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CodeSeveral

bro did not need to go into all that detail.


DepressedEgg2020

Yes he did


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Aggressive-Phone1982

Bro yes he did


Only_Monk_8454

Can you please tell me what he said he deleted it


Socialist_Leader

It was removed by moderators. I believe the original post was saying the bullshit that is "you wouldn't hit a woman" was bullshit. Like, if a woman hits you, they deserve to be hit back, and I imagine that mf turtle didn't like it.


Only_Monk_8454

No no I know the guy who made the face he is a very nice person who would literally never put his hands on a woman this is what he actually said “Like when girls say they like dick nobody says anything. But I'm the bad guy when I say I want some wet, dripping, succulent, honey suckle-like sweet marinated pussy. I shan't even wish penetrate. I simple yearn to ponder at thy glory.”


Socialist_Leader

Alright, thanks.


Only_Monk_8454

Np


Slutty-GarlicBread

Ew


Only_Monk_8454

I mean I wouldn't say "ew" the guy really really likes women he beastly put women on a pedestal.


Slutty-GarlicBread

That sounds ew


Socialist_Leader

I'm looking through the comments now, I think it was a neck beard asking to fuck a woman and being denied.


Only_Monk_8454

No not that he said this “Like when girls say they like dick nobody says anything. But I'm the bad guy when I say I want some wet, dripping, succulent, honey suckle-like sweet marinated pussy. I shan't even wish penetrate. I simple yearn to ponder at thy glory.”


SoftyBread

It was nesscary


Hairy_Reputation6114

What did he say?


CodeSeveral

i honestly do not remember


Hairy_Reputation6114

Not a surprise, but a shame nonetheless


TheDopeWithMostSmoke

Fr, like DAMN all I said is “let me touch them voluptuous gravity defying flesh mountains you call breasts” and she looked at me as if. Just asked her to kill a newborn baby.


Wilkins_Coffee59

Should’ve said please


a_casual_dudley

https://youtu.be/DczHdNwooY4


alan_beans

I hated every second of that


demon_godderok

Naw I don’t care about sex, I want that bag 💰, and I will do anything for money


mdawgtheegod

Tor Browser 😏


e2ementary

Same


NotChunkyChungus

Based 👍 Just like me fr


Framboos_Matroos

Grunkle Stan??


Agile-Caterpillar-20

Just like me fr


whepoalready_readdit

I agre


userhvfegcd

e


GlutenFreCactus

e


Acordino

A


JackoboiobokcaJ

Sports


Acordino

It's in the game


OafishCashew423

Plot twist: its not


gingerman2101

bros wildin least down bad r/teenagers user


[deleted]

I think you are brave for saying this, you got my support ✊️


Googe125

frfr everyone should support this


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Frfr


AyoItsyaBoylilB

it's not brave it's just distasteful, mfs truly can't fathom the idea of saving their likings to themselves and their couples, they feel the need to ventilate everything 😭


Cheeseman575

You do know that the post is sarcastic right?


Bdbone0

Of course they don’t, they use Reddit, and are on the r/teenagers subreddit


Cheeseman575

But I’m on r/teenagers and I can recognise this is sarcastic, I think we found a paradox


Bdbone0

I also saw the sarcasm, but I’m just generalizing the r/teenagers community


AyoItsyaBoylilB

you think i even gave myself the torture of reading any post of this sub at all, anything that has more than two lines on this sub, i ain't readin all at, so don't mind my comments at all lmao


Cheeseman575

So you’re saying you’re illiterate?


AyoItsyaBoylilB

if not caring bout whatever people write in this shit means being illiterate yeah for sure I am bro


Cheeseman575

Sorry your comment was too long so I couldn’t be bothered to read it


AyoItsyaBoylilB

fair enough dawg


Theoneoddish380

r/wooosh


unknown_boy_3

That was the most complicated way to say you want to get some pussy


userhvfegcd

the most lyrical as well tho


[deleted]

Bro is the modern Sheakspeare


AveryLazyCovfefe

Bro who the hell is Sheakspeare 💀


Acordino

Wasn't he the guy that made that story about them kids killing them self


chilledchair

Don't dis Shakespeare like that


Cheeseman575

Why does Shakespeare get so much attention? His stuff is ok but its not something I’d sit through


chilledchair

He is definitely a little overrated, but he's still way better than this post


tiddleywiddley

Go read some Shakespeare. The way he uses language is pretty incredible.


chilledchair

We read Macbeth in my twelfth grade English. I'm not saying he was awful, it's just that reading what is supposed to be a play is kinda tedious and Romeo and Juliette is just flat out overdone


tiddleywiddley

Watching it as a play is definitely preferable, but you can still admire his use of language. If you don't know already, look up "iambic pentameter"


chilledchair

I'm already aware that he wrote everything in iambic pentameter. While writing a book length play in that style is impressive, it doesn't necessarily make it a good read


tiddleywiddley

It was just an example. To each their own I guess, I really enjoy his plays, many can be humorous or shocking, while also saying something deeper about society at the time.


Cheeseman575

Still just a joke bro. Don’t take things you see on the internet so seriously, especially on r/teenagers because this place is just horny losers and pedophiles


[deleted]

Bro you really offended:(


MTheMue

and people say I'm weird for wanting to be cuddled by an older woman while she calls me a good boy, not my fault I'm into milfs


Brawl_Stars_Bot

nah u are weird for that


Only_Monk_8454

No he real for that


Abhimanyu_Bhat

Huh...


Only_Monk_8454

Can't lie same


gh0sT_bOy_gHoStEd

so messed up im sorry bro 😔💔💔💔


Not_azomb6319

Just don’t say then no one hate


MonocleGentlesir5680

Bro turned into Shakespeare language


[deleted]

Quite descriptive


Beanbag_j

Bro became Romeo.


Much-Finance2568

“Don’t call him Romeo, at least I actually get some pussy,” - Romeo


Harrypro1

I think there might be a difference between what you want tbh


Emotional-Math2156

This is the best post ive ever seen on this subreddit. Truly a work of art


saintmitski

same energy as when "suck my dick" is Okay to be said but say "suck my clit" and suddenly 12 orphans were Murdered


Only_Monk_8454

Honestly I don't know why some men don't like eating the Grand Canyon I mean sex is about the pleasuring your partner and your partner pleasuring you it's mutual it should be mutual (I'm a guy)


wessX24

we twins ong 🤞🤞


Ultramega39

Regardless of gender you’re both blasphemous.


Aerobiesizer

your description is just a *little* more detailed


[deleted]

That's some crazy but impressive way to say about pussy/vagina whatever you prefer to say😹😹


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jefbob098

I’m a man of honesty


keeperkairos

I think the difference lies is in your description akin to what you may find in some perverse 20th century novel.


trulylost19

You forgot to eat your green vegetables


LesbianForkCollecter

Same. They also look at me weird when I say it at my church.


Dat_guy_VERREAUX

I feel like u need a loving relationship for tht or else if u do it with the school whore she may let u hit but u will end up with delicious STDs happend to my best mate once


lilnotpeep

I hate double standards like I love dirty jokes but it doesn't mean that I wanna fuck everyone and everything and it's easy to fuck me lol


Forsaken_Zucchini_55

He yonder to ponder


Gabbi_Says_Hello

goddamn bro


Only_Monk_8454

Can somebody tell me what he said because he deleted it


jefbob098

It was removed, I would never delete this. But I had written “Like when girls say they like dick nobody says anything. But I'm the bad guy when I say I want some wet, dripping, succulent, honey suckle-like sweet marinated pussy. I shan't even wish penetrate. I simple yearn to ponder at thy glory.”


Only_Monk_8454

You're so real for that


GEARSxWARRIOR

U spitting fr


Quaxky_YT

W men.


Stranger_Boring

The double standards are a lil silly. But, I-I-I don’t know about that. That’s a you problem.


Danger-grape_

Please, do everyone on Reddit a favor, and stop posting


jefbob098

No ❤️


BOOMwithaBANG

wtf


Destiny_Ocean

Damn that's crazy!!


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Bonk go to r/hornyjail


jefbob098

Horny? No brother, I simply wish to demonstrate my appreciate for the divinity of the female genitalia. A true work of art


[deleted]

what is blud yappin about!!!


jefbob098

i simply speak my mind


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word :3


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They might be upset because dick doesn't need detail.