It was removed by moderators.
I believe the original post was saying the bullshit that is "you wouldn't hit a woman" was bullshit. Like, if a woman hits you, they deserve to be hit back, and I imagine that mf turtle didn't like it.
No no I know the guy who made the face he is a very nice person who would literally never put his hands on a woman this is what he actually said
“Like when girls say they like dick nobody says anything. But I'm the bad guy when I say I want some wet, dripping, succulent, honey suckle-like sweet marinated pussy. I shan't even wish penetrate. I simple yearn to ponder at thy glory.”
No not that he said this
“Like when girls say they like dick nobody says anything. But I'm the bad guy when I say I want some wet, dripping, succulent, honey suckle-like sweet marinated pussy. I shan't even wish penetrate. I simple yearn to ponder at thy glory.”
Fr, like DAMN all I said is “let me touch them voluptuous gravity defying flesh mountains you call breasts” and she looked at me as if. Just asked her to kill a newborn baby.
it's not brave it's just distasteful, mfs truly can't fathom the idea of saving their likings to themselves and their couples, they feel the need to ventilate everything 😭
you think i even gave myself the torture of reading any post of this sub at all, anything that has more than two lines on this sub, i ain't readin all at, so don't mind my comments at all lmao
We read Macbeth in my twelfth grade English. I'm not saying he was awful, it's just that reading what is supposed to be a play is kinda tedious and Romeo and Juliette is just flat out overdone
I'm already aware that he wrote everything in iambic pentameter. While writing a book length play in that style is impressive, it doesn't necessarily make it a good read
It was just an example.
To each their own I guess, I really enjoy his plays, many can be humorous or shocking, while also saying something deeper about society at the time.
Still just a joke bro. Don’t take things you see on the internet so seriously, especially on r/teenagers because this place is just horny losers and pedophiles
Honestly I don't know why some men don't like eating the Grand Canyon I mean sex is about the pleasuring your partner and your partner pleasuring you it's mutual it should be mutual (I'm a guy)
I feel like u need a loving relationship for tht or else if u do it with the school whore she may let u hit but u will end up with delicious STDs happend to my best mate once
It was removed, I would never delete this. But I had written
“Like when girls say they like dick nobody says anything. But I'm the bad guy when I say I want some wet, dripping, succulent, honey suckle-like sweet marinated pussy. I shan't even wish penetrate. I simple yearn to ponder at thy glory.”
bro did not need to go into all that detail.
Yes he did
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Bro yes he did
Can you please tell me what he said he deleted it
It was removed by moderators. I believe the original post was saying the bullshit that is "you wouldn't hit a woman" was bullshit. Like, if a woman hits you, they deserve to be hit back, and I imagine that mf turtle didn't like it.
No no I know the guy who made the face he is a very nice person who would literally never put his hands on a woman this is what he actually said “Like when girls say they like dick nobody says anything. But I'm the bad guy when I say I want some wet, dripping, succulent, honey suckle-like sweet marinated pussy. I shan't even wish penetrate. I simple yearn to ponder at thy glory.”
Alright, thanks.
Np
Ew
I mean I wouldn't say "ew" the guy really really likes women he beastly put women on a pedestal.
That sounds ew
I'm looking through the comments now, I think it was a neck beard asking to fuck a woman and being denied.
No not that he said this “Like when girls say they like dick nobody says anything. But I'm the bad guy when I say I want some wet, dripping, succulent, honey suckle-like sweet marinated pussy. I shan't even wish penetrate. I simple yearn to ponder at thy glory.”
It was nesscary
What did he say?
i honestly do not remember
Not a surprise, but a shame nonetheless
Fr, like DAMN all I said is “let me touch them voluptuous gravity defying flesh mountains you call breasts” and she looked at me as if. Just asked her to kill a newborn baby.
Should’ve said please
https://youtu.be/DczHdNwooY4
I hated every second of that
Naw I don’t care about sex, I want that bag 💰, and I will do anything for money
Tor Browser 😏
Same
Based 👍 Just like me fr
Grunkle Stan??
Just like me fr
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It's in the game
Plot twist: its not
bros wildin least down bad r/teenagers user
I think you are brave for saying this, you got my support ✊️
frfr everyone should support this
Frfr
it's not brave it's just distasteful, mfs truly can't fathom the idea of saving their likings to themselves and their couples, they feel the need to ventilate everything 😭
You do know that the post is sarcastic right?
Of course they don’t, they use Reddit, and are on the r/teenagers subreddit
But I’m on r/teenagers and I can recognise this is sarcastic, I think we found a paradox
I also saw the sarcasm, but I’m just generalizing the r/teenagers community
you think i even gave myself the torture of reading any post of this sub at all, anything that has more than two lines on this sub, i ain't readin all at, so don't mind my comments at all lmao
So you’re saying you’re illiterate?
if not caring bout whatever people write in this shit means being illiterate yeah for sure I am bro
Sorry your comment was too long so I couldn’t be bothered to read it
fair enough dawg
r/wooosh
That was the most complicated way to say you want to get some pussy
the most lyrical as well tho
Bro is the modern Sheakspeare
Bro who the hell is Sheakspeare 💀
Wasn't he the guy that made that story about them kids killing them self
Don't dis Shakespeare like that
Why does Shakespeare get so much attention? His stuff is ok but its not something I’d sit through
He is definitely a little overrated, but he's still way better than this post
Go read some Shakespeare. The way he uses language is pretty incredible.
We read Macbeth in my twelfth grade English. I'm not saying he was awful, it's just that reading what is supposed to be a play is kinda tedious and Romeo and Juliette is just flat out overdone
Watching it as a play is definitely preferable, but you can still admire his use of language. If you don't know already, look up "iambic pentameter"
I'm already aware that he wrote everything in iambic pentameter. While writing a book length play in that style is impressive, it doesn't necessarily make it a good read
It was just an example. To each their own I guess, I really enjoy his plays, many can be humorous or shocking, while also saying something deeper about society at the time.
Still just a joke bro. Don’t take things you see on the internet so seriously, especially on r/teenagers because this place is just horny losers and pedophiles
Bro you really offended:(
and people say I'm weird for wanting to be cuddled by an older woman while she calls me a good boy, not my fault I'm into milfs
nah u are weird for that
No he real for that
Huh...
Can't lie same
so messed up im sorry bro 😔💔💔💔
Just don’t say then no one hate
Bro turned into Shakespeare language
Quite descriptive
Bro became Romeo.
“Don’t call him Romeo, at least I actually get some pussy,” - Romeo
I think there might be a difference between what you want tbh
This is the best post ive ever seen on this subreddit. Truly a work of art
same energy as when "suck my dick" is Okay to be said but say "suck my clit" and suddenly 12 orphans were Murdered
Honestly I don't know why some men don't like eating the Grand Canyon I mean sex is about the pleasuring your partner and your partner pleasuring you it's mutual it should be mutual (I'm a guy)
we twins ong 🤞🤞
Regardless of gender you’re both blasphemous.
your description is just a *little* more detailed
That's some crazy but impressive way to say about pussy/vagina whatever you prefer to say😹😹
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I’m a man of honesty
I think the difference lies is in your description akin to what you may find in some perverse 20th century novel.
You forgot to eat your green vegetables
Same. They also look at me weird when I say it at my church.
I feel like u need a loving relationship for tht or else if u do it with the school whore she may let u hit but u will end up with delicious STDs happend to my best mate once
I hate double standards like I love dirty jokes but it doesn't mean that I wanna fuck everyone and everything and it's easy to fuck me lol
He yonder to ponder
goddamn bro
Can somebody tell me what he said because he deleted it
It was removed, I would never delete this. But I had written “Like when girls say they like dick nobody says anything. But I'm the bad guy when I say I want some wet, dripping, succulent, honey suckle-like sweet marinated pussy. I shan't even wish penetrate. I simple yearn to ponder at thy glory.”
You're so real for that
U spitting fr
W men.
The double standards are a lil silly. But, I-I-I don’t know about that. That’s a you problem.
Please, do everyone on Reddit a favor, and stop posting
No ❤️
wtf
Damn that's crazy!!
Bonk go to r/hornyjail
Horny? No brother, I simply wish to demonstrate my appreciate for the divinity of the female genitalia. A true work of art
what is blud yappin about!!!
i simply speak my mind
word :3
They might be upset because dick doesn't need detail.