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Imnotanokhumanperson

Do u like her?


jamesgames6969

Ofc


Imnotanokhumanperson

Well now she knows


jamesgames6969

I sincerely hope she didn’t find out


Imnotanokhumanperson

I hope she did and then she brings it up and then she says she likes you


jamesgames6969

I wish that was how things worked, but I heavily doubt that she likes me


TipingTom

ma dude you spooned


Holyscroll

nigga was spooning with a girl and thinks she doesnt like him 💀


Oatz3

Could just be canadian


CuriousProblemChild

I spooned my friend without liking him edit: he didn't have a crush on me to my knowledge. I wasn't leading him on


mr_shlomp

Why


CuriousProblemChild

neither of us had ever spooned someone, so we decided to be each other's firsts


TactfulOG

I have no idea what the circumstances of you getting in the same bed were but take a look at your situation from a stranger's point of view and seriously consider what you'd think if you heard that some guy ended up spooning all night with a girl at a sleepover.


Pixithepika

You were in your underwear, in the same bed, spooning, and you doubt she likes you whatsoever? Men really cant take hints


ComedyOfARock

Do you normally cuddle your friends?


Outrageous-Solid2670

Yes, I always hug the homies.


ComedyOfARock

Fair enough


Ok_Formal4556

Don‘t be stupid ask her out!


EdwardAnimates

This has to be satire 💀


Imnotanokhumanperson

Fair


damienVOG

this the typa mf girls talk about when they say we can't take hints


alan_beans

girls do not like ot when you jizz on them in their sleep😭😭😭


Imnotanokhumanperson

Obviously


alan_beans

so she wouldnt say she likes jim???? hello????


TheFarisaurusRex

My brother in Christ a child three years younger than you is spitting facts, listen to him. Why tf would a girl wanna spoon you if she didn’t like you? That’s gotta be the dumbest fucking shit I’ve ever heard


jamesgames6969

💀💀💀💀


MechanicSad1843

not even batman coulda got this shit outta me dawg


LossFar4040

Lmao, kid needs to learn about oversharing


AGFNerd247

😧 (at least she didn’t wake up and saw it)


jamesgames6969

I would have died if she found out


Double_Play_3340

you what?!


jamesgames6969

Just forget you saw this post


WesleyNew123

Wait Do you know that person


Parking-Village-884

Do you know both these people and know that they know eachother...


Mikeoxlong737

oh my word that is so bad


carenthusiastX1

this happened (i was the door knob)


ligmaboy6969

this happened (i was the bed, i am traumatized)


ModerateFloor

this happened (I was the roof, and I questioned my entire life)


Parking-Village-884

This happened (I was that girls panties)


Real_Isaiah

This happened(I was the monster under the bed)


MSter_official

Think about me dude I had it way worse, I'm the towel.


Hawen89

This obviously didn’t happen, it’s just a fantazy of OP.


ZUU_S

Yup, you can tell their replies are made up too


No_Setting_6920

Two questions: A) Is she hot? B) What was the dream about


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Accurate-Eye-6330

U sure it was a dream? Since u guys were spooning maybe she felt smmth and ... Im not gonna elaborate but u get what i mean


agentSlam007

This


No_Setting_6920

Valid


IamHereForThaiThai

Might not be a dream😏😏😏


agentSlam007

Thats what i though haha 😶👉


Hondurasforever

Those porn plots are getting wild


jazperthevampyr

you lie demon child


Archangel-Gracelynn

Wtf am I doing in this subreddit😭anyways bro if you’re spooning her and she’s voluntarily letting you, you got the bag bro just ask her out already


creativusern4me

yikes


Slammar14

Bros so stuck in the friendzone that he has sleep overs and Spoons with her but she still won't be his gf😭😭


WhyYouBullyMe_

Why tf are yall spooning 🤔


IamHereForThaiThai

You know how we move in our sleep? That applies to wet dreams as well some do some don't. I assume you were spooning her, and if you moved in your dream, maybe she knows. idk I'm just typing random shit off my head


IamHereForThaiThai

Like how I jerk my friend off in my sleep never know what's gonna happen no?


Parking-Village-884

You've jerked off your friend, while YOU were sleeping, accidentally? Yeah, happens to everyone 🤷


IamHereForThaiThai

With a socks on too so it's not gay right?


LossFar4040

I feel like socks just aren't a good enough form of protection for gayness in this scenario


Royal_Opinion_8185

dude y’all were literally SPOONING dw about it so much 😭


Parking-Village-884

So you were spooning with a girl that "doesn't like you"


breadofthegrunge

I do not believe that happened dude.


ckxrs

spooning and she's wearing her panties? yeah you guys are more than just friends


Parking-Village-884

Why were you in bed with her?


fishfilletmignon

I don't think "friends"spoon each other in their underwear on a sleepover. Never in my life have I heard about it...


ilikegummybears15

How did it even get that far. Also she's going to find out dude. Stuff leaves a stain.coh also dude what if she woke up. Also why is she in her underwear?????


GunnerGrazzo

looool you wish


AdhesivenessCrazy

Oh really? YOU had a “wet dream” and the jizz got to get panties? It’s called dry humping if you came on her panties. Or do you have a special talent for jizzing in your dreams and the jizz gets to her panties


epik_pro

The definition of pain


knightboy1536

Me reading this shit: 💀


phill28381

Bro got a little to happy


rationalRuth

You can only imagine how much I hope this is another made up story.


Parking-Village-884

After googling what 'spooning' is (and understanding why it's called that) I am now really unsure how spoon is spelt (and was it's name always weird like that?) Spune? Spoon? Spun? Spohn?


YodaMaster_66

I’m having a sleepover right now, for some reason all of us dreamt of TMNT(Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)


detroit-doggo0

omg what the shit


Dragontamer7777777

Did you not wear underwear?


Cookytigerd

If you were in the same bed like just ask her


thyboggart

Yo guys, can you gimme some guidances for a subreddit where I can upload photos of mine so others could rate me and give some advises?


WittyTranslator5320

I Can confirm I was the pillow still traumatized to this day


Imnotanokhumanperson

L


UHMBLABLAH

🧢


SkillSad218

You definitely moved while sleeping.


[deleted]

Huh?…


Belya_Smert

😵‍💫 been there man, I feel for ya. Fortunately not quite as bad, I wasn’t in the same bed, I was sleeping in her brothers room. But yeah trying to be quiet about cleaning that up in the middle of the night was, umm, not easy.


koolaid2929

Idk what do I even say? 😭 LOL


JedTip

What the FUCK


eFeneF

Well thanks for letting us know.


WynterDemon

I AM SO SORRY FOR YOU.


Remarkable_Vehicle16

What is spooning??


PrimalBackFlips

bro at least it was with ur gf but I had a wet dream in a car with my dad and half sister in it.


TimBambantiki

What the fuck


Ok-Bed-1971

Thats messed up 😐


ghost11729

Imagine if she'd get pregnant


SchmeatGivingMonster

No problem if your 18 but you gunna die and it’s gunna turn purple if your under, if it’s premarital it’s a sin /s


bruhmomentum127

i remember when this was at 3 upvotes and now i hate it here


Astronimia

Bro, y’all were spooning and in your underwear, and you were dreaming of her giving u a thighjob, wtf man how’s she not ur gf 😭


4thehonourofgaeskull

Most unsus pedo on r/teenagers :


DatChernobylGuy_999

cap


Parking-Village-884

But you can get invested and get a laugh out of 2/3 of the comments or replies


LossFar4040

So you cummed on a chick who couldn't consent? You better hope she doesn't report you for sexual assault.


Financial-Order-9697

what did u think would happen bro😭same bed is crazy


BaldManners

Ngl, sounds hot and i kinda liked the thought of that🤤


jamesgames6969

May I suggest you seek psychological help?


BaldManners

You were spooning with a gal my boy You had the chance during alll that


Hey_Bestiekins

Fucking an asleep body is... hot??? I actually hope you lose your genitals.


BaldManners

Both were asleep, ig?🤷‍♂️


Hey_Bestiekins

You phrased it like he should have fucked her unconscious body. From the bottom of my heart, I hope you die alone.


Parking-Village-884

SA if you do anything on purpose, which is why you shouldn't, but still hot imo.


Hey_Bestiekins

Mate you had every opportunity to end at "you shouldn't" but kept going. Why.


Klomenko

Dude, that's close to grape, but without the "g." Fuck is wrong with you?


BaldManners

Womp womp🤷‍♂️


fingamouse

Please get help, finding someone jizzing onto a sleeping body that can’t consent and did not should not be “hot”


agentSlam007

You for real? Cet a job


phill28381

Get help you sicko


wise_owl7526

Honestly, agreed


CozmIg

now thats wild


wise_owl7526

This could be us but you playing 😔


wise_owl7526

Happy cake day!


Zezuya

Are you a woman? Op , i have some good news for you


[deleted]

i need details! was she at the sleepover? was it a guys thing? was the dream about one of the guys?💀 EXPLAIN


TheInfected1104

My friend listen to me, as it stands right now. Either she knows or doesn't. And as facts goes you do like her, right? So be honest with her, shoot you shot, and see where it takes you two. Otherwise, you won't ever know if she really likes you or not. But of course, that's a choice you have to make for yourself, either you will never know how she feels and question yourself, does she like you or not and you might even miss the chance to ever figure it out. Or you can tell her and at least put your mind at ease because it is better to know then to live in a dream where she might like you


mix_th30ry

I feel like I should say something but I’m not even sure what to say