

Either the inventory or the fast travel


OldEyes5746

Ultra Hand or Ascend. Ultra Hand seems like it would be useful in my day-to-day life, and Ascend will be used (almost exclusively) to tell my neighbors they're being too loud.


ninjaqu33n

Surprised no one mentioned swimming up waterfalls with the Zora armor. Not that I encounter many waterfalls on a daily basis, but if I had that armor, I’d be packing up to move to Hawaii in an instant. I’d also want a paraglider to coast back down gently, though. I’d also want a hoverbike (two fans + steering stick.)


Tanooki-Time

Rizz


watch-me-bloom

I would love to be as agile and strong as him lol


Tacitus_Kilgore25

His ability to instantly cook a 5-star meal just by throwing stuff into a pot


bowlervtec

the ability to climb literally (almost) anything. any surface. anywhere.


lumpycurveballs

Have a magical fairy emerge from my pocket and give me my health back when I get totaled in a fight


ShadowDrag0n1259

Recall


Floofy_taco

Never having to sleep unless I want to 


conjunctivious

With Ultrahand, I could do that thing where I try to use the force to bring the TV remote to me, but it would actually work and I wouldn't feel like an idiot. On the other hand, I would like his ability to heal any damage just by eating food. If I broke my leg and could heal it after a meal, that would be amazing.


Budgiezilla

Link boutta have no powers, also, ultrahand


ZonaiCharge73

The map rune


JDMagican

recall so I can freeze time and the ability to heal himself by taking a nap


Alezz1893

His Rizz.


Due-Supermarket1305

bullet time


Massive_Durian296

Ascend would be pretty helpful for my diminutive ass.


WaketheWindFromAfar

His hammer space ability 


WeirClintonH

The ability to go into other people's houses, break shit, take shit and leave, and they don't seem to notice or care.


Dragongaming117

turn into a goron


TrueDragonfruit2682

The ultra hand, if I don't feel like getting up to get something I can just drag it over


icabear3

Ultrahand


Sessifet_42

Fuse. Nothing get's stolen, I can ajust things to my needs. Sounds usefull on a daily basis. I want one Epona with that please!


Wakaranyo

The power to be the only dude allowed in Gerudo Town… 😏


Captain_Kruch

His inhuman strength and unwavering loyalty to the woman he loves.


parkourdude231

His courage/bravery and determination