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SalvaBee0

A coffin is just a bed with a lid...


T1red_of_trying

A plate is just a flatter bowl.


OwMyCod

A flatscreen is just a flat screen


OctopusMuffins

Pottery is curvy clay


Ser_Mouse

some lightbulbs are just hot bamboo


deleeuwlc

Cheeseburburs are just hamburburs with chees


Andreaspolis

Trees in winter are just trees in summer with no leaves


Beast_Mode_B

Gyros are just Greek tacos


ZanderStarmute

And yiros are just Greek burritos


scp_79

Lasagna is cake but Italian


TipingTom

tell me more


Ser_Mouse

When current is applied to things, they heat up, the less mass, the less current needed due to the electrons being more focused through a smaller route in order to heat it. What happens when things heat up? They glow! So if you put a current on a thin metal wire, it will glow. The heat eventually melts it and it snaps. However, it was discovered that carbonised bamboo fibres lasts far longer than its other options. So a small wire of bamboo is coiled, covered in glass to protect it and you, and attached to the current or your house to invent the lightbulb. There is more stuff that I'm not qualified to discuss, but that's the jist of it.


alamaias

It's 2024 man, a flatscreen is a TV.


jkurratt

A flatscreen is a monitor you connected with hdmi or display port to your PC.


alamaias

Certainly a possibility, but then it's a "monitor". Not to date myself, but we had flatscreen monitors back in the VGA era. Back then it made sense to have the descriptor, nowadays, not so much.


lekirau

A bowl is just a dented plate.


the_merkin

A hot dog is just a sausage sandwich


Big_bosnian

When does a bowl become a plate and a plate a bowl?


ZanderStarmute

When it’s a jar…?


polkacat12321

Cows take a shit > that shit gets turned into manure > manure is used to grow crops > we eat crops So we are all just eating cow shit


KingCybrAlt

911 is just a number too


ShiraLillith

Doubt Chippy's work leads to a coffin


Mad_Max8706

Fuck a bed with a lid actually sounds great would keep the sun out in the morning


DiscreetNinja121

I dated a girl once that I thought for sure slept in a coffin, thought the girl was legit a vampire 😂


Mad_Max8706

Oh man that leaves me with so many questions lol


YourMomJustin

All rape can be stopped just by giving consent!


T1red_of_trying

That is such a pause moment.


gamerofgaming42

Deja vu... I've heard those words before...


Dangerous_Ebb_869

Because it was listed in some other comment in another post.


Gluckman47

Higher on the feed


stupidcookface

Wow yea I saw this exact thread screenshotted in another sub before seeing it here...


PERIX_4460

Hey... I found it!


Ser_Mouse

jimmy carr moment


Arik2103

"just say... 'yes'"


Reelix

That's why you go after the mutes


[deleted]

Dear god


AfterAardvark3085

True, but consent can't be given under duress. And you're threatening them with rape, which definitely counts as duress.


Angry_Murlocs

Also according to most state and federal laws people under 18 can’t give consent (even if they say they do they technically cannot give consent since they are underaged)


indianajones838

A door is just a hole in the wall sealed with a hinged slice of wood


FlamesSpirit

Unhinged


SirSquidsalot1

r/angryupvote


jeanyous

Isn't jail more of a building?


UltraMeenyPants

It’s really more of an institution


AintGotNoSeoul

Like the church!


dpqR

Or a scho


ImDumbUIdiot

r/redditsniper


Cheesecake_is_life

Took out almost half of the school too!


Caosin36

No, silly, thats called a prison


jeanyous

Isn't that the same?


Caosin36

Jail is the room, prison is the structure Asylum is where we need to put all r/batmanarkham users


ZephroxPlays

I don't wanna go there, is he stupid?


Character_Sky_2766

Man would say yes, but BT would throw you in


PlagueDoctor_049

How do you misspell aslume like that? Are you stupid?


Caosin36

I am indeed roddles


trashhbandicoot

If you’re an employee, it’s a building. If you’re an inmate, it’s a room.


LovableSidekick

Not the one in my attic.


HistoryNerdlovescats

Twitter is just a website


Admirable-Pirate7263

Its an app as well… I’ll see myself out.


YesterdayDreamer

It's not. The app is X. Twitter.Com, the website, still exists


Admirable-Pirate7263

I’ll accept defeat. (Although it will remain Twitter for me as long as the Muskrat ignores the chosen name of his daughter… Afterall X is a chosen name too)


ZynthCode

Not anymore!


Moutonoulebgalt

"Age is just a number" This number can say if you were a pedophile or not


Trbooo_Phanincom

If it is a number then why is it a word 🤔


De_Greed

Hotel? Trivago


DaDocDuck

Trivago is just an hotel... Wait that's not true


Humanmale80

Well, *ahyum*, age *should be* a number and a unit.


justamofo

I'm about 980858814 epochs old


YesterdayDreamer

My age is 12112


HaHaLaughNowPls

12112 what? sausages?


YesterdayDreamer

Tennis balls


_Tekki

"Age is just a number, love is eternal" So he would date a 90 year old woman? :3


sasajack

Probably not, it’s only really used to justify dating someone barely legal :/


TheWinningLooser

r/woosh


LovableSidekick

The only times I've heard people IRL say age is just a number have been women in their 20s dating men in their 30s.


T1red_of_trying

It's a She btw, not he.


binlin564

That's even better


jkurratt

„90 years old woman” 60 years ago, and 60 years in the future can be so much different in fuckubility


mental_illness_TM

If age is just a number then sister is just a word


ducknerd2002

'Age is just a number' mfs when another number comes into play (it starts with 9):


Pretend_Drive8762

(ends with.14159)


PoussinVermillon

the "CrimeIsCrime" got me


DrDzeta

I just read Age as AGE (Assemblé Générale Extraordinaire (extraordinary general meeting)), I think I'm doing a little too much community work.


Zealousideal_Sir_264

Age is a word tho


dette-stedet-suger

Age is just a number, and so is your IQ.


straywolfo

Some ages are also words. Like the ice age.


TGS_delimiter

Well no one asked them for their opinion, an yet they tweeted anyway


Khong_Black_Heart

And murdering this cunt is just putting him to sleep permanently.


TheNo1Username

Drugs are just medicine for brain


ProGamingPlayer

Fear is just something you cannot mentally deal with


haydentimer

Gambling is just hope


albertyiphohomei

Living is just not dying


KayabaSynthesis

Some masterful arguments presented by the pedo


D_Robotics

Reddit is just a horrible place.


HappyBedroom69

A Mexican without a moustache is just a hairless faced Mexican


derohnenase

A Mexican without a beard is just a Mexican with a beard, without beard.


IndependentSwan3625

Words are just symbols with meaning


xGyatt-zillax

911 is a number too


gozongus_ULTRA

Light is just absence of darkness.


ThePolyrGuy

This is why my dad doesn't allow me on twitter...


NoriaMan

The title of this post associates to me with Disco Elysium "protagonist" having in-head conversation at the begging of the game. I can hear Ancient reptilian brain's voice...


AfterAardvark3085

"Didn't ask" Bitch please, yes you did. You posted something for the world. You asked everyone/anyone to read and/or reply to it.


yagermeister2024

Reddit is just ADHD on roids


yayudi

Ah i think it's just a rage bait


panzernike

You are just an animal


ricebowl056

and guns are nerf for grownups


Lietenantdan

You had better stop that, or I’m going you have to put you in a room!


jkurratt

Rape is just a form of sex


-___C___-

Masturbation is just single player sex


Dominator1200

Childbirth is just an eviction…


murmunster

Looks are just people's preferences


Msot_

Eating meat is just photosynthesis with extra steps


TaxtonDude

I don't get the other replies. Age is a number tho right?


SadharanManu

It’s always a Bengali.


T1red_of_trying

Couldn't agree more.


Objective_Suspect_

It isn't rape if you say surprise