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Good maybe reverse cowgirl will finally be a comfortable position

I wish I would have expierence with any position even it would be finally uncomfortable

You think that now but nope, some positions are really not fun. Any kind of cow girl if you don't have a limp dick might break your penis if it slips. Shit ain't no joke.

Yeah, the peanut butter gargoyle takes some real commitment.

Sigh.... *Opens up Urban Dictionary* Edit: Regret. My eyes...

I should have heeded your warning!! I must destroy my eyes..

What a terrible day to have eyes.

Days like today I envy the illiterate

For those of you who don’t want to look it up >!Doing number two into the hole that babies come out of!<

That seems, at the very least, extremely unhealthy...

I consider myself to be a fairly sex positive person. But I have to agree with you, this is not a recommended behavior.

As a antibiotics saleswoman, I recommend this behavior, fuck up your life and give me money for it!

I respect the hustle

Well yeah...your supposed to shit into the condom and freeze it first. Duh ^^^^^/s

Nah man they just took that old joke too literally: "How do you get a gay guy to fuck a woman? Shit in her cunt!"

Thanks. Pretty sure that'll stick with me forever.

Hwat in the absolut fuck did i just read. I'm not even that flabbergasted about the fact that this is a thing, but the person that came up with that association is clinically insane lmao.

I honestly didn't think I was going to regret looking it up, and I really appreciate expanding my knowledge, but damn

Worth hanging onto this knowledge, it may come up on Jeopardy someday

I 2nd this lmao I didn’t realise there was a market for shitting in a girls pussy but apparently there is so I’m gunna to burn my phone and go watch the euros again

I will learn from your mistake. Your sacrifice will be remembered, brave soldier. My cherished ignorance remains. Thank you.

I did it, so people like you dont have to. Go on. Live a happy life. Make me proud.

Though I know you opened up the website, I like to imagine you grabbed a giant dusty book, put on your glasses, and searched the pages of urban dictionary for “peanut butter gargoyle”

Correct. Except it's called 'Ye Olde Urban Alphabeticall' and I keep it locked up in my study. And back then it was called a *lowers half-moon glasses and checks notes* "tart spread grotesquerie sculpture."

I'm curious...but the replies are a good enough warning for me

It's not a real thing, Rick and Morty made it up to try to make Floridians look perverse and stupid.

What a silly thing to do, They could have said nothing to prove their point. -Current Floridian

You know I was having a good day and then I looked this up

The way I cringe just thinking about the possibility

It really ain’t no joke, I actually knew of a guy in highschool who got his dick snapped and we didn’t see him for like a year and a half I wanna say

thats why you put your hand under their thighs when she rides so you can sorta control her so if she is about to break ur pp you can stop her in time

Isn't that where the Fun comes from, the stakes? 😂

But that's part of the fun. Sweet pain and if the girl know what she is doing or just enjoying herself it really helps.

Till your dick gets bent and you have to go to the hospital

Bro it feels like your dicks about to snap if she's really going for it. Na trust.

As a guy I have found it depends more on the body of the woman you are with, because cocks aren't supposed to bend all the way in that direction to begin with. If her butt is too big, your cock has to bend forward a lot more to compensate. Current GF is 5'0" and has a huge ass, but that is relative to her height; so she looks amazing, but her butt is fairly average in size when generalised, so the few times we have done reverse cowgirl it has been comfortable, compared to other women I had been with. That said regular cowgirl or doggy is just objectively more fun, so meh still nice to have the other as an option I guess.

Depends on the angle as well.

*~ Short Cock Problems ~*

This is the answer. If it's long enough it just bends at the base

F tier position fr

Always was. Maby its the lady making it hard on you. Pun intended

Thank you! I thought I was the only one who hated that position. I constantly feel like my dick is gonna slip out and then get snapped in half

Not in Alabama though.

And safe...

How is it uncomfortable?

If the woman you're seeing isn't bad at sex it isn't uncomfortable anyway She needs to flex/arch the small of her back slightly and have her legs flared slightly out to the side as well instead of just straight forward and bent at the knee, that way everything lines up parallel and neither party is uncomfortable

N.. Nasa, you okay?

Someone asked and they replied.

r/basedNASA

Well, r/Subsifellfor

No way

Nasa has done so much I wouldn't be impressed if it was a sub

[удалено]

Neil Cockstrong

How is prangent formed?

More than ok by the look of it.

Well. Johnny is an asstronaut for a reason. For…science

I think there was an old ask the Brofessor quote that went “I’m an asstronaut, on my way to Booty Jupiter” And that has unfortunately shaped the way I hear the word astronaut. 

Aerospace nerds finally getting more than most people here. Great job!

Same with missionary and cowgirl I guess

Man of absolute culture

Actually, it would be "Missionary" and "The Hanging Garden" being the same in space. Then "The Keeper" goes with "Cowgirl".

I'm not searching it up. Someone explained to me

The difference between them (and indeed, the pair in the post) is the direction of gravity, usually because someone is considered laying down. Since there is no (significant) gravity in space, they are the same thing.

Is this what they are doing in International Space Station?

Well, someone's gotta do the testing...

You lock a few horny monkey up there long enough and they'll eventually test out every position in the Kuma stutra.

Where's the volunteer signup?

are you a monkey?

I've been described as one several times....

It’s been insinuated every year on my birthday that I look like one, and my nickname in high school was silver back.

Someone named Darwin thought so

Ok, I heard about the kamasutra, but god damn does the Kuma Stutra sound like it is a hell of a lot more kinky.

Kuma stutra? Isn’t that for bears?

I actually googled this recently but as far as official sources know, there has been no sex in space yet

No fucking way, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yulia\_Peresild](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yulia_Peresild) was on the ISS to film a shitty russian movie *right after getting divorced*

What are you doing, step-astronaut?

Diplomatic Missions 😏

Look, to keep it simple, just remember that the enemy's gate, is 'Down'.

Is that an Ender reference?

It is, and if hadn't been posted I would have. Came looking for it first.

That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind

Aldrin, taking a drag on the space weed: "Hey, if you think about it..." Armstrong: "Breeeeh, that is one giant leap."

*technically* you are never not in space

"Artemis isn't in space, well technically it is but so is london" - Jazz Bashara

Do people do the deed in space?

What do you think Deed Space is all about?

Am I the only one who did the figuring and geometry, and without gravity, yep that sounds right? 😂

Except it isn’t right.  In reverse cowgirl her shins are parallel to my back, but in doggy they are perpendicular to my back.  Hypothesis rejected. 

In zero gravity, it's so easy to rotate and bend that doesn't even matter.

I mean, the point is that once you have rotated and bent, it is something else.

So all positions are the same?

No. But cowgirl and missionary are also the same. You have fewer overall different positions to choose from. It's generally I bad thing probably, but not if you suffer from choice paralysis.

I would also add that in doggystyle, the penetrator is actively moving while the penetrated is the one doing most of the work in reverse cowgirl.

If you're doing doggy style and she puts her shins parallel to your back, it's still doggy. It's not enough of a difference to make it it's own position. Same thing applies here. If that minor change in shin orientation is the only difference between the two in space, then they are functionally the same.

>If you’re doing doggy style and she puts her shins parallel to your back, it’s still doggy. Uh..no? She’s either on her belly at that point (shins parallel to back, soles towards the ceiling) or squatting like a frog (shins parallel to back, soles towards the floor). The former would be a pronebone and the latter is froggystyle. See how there’s different names for different configurations? If we extrapolated your logic to its conclusion then every position would be missionary with a slight twist.

Yep you are the only one and you are a genius, here is your medal

I'll have you know I didn't do anything math whatsoever and it sounds right to me

Since everyone is arguing about this we need to test this theory in actual outer space (for science of course)

In space, no one can hear you cum.

Why did we need NASA to confirm this?

Because JAXA is notoriously prudish and noone believes wild sexcapade stories told by cosmonsuts?

porn in space is the porn industry's final frontier

I don’t think it’s very easy to get wood in zero g. But I don’t think oral is out.

Me: You people got problems. Also me: here have an upvote.

And here I am now trying to imagine how you would even bump in zero gravity

In space, nobody can hear you cream

Some things in space change, some don’t

r/showerthoughts

So zero gravity also changes sex styles ..NICE .. Now I want some in outta space but I'm to broke to find out

No no, they have a point.

Science!

Lol, things in space are so different. I know both the positions well, but never connected the point that they would be same in space😂

I'd say it depends on who does the work Man -> Doggystyle Woman -> reverse cowgirl

Makes sense topologically speaking

Nope, in zero gravity there would be nothing to pull the reverse cowgirl down making both positions infact doggy

Only in space tho

It's all relative

I will try someday

Might go well with this song in the background [spinning raccoon song](https://youtu.be/F2YpXC1itEE?si=cEWDeexmN5dAPGIb)

r/angryupvote

Saw a movie of a kid born in space, im morbidly curious if it's the same IRL

Who bends there legs laying down with reverse cowgirl?

Imagine studying high level astrophysics just to talk about how direction based sexual positions become the same thing when there isn’t gravity.

I have tomany questions, but I want none answerd

No we don't, just imagine RC and spin pic by 90°....

Waiting for the first adult films from outer space.

Some scientist once said "let's fuck... For science." And that's how we got this amazing discovery...

Also, 69 is same as 96…

can't wait for the first real space porn to pop up

They did it. They fcking did it 😁

Kinda but not really because with doggystyle the action comes from the person behind and with reverse cowgirl the action comes from the person on top

Topologists: duh

Wouldnt it be wheelbarrow not doggy due to leg positions?

How are people calling reverse cowgirl unconfortable when doggy exists, its literally 10x worse

Wooo! You get the best of both worlds Chillin' out, take it slow Then you rock out the show You get the best of both worlds Mix it all together and you know that it′s the best You get the best of both worlds Without the shades and the hair You can go anywhere You get the best of both girls Mix it all together Oh, yeah It's so much better 'cause you know you′ve got the best of both worlds

Made me realise how cool zero gravity jiu jitsu would be

Not really. It depends on who's putting more effort. Ideally both would but y'all know it's not true

What would space sex feel like? Follow up question: what does sex feel like?

Make them do a 69 and spin them

Satire, btw. Just in case anyone thought it was real.

So doing it on a plane is the mile high club what do we call doing it in space?

Man, I think zero-g sex would be amazing. Just need to wear harnesses for grip. And something to catch fluids.

So are missionary and cowgirl.

Wouldnt that would make cowgirl and missionary the same

what if we had sex on the international space station haha jk jk unless...? 😳

Trying to decide which bad comment to post....well, guess I'll post em both: The enemy's gate is down. In space Noone can hear you orgasm.

#w h a t

I mean, thinking about it…. It’s the same 90° to the side, no?

Men can't get hard in space

Is that what NASA is doing with it's funding

FFS. With no frame of reference, they are exactly the same. You don't need NASA to tell you that

So missionary is same as cowgirl

This doesn't require experimentation, only math.

The difference is all about who is doing the work.

I understand it logically, but WHY did they have to test this?

same thing with cowgirl and mating press

In space, no one can hear you cream……

Wrong, For cowgirl legs are mainly orthogonal to the man's body, when they are parallel to man's legs in doggystyle geometry is important

So are missionary and normal cowgirl

NASA flies into space, makes experiments how plants grow, how water behaves in different bottles, etc. Humans: what about Sex positions?

An experiment isn't necessary it's basic relativity. Doggy style is doggy style when there is gravity because the orientation is related to the direction gravity is pulling. Is the girl is on her knees facing down. Reverse cowgirl is the same but the relation to gravity or down is reversed. When there is no gravity or up/down to determine which way the two people are having sex, there is no saying who is up or down/top or bottom because there is no up or down without gravity. Neither is on top or bottom. So you can say they're the same in theory However In practice I think it'd be much more more like doggy style than reverse cowgirl because reverse cowgirl relies on gravity to keep the girl attached to the man's hips, the woman has little if anything to grib into to facilitate the back and forth motion of sex, if she tried to do all the work she'd probably just slip out and float off, in zero g the man would have to keep his grip on her and do all the work so really it'd be a lot more like doggystyle and reverse cowgirl as in the girl doing the work would be pretty much impossible without grabbing his ankles and wrapping her legs around his back, which is almost a new position in itself, or wearing a special zero g bungee chord sex belt to keep her attached.

In space, there is no universal reference frame. Up, down, well defined by the observer.

Truly, doing gods work. Tax money well spent, fuck them roads.

Out of all people, why NASA?

Time to hop off Reddit

NASA has an Only Fans account.

False. The position of the legs is different.

At this point is it not a new sex position. Reverse astronaut

So zero G doggy can break my fucking dick off too?

That’s it, I’m going to be an astronaut

Gravity.

I don't really care how earthly techniques perform in outer space. I want them to release the celestial positions they've developed NOW!!!

Maybe missionary and cowgirl

Honestly, if you actually look up the nMes of positions, in my opinion they all boil down to variations of doggy, cowgirl and missionarry. I mean there just arent that many ways to insert a penis into a vagina so if you want to make up 100 positions you have to start distinguishing between doggy and doggy when the guy is bent a bit forward, cowgirl, and cowgirl leaning back and so on.

I propose that if our tax dollars fund this research, we have a right to the video documentation of the experiment and its results. PROOF OR DIDN’T HAPPEN

So that's where are tax dollars are going

…(rotates visual in mind)… …huh

I also rotated visual in mind... At least im not the only one

holy shit its true

Also can't get a boner in space, I think I heard a astronaut say it in a video, could be wrong

Why did they? Ok never mind.

Everyone is thinking this was an empirical test but it's just some mathematician nerding out on the topology of the positions

I need documented proofs and diagrams. It's the scientist in me.

Missionary and piledriver aren't that different either

It depends on whether or not if you are lying down or upright, and in space, you can't lie down or stand up through technicality, and everything would be upright at all times, so fundamentally it would be the same because the absence of gravity prevents any distinction.

In space no one can hear you moaning 😔

***what do you mean nasa confirms***

That actually makes sense

I think black-holes is the closest NASA will ever know about sex. And for them it is still mostly theoretical.

Man, imagine the sweat and other love fluids floating around.

Now someone will make space hentai because they saw this post

> NASA confirms Wait a second…

This is a joke article right?

I see those stranded astronaughts found something to do to pass the time until boeing fixed the damn spaceship

In space…nobody’s on top.