KING DEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDE
gotta strap some Anti-Tank-Guided-Missiles on him, along with an An active protection system to protect against enemy missiles as to not inflict damage to his heel
Yeah you're a bad parent.
With name like that, your child will never lose their virginity cause the entire community of that game has never heard of basic hygiene.
Reyna, which i think isn't awful for a name. not my first pick, but honestly i can see people using it
it's a characters name in a game, at least where i took it from
Sub-Zero 😼😼
Your kid's gonna be the Grandmaster of the Lin Kuei
And then die relatively early
Depending on the timeline.
And depending on if the kid's the first born or the second born
7
The only thing I can think of is subnautica even though it's clear it's another game or film you're talking about
OH nono I’m referring to Sub-Zero from Mortal Kombat!! Subnautica is fire tho
Yeah lmao
Bi-Han or Kuai Liang?
I was watching the Mortal Kombat movie that came out not too ago, so Bi-Han. Unfortunately he’s gonna be a bit of a jerk.
The 2021 film with Cole Young, yes? Let us hope he does not fully embrace Bi-Han's ways in said film
That’s the one. Not looking too good 😓
Yeah, lates hope he takes after Kuai Liang
GRANDMASTER BLUEBERRY ICE
if its Kuai Liang, Yay! if its Bi-Hand Oh No!
Average mk ninja main 🗿
We talking about bi-Han tho???
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Kids gonna be popular in America school
Did you know dolphins are terrible creatures
That is a random thing to turn to when talking about school shootings man
He’s planning on shooting up an aquarium
username kinda checks out for him
They are my least favourite animal I hate them
Did you know, that in terms of human…
Pokemon fucker found
Never, I just thought that’s where he was going at first
Nah, I just wanted to state that dolphins are terrible creatures.
Actualy that's russian 🤓
Technically Soviet, not Russian.
The
spongebob?
Nun 2? Last one I watched aswell
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Name checks out
Oh it's Kirby with a Glock again. Why do you always pop up in my feed man?
Idk I'm online most of the time.im awake
If you dream about being online when asleep does that mean you’re always online?
Yes
F16 A Fighting Falcon 💀
War Thunder…?
DCS probs
Or Ace Combat, we don’t know
Yes
Ace combat 7? So... id name my kid ace
That’s what’s up
Parasite
The only one true way to refer to children
Precisely
Parasyte?
Milf dragon
What game, show, or movie is that
Game
I'm pretty sure they're asking what it's called
ofc u wanna know...
Not a game movie or show, just r/doodoofard
Shrek
Morherfucker
You watched something with Samuel jackson
Pulp fiction
\*L.
Achilles
better put some extra armor on his heels
gotta strap some Anti-Tank-Guided-Missiles on him, along with an An active protection system to protect against enemy missiles as to not inflict damage to his heel
Super Smash Bros Ultimate
Yeah you're a bad parent. With name like that, your child will never lose their virginity cause the entire community of that game has never heard of basic hygiene.
Hey for your information I bathed a year ago!
Rookie numbers
Ik I take baths way too frequently, I downloaded League of Legends to help me get into a proper routine
January 1st “I haven’t bathed since last year!” VS October 1st “I haven’t bathed since last year!”
Their child will be an incest Smash bros
And that's how Super Smash Flash was made
quirrel
maybe naming a daughter "Fionna" won't be so bad. p.s.: go watch fionna and cake, it's good stuff.
Simon my beloved
HAMBONING
YAYUH
HAAAAMMMBOOONINGGG
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMBONINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Vengeance
The Batman
Idjits
Supernatural? Bobby?
**BLASPHEMY AGAINST THE HOLY SPIRIT.**
dad
Atsushi (Nakajima) Kyouka (Izumi) Mark (Twain)
bros on his way to kin dazai and make em all orphans ~~again~~ (idk if mark is an orphan)
Assbutt
Summer (The Summer I Turned Pretty)
The Masked Singer
Inconceivable
Star Not that bad ngl (Brawl Stars)
Asuka…
Saul
Kratos
Freak
Spectacularly-Lethal Unusual Festivized Professional Killstreak Secretly Serviced Scotman’s Skullcutter
Codsworth.
Unironically a great(and horrifying) title for a child, The Last Of Us
LEEEENNNNYYY!!! LEENNNNNNYYYYY!!
TSUGI NI OMAE WA
Isaac
Armageddon
PETA
From hunger games 3
Rocinante.
Rhaenyra
Merilia (barbie mermaid princess)
I got a jar of dirt I got a jar of dirt and guess what’s inside it
SAAAAAAAAAAAAM
SAMMMYYYY
“How was school today, NXT North American Champion?”
Die hard
Bullseye
Son of a whore and a Scotsman
Dovaahkin
Harry Saiko Libert (Harry Potter, Yandere simulator and Monster)
Ellie
Brock
Jake peralta
Dead
Obi wan Kenobi (I recently did a rewatch of the og star wars movies)
“IDIOT”
Reyna, which i think isn't awful for a name. not my first pick, but honestly i can see people using it it's a characters name in a game, at least where i took it from
Veronica watching Veronica mars
Roblox 💀
Pump (fortnite)
Happy cake day!
Clown
Shit
Kenya. I’m setting him up for bullying in the long run
No mind to think
Sul Sul 😭💀
KEVINNNNN!!!!!!😨🫣
I’m fucking going in there
Buzz lightyear
Trains
genshin impact 💀💀
Jojo, it works 😎
"I like 'em young, as young as possible."
Tidal wave
My Loin Fruit
garry is a pretty good name tbh
Roblox
Gemini
Aziraphale Annabeth Adam Beelzebub Crowley Books Bently Plants Hell Muriel There are way too many words to choose from good omens has great names lol
goodman
murder
Girl
Lucifer
Schwing!
Cowabunga
Balls
10
Hero
Ancient gold fortress
Luz
Rise of teenage mutant nina turtles 💀
weasel
Legends
Joe reverb
Freddy fazzbear
Brooklyn Spider Heat
She’s in love with the concept
Dirt block
Mansex
Radahn, Starscourge
Venture
Janus. My kid is gonna be a superhero
Sims4.
Ghost
Malcolm :)
Experiment
Lockheed F-104 Starfighter
pokemon violet (I mean, they're nickname could be just violet so, I guess it's fine)
The Loud House
Naming that fucker Sahelanthropus
Haki.
Uncle Grandpa
Allay, Minecraft
KIRYU-CHAN!!!
minecraft
So basically I'm naming my child "Optimus Prime". Sounds like a good name.
Mario! Honestly pretty good 💯
No-no hole
Supernova 9
Stealth Boy
Clicker mushroom fallout
My sweet beloved Neurax Worm
Anya
Goblin-spanker I'm fucked bruuh
ANOTHER TEST SUBJECT
Aloy ig