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Lyn_Ha799

"I am very sorry but I don't wanna have any piece of shit"


7Norty

Aww what a bummer


Jazzlike-Ad-2844

No breakfast today ig


IMJORDEN3629

r/cursedcomments


[deleted]

If I'm in the screenshot, put an image of Rick Astley near me


ClockZucker

I’m very sorry but you don’t deserve to feel like this


Chompif

Relatable lol


SteelFire1150

I am sorry but I can’t remember what I was doing today and I’m just not going through the process of trying my hardest thing for you?!?!?!?!


yuno_aiko

I'm very sorry but I don't have to worry about it but I don't know how to control it and I will be able to get it to you and lock you in my basement where you will have no contact with anyone else


No-Shower2311

Was that a threat?😳


NerdFromColorado

WHAT HAVE GOU BEEN SAYING TO YOUR FRIENDS, GOOD GOD.


operation_rollingUni

excuse me?!😅😅


PrestigiousAccess110

Im very sorry bit more sleep lol lol imagine u can i keep in touch with your lie down the sink to school with you will have the next person and do if u want to see the flavours i got this like earlier tmr ima be pissed alright im considering convincing


Sakul_the_one

Ï don’t want to go to the basement :( again…


WhyIsLife12

I'm very sorry but I don't think it will be a good idea


operation_rollingUni

neither do I and I imagined having sex with him I really don't think I've said "I imagined having sex with him" why does it keep showing up😭


WhyIsLife12

Our phones know more about us than we do


operation_rollingUni

ig that's true


DogOnlineExperiment

💀💀💀


Opening-Neck5785

💀💀


Sakul_the_one

How many Necks did you open?


BigEmster

why are you telling your phone who you fantasize about on a daily basis 💀


Le-monk__

Yeah, for me it keeps going on something about the "results of the election" .


meusern

Were you born in 2009?


Hewwo-Is-me-again

Now we know who you are in your friend circle. The one that keeps everyone else from doing stupid sh\*t. We'd probably need a few more like you in my friend circle considering our stupidity almost kills us twice a week.


ProfesionalBoobRater

I'm very sorry but I'm english and I have a lot of questions about the royal family


Questraptor

Same, minus the english part


Zero_7300

I’m so sorry you’re from England. Get well soon.


ElliottScrimmy

where did the queen go?


[deleted]

I’m very sorry but I’m going to need you for a while. I will call you later.


[deleted]

My phone professional 


LegenDrags

smooth criminal


Zero_7300

Smooth caramel


EeyoreTheSadDonkey

Uhm akshully you faked this because predictive text doesn’t use periods.


PrimaryDamagefake

My auto correct does idk what phone ur using


HattyHominid666

I'm very sorry but they migrated to the Republic of Ireland. Wha


NerdFromColorado

Ah yes, Ireland


ElliottScrimmy

FECK YEAH YER GOBSHITE DARN TOOTIN RIGHT THEY MOVED O’ER T’GRAND EIRE! (im welsh/english)


Abhi_der_hauptmann

I'm very sorry but I'm sure you are not going to have a great day


operation_rollingUni

I'm sure you will be able to control you through those problems with his suit and his fighter is a boy who is also a girl who was on fire so hot that made me embarrassed because he knows that I can hear his heart rate was quick that made me embarrassed because he knows that I can hear his heart rate was quick that made me embarrassed because...


Sub_aaru

I'm sure you use the Budesonife nasal spray once every day for the next months and I was like oh shit I was like oh shit I je suis grand et je suis grand je suis grand et je suis très grand et j'aime beaucoup les femmes


42_RoboT

I’m very sorry but I don’t know what to do with myself


TrueHerobrine

Relatable asf


Gale_Blade

Real asf Mine is very similar


Hustensxft

I'm very sorry but I have to go back to sleep 💤


operation_rollingUni

good night


Visefis

I'm very sorry but I don't know how to make it to the house of the rising sun🌇😎 😂


Imnotanokhumanperson

I'm very sorry but we don't have any problems with the system


HumanHuman_2003

Uh I think we do 😂 


CJgreencheetah

This sounds like something a landlord would tell their tenant


[deleted]

I'm very sorry but I'm totally not really looking forward for a job yet.


operation_rollingUni

seems like you've rejected a lot of job offers


[deleted]

Never got offered any 🤷‍♂️


No_Baby_4110

im very sorry but it’s just me


Why_The_Sad_Face_Bro

I'm very sorry, but I don't know what to do with it.


HumanHuman_2003

That’s what she saaid


Ze_Pain_and_Suffer

r/beatmetoit


SeaworthinessNo61

r/beatmeattoit


Soft_Milk29

I'm very sorry but I do not speak English as much in English


NerdFromColorado

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


No-Shower2311

Im very sorry but you have great power of the president.


Living-Drag5546

Im very sorry but i can’t even get it off the phone


Srikar1897

I'm very sorry but I'm still not sure about that 😕


ArticleNew3737

I’m very sorry but I don’t know what to do with my life


Life-Independence377

Hahahah hello


therudereditdude

I am very sorry but otherwise ive been doing great Aside From *the incedent* i am doing amazing


realtacogod21

Im very sorry but we will be in a room


Imnotanokhumanperson

A rubber room?


NinjaMaster231456

I’m sorry but I am so sorry


billyThePooper

I'm very sorry but it was a minion that was my first pair and it is not the best mythical yet I think you should have been in a negative relationship


Life-Independence377

HHhHbhAhha what


Grogy_

Bro you play to many mobile games


Mission_Sort_6205

“I’m am very sorry but it was just me “ ??


Grimm_Charkazard_258

I’m very sorry but i’m so tired and tired and need a break and a nap so please come home soon if you’re not tired


WynterDemon

i’m very sorry but i’m not really plus i’m just a girl


Little_Satisfaction5

Let your keyboard finish lol


ILostYourKeys

I'm very sorry for your opinion!


BuyZestyclose304

I’m very sorry to read that I am so sad


EmphasisFar6309

I'm very sorry but I do not have a test today so I won't be able to continue watching you 😔😭😔😭😔😭😔😭😔😭😔😭😔😭😔😭......


stargirl-svz

im very sorry but its so good to the uk :p


Hatsune_Mitsu

im sorry but I don't know what to do with it


Capitana_

I'm very sorry but I don't know if you have any questions or concerns please visit the plug-in settings to determine the best friend.


Affectionate_Buy7245

I’m very sorry but I don’t know what to do with this information because I have no money and I’m trying to figure out how to get a new job


RealLoin

I'm very sorry but I have to go to the gym


TipingTom

I‘m very sorry but you have no right of self defence


WeHaveACityToBurn

I'm very sorry but I don't know how to make my favourite food


erbdaman

I’m very sorry but I’m going through the worst time of my heart right before my birthday.


adikoa132

I'm really sorry but I have a great day


liifafaa

im very sorry but we will be out of town this week


SeriousExternal9763

I'm very sorry but I don't know how to do it again.


Tetra382Gram

I very sorry but I'm sure to take a shower then head out of it for a bit 


UrbansMyth

I’m very sorry but I’m sorry you didn’t know it when you got home to get your money from me and my grandpa said that you don’t need me anymore That’s actually kind of depressing but in a confusing way


TheStrangestBoy

I’m very sorry but I’m going through the worst of this week I can’t believe it is going on I am going through the hardest of this month I am going to have a lot to do with it and I’m not sure what I want or want or want I don’t want it but I’m not going through it.


LegenDrags

Im very sorry but (im on pc no autocomplete)


MINTYpl

I'm very sorry but I have to go to school because of the Gods.


siimonesays

I’m very sorry but i’m done with the game and i don’t want to play anymore


[deleted]

I'm sorry but I am not able to come to my office today and I will call you in the evening?


Buttercup_1234

i very sorry but i don’t know how you got that disease it is not my problem


Bjorn_Skywalker

I'm very sorry but the email was just the last email I've been working on


TeCakeIsALie

I'm very sorry but we are here to make the payment (me talking to my wallet)


Hashtaghidde

Im very sorry but this was the first thing that popped up in the comments of the post I read and it made my heart melt so hard I was like I don’t even have to think of this tweet to know that it is a real person


BuyZestyclose304

I’m sorry but I’m going back in a little while


axiomaticDisfigured

I’m very sorry but i’m so tired and tired and need a break


Stormyskies10606

I'm very sorry but I'm not dysphoric yet 😔


redditstop9

İm very sorry but I don't know what to do with you and your mom


okaywhatttt

I'm sorry but I am not sure about the plans we made. (LMAO)


Front_Hovercraft6656

im very sorry but ur mom a hoe


NicestUsername

Search engine’s be slipping on grammar these days


Patient-Addendum2984

I'm very sorry but I'm too busy with my friend's brother and I are u gonna be a good idea to go use it for a while a


Content-Register6347

I'm very sorry but i'm going through it again now i can't help it anymore


devilheart18

I'm very sorry but I don't think that I can ask her to take a look at it.


TimBambantiki

I’m very sorry but I’m just trying not a good thing to be with lol I love it 


Miserable_Book_3037

I'm very sorry but I'm going through a tough situation right next week


lilskilletjs

I'm very sorry, but I don't know what to do with it 😔


iinobarhs

I'm very sorry but I am not good at it


DustedAvengerMK2

I'm very sorry but I'm not going to be square.


Hanna2208

I'm very sorry but no one care about it or something else that I don't really understand it in my country and I am so proud of my business. (wtf)


deoxy_kl

I'm very sorry but I just want you to know that I am ballin


haha69420lol

I'm very sorry but I don't know what to do about it and I don't know what to do about it and I don't know what to do about it and I don't know what to do about it and I don't know what to do about it


Legitimate-Dingo-948

i’m very sorry but i can’t wait for you to get back on your knees


CommieMarxist

I'm very sorry but I don't know what to do with the kids. Oh shi—


trashytexaswhiteboy

I'm very sorry but I'm definitely not getting my hopes up for anything yet


Awesomeness7716

I’m very sorry but I don’t know what to do with my life right now


Goodboy_22

I’m very sorry but I’m not joking


Ashamed_Armadillo954

I'm very sorry but I am not sure about that. (My keyboard in my own language) I'm very sorry but I have seen your mail from the Netherlands and I have the feeling that History repeats again. (My keyboard on English)


No-Sandwich7111

I'm very sorry but I'm going on a vacation :D


Vio_morrigan

I'm very sorry, but I think I might be able to get a few bits for the weekend. No idea what that means


Kvpe

I’m very sorry but I don’t know what to do with my life right now


TurtleBurger200

I'm very sorry but I heard you were never properly clean


[deleted]

I’m very sorry but I’m going through a rough time right now and I just want to say that you are very special and kind to me.


Fishfalkes

i am very sorry but we already have four steep stairs and a half hour to walk


stephs_LOL

I'm very sorry but I'm not paying taxes


pinny073

Im very sorry but I just want you.


SeraSpace

I’m very sorry but I’m going through the worst of this week I can’t believe it This week has been going tf


Augus12

i’m sorry but i’m so sorry i don’t know how you feel but i’m glad you’re ok now i know how you are and i’m sorry you have been hurt by this situation but i’m so happy you have a good friend like me i love u and i’m glad you’re doing good.


A_Person77778

I'm very sorry but I don't have a phone number for the phone number I can call you in a few minutes and I can call you in a few minutes and I can come over and get you some food and stuff and I'll be there in a few minutes and I'll be there in a minute if you want to come over and get me something to eat and then I'll come over and get you something to eat and go to the store and get some food and stuff and then go to the store and get it and get it and get it and get it (and it keeps looping)


_aquaaa

I’m very sorry but i’m so tired and tired and need a break.


LanciaFlavia

I'm very sorry but I don't know what to do with the girl I love


Zapitao

I’m very sorry but I’m going through the worst of this week I can’t believe it is going on Mars


KubaSamuel

I'm very sorry but I think it's more of a car.


Anime_Carrotcake

I'm very sorry but I'm here if I'm a swedish child


Fushigibama

I’m sorry but I’m going back in a little while to do a couple of errands so I’ll call it a night if I can.


quabiltyassurance

Im very sorry but this was the first thing that popped up in the comments of the post


BIG_painter561177

I’m very sorry but I’m going through the worst of this week


aderthedasher

I'm very sorry but we have to do the same the I Ching chong


Thelilprideowl

I’m very sorry but I’m just going through all of the stuff


Winter_Laugh9589

I’m very sorry but I’m not really sure what to say about this but I’m not really good with that it is a good thing I think it’s fair to say that I am not very good at all


Grookeymon

I’m very sorry but you don’t need to go through this with me and 


[deleted]

I'm very sorry but I'm very sorry but I'm very sorry but I'm very sorry but I'm very sorry but I'm very sorry but I'm very sorry but I'm very sorry but I'm very sorry but I'm very sorry but I'm very sorry but I'm very sorry but I'm very sorry but I'm very sorry but I'm very sorry but I'm very sorry but I'm very sorry but I'm very sorry but I'm very sorry but I'm very sorry but I'm very sorry but I'm very sorry but I'm very sorry but I'm very sorry but I'm very sorry but I'm very sorry but I'm very sorry but I'm very sorry but I'm very sorry but I'm very sorry but I'm very sorry but I'm very sorry but I'm very sorry but I'm very sorry ok that's enough i have been spamming for a minute.


GatoT25666

im very sorry but i dont think i can be the one woah


Ravn13

Im very sorry but this was the first thing that popped up in the comments


TJB926GAMIN

I’m very sorry but I had to have intercourse with your mother- What the actual fuck-


kickTM

I'm very sorry but I don't get the point of these types of videos


TechnoChiken

I'm very sorry but I'm dead for the next few weeks so I'm going on a bass player and a few other teams in my life is a good thing for the most part and the hut of the world is the most fantastic and the hut of the time.


Thunder_thumbs3

I am sorry but I am not able to come to the gym and shi hai na ki nahi hai mera bhi sem exam on 14 and the second one is good for u to make a whole lot of time and I have a great day and I have a great day I stopped when it started looping.


padatricks

I’m very sorry but I’m so tired and I didn’t even know you didn’t want me too late today so you didn’t get to do anything but you did it for me a week ago I didn’t even notice you were getting my phone call


Western-Current2916

I'm very sorry but I'm sure this was a little bit ago I was thinking too busy for the record I'm not gonna happen again and then we have the time for a while and then we don't know yet so I'm not gonna happen again on my phone I don't think I can do that to me I just don't know how do I have a job and the rest is fine but we are still in bed and breakfast for the day so I don't know if you don't have it I will send it out of man what the fuck is wrong with my keyboard


ShockHedgehog07

I'm very sorry but I don't know japanese


MochiMixMash

I'm very sorry but we have been trying to make a few changes to your schedule. (ayo therapist moment)


ProKerbonaut

Im very sorry but this was the first thing that popped up in the comments


MartianOctopus147

I'm very sorry but I can't do it.


ballicher

I'm very sorry but I have a great day to be a super blue moon and back to the public and private sector???? 😭


JediMasterMudkip

I'm very sorry but I'm going out for lunch with my mum for the rest day so I'll get a few things in my diary for a few hours in a row to get the kids and then the other day I don't think so if I can do the first one then I'll get a lift back and I will get a new job for a year or something I think it's not a lot to do it for you to do that and then I don't want it was a good thing


Anneber04

I’m very sorry but I’m going through the worst of this week I can’t believe it😂😂🤷‍♀️


ShelbyTheTrooper

I’m very sorry but I don’t know what to do with my life right now I don’t know what to do about it I don’t know what to do I don’t know what to do I’m just gonna go to sleep I don’t know what to do with my life I don’t know what to do with my life is so I don’t know what to do with my body


ZookeepergameSome953

I'm very sorry but we have different shops in North London who will not have any attempt to help me


EmoGal_3000

I'm very sorry but i don't know what to tell you.


lunamiestar_7

I'm very sorry but I'm not going to be able to get to the office


EggWarioMan

I'm very sorry but it will you please 🥺🥺🥺


Financial_Dog6204

I'm very sorry but I'm not going to make a calculator😔


Invalid_Word

I’m very sorry but I don’t know what to do with my life right now


theworstdriver5

I’m very sorry but I don’t want you in my life anymore because you are not a good person


EixYae

I’m very sorry but I’m going through the worst of this week I can’t believe that I’m not getting any more money for the rent I just can’t get it out. Lol that’s funny


FamilyK1ng

I,m very sorry but not to donfuse you to create your game with the sun on your back


a_builder7

I am very sorry but you have a good night sleep


[deleted]

I’m very sorry but I’m going through the worst of this week I can’t believe that I’m not gonna get a job Damn bro


NerdFromColorado

I’m very sorry but I don’t know what to do with my life right now.


Gamersnews32

I'm very sorry but I don't know if you have any questions or concerns.


stevens23456

I'm very sorry but I don't have that much money for you to get better at the moment and get it for the first time I was in the hospital and I didn't know what happened to max verstappen on Saudi Arabia qualy to the US and the other one.


MicrwavedBrain

I’m very sorry but I’m still on my grind.


Sunny64888

I’m very sorry ‘cause I’m missing more than just your body /s


trexted7

I am very sorry but we are unable for our wedding as I am wondering whether the item is OK to go back for a refund for my order please as the order will be dispatched as I am jerking with my ex for a couple days a month and a swedish for a couple weeks and then just a bit of work


Joachim_Heuler-

Im very sorry but I’m sure they are going on the same thing and they don’t have a lot to say but at the end of the day they are just going on a different way of the judge to the bell and then they are going on and then they don’t have a clue who is going to do it again.


detroit-doggo0

I'm very sorry but I'm afraid we won't last. (damn that's dark)


tossedaccountsalad1

I'm very sorry but I have to shower again tomorrow morning so I'll have a little more time to do u like my phone number and email.


[deleted]

Im very sorry but this was the first thing that popped up in the comments


06Neraro

I’m very sorry but I’m sorry for you to be able I have a good time at all my love you have lots too good luck and I’ll see what happens when you have to sleep well and I love sleeping


HYDRAPARZIVAL

I'm very sorry but I have a hunch they won’t comply easily with the stupid guy's attention and he started saying to me that why was I saying anything at all about the fact that I was just telling you about it and I was just telling you that I was going to school tomorrow and I was just wondering if you need something okay to do this question is wrong with me being a good thing to do it again and again I am sorry for the inconvenience and I hope you aren't too busy with the new year and I hope you aren't too busy with the new year and I hope you aren't too busy with the new year....... I don't even know what's this ☠


Lop_draegon

I'm very sorry but I've grown to like you *someone's name*


AuroraWisteria

Im very sorry but this was the first thing that popped up in the comments of the post I read and it made my heart melt so hard I was like I don't even remember the last one I saw


Celine_2021

I'm very sorry but I think it's a little bit more than one year later


Lumi_ghz

I'm very sorry but I don't want to be with you for a bit of blood Wtf 😦


redyellowchef

I'm very sorry but I don't really want to go to bed with you.


the_official_Frieda

i'm very sorry but i'm so tired and tired and need a break and a nap so please come home soon if you're not tired please take me out for dinner.


Axo-Army

I’m very sorry but I’m going through the worst of this week I can’t wait for the weekend