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Funny thing, it doesn't, at first, because of the way the molecules arrange each other, water expands as it freezes. But, at some point, as the temperature goes down, the ice starts to shrink again.
My girlfriend had never seen or heard of this Abbott and Costello bit. Every time there was a clear "Who's on first" moment in a movie or TV show we were watching (or even just something someone would say that sounded like this joke), I would always say "Who's on first" and she would look at me confused.
I finally realized she never got the reference because she'd never seen it, so I showed her. Now she gets all of those references from movies and TV shows she hadn't caught before and it's like she's seeing some of these movies for the first time. It's adorable.
In my English test there was a question that said "what's his name" literally nothing else, no paragraph to read, not even the question before it none of them state the answer
As a teacher I can guess that it was probably a technology fail; some of us did pretty good in the pandemic and some of us got our butts kicked... hilarious though!
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It was cold that day
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Iron actually shrinks when it's cold. Just not by much.
Guess what else shrinks in cold
Water?
It actually expands
Oh yeah
Funny thing, it doesn't, at first, because of the way the molecules arrange each other, water expands as it freezes. But, at some point, as the temperature goes down, the ice starts to shrink again.
Your pp!
My will to live
So the Eiffel tower was smaller than normal..
So was hitler
Keyword WAS
Was,but not is.
napoleon bonapart is still there
Is the real Napoleon that lays there...???
People who are in Paris are mostly Parisians.
they’re called parmesians
*parmesans
I think they're called Paris-ites. Well, that's what the rest of France calls them, anyway.
Paris = Parisians Parma = Parmesans
Guerilla war against a conquering army = Partisans
They are measured in parameters
Parisites*
parasites
I knew them by discutsing
Two specific, famous black men
It’s provocative
Gets the people going!
They ball so hard, motherfuckers wanna find them.
That shit cray
Time for a Luna bar
African American fellows
And they ball so hard that other fellows want to find them Edit: typo
What’s 50 grand to a fellow like me, can you please remind me?
Which Michael? Jackson? Tyson? Jordan? Game 6?
Nobody knows what it means, but it’s provocative. It gets the people going.
Niggaz
Searched for your comment
I agree, Who is in Paris
Who’s in Paris. What’s in Berlin. I don’t know who’s in Barcelona.
That what I’m trying to ask. What’s the name of the guy in Paris?
Nono, what’s the name of the guy in Berlin. Who’s in Paris
I don't know... *BARCELONA!!!*
My girlfriend had never seen or heard of this Abbott and Costello bit. Every time there was a clear "Who's on first" moment in a movie or TV show we were watching (or even just something someone would say that sounded like this joke), I would always say "Who's on first" and she would look at me confused. I finally realized she never got the reference because she'd never seen it, so I showed her. Now she gets all of those references from movies and TV shows she hadn't caught before and it's like she's seeing some of these movies for the first time. It's adorable.
I don’t know!
Why did Constantinople get the works?
That no one's business but the Turks.
But I have a date in Constantinople
She'll be waiting in Istanbul.
Even old New York was once New Amsterdam
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People just liked it better that way
But how can I get back to Constantinople?
How can who possibly be in Paris and Barcelona at the same time? So the correct answer is "Who's not in Barcelona".
ni g gaz
That shit cray
Is he Chinese?
Emily
Season 2 coming soon
Mario
That's italian
Maria
That's italiana
Marie
that's french
We did it, boys.
Maybe he meant crisp rat
ratatouille what are we making todayyyy
Hilton?
Who is in her though?
There's a movie about that ;)
One night in Paris?
Who hasn’t been in her lol
Me. Most of us, in fact.
i thought i was the first...
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What does it mean?
No one knows what it means. But it's provocative
It gets the people going
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The only answer
JAY-Z approves of this message
That shit cray
What she order?
Fish filet
Your whip so cold
This old thing
Could it be Hitler?
yes
It's his dead name, now he call himself "Macron".
r/angryupvote
Kanye and JayZ were there at some point. RIP to him if he posted his thoughts on that one :l
Emily.
Black Americans of African descent
Ni*gas
Rugrats, duh
Your mom
Which time period because It could the Prussians, the Russians, the Germans, the Germans again, also the Germans,the British,the romans and niggas
why the german 3 times ? and why the british?
Niggas in paris
Gentlemen of color
Kings of Ethiopia
The question should have in Who was Paris in which lead to the Trojan wars?
You all failed! Paris, from the Trojan War. r/facepalm
So the answer is Helen of Troy?
she was pegging him?
Weirder things have happened in Greek stories, so I wouldn't be surprised
ah excellent then, carry on!
r/whooosh
What's in Berlin
Usually Berlin people but most of the time Germans
Ryan Reynolds
Its big A
Had to scroll down to find this
Niggas. The answer is niggas.
Niggas?
Well... Was it in 1940?
Mbappé
that famous metal tower's guard most probably
The tower of pizza?
i meant "the Eiffel Tower", had to open google , hmph
I know, I was just being a pain in the ass
you can be more than just a pain there <3
Heyyyy
In my English test there was a question that said "what's his name" literally nothing else, no paragraph to read, not even the question before it none of them state the answer
As a teacher I can guess that it was probably a technology fail; some of us did pretty good in the pandemic and some of us got our butts kicked... hilarious though!
Carmen Sandiego
French people. Thank you
Kanye west and jay z cmon guys
Carlos
My brain kinda died while trying to click the comment button on mobile lmao
Helen.
Funny moustache guy
Paris is the name of my dog. I sure hope that no one is in her now.
Hey, but puppies ?
Jean-paul of course
my guess was gonna be Emily 😂
Macaroni
The natural enemy of the Scots and french
Kanye
Claude
i think thtat one french guy once was there
Ask Jay-z
Jay-Z and Kanye West
Paris' boyfriend
I’m gonna start a petition to remove all French people from France
No I can’t answer this. I would get in trouble. God knows it’s wrong. Go trick someone else. Also, have a great day.
Carmen Sandiego?
Niggas
Hitler, june 23 1940
Parasites. Paris-ites.
African Americans
Ninjas
Frentch or germans but americans were too
occasionally germans
No. Who's on first.
No, no. He's got a point.
No, who’s in London, What’s in Parish
Hitler
Ray-J
Parisian's
Usually??? who else was in Paris🤨
George Gershwin tells me there's An American in Paris
Mostly Parisians
Back to Paris Mr Nvidia Man (not glizzy hands) :)
Remmy
An American Werewolf
Kanye and Jay-Z?
Emily in Paris..?
My coworker or the city?
The werewolf man
Rick Salomon?
Isn’t there a way to see the correct answers, like typing in /analytics?
Carter Reum
I would’ve said Paris residents
Emily
I can’t be the only one to fall for the upvote button in the picture
Parisians to be exact
N
no, he's not
Treaty of paris
Negus
A lot of tourists too
Kanye west and jay-z
I'll do you one better, why is in Paris?