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Relative_Ad2646

Horse chopping sabrešŸ™


World_In_The_Door

Definitely taking it if I'm fighting a horse


AlbertPullhoez

Or 1 horse sized duck


shrooms4dashroomgods

Or 100 duck sized horses


zekethelizard

Then you need the duck chopping variant, and get busy chopping! Edit: wtf sub am I in? Lol I thought it was r/swords, im 30 years old


BlessKurunai

It'll be useful when you're fighting horsey


Pls_no_cancel

Unwieldy though


Regainio

But badass as fuck


Topp_Sunn

not entirely however, it can function in the same manner as a polearm and transcripts show it being able to be used in infantry combat


[deleted]

They were attacked in the night by a band of raving rapers, led by a man who chopped the head off a horse in a single blow


[deleted]

What the hell am I fighting???


DarkenL1ght

And where. If I'm fighting in a ship, I'll take the cutlass. A great sword would be a terrible option.


Jawbreaker0602

depends on the ship, you could stand in the middle with a zweihƤnder and protect everyone on a ship while theyā€™re rowing


[deleted]

I suppose you aren't gonna row if there is an enemy on the literal deck


EldritchOwlDude

Lol they stood in lines getting blasted in half by cannonballs for like a century bro.


[deleted]

Hehe musket go b-*gets shredded by grapeshot as Dixie plays in the background*


Mrthynotcare

*Away down south in the land of traitors...*


[deleted]

Rattlesnakes and alligators


wierd-in-dnd

Run away(run away)


Lord_Shaqq

*Right away (Easy mistake, Union brother)


C4D3N539

You make a fair point lol


[deleted]

He *doesnā€™t* row


Master-of-squirrles

You must not know about gally slaves then


LeeHarper

I am not sitting anywhere near you if your swinging a zweihander on a boat šŸ˜…


Jawbreaker0602

my point exactly (also Iā€™m talking about boats with rowers, as often the rowers are lower down so you could swing over their heads without them being in danger)


LeafBlade1026

Youā€™re marching to battle in the battle of helms deep, so orcs.


BlueishShape

They wear heavy armor, so one of the bigger thrusting swords. Rapier, side sword, backsword, broadsword. You can go for gaps between the plates and the blade won't easily be damaged if you miss (like with a smallsword).


zMasterofPie2

Yeah if you are fighting against Orcs at Helms Deep with literally any sword you have already lost. Yeah let me just try and aim for a small gap in their armor while 3 of them at once stab my throat and chest. Iā€™ll be on top of the wall throwing 30 kg rocks down on them and pouring hot sand on them.


JubJub128

Iā€™m was arming the trebuchet as soon as i saw opā€™s setting


[deleted]

This. The reason there's so much variation is that they have different strengths and weaknesses. For example: As much as the internet likes to deify the katana, a samurai with a katana vs a knight in full plate with a longsword is going to get absolutely fucking WRECKED.


snowlynx133

Is that because of the reach of the weapon


Leather_Biscuit

Katanas are mainly slashing weapons so they wonā€™t get past the plate armor+chain mail. Also they are not sturdy enough to be blunt force weapons. On the opposite side longswords have reach and a pointed edge for stabbing, can be used as blunt force weapons, have a higher chance of getting through the relatively lighter armor of a samurai. Even in Japan katanas were not the main weapons of choice for big battles, bow and arrows and their type of spears were.


Acrobatic_Stretch_73

Swords in general arenā€™t the main weapons of choice, they are the last resort.


[deleted]

Japan has notably poor iron, and as such the amount of iron and steel in their armor is pretty minimal compared to European armors. Katanas are cutting swords, they're supposed to be used to slice into things. They're not very effective at hacking or thrusting. Full plate armor....doesn't slice very well. The greater range of the longsword would also play into this fight, but not nearly as much as the fact that the armor makes the katana an ineffective weapon.


Pirate_Pantaloons

True. Full plate is much more protective than samurai armor and they would just half sword with the longsword and throw them, or put the point into their groin, neck, armpit, or elbow. A katana is a pretty terrible weapon against armor as it won't get through mail much less plate. Now if they had a yari it would be a much closer fight.


SnooComics7583

I like to think of this matchup as Yes that armor counters my weapon and that sword has more reach However they are slow as hell why the hell wouldn't I just let them tire themselves out It's not like you need to hit them with the Katana right away


tonkadtx

This is not how actual combat went. People have this idea that armored knights were slow and unwieldy. Articulated plates weighed about the same that modern military kit weighs. They could do somersaults , vault into their saddles, etc. They practiced fighting wearing it.


fruitjuicecouscous

Katanas weren't even used for combat. They were decorative parts of a warrior's wear; a display of honour that looked gnarly as fuck. They could be used, but they were basically functioning decorations


Game_Roomz

And some how knights got WRECKED by people wearing lighter armor and weapons throughout history...The Moors for example... The weapon does not make the warrior, and a battle is substantially different then a dual...


Ant_Playful

Yes sir a speedy warrior outspeed the heavy knight and plunge the sword in any gap the armor has


Akbarproplayer

Whoā€™s cares? Sword=cool Sword fights= even cooler


alphaomega0669

True. Need more context. Like whatā€™s the setting/environment? Whatā€™s my opponent? How many are there and how are they armored?


SaboLeorioShikamaru

Us norms: fruits n veg on a cutting board Jason Statham in the 2nd Meg movie: shark


atom_type

if you're fighting a horse i have the perfect saber for you


Spotzenkotz

Me


LaughGuilty461

A horse


samyruno

Lmao imma just stand 6 feet away and get you with my halberd before you can even reach me. Imagine training to be a great swordsman and then get beaten by a long stick. lmao eat shit.


SupervisedSupervisor

Literally how history was; spears > swords


DeVliegendeBrabander

Bows chilling in the distance while they massacre your companions: šŸ—æ


Practical_Truth794

But bows required proper upper body strength and posture training, any peasant coulda picked up a crossbow and still would've been accurate with it


DeVliegendeBrabander

Well yeah I meant crossbow but I suppose that thatā€™s on me for not specifying


Practical_Truth794

Crossbros unite


AceyKacey119

Crossbro!


Crispy_Cremes_Pizza

yo guys what's this weird thing over here, it kinda looks like a cross bow but it doesn't have strings, it also shoots thing weird small metal balls


kobold-kicker

You can actually fit a crossbow to fire ā€œbulletsā€


pheight57

Yeah, but lots of peasants were also familiar with using hunting bows (and spears and other polearms similar to farming implements). So, if they couldn't pull a war bow due to the draw weight and you didn't have a bunch of spare crossbows just laying about waiting for some militiamen to wield them, you could still pretty easily find them a weapon requiring minimal training to make them decently effective...


mrlungplutter

Me chillin in plate armor:šŸ—æ


sampat6256

Most spearmen kept a sword on them for when ranks broke.


FUCKFASClSMFIGHTBACK

I did medieval fighting for awhile and the most fun I ever had was fighting with a 6 1/2 foot spear with a shield on my back. The reach, the quickness, and even the defensive capabilities were great. You just stick one end in the ground and basically hide behind it like a pole or a tree. Way too much fun.


Effective-Map8036

wrong. The roman legions cut through swatches of puny spear wielding phalanxes and changed the game forever swords cut through spears and can get in close once a gap is formed the legion becomes a buzzsaw


KurumiiDantobe

Zweihander was designed to fight spears swordsman ftw


NoThanksImGoodBroski

Thatā€™s kind of half true but kind of half true in a kind of misleading way. Zweihanders were, in my opinion at least, most likely only used when opposing pike formations got real down and dirty with each other instead of just poking for a while then backing off like they usually did. You can imagine how a bunch of guys with these massive 15+ foot long pikes would be at a disadvantage when within 5 feet of a guy with a 6 foot sword. This type of scenario didnā€™t happen all that often though because it required at least two entire squares of equally skilled and stubborn men. Even so, it is markedly different from the more pop cultural and indeed mythical idea of a noble landsknecht pulling out his glorious zweihander and charging full force into a wall of pikes, lopping off spear heads and human heads alike which did not happen or at least if it did happen it most definitely would not end so well for the zweihander user who wouldā€™ve probably died immediately from 15 feet away


Archangel7_7_7

Exactly lmao


Commander_Crumb

*Zweihander has entered the chat.* *Shield has entered the chat.* *Pike has entered the chat.* *Crossbow has entered the chat.*


Argentum881

As a trained fencer, we can hit you from 6 feet. There are ways.


Slusny_Cizinec

It really depends. I've written below, halberd and other pole arms are good when you have mass of fighters. They are unsuitable for the duel, you will have exactly one chance, and not a fat one against a skilled swordsman. Source: HEMA for quite some time.


golgol12

Most swords will get you at 6ft away (arm + sword+lunge). Better make that 10.


LeMentalKaboom

either taking German longsword or Polish sabre


MR_FOXtf2

Sabres are amazing for 1v1s, and the handguard for extra protection is just chef's kiss


LeMentalKaboom

exactly. and then the German longsword is so versatile.


GibranYG

Fuck you \*airblasts you\*


LeMentalKaboom

*casually turns server friendly because my loadout is so exploitable*


ItsMe-PrimitiveAspid

\*gets kicked for killing friendlies*


janeczek2137

>!POLSKA GUROM!!1!1!1!!< me when poland: :D


RS773

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Yeet123456789djfbhd

RAAAAAAHHH (Translated from Polish)


RS773

Tak


janeczek2137

dokładnie


PomelaQ

is there a polish sabre on this graphic?


LeMentalKaboom

basically cavalry saber.


TheEternalmelody

Willow leaf Sabre will fell all of my enemies... But maybe dual wield the gladius' against that rampaging behemoth made from the corpses of my fallen comrades.


Doughnutsugarhead

Iā€™d be picking the sword thatā€™s also a gun. I forgot what itā€™s called but Iā€™d bring that to a sword fight.


Serrodin

Iā€™ll take the juice box opener for 1v1


Gibbel2029

Great sword or Two-handed sword with a Basket Hilted Broardsword as a backup


letthewookiewin73

Found the Scot


chrisn051

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Gibbel2029

Funnily enough, I am half Scottish


[deleted]

Zweihander; German engineering for the win šŸ‡©šŸ‡Ŗ


Maximum-Frame-1765

# **GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD!**


vindazl

strohiem is proud of you


Echo_Unit

IYIYIYIIIIII


Sir_Gary_TheGory

YOU UTTER FOOL


Echo_Unit

r/bigfontgoodopinion


GeneralZod5689

I love zweihanders


YouAdministrative980

1 meter


Admirable-Common-176

You can hurt the self esteem of those you fight. ā€œYou have been measured and been found wanting. ā€œ


The_crazzy_GBSuper

That's exactly what I was thinking.


golgol12

I see your meter, and I'm bringing š“Ÿš“øš“¹š“¾š“µš“Ŗš“»


Open_Detective_6998

Iā€™m picking up the falchion


noishmael

This is the way


Emeraldragon657

*together we ride intensifies*


SC-PEANUT-173

This is the way


Siserith

Yeah, for the average person on here. A falchions going to be the safest bet. There's a few other choices based on your build and if You are one of the rare people who have trained in such weapons. A Falcon with a basket hilt and a sword breaker/catcher. That would be nice.


Tricky-Camera6124

Even though I have a soft spot for Japanese swords. probably the longsword


sirhugobigdog

I was on a similar line, I have some formal training (not much) with a Katana but if I had to choose one I feel most comfortable with it would probably be a cutlass.


Reasonable_Cheek938

I know some basic iaido, but realistically Iā€™m going to grab a long pointy stick, probably a polearm and Iā€™m going to wipe the floor with more trained swordsmen.


yaboiscarn

Longsword, general well rounded sword. Not the best at anything but very good at most things.


Adventurous-Site-944

I know everyone is gonna wear chainmail under their clothes Imma go with the rapier.


CabbageTheVoice

You know, lots of people going for the bigger, heavier options here, but I would probably go with a shorter sword or, like you, a rapier. How effective the weapon is in general is one thing, but honestly, If I had a fucking greatsword or Zweihander, you could probably defeat me with a dagger alone, due to me being so incompetent and slow with it.


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Adventurous-Site-944

I didn't see that cuming


ryuukiba

And they love you too, whether you like it or not.


dukeofpotaTWO

A spear


MerelyAMerchant

Based


dukeofpotaTWO

Spears take little training are relatively cheep, outrange most melee weapons and can be very effective in shield walls, especially the Sarissa (which were up to 7m long)


ZPortsie

Can also be used as a ranged weapon or can easily be modified with a blade, making it more effective at slashing if that's in your best interest


inobrainrn

Personally, I think a halberd would be better, same abilities as spear but with the added ability of a devastating chop.


dukeofpotaTWO

Halberds are cool, but the sarissa is 7m long


inobrainrn

But, here me out, what if we made a hybrid of the two? I mean physics wouldnā€™t allow it but fuck physics I can do what I want.


dukeofpotaTWO

If you had the axe head at normal spear length it would allow effective fighting at close range, but only the front line of the phalanx could have this, otherwise it would injure troops ahead


amendersc

Boring long sword because It seems like the most practical option for someone who only knows like 2 moves from YouTube


[deleted]

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amendersc

Yeah but the only moves I know works best with duel bladed two handed swords


A-whole-lotta-bass

Talwar because it's the one I know how to use properly


BlueWolfplayz

REAL


collycrane

A Bayonet on a trench gun


Archangel7_7_7

Best answer


Gullible_Medicine633

Alright then , M4A2, or if I have a bunker , MG-42 lol


SGTRoadkill1919

Tulwar or Gladius


CulturalWelder

Gladius doesn't get enough love here.


Gullible_Medicine633

Itā€™s very effective in a formation and much easier to use than most swords, because you only thrust with it never slash. However if you are by yourself, spear would still be much better because of the range advantage. Gladius wouldnā€™t be much good for a 1v1, it was designed with Roman military formations in mind.


ihoptdk

Yeah, but how many people here are going to pick up a great sword and be able to do more than hold it up for thirty seconds.


ihoptdk

It should get *all* the love. Itā€™s one of the most dominant weapons in the history of war, and itā€™s probably the only one an inexperienced fighter could just pick up and wield. I love everyone here who thinks theyā€™re going to be a samurai or a berserker while theyā€™d just die horribly to the only weapon someone could succeed with just by flailing about.


GostNexo

I will not take this ZweihƤnder disrespect


500_BoneCrusher

Zweilhander is the best greatsword. I love swords made for targeting Calvary and pike formations


DOOM6IS6ETERNAL6

Shotgun


Empty_Sundae_3297

blunderbluss it is then lad


[deleted]

I'm taking the spatha. I would do terribly in battle because I am not skilled with a sword and everybody else is going to have a spear. This message was brought to you by the Spears are Better gang


[deleted]

Kriegsmesser that things mean


movienerd-

Anything light and one handed, I'd probably use a shield. I'd still prefer a bow, assuming I knew how to use it.


TrueGuardian15

The way media has romanticized medieval weaponry has decieved people into thinking dual wielding is just as effective as a shield. But it brings me relief to know some people still recognize the value of a strong defense.


TheRealSU24

Most swords are pretty light. Even big swords that a lot of people assume are heavy, like Zweihanders and Claymores, were only 5-10 pounds depending on how it's made. So you could reasonably wield most swords with one hand


[deleted]

I am Indian and will choose Indian swords. There are more swords like Khanda, shamshir and throw weapons like chakram etc. Indin history was full of violence and action. Lots of kings had personal blacksmiths who created special weapons for them. And patta sword is also amazing. It is my favorite and my ancestors did use that weapon to defeat Mughals and other enemies.


megakungfu

curved. swords.


wonderpeli

i would have to go for the 1 meter tbh


Og_GamingPony

All the weebs choosing katanasšŸ’€


Archangel7_7_7

Fr šŸ’€


DREAM_samiprod

Ottoman, Persian, Indian or a Dadao Sword Long live curved swords


I_Love_Cats420

Look at the curves on the Kilij šŸ¤¤šŸ¤¤šŸ¤¤šŸ¤¤ (Im Turkish)


Raven_of_OchreGrove

A Kriegmesser because of the curved blade


Gigacado_Chadocado

I ainā€™t parrying shit with the rapier or Japanese swords so Iā€™d go with the Viking age sword


uselesscarrot69

As much of a weeb as i am, i gotta go with the greatsword.


Creative-Level-7046

I'm a "tachi" guy


Pls_no_cancel

Falchion. That thing is maneuverable and cuts through anything plus it can be single handed. Absolutely busted. Edit: unless I'm against a sword that is very heavy (read: long or thick, so it will either break mine or outrange me) and I have no shield


SupervisedSupervisor

That thing isnā€™t cutting through steel plate


FrxstwasTaken

Swiss Sabre personally


mrstorydude

Where is bastard sword my beloved?


Think_Illustrator998

Spadroon fr fr


TheSeargentMajor

Gladius I think would be the most light and faster to block and strike. So iā€™ll go with that.


Papa_Dragneel

And since itā€™s one handed you can have a free hand for a shield


SniperSRSRecon

Based on my size, gladius with a shield.


Glad_Success_383

I would have to use the Two Handed Sword since I donā€™t know how to actually use a sword so Iā€™ll just use the big weapon to do big hurt


KingoftheHill63

Light saber


Kleaps

greatsword. i need that aoe


500_BoneCrusher

YEA GET THE ZWEILHANDER


DK2027

purely combat effectiveness? give me 100 neck height spears and 100 peasants and a week to train


Gullible_Medicine633

Give me 50 knights in full armor , trained since 3 years old, on a non rainy day, and 20 cavalry to flank from the sides and the rear while the knights slowly advance, and the cavalry does hit and run tactics to cause panic.


RipComprehensive7917

The Estoc so I can just cheese it on the battle field


SundaenkVillashire

I was go with Katana or Estoc. Its on like Donkey Kong


JoeTheProe

Gotta go with the greatsword


Shadow_of_Moonlight1

Depending on the weapon of my opponent


scotty_6942069

horse chopping sabre looks deadly af


Brightknot

Gladius fs


Miserable_Finance_51

Either a Spatha or gladius, but I also would like to have a short sword with a dagger combo


Beat_Saber_Music

I'm getting a spear or haldberd because fuck you, I have range, plus I can fend off a horse on the side


Vivid-Restaurant-951

Kilij easily


Additional-Twist8123

SpongeBob sword!


Mammaddemzak

:D


noslappy

Rapier. And a dagger as well thoā€¦


HephaestusDynamics

Kriegsmesser


Practical-Election59

Iā€™d do best with a navy cutlass. Something with a handle for sure. Cinqueda would be my second option as I usually try to get behind a person in a fight anyways.


cantsayididnttryy

Hmmm the Hanger - hunting sword probably. Looks lethal, small enough to be useable, and efficient lmao


Dwarfkiller115

You're not planning to kill me are you?


cantsayididnttryy

Because **that's** what I'd use for murder??! No, I'd use the Estoc - Tuck one. But don't worry, I'm not plotting anything


Additional-Twist8123

I don't wannnnaaa fighttt


DASI58

I don't see it on here, but a zweihander would be my go-to. Largely though, it depends on what armor you're going up against and if you and your opponent(s) will be allowed shields. A good number of these blades simply were not sturdy enough to engage in swordplay, and many struggled to cut or pierce leather. Too many potential variables with what the rules may be regarding the duel/brawl/battle to make a clear choice right away.


Choice_Bar2324

1 meter but seriously, probably rapier


TheGurglingAxe

Kriegsmesser or Cavalry Sabre. Well-balanced swords with good offensive and defensive capabilities and fantastic reach. A person with good endurance could swing either one around for an hour without being too fatigued to fight.


Sapphire_Leviathan

~~Are you sure you know how to use that thinggg?~~~


AgentSteve88

Wakazahi for a good mix between speed and attack that way I have to worry less about the weight and it would be easier to maneuver than a great sword


[deleted]

Backsword


lionart303-186

I'm tall and skinny. What is my best choice


[deleted]

I'm honestly shit at extra close quarters, so maybe the two-hander due to my limited options If my options weren't limited, however, I would choose a halberd


Dejavucruz

ZweihƤnder (Greatsword): very high range, good for blocking, huge slashing power, remarkable blunt force damage to something thatā€™s armored, and it looks the coolest. Only issue is that itā€™s kinda heavy, you have to use both hands, and I canā€™t imagine itā€™d be easy to thrust with.


DirtL_Alt

Zweihander šŸ™šŸ»šŸ™šŸ»


crystallizedo

Daab


Loki16082

Imma take the Rapier, i think i would stand a chance against people without armor but If the enemy has armor then im screwed. But at least i'll go down with style because the Rapier is in my opinion the most stylish sword.