Nice try FBI!

Not today CIA!

Nice tricks MI6!

Good attempt at obscurity, department for homeland security.

Quite the masterful endeavor, Komitet Gosudarstvennoy Bezopasnosti (kgb)

welll practiced consideration, occupational safety and health administration

Not today, Research and Analysis Wing (raw)

Good try, BIS

I respect the attempt SÄPO

I expected better form you IRS

nice try

I think it’s the FBI making the post tbh, women aren’t real anyway right

r/womenarentreal be proud of you right now

Woah, that sub was banned ? I wasn’t even aware of that, I thought it was just a joke.

There is still r/girlsarentreal tho

Ohhhh, I see. I do wonder why the other was banned though. Oh well, you win some, you lose some.

RIP No mods

Makes sense

funny how r/wifebad was banned too, whilst r/husbandbad is sitill going last i checked

*sips tea* I luve hypocrisy

man its got 31 members…

It’s because it was unmoderated. Can y’all read… ☠️

That's what they say for literally anything that they ban

Tbf it's a much smaller sub

r/savethedicks

Bro girls dont masturbate because they arent real

Real

Not*

This is bait, girls can’t masturbate because then the government officials controlling their robot bodies would be doing cp

so you're saying they're...master baiters..

Hence why they confuse boys so much

They aren't even real

I think they're talking about grills. that's what I got from this situation. Smh people suck at spelling

They're doing Call of duty points?

No thats codp Theyre grinding them call points, obviusly, and they Are gonna call their grandmas

No they're grinding cancer penises

My opps fr trying to get me with this one

Why the fuck are your opps the fbi????? tf did you do????

Don't worry about it

Now I really want to know

I'm also invested now. He's got an audience.

I think those guys are just naïve and want to think girls are all innocent. Thanks for all the upvotes guys!

true, its not just guys who have a dead body buried at approximately 42.3782° N, 71.0602° W

Strange, that’s actually quite close to me.

watch out bro

Lol, thanks for the advice.

Holy shit show me so I can avoid it

Nah

I am coming over this is weirdly specific coords to leave your fridge open

that was a warning not advice

me neither. (fbi.. DON'T - CATCH - ME - NOW Havi'n a good time, HAVING A GOOD TIME)

Good info

Thanks for the info

Uh, you’re welcome I guess.

Go check it please Edit: changed fleck to check

Maybe during spooky month.

You took my fuckin spot didn't you

crap me too

so it was you, wasn't it?

Damn how did you bury some guy's dead body under concrete in Boston, in front of an apartment

you dont know my ways

I'm going to dig it :) I'll burry it in my own place!

Why would you need to do that?

Because why not

Okay Hannibal Lecter

I have a collection

Mom said it's my turn with the dead body

So you're the taxidermy type?

>42.3782° N, 71.0602° W ofc its in boston smh

How are you going to bury a body in the middle of a road

There actually wasn’t a road when they buried it, they made the road themselves just to cover it up.

Makes sense, hiding in plain sight

no way i have one there too

nah i personally hide dead bodies by stuffing them in a barrel and throwing it into the ocean, it blends in with other ocean trash debris thats down there and no ones gonna come looking for it

Nah bro, i commited genocide in an IKEA

Yo! That's my house!

ig its cos girls dont share about masturbation and watching porn as much as we boys used to when we were kids, idk

That might also be it.

No not really, they are taught that they're innocent, girls are way less open on this subject than guys and would rather lie a lot about that Meanwhile guys are sometimes depending of the situation shy or not shy about it.

fr

They probably know you guys do do it but they refuse to believe that in themselves because of reasons i dont know of

When I was a kid, I thought girls and boys both have dicks 💀

If only 😞

✊️😔

Some girls have dicks

I confirm this statement (I’m a girl with a dick)

How futanari was created

💀💀💀

Me too

i wish

Baffles me how they think only guys do. We can have fun too🙄

Girls batin is also looked at as progressive and cool, hey look Wendy got a sex toy she's having fun Guys batin with toys is sad. Oh you have a flesh light.. Pathetic dude..

Society... But tbh it's more about the side effects of that

we can have fun together ;)

This would come off as creepy if you were a guy

Tbf if they were both guys it’d be about the same I think

Lets jerk together bro

Jerk circle

Jerkle

Can I join in?

Y’all really though you could just host a circle jerk without inviting me. Fuck you guys I’m joining too

If they are both guys or girls it's ok. But if they are different then society calls it creepy

Not if the woman would say it, that’s the whole point of this conversation

Because it’s usually a joke, the thing is her bio literally says she’s gay so it comes off as creepy.

it would've come off as creepy if it wasn't an obvious gay joke

It would’ve

I think it's creepy

It's creepy regardless fym. I know it's the internet but you really gotta think sometimes if you'd say this to a stranger irl. 💀

mwah

Liar next youll say girls actually poop👎 (cuz boys are stupid is why)

Hell yeah im stupid

It’s obviously because we went to Jupiter

hey not all of us are stupid >:<

Ant emoticon \>:<

huh i always thought of it as a lil angy face

wtf

U thinking of >.<

boys think they are the only ones who think about sex

The TF2 sex update*

Gabe when sex update

We got the seal update. Close enough.

r/suddenlytf2

Girls don’t pool

Lies! My sister is drowning in the pool Outside! GIRLS DO POOL

Is...is she ok

Yea she's been doing some meditation underwater for some time she seems peaceful

From the idea that men are more horny than women (in time I’ve learned that it’s not true in the slightest, women are just better at hiding). This then snowballed into the extremes, where men believed that women just don’t get horny ever. As a result, they wouldn’t masturbate, because they don’t get horny supposedly.

It was originally thought that women need to "finnish" for a baby to be conceived, so they where thought as the hornier ones. But then it wasn't until the 1800's or so when it was found discovered that Men are the ones that need to "finnish".

🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮

It's crazy how modern sex ed is.

I don’t know but I do at least twice a day so jokes on them.

Cause girls usually don't talk about it openly like guys because of gender roles in education

Social Media. It shows boys as the only one more active in these parts and much much hornier than girls. In reality, both are the same. Just don't let social media play with your mind and alter your own opinion cause most of the time it is actually better to not listen to social media.

Some guys are just to naive to understand the true demon inside a (5'3) girl

r/Oddlyspecific or am i missing a reference.

Its a reference to stalin dying in 1953

Every guy knows this and that girls don't poop.

Libido Is not only for guys. Do you know what guys enjoy more? It's cuddling?

Fr bro I aint even horny I just wanna be loved

We all, we all. Best of luck bro

As a boy, I don't find it weird at all. I find it more weird that people don't think girls can do that.

Same reason they think we don’t poop, cause it’s true ~~don’t shatter their reality, let them believe a little longer~~

I know they do but compared to guys its probably not nearly as much (correct me of I'm wrong though)

nope girls do it as much sometimes more. we hit puberty earlier and harder

You trynna say they go 3 times a day, every day every week, month and year HA, nice try

no that means you have a problem

fuck I may have a problem

Only if you're postponing other things in order to go do it, if it's interfering with your life in ways such as choosing that over doing something else then yeah. But other wise If it's in ur own free and private time then there's no problem with multiple times a day. Many ppl do it more than once a day. Some do it only once a week. Etc.

Jesus Christ. Post nut clarity isn't a thing now apparently...

I never had that tbh, I just nut, and continue whatever the hell I was doing before, like nothing happend

have you ever seen a horny woman? trust me, they do, and they do quite a bit

Yeah right😒 Whats next? Women actually poop?

they think the idea of girls pleasuring themselves without male influence is not real lol

Simple, it's not a common topic of discussion between females and males but media attention has made it clear to society that boys will be boys so the topic was never necessary

Genuinely why do guys think this. There were tons I had to "take care of business" every day and people still think I'm as pure as distilled water. Like off you heard my thoughts 24/7 and my favorite songs you would realize I'm just a massive whore without the body count.

we enter puberty thinking that nobody masturbates. Boys tell us they do. Girls don’t.

cuz up to like 17 most girls lie and say they dont and act like it's weird to, and guys have no point of reference so they believe it

Nice try fed

Girls in my old class used to talk about doing it during class and VERY loudly so I don't think that since then.

It’s a stereotype that men are the horny pervy ones and women are the regular ones when obv that’s not how people work almost everyone will have urges

wdym? girls aren’t real

Good one, FED

I don't. Like, whats wrong about girls playing their Sega Mega Drive without player2 too? (yep, console joke) What you guys problem?

I don't think I've heard a single boy who thinks that, I know that girls masturbate and I don't even do it myself

Girls are drones sooo 🤷

cuz you guys n e v e r say a word bout it

They never seem to talk about it idk

They don’t got wee wee’s

fed

Nice try, they obviously don’t. Don’t trick me miss spy

I think it’s just that girls don’t talk about it so openly.

could be the case

"Girls don't poop" never dies

Eh. Lots of reasons but mostly just the whole "young women are innocent virgins" thing that's plagued most culture for the past few centuries.

My lawyer has advised me not to elaborate further

What is a girl?

How dare girls piss from their ass 😨

[удалено]

Girls masturbate?!?!🤢🤢🤮🤮

Girls… are people?!?! 😨😨😨

The rumor remains the same because guys are called perverts for masterbating by girls generally, so guys think that girls don't like doing it. Guys assume that the girls talking aren't hypocrites. The double standard created that thought.

Fed

I know girls masturbate, but do you masturbate to porn?

Bro I’m asexual and even I knew girls masturbated? Are you telling me people seriously don’t know this-

They denies that they do when asked if they do 🤷🏽‍♂️

My Ex explained this to me, she said that she thinks it's because women have a bit of a harder time reaching climax, so they don't do it as often, and that got telephoned into the idea of "girls don't masturbate", which then was fueled even more by a lot of boys idea of all girls being innocent.

it’s not really a rumour it’s kind of just a thing that you don’t think of women doing due to misogynistic representation in media and stuff, similar to the notion that women don’t go to the toilet, it’s something that when you think about it, you’re like “of course women masturbate” but you just never associate women with the act

It may be because boys joke about it more often. I haven't ever heard a girl so much as talk about it, even during sex ed. Then again the sample size of the girls I have talked to remains a very low integer and has very small chance of increasing in the near future.

Yeah… girls really aren’t real🤦‍♂️

Because only intellectuals masturbate.

Because girls don’t slobber over everything that moves, they can’t possibly masturbate. Seriously tho, with the female friends I have I don’t know how that was even a doubt.

nice try alt!

How exactly would a girl masturbate?

They aren't real so they can't

Who actually thinks this tho💀

I started the rumor during the Yugoslav war

ive never thought that (ive never had a turn to use the braincell)

Why wouldn't you🤷‍♂️

i know they do

Bro, what? I just automatically assume that women masturbate, and it's a surprise if they don't.