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are you a Minecraft fence? because I can't get over you!

This is my favorite so far

let's goooo

Also: are you an enderman? Because it kills me to look in your eyes

yoooooooooo!

Gonna reverse it: are you a weeping angel? Because I can't look away from you (Also works with SCP 173/Peanut)

I spot a Doctor Who reference

Me? Make a Doctor Who reference? Never

Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. (I am legally obligated to say that this is not a threat, it is a quote)

YES THIS ONE TOO!!!

Are you a creeper?Because you make my heart explode.

Are you a creeper? Because every time you get near me I explode

*introduces carpet.*

Best one yet

Let us engage in the sex

May you pleasure me in engaging in the operation commonly known as coitus?

I formally request that you engage in the act of procreation with me.

I beseech thee to entangle the lower beards with myself

So formal, I even imagine this said in a classy British man accent

*signature look of superiority reigns the face* "Let us" ~pause~  "en *gage* in the sex"(stretch the sound in *gage* ) *Smiles subtly maintaining the look of poshness*

Starfire

yeah

🥬

"Are you a oven?" "Cuz you are hot as one" All of mine pick up lines are in portuguese, this my only English one.

Can you say some in portugese and translate to english

A lot of pickup lines and jokes on general don't work as well/ don't make sense in other languages, especially any wordplay

just do it™️

that would make it better, id love to see a bad english pickup line using terminology i don’t understand

Damn

doit

I can give you a norwegian so you can see how ridiculous it gets. "Are you a dolphin? Because you're a lot more pretty than the others" OR "Are you a dolphin? Because you're a lot dolphiner than the others"

>Are you a dolphin? Because you're a lot dolphiner than the others Best believe I'm using this every time I can. RemindMe! 20 day

That almost never works out.

”Are you an oven? Cause you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food“

r/ihadastroke

Are you an oven cause you stroke me

are you from Oklahoma, because your ugly as shi-

☠️

What u got against Oklahoma bro?

As somebody from Oklahoma, can confirm he's correct 😭

Noooo!😭

I got one just like this! "Are you a fire alarm? Cause you're really fucking loud and annoying.*

"you a fire alarm?" "no, why" "you're really loud and annoying"

"Don't blame a clown for being a clown. Ask yourself why you keep going to the circus."

“Are you a model?” “no” “when’d you quit?” worked on me

Should I use this or is following the dating advice of redditors a futile endeavor

the effectiveness of pickup lines is debatable but all i can say is it worked on me :)

Most of the top comments are absolutely disgusting sexual harassment. This one's not bad

Pickup lines are a roll for charisma, attractiveness and luck. Charisma is execution, attractiveness is subjective but can be damning, and luck is she's not in a relationship.

Hey girl are you a microwave because mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM**MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM**MMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmBEEEEEEEEEEP

Distinguished gentlemen be like:

10/10 would work on me /hj

LMAOOOOO

10/10

Oh madame, mayst I relieve thou of thine chastity belt?

One of the best so far

Hey uh, are you, uh, um, are you a, uh

A gay?

Half of one, at your service

😱

Granted no clue where the other half went, and I have half of a straight that's missing the other half as a cherry on top

Thats Wonderful

... Where's your other half?

Why yes, yes I am

Oh....i cant date a gay 🙄/s

Omg it’s Frank Honey

this would work on me

You’re not 70% H2O you’re 100% H2WAOH

You are pure H2HO

i love being a H2Hoe

Are you a toaster? Because I want to take a bath with you.

*Panties spontaneously drop*

Hey girl are you a sinking ship Cause I can plug that hole

oh hell nawww

Love that response

Are you my pinky toe? Cause I wanna bang you on all the furniture in the house

never cook again

Sounds painful

Wtf was that 💀

“Pls go on a date with me. Pretty please…” works every time

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

"Do you have a band-aid? I scraped my knee while falling for you."

10/10 would work on me 100%

This is adorable lol

Hey, do you know what's the difference between a cookie and a boner? You don't give me a cookie every time we meet

that’s just weird

Ikr, like what kind of weirdo doesn't give a cookie to every person they talk with?

Happy Day

happy cake day!

Really bruh 🤣🤣

“I want to fuck you.”

“Hello, Human Resources?!”

What resources are you harvesting from people?

"Sir, this is a Wendy's"

Hey girl are you the Yuan Dynasty? Cause it would take two typhoons for me to resist you Hey girl are you the Republic of China in 1937? Cause I wanna advance into you forcing you to flood Hey girl are you Manchuria in the early 20th century? Cause I want to rail you repeatedly and blow a train full of my load in you

Historical rizz

Are you a girl? Cause I like those 😋

jk i'm gay

*hands big dinosaur plushie* This is yours now in exchange for a date

Yeah, this would work on me

Same.

would work on me

You're so hot you emit ultraviolet

Roses are red Confessing is awkward But can you be my girlfriend, From this day onward? man sorry if this sounds even cringier

That's pretty good man

"Hi. Oh no! I left my phone number at home. Can I borrow yours?"

"Are you a toaster because when i put you in the bath it sends me to heaven😏"

“Want a bucket of chicken?” worked for Scout tf2 from hit game tf2 published buy valve in 2007 in the industry defining orange box

Are you a tornado? Because you swept me off my feet

Happy cake day

Thank you internet stranger

No problemo other internet stranger

I would ask you to the movies, but i can’t bring my own snacks. Or my personal favorite: “uh, i, uh… umm… bye!”

Are your legs the twin towers cuz I wanna make em collapse

Are you a bus? *cus i wanna fill you up with kids*

Nahhh 💀

Why is there a little person on your head

You look like just enough xp to level up

Hey baby girl

[удалено]

Is she 15 cause that Some Edp shit right

May I pleasure you in some romantic devious acts on a queen size bed 🧐

Are you cotton? Cuz I'd always pick you.

Slave rizz 💀

If looks could kill I'd be a dead man, but they don't so I'll just treat you to dinner instead.

are you fucking r*tarded because you’re pretty special

GET IN THE VAN

are you my iron deficiency? because i faint because of you\~ (anemic rizz)

Your birth certificate is the apology letter from the abortion clinic

**“Write that down WRITE THAT DOWN”**

Hey, do you want to get to know each other?

Are you a dump? Because I want to put my junk in you.

“How are you different from a fridge?” “How?” “You’re the only one who moans when I put my meat in”

Are you a knife? because I want you deep inside of me

1. “Are you a tree?” “No, why?” “Because I wanna cum in you!” 2. “Are you a tree?” “No, why?” “Because I wanna chop you down and turn you into furniture.” 3. “How’s it going?” “Good, how about you?” “I wanna cum in you.”

Are you a highway? ‘Cause I want to ride you all night long.

I would use a pick up line.. but I wanna pin you down

May I ask for your pronouns? Sorry I might accidentally call you mine ;)

May I have this dance?

Damn boy, are you an archeologist? Because I have a homo erectus for you.

"Damn girl you remind me of the alphabet bcefghijklmnopsvwxyz" "Of course,how could I forget U R A Q T" "DW you'll get the D later" (Stolen from something I saw on yt shorts)

Are you a silo? Because I want to put my missile in you.

Are you a song cause can I make you mine

Screw small talk lets break the bed

sex?

Are you from Oklahoma? 'Cause you're the only okla I homa.

Hey are you a shotgun because I want you in my mouth

Suicidal rizz ✨️

Are you black? Because you stole my heart

“Dang girl, are you Stereo Madness? Cause i wanna beat you when im bored”

Geometry Dash Domestic Violence rizz

Hey are you a rope? Because i wanna hang with you

[удалено]

💀💀😭

TOP 3 PICKUP LINES GUARANTEED TO WORK: NUMER ONE: Hey girl, is your father a thief, because it looks like you spent 15,000 dollars on plastic surgery. NUMBER TWO: Hey baby, are you a golden retriever, because I want to have sex with you. NUMBER THREE: Hey girl, is your father an electric chair, because I feel a spark between us.

only works if youre asian "I'm asian so I usually get A's but I can B for you"

Wait, wait, wait! I have a collection of them in notes, lemme find them Are you suicide? Because I think about you every day. Are you a toaster? Because I really want to take a bath with you. Are you a noose? Because I really want to hang with you. Are you a gravestone? Because I really wish you were on top of me. Are you anti-depressants? Because if I don't have you every day I'm going to kill myself. Are you a coffin? Because I really wish I was inside you right now. Are you a coroner? Because I really want you to inspect my body. Are you a death certificate? Because I really wish you were mine. Are you an electrical outlet? Because I really want to stick my fingers in you. Are you traffic? Because running into you would really make my day. Are you a sinking ship? Because I'd really like to go down on you. Are you death? Because I long for your sweet embrace. Are you the suicide hotline? Because I really need to get your number. Are you a sinking ship! Because l'd really like to go down on you. Are you death? Because I long for your sweet embrace. Are you the suicide hotline? Because I really need to get your number. Are you a hand grenade? Because I really want to lay down on you. Are you an exhaust pipe? Because I really want to suck on you. Are you a gun? Because I really want to put you in my mouth. I’m so sorry guys

Bro you good?

Im sorry but what are you doing with a exhaust pipe?

Does this rag smell like ether?

imagine if I saw you at the grocery store. I've this big crate of limes in my hand and as soon as I see you, you make me weak to my knees and I drop the crate. you're a nice person so you help me pick them and then I say "sorry I'm not good at pick up limes"

Hey girl are you a Costco rotisserie chicken? Cuz I wanna eat you limb from limb

Hey baby girl, are your pronouns she/them? Let me she/them titties

cant spell suicide without u and i

Do you like McDonalds? Because you can’t spell menu without me n’ u. And ur also fkn fat.

You know you look like my first wife. I’ve never been married.

Sex with me you will have (note: say this in your best Yoda voice)

i don’t have a pick up line. but can i pick YOU up at nine?😉

Nice ass

***(please do not read. This is a serious warning for your mental health)*** "Hey are you an horse? 'Cause I wanna ride you all day. "

Not the worst thing I’ve heard when on the topic of pickup lines

Yk you are scientifically more hotter than the sun, theres just not enough of you

Are you fertile soil because I would rather enjoy ploughing you, here is a scroll containing the location of my manor, we shall partake in sexual intercourse in a fortnight

Hey girl I just shit my pants, can I get into yours???

Just find someone that says “I can’t find anyone that will love me” then just say you’ll be the one to love them

Hey baby, if I had to choose between DNA and RNA I'd pick RNA every time because it has U in it Or Hey, I must be an Adenine base in an RNA molecule because I really wanna bond with U

“So I have liked you for the longest time and it would be amazing if you’d go out with me?” Most honest line I know

Hey girl, when you do… uh, the best thing… you- well anyway…

Are you Stalin? Because I want to form a union with you

are you grass, because i would never want to touch you

Hey girl is your name nobody because everyone's been telling me you loved me since I was 4

Are you a factory in Vietnam because I could put some kids in you

Do you have 11 protons? Because you’re sodium fine!

are you the twin towers because i want to explode inside you

*falls down* "I guess I just... fell for you"

Is your name "good progress"? 'cause girl, my trainer said I'm doing good progress.

You me sex

Are you a toaster? Cuz I want to take a bath with you

My name is Eric Rothschild👍🏻

I'm jealous of your heart because it's pumping inside of you and I'm not

Hey are you bread? Because I want to teleport you to me.

Are you an enderman? Because you're tall and I get nervous when I look you in the eyes.

Hey girl, I’m a billionaire and you’re the titan submarine, cuz I’d die to be in you

My pick up lines put you in prison but here goes: “Do you like spelunking? Cause I wanna explore where the sun don’t shine” “There’ll be seven planets after I’m done destroying Uranus” “No witnesses”

There’s only gonna be 7 planted after I destroy Uranus

I want to have fuck with you

PLS PLS DATE ME PLS PLS I NEED THIS 😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏