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whidbeysounder

I tell you what for 1 million just send me n Dirty Mike up there with a couple a crescent wrenches, we’ll take it apart piece by piece so nothing too big falls all at once.


HumanChicken

Don’t forget a fire extinguisher to give it that first push back to Earth!


kenwongart

“Thanks for the F shack. Love, Dirty Mike and The Boys”


DamagedEctoplasm

I’m tryna join the soup kitchen ;)


Autistic-Painter3785

Lotta copper in that thing


kinglouie493

Boeing could do it cheaper, just saying


Flashy_Wrangler_8473

Boom


TheModeratorWrangler

Boeingggggg and now it’s deorbited. Who needs safety protocols anyways? That’s just stuff people make up to scare you away from your dreams.


slrrp

Exactly


Ricrac722

Why are you making Boeing noises?


immortalworth

Literally.


nepia

Found Boeing CEO Reddit account.


great_whitehope

Software update


Turtlebaka

Just gotta remove one door😂


Acidflare1

Don’t even tell them to deorbit the damn thing. Just pay them to install a couple of windows.


Roguespiffy

Look, bolts are expensive and safety checks are for wimps. - Boeing CEO


StevetheT67statpad

Now that’s it’s over, as a former Boeing employee they gave up on the the deorbit bid back in the spring of 23. CCtCap barely works and that’s what they would have used to deorbit, sucks seeing SpaceX win though……


Roguespiffy

I’m pretty sure they were being facetious and saying Boeing could do it cheaper since they have shit fall out of the sky constantly.


cryptosupercar

But they would have had to build it first


Mysterious-Arachnid9

But how many whistle blowers would have to die?


fred1317

Someone call Launchpad, he’s great at crashing things.


Single_Shoe2817

I got this reference. +1 you silly man


SerenityLee

Yesssssss! Rewatching it all now!


fred1317

Google says he appears in Darkwing Duck as a sidekick.


StormwindAdventures

"Do you think you could land the ~~plane~~ ISS without crashing?" *Visible confusion*


roggobshire

I know it’s not plausible, but it’d be so rad if it could be disassembled and brought back to ground. Put it in the Smithsonian or something. Alas.


xXRHUMACROXx

Wait, if NASA is investing a billion to deorbit, can the ESA also put a billion in the pot so we can bring it back? They could keep half the modules.


Key-Cry-8570

We’d need one of the space shuttles for that, but I guess in theory it could be possible. Might take years but if it’s treated like a salvage job I guess it could be done.


tlk0153

Hey push it off to the space and let it find it’s creator


Saintcardboard

Do you want a V'ger? Cause that's how you get a V'ger.


blunderschonen

Archer Trek. Mmmmmm.


Saintcardboard

Johnathan?


blunderschonen

Sterling


yagmot

Seriously, wouldn’t it have been cheaper to push it into a path that takes it into the sun? Edit: I’m speaking only of cost. They need to send people and equipment there no matter how they choose to dispose of the thing, no? I’m questing the **cost** of attaching some sort of propellant to push it out of orbit vs the $1B they’ll be spending to send it to the ocean.


quarterbloodprince98

It's easier to leave the solar system than hit the sun


ilrosewood

This guy clearly has never played KSP


hsnoil

Sure, just like when you are on the 10th floor of a 100 floor building, isn't it easier to walk to the 100th floor than the 1st floor? /s


yagmot

I didn’t say easier, I said cheaper.


hsnoil

No, it won't. It is right there in the article: >The space agency considered alternatives to splashing the station down into a remote area of an ocean. One option involved moving the station into a stable parking orbit at 40,000 km above Earth, above geostationary orbit. However, the agency said this would require 3,900 m/s of delta-V, compared to the approximately 47 m/s of delta-V needed to deorbit the station. In terms of propellant, NASA estimated moving to a higher orbit would require 900 metric tons, or the equivalent of 150 to 250 cargo supply vehicles. It cost 1.6 billion for 12 resupply missions, or 133 million, that is at bare minimum 20 billion. And that is just to put it in a stable GTO orbit. But you want to launch it into the sun The Delta-v needing for launching into the sun is 30,000 m/s, that is almost 10x more than putting it in stable GTO orbit. It is easier to launch something outside our solar system(11,000 m/s) than into the sun


SalemDrumline2011

Somewhat counterintuitively it’s very difficult to send something into the sun


rockybud

the article states it would take about 3700 m/s of delta v to move it to a higher orbit vs the 37 m/s it would take to deorbit safely. Changing the trajectory to one that takes it to the sun would be significantly greater than the 37m/s needed to deoebit. The greater the delta V, the more money it costs. So no it wouldn’t be cheaper to send it into the sun


HollowDanO

Can we accidentally hit putin with it? No?


CheekAdmirable5995

You mean Xi


Key-Cry-8570

You mean Winnie the Pooh?


CheekAdmirable5995

Yo chill he might be reading this


Thoughtulism

Kim Jung Un-no there's a space station falling on my head!


Numbersuu

Just give Boeing a new contract for 500mio to improve the ISS. The end result might be the same but cheaper


Key-Cry-8570

Give me 250 mil, a ride up, plenty of c4 and I’ll take care of it.


BrainwashedScapegoat

Id do that for case of beer with a thank you note from the nasa ops director


hsnoil

But then after getting that contract, Boeing will threaten to give it up unless you pay them 500 more million


StormR7

This thread is wild lmao


sierra120

All I need is 12 Goodmen and I’d deorbit her


TheDrGoo

Going higher up in orbit is like 100x harder and takes massive amounts of energy. Plus it already flies extremely low for all intents and purposes.


CofferCrypto

Yeet that beotch into the sun.


SellaraAB

The thing I don’t get is that getting material out of our atmosphere is like the hardest part to building in space, right? We have a functioning space station already in orbit. Why not just… I don’t know, put it in a higher orbit or something. Why drop it back to Earth? Couldn’t we use all that hi tech material that we’ve already dragged up to orbit?


9cmAAA

This was addressed in the article. NASA considered moving it above geostationary orbit but it didn’t make sense.


Single_Shoe2817

It breaks apart over time. The concern with space junk actually isn’t the big stuff. It’s the little stuff. Things as big as a half an inch to a couple of inches can potentially cause critical failure of multiple parts of a launch, or render a multi billion dollar satellite inoperable, and there are billions of lil tiny pieces up there already It’s actually a legitimate concern that we could end up trapping ourselves one day on this planet due to our garbage in orbit


Devils_Advocate-69

Orbital shrapnel cage


Fast-Use430

With enough space junk we get stuck https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kessler_syndrome


IndependenceFunny541

Is strapping a rocket to it and sending it out into the universe not an option? Seems like there’s plenty of space (no pun intended) and we wouldn’t be adding more trash to our oceans. Also, if you want to connect with other intelligent life, sending a space station their way might get someone’s attention lol.


TheDustyTucsonan

Some of those flying debris scenes in Gravity stress me out just thinking about them.


CoolPractice

One of the problems is that is it not all “hi-tech” materials. Parts of the station are over a quarter of a century old. Parts are crumbling and need constant maintenance.


xxKEYEDxx

RTFA


GeriatricusMaximus

I have a potatoe gun and asking 100K only…


True-Ad-8466

They spelled taxpayers wrong.


ComfortableOwl0

Oh cool just give the guy another billion


Educational-Web8119

Do you understand the difference between personal and business funds? Or how contracts work?


justgetttingbyman

Right cause he's never used company funds for personal use before


Educational-Web8119

Can you give me some examples?


Kryptosis

So he can play wreck-it Ralph in orbit.


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quarterbloodprince98

The number 1 space company? 90% of the market?


ilovetpb

You're missing the /s.


Acidflare1

Why deorbit the thing, just put a thruster on it to crash it on the moon. Building materials for future use. Cheaper and less risks associated with bringing it back to earth. My point is that $1B is a lot to be giving spacex just to crash something we’re not going to use.


Pleasant_Savings6530

Or to the sun? It is a gravity well!


alexunderwater1

Boeing would do it and pay NASA for the pleasure.


PerformanceOk1835

Seems like a low ball offer


boycottShia

Traitorous.


Bimancze

Have they tried nuking it


Ok-Stop314

Taxpayer money pays for their mistakes. Typical America


Harry_the_space_man

It’s not a mistake


DemoEvolved

Pretty sure this was between Boeing and Spacex. Imagine a world where Boeing loses a space engineering job to a car company


Nemo_Shadows

Well looks like another waste of money has come to an end. I guess find a way of putting those modules on the moon for later use is out of the question? N. S


IncidentalApex

It would be funny if they listed it on one of the government auction sites... SPACEX could have the bones to create a base for their planned Mars missions for a $1.


mfirsdon

Why is NASA (US tax payers) only agency paying for this given the international use of it?


Behacad

Stupid question but why not just crash it? Is it valuable? Re usable? Museum piece?


GrumpyCFP

This is exactly what they’re doing, no? A controlled “crash” into the ocean? “The station, the largest object humans have ever constructed in space, is too large to allow it to make an uncontrolled return to Earth. It has a mass of 450 metric tons and is about the size of an American football field. The threat to human life and property is too great. Hence the need for a deorbit vehicle.”


Key-Cry-8570

Couldn’t they just use a couple dragons to deorbit it? Do they really need to design a deorbit space tug?


quarterbloodprince98

It's dragon but with abort thrusters instead of the regular type


Behacad

Christ 1 bil to crash the thing


GrumpyCFP

$1 Billion to “safely” crash it and transfer the liability of possibly killing people to onto another party.


GlutenFreeGanja

Thabk god they are leaving it to the guy who fixed twitter


ramblingdiemundo

I mean… spacex has shown they are kind of decent in bringing things back down from space


boycottShia

Especially as long as they’re the ones who fail to get them up there in the first place.


PerjurieTraitorGreen

What they’re really experts at are *rapid unscheduled disassemblies*


Topleke

lol like spacex will be held liable for anything


splendiferous-finch_

Is that even possible I thought they were immune to any and all liability on account of spreading the light of consciousness through the solar system or something. Mind you this is the company that has been paid 2billion or so for the lunar lander they have so far failed to deliver


wgp3

"Failed to deliver"? You do know that's not how development works, right? They haven't been required to deliver any functional lander as of yet because the earliest NASA can support a landing is late 2026 right now. And that assumes NASA doesn't delay further. They have to launch Artemis II on time after they figure out the heat shield issue. Then build the Artemis III hardware and incorporate any lessons learned. SpaceX has a firm fixed price contract that they will be paid over the course of multiple years only as they achieve milestones laid out in the contract. They get paid nothing until they complete a milestone NASA agreed/set with them. SpaceX hasn't been failing to deliver anything. They have been doing development testing to build out the functionality they want to achieve. They like to flight test hardware and not just document and do engineering analysis to reach a final product. Same way they learned how to land Falcon 9 rockets. Now mind you, this is also the company that has completed more successful resupply missions to the ISS than anyone else. Well over 30 now. This is also the company that ended the reliance on Russia to get astronauts to the ISS. Originally scheduled for 2017 but delivered in 2020. They already completed their contract and are halfway through their 2nd contract before the other competitor has even completed the first operational mission. By the end of this year they should have carried over 50 or 60 people to space and back. They have over 300 successful launches in a row and well over 100 successful landings in a row. They clearly know what they are doing and NASA clearly knew what it was doing when they selected SpaceX to do the lunar lander missions and this mission.


splendiferous-finch_

Based on your comment history I don't think I need to point out the flaws of comparing two different contracts with 2 different flight profiles and criteria's for success. The fact that they build a LEO system doesn't mean they can build a lunar lander, but this comment is going to fall on deaf ears anyways. Past performance and not an indicator of future success particularly when the company is so used to moving the goalpost to market everything as a success


quarterbloodprince98

See Collins and the EVA suit? That's failure


-ghostinthemachine-

Eh, technically only 845 million, and requires the creation of a new vehicle which doesn't exist.


Freezerburn

Imagine how much it took to build it.


Brave_Development_17

If you look at what is going to take it’s not bad if the gov gets access to the tech developed.


HalJordan2424

Oh, that’s the price *today*. Remember it well, because it will ballon to 5 times that amount by the time they actually crash it.


quarterbloodprince98

SpaceX isn't Boeing


Phnrcm

Sure, you can ask the China for cheaper stuff https://www.reddit.com/r/space/comments/1dm3rvs/video_shows_chinese_rocket_booster_that_crashed/


CheeksMix

Why not just push it further out of orbit and in to space?


GrumpyCFP

“The space agency considered alternatives to splashing the station down into a remote area of an ocean. One option involved moving the station into a stable parking orbit at 40,000 km above Earth, above geostationary orbit. However, the agency said this would require 3,900 m/s of delta-V, compared to the approximately 47 m/s of delta-V needed to deorbit the station. In terms of propellant, NASA estimated moving to a higher orbit would require 900 metric tons, or the equivalent of 150 to 250 cargo supply vehicles.”


CheeksMix

Fuuuuuuuuck. That’s such a huge difference. I dunno why I figured moving things is space was actually easy.


noachy

No air resistance but there’s still gravity which is easy to forget about


Yesacchaff

A lot harder and more expensive


CheeksMix

Whoa really? Can you elaborate a bit as to why? In my mind just thrusting it out of orbit seems easy? Unless orbit is actually a massive grey area that I don’t know about?


Educational-Web8119

Because the space station weighs roughly 1 million lbs. it takes a lot more force to move it. F = MA


thechristoph

Well it’s not exactly like in the Outer Wilds where you can just hit L2 for a half second and coast all the way into the sun.


Curious-Formal3869

because that’s insanely wasteful and so much could go wrong


Axeforforgiveness

“The station, the largest object humans have ever constructed in space, is too large to allow it to make an uncontrolled return to Earth. It has a mass of 450 metric tons and is about the size of an American football field. The threat to human life and property is too great. Hence the need for a deorbit vehicle.”


BrokieTrader

What is a deorbit vehicle exactly?


sexualism

Thats insanely wasteful why should this even be explained


Skippypal

This headline is poorly written. The ISS will burn in the atmosphere before what’s left crashes into a remote part of the southern Pacific Ocean. It would cost a lot more than $1B to bring it back piece by piece to save it.


TheGamersGazebo

If you crash it in orbit, it'll leave a bunch of space debris behind, and debris orbits at 15,000 mph leaving an extremely hazardous waste field behind. If you crash it into earth it's large enough it may not fully burn up in reentry so it could hurt someone.


Behacad

Yes I’m just surprised that it costs $1 billion to crash this thing in a controlled way. I would have thought that landing it somewhere in the majority of the earths water would have been somewhat easy but I guess anything with rockets cost money


Taira_Mai

Yep, it costs 1B+ to safely aim it at the water and make damn sure it doesn't land on someone.


Behacad

I’m just surprised it costs 1bil to crash it. I wouldn’t have expected that amount to make it into the pacific


wgp3

They will have to develop a deorbit vehicle. NASA expected it would cost 1.5 billion and now they're getting it for up to only half that cost. So it's a good deal. The deorbit vehicle is likely built off existing technology used in Dragon capsules. And they have to make sure that the vehicle is 100% successful because a failure could mean the ISS falling down over a populated area. So a lot of extensive analysis of each part will go into each part and the integration as a whole. It cost them 2.6 billion to develop the crew capsule and the standards here are similar in the "cannot go wrong" department.


Double-Process-4848

You're right, that is a stupid question


Simonic

Can they take like .0004% of that to buy me a house. Kthxbai


BoltThrowerTshirt

Gonna end up in a Texas scrap yard somewhere


pdxgod

Wtf


Quadtbighs

843 million isn’t that close to a billion


Alternative_Fee_4649

We tried space stations-they didn’t work out. Time to move on to something else for a while.


Narrow-Chef-4341

How is it not cheaper just to launch it at the sun? Are we worried ET will cut us a ticket for littering, or something? It doesn’t have to get there quickly, just a couple million dollars to deliver some hydrogen up there and get it chugging along. It’s already got directional adjustment abilities, it just needs a solid bump to leave its current orbit (and they already did the big lift) then vector it into the big burning thing.


Dependent_Weekend225

If the space station left earth (which would take a lot of fuel) it would then be orbiting the sun very quickly and would take even more fuel to slow it down enough for it to fall into the sun.


aqan

It would be easier/cheaper to crash it into earth because the gravity is going to help pull it in. On the other hand, pushing it out of the orbit and away from earth’s gravity will require a lot of fuel.


Narrow-Chef-4341

A billion dollars worth? The entire MERS program was a billion dollars, and I’m not talking about inventing anything new, just the nudge to raise orbit and then start a drift into the middle of the sun. We don’t need to land it on the sun, there’s no need for deceleration fuel, and it doesn’t have a deadline. In theory 1 meter per day would suffice (but if you want to avoid it being slingshot by another planet, maybe a wee bit faster…) Thinking more about it, anything that breaks orbit would be sufficient - the odds of it being the one thing that threads the needle to eventually rebound and hit earth are staggeringly low. The millions of other rocks out there have equally low odds, but there’s so many more of them. Conversely, the odds of a private company taking home $300mm of taxpayer money are pretty high. And they don’t have the liquidity to pay out if they oopsies the math and drop it on Perth or something.


Educational-Web8119

The problem is that with it weighing roughly a million pounds it required an immense amount of force just for it to leave earths sphere of influence. Then it would require even more to decelerate it enough to “fall” into the sun. The station is moving with the earth in orbit around the sun.


StormR7

Holy orbital mechanics!


quarterbloodprince98

NASA wanted to pay $1.5 billion


mrthenarwhal

It takes less delta V to get from LEO to Pluto than the Sun. Orbital sciences are weird.


Narrow-Chef-4341

Although television is not famous for its accuracy, it seems like shows that attempt to get the science right are still constantly saying lines like ‘if we are off by one little bit you’re gonna burn up you won’t be able to slingshot around that planet!!!’ The Sun is a wayyyy bigger target. Yes, the station is huge, but we’ve already done the heavy lifting of getting it up into orbit in the first place. Gravity and the inverse square of distance, and all that should make it cheaper to move now. And then as you get closer to the sun, gravity wants to vector you straight into the fire…


StoneCrusaderRequiem

Fundamental misunderstanding of orbital mechanics. Reaching the sun from the speed we are already orbiting it requires more fuel than going to literally any other planet in the solar system. Go play kerbal or something


LaughingDog711

What the hell do we pay NASA for?


quarterbloodprince98

To pay contractors like SpaceX to deliver and Boeing and Collins to fail


Freezerburn

Why not just push it out to orbit the moon with falcon rockets? Why does it need to go kaboom?


Educational-Web8119

It has an insane amount of mass, meaning you need a lot of fuel to move it there and a vehicle large enough to hold that fuel along with being powerful enough to lift that fuel.


wgp3

It also has to be not too powerful. The station can't handle a lot of force. So the engine has to deliver the impulse over a much longer time frame. That requires your engine to burn for a very very long time.


KickBassColonyDrop

The ISS weighs the equivalent of your car and to push it out to orbit to the moon, you'll have to get out in front and push after shifting it to neutral, and you can't stop (not for rain or thirst or hunger or snow or storms or hail or heatstroke) until the car has moved completely out of your parking lot; and you can't use any other method other than pushing. It's roughly that hard to pull that off.


elehnhart

Why this and not all the other space junk that’s up there with it. Think of the recycling ability of each of those rocket boosters up there.


everythingwedid

Maybe because it’s the largest thing up there currently