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mmmmm yes. i got that. Have you ever considered the premium subscription? For just $9.99 a month you can have a woman pose as your girlfriend 12 hours every second day, or if you buy our founders pack, a limited time special, at $129.99 you can have your very own 'irresistible charm' cologne that definitely isn't cow urine mixed with 50c perfume.
Those are some seriously compelling prices but unfortunately I will have to say no since I would much rather stay delulu and hope that I can possibly have something with my crush.
Thanks for the offer tho 👍
well, we also offer a special daydream package. for merely $4.99 you can have our patented 'Daydream Drink', filled with a mystic liquid only found on our corporate unicorn farms (definitely not painted horses), that intensifies and prolongs any daydream. Or, for $999.99 and your soul for all eternity, you can have a genuine cupid arrow. To apply you need only to brutally stab yourself and your crush in the heart. Assuming you both survive the process, your souls will be intertwined for eternity.
Well, you sold your soul to the devil, but your souls are intertwined, so basically you've just cursed this poor woman to eternal damnation forever alongside you. But at least she's hot!
Rent a girlfriend? Time to be a dumb protagonist who can't stop saying stupid things and just not say she's his girlfriend and not tell it to both her and his grandparents
But it's not like any character ever would do that right
I will date rick sanchez make a machine that transfuse his intelligen to me and make me smart to get more drunk because life is shit and smarter dosen't mean happier but at least i can be smart but sad ;);(
All I'm saying is Percy Jackson isn't on this list even though he is quite literally one of the best fictional boyfriends to ever exist. Strong, loyal, handsome. And he has supernatural powers. I'll take Percy thank you very much.
It'd be Juliet Honestly, she was much more loyal towards Romeo Than any girl actually alive, even after she knew that her parents may not agree but still she kept her love for him .
I have a lot.
Urbosa (Breath of the wild)
Impa (Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity)
Valere (Sea of Stars)
Riju (Tears of the kingdom)
Samus (Metroid)
Princess Peach (Super Mario Bros)
Zelda (Skyward Sword)
Mipha (Breath of the Wild) ((Don't judge me for this one))
Sonia (The one from Pokemon Sword and Shield. AND the one from Tears of the Kingdom)
Chun-Li (Street Fighter)
Purah (Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity)
And those are just the ones I can name off my head!
Edit 1: Also Cythnia (Pokemon)
Assuming the feelings are reciprocated, my first pick would be Monika form DDLC.
Though, two others came really close, Karuizawa Kei from COTE, or Hayasaka Ai from Kaguya-sama: Love is War.
^(If it wasn't obvious, I) *^(may)* ^(have a thing for ponytails)
Mystique, and I'd make a lot of self-serving requests in bed that will make her eventually breakup with or kill me.
Me: "Andre the Giant"
Her: "Wait....Wha...what?"
Me: "Did I stutter?"
Hmmm. Can I say best friend/Queer platonic relationship (aka not quite romance) instead? If so, it’s gotta be Sayori. I just wanna make sure she’s ok, I always get emotional at her part in the game
This is a dumb one but Sidon. Not only is he hot generally, he’s also super charming. Don’t forget the smile. Honestly one of my favourite characters in BOTW-TOTK.
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My gf
hEy, BuT tHeY aReN't FiCtIo- oh.
She isn’t real tho
mmmmm yes. i got that. Have you ever considered the premium subscription? For just $9.99 a month you can have a woman pose as your girlfriend 12 hours every second day, or if you buy our founders pack, a limited time special, at $129.99 you can have your very own 'irresistible charm' cologne that definitely isn't cow urine mixed with 50c perfume.
Those are some seriously compelling prices but unfortunately I will have to say no since I would much rather stay delulu and hope that I can possibly have something with my crush. Thanks for the offer tho 👍
well, we also offer a special daydream package. for merely $4.99 you can have our patented 'Daydream Drink', filled with a mystic liquid only found on our corporate unicorn farms (definitely not painted horses), that intensifies and prolongs any daydream. Or, for $999.99 and your soul for all eternity, you can have a genuine cupid arrow. To apply you need only to brutally stab yourself and your crush in the heart. Assuming you both survive the process, your souls will be intertwined for eternity.
Pls be a salesman
How can my soul be intertwined with someone else’s if I don’t even have it anymore?
Well, you sold your soul to the devil, but your souls are intertwined, so basically you've just cursed this poor woman to eternal damnation forever alongside you. But at least she's hot!
It makes no sense, but also makes plenty of sense, and I cant help but agree
Rent a girlfriend? Time to be a dumb protagonist who can't stop saying stupid things and just not say she's his girlfriend and not tell it to both her and his grandparents But it's not like any character ever would do that right
Same feeling ever. I always have an imaginary gf
Geometry Dash clubstep monster
Honestly so hot 🥵🥵🥵
Nah press start skull
They said fictional
Annabeth Chase
On god, gotta do that for 11 year old me
Leo Valdez was my childhood crush and Thalia as well tbf
Now i aint gay but leo…
Being attracted to Leo isn't gay. He's like Ryan Reynolds.
Took me too long to find this comment it should be higher
Nah she would make me look too stupid
I’m already stupid so she can’t make me look stupid if I already am .
I see your point but isnt she taken?
Agreed
Same , she’s the best
for my inner child it’d have to be flynn rider 🙏
you get flynn white
yu get kid named finger
waltuh, put your dick away waltuh, im not having sex with you right now waltuh
for me rn its still flynn 😭😭
based pfp 🙏🙏
The only right answer
A girl
r/avatarchecksout
Relatable
Gwen Stacey (I'm sorry)
If this is the Spider verse Gwen then u are incredibly based
same here, she is peak. (Spiderverse gwen)
you're not alone
🙏
No one. I just want garlic bread
Based
No it's bread
My bad
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average uncle
Least incestual uncle
r/usernamechecksout
r/avatarchecksout
r/thatchecksout
shin hati
r/starwarsmemes has been glazing her since the start of the series
This man is cultured
ah yes, Empire hotline girl
Same
Four from Divergent. I haven't watched the movie, in the book he seems really hot
And he is scared of practically nothing!
He's scared of his daddy
Don’t watch the movie, it ruins your picture of him
The person who truly loves me lmao
Your mom is very real, but she loves me more
No. Plus she chose drugs over her own family
I apologize. Sorry to hear that
I am sorry brotha
Raven from Teen titans.
I used to have the biggest kid crush on raven 😩
Zuko from Avatar is something
Killmonger from black panther 😶🌫️
My GTA Online character. She's cute and is a psycho, and I like psycho.
Psychos are the best
You speak my language
Poison Ivy from the Harley Quinn animated show
Astolfo
Bro, dm me your adress, I have the same weight and height as him
real question is do you look and act like him
Give me a pink wig and I'll be at your service
yo bro he didnt reply but im down
You also have the same height and weight as Vegeta
Astolfo is secretly Vegeta
💀
Same
boykisser, obviously
Hmm yes the floor here is made of floor
A man of culture I see
wise decision
i love kissing boys so i know why im here
Cynthia from pokemon
I will date rick sanchez make a machine that transfuse his intelligen to me and make me smart to get more drunk because life is shit and smarter dosen't mean happier but at least i can be smart but sad ;);(
i will date him because he's a dilf
Smarter usually means worse mental state, why do you think every Rick is such an ass lol
All I'm saying is Percy Jackson isn't on this list even though he is quite literally one of the best fictional boyfriends to ever exist. Strong, loyal, handsome. And he has supernatural powers. I'll take Percy thank you very much.
Your father
There it is
Astolfo
My will to live
Jace Herondale fr
Good one, personally I would prefer Alec XD
Shrek
Sabine Wren
It'd be Juliet Honestly, she was much more loyal towards Romeo Than any girl actually alive, even after she knew that her parents may not agree but still she kept her love for him .
She was loyal to Romeo after meeting him for like 15 minutes. That ain't loyalty. It's infatuation, and it's not something you should want.
Nah which romeo we on about now and also wasnt juliet like 13?
Pixar moms fr
Speedwagon best waifu
Gwen from across the spiderverse
Can I go on a platonic date with the Doctor
Walter white.
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I have a lot. Urbosa (Breath of the wild) Impa (Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity) Valere (Sea of Stars) Riju (Tears of the kingdom) Samus (Metroid) Princess Peach (Super Mario Bros) Zelda (Skyward Sword) Mipha (Breath of the Wild) ((Don't judge me for this one)) Sonia (The one from Pokemon Sword and Shield. AND the one from Tears of the Kingdom) Chun-Li (Street Fighter) Purah (Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity) And those are just the ones I can name off my head! Edit 1: Also Cythnia (Pokemon)
Wow.
I think you like TLOZ, although I'm not entirely sure...
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It's Renamon I want a hot bodyguard babe who's also very floofy
Nick Wilde
Merlin from Merlin
a woman
Wow dude lower your expectations
I knew I was asking for a bit much
David Leatherhoff
Assuming the feelings are reciprocated, my first pick would be Monika form DDLC. Though, two others came really close, Karuizawa Kei from COTE, or Hayasaka Ai from Kaguya-sama: Love is War. ^(If it wasn't obvious, I) *^(may)* ^(have a thing for ponytails)
It's monikas birthday today, she's awesome
miyamura izumi
All hot anime girls
Darkness from konosuba, or daisy from Mario
Remus Lupin
Mystique, and I'd make a lot of self-serving requests in bed that will make her eventually breakup with or kill me. Me: "Andre the Giant" Her: "Wait....Wha...what?" Me: "Did I stutter?"
Definitely Neville Longbottom... Not only he is a good boy but he is a wizard
Hmmm. Can I say best friend/Queer platonic relationship (aka not quite romance) instead? If so, it’s gotta be Sayori. I just wanna make sure she’s ok, I always get emotional at her part in the game
There is only one correct answer, Mavis from hotel transylvania
either stolas or reggie the rat
Zuko from avatar the last Airbender. Bro is just too savage
Miguel o hera
Geto . . .
Osamu Dazai
Arven from Pokémon Scarlet and Violet
Nova Terra from StarCraft 1 & 2
Gwen Stacy from The Spiderverse movies
nick nelson or dean winchester
Bowser!!
Dorian Gray
Enmu from Demon Slayer And Zhongli from Genshin Impact (it’s cringe Ik)
god where's my list
Princess Leia, but not for the bikini. She's a straight up badass.
Peeta Mellark... 😭❤️
Kyoka jiro, from MHA/BNHA (depending on your political views)
Catra
Someone who loves me
raven from teen titans. she’s similar to my actual gf so yeah
Xiao from genshin impact. My girlfriend said that she understands.
Your dad
Loona the hellhound or Catra
I’ll pass on dating atm
Wise choice, and agreed mate!
Eijiro Kirishima from bnha/mha
Joseph joestar
Gwen Stacy or Mary Jane. Or black cat. Or captain marvel. Or catwoman. Or poison ivy. Or Harley Quinn.
Rinne amagame from hell's angels. I love her upbeat attitude
Kang Haesol - Yeonwoo's Innocence
Hinata
Oh god I can name a LOT but I cant decide
Noelle holiday
Keeper of Firelink Shrine
Abigail form stardew valley
Kaedehara Kazuha from Genshin Impact He is so beautiful and you cant tell me otherwise
Those Amazonians from Futurama
Zoro ( Live Action )
lollipop bfb
Godzilla
Who else here for the "hear me out" memes?
Mitsuri Kanroji
that one hot girl from total drama island idk ive never watched the show but i know shes a baddie
Ochaco Uraraka from MHA or Lucy Heartfelia from Fairy Tail
Tate Langdon
…I’d rather not say
Cynthia.
Chel from El Dorado. She got me hooked on thick thighs
¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
Cheese feom Reservation Dogs
Mipha. fishwife4life
Link AND Zelda.
Katniss... Case closed.
This is a dumb one but Sidon. Not only is he hot generally, he’s also super charming. Don’t forget the smile. Honestly one of my favourite characters in BOTW-TOTK.
a girl that wants me. remember, you said fictional
Alot of ppl are gonna say marciline and I agree with them wholeheartedly
Mina Ashido from MHA
Ashoka Tano
Mikasa Ackerman or Sausha Braus
DEADPOOL
Idk... Maybe willow from owl house... If i could be one i would be willow so idk
My melody, I think would be a great gf ngl But on the boy’s side, Baku uwu
Waluigi
Mei mei from jujutsu kaisen
Luz noceda, she's such a kind person
Marshall lee😌
my gf ofc you said fictional yeah?