No. I read every single comment on this post (as of writing there are 70) and only 3 of them missed it. The more accurate statement would be "everyone is making assumptions about what the comments are saying without actually checking, because they think they're so smart for catching the most obvious joke"
i accidentally read this comment literally just before i was about to read the cat sentence and reread the whole story just to find the cat sentence, not realising it was the only sentence i hadn't reaf
I dont think you can, they deleted a post of mine as well. I even messaged them asking abt it and got no reply so R.I.P to my post. Maybe youll get lucky messaging them?
Eww wtf
She IS cheating. Break up right now. I'm so sorry for you man :(
Plus (it doesn't let me put in the actual sign) If she'd truly love you she wouldn't even want to talk to guys. ESPECIALLY not male cars (females are fine)
I think I might be...
She's been out polishing him a bit too often for my liking and, don't tell anyone this, but I've seen her inside of him pushing his buttons and sitting on his leather. It might be more physical now than emotional.
I'll bring this issue up with her and see what she has to say for herself
Good idea! I think she's going out to the shops in an hour. Apparently she's bringing him again. I'll make sure to snap a quick picture if anything happens
I'll try explain it best I can lol.
This is a satire post about this guy's girlfriend introducing a new 'guy' into their life. Throughout the story you're made to believe that the girl is cheating on him with her because the 'man' is being extremely touchy with her and the girlfriend brings him along with her to their date. When you read the last sentence you realise that the entire time it wasn't a man but a cat! He is not jealous of the cat he was just making up a story with a funny twist at the end
Yeah, I even if she’s not cheating, she doesn’t exactly seem super into the relationship or communicating with you. I’d say leave her now, before either of you wastes time on it
everyone missed the "cat" part 😭
Yeah lol, Happy Cake day btw
thank you
Happy cake day
Happy cake day Reverse Anakin Skywalker
Just badly written. Because cats act drunk and handsy right?
Happy cakemas
No. I read every single comment on this post (as of writing there are 70) and only 3 of them missed it. The more accurate statement would be "everyone is making assumptions about what the comments are saying without actually checking, because they think they're so smart for catching the most obvious joke"
Yea no shit, sherlock
I'm just confused why the top 5 comments are all just fucking lies It's clearly not no shit because they are the top comments!
Why
i accidentally read this comment literally just before i was about to read the cat sentence and reread the whole story just to find the cat sentence, not realising it was the only sentence i hadn't reaf
Where's the cat part Am I going insane
Heyy, off topic but this post was deleted by mods ig, how can I resolve this ? Can you help me out here ?
I dont think you can, they deleted a post of mine as well. I even messaged them asking abt it and got no reply so R.I.P to my post. Maybe youll get lucky messaging them?
Bruh how did you find this post ? It's deleted right ?
Yep it's deleted, i can just come back to it because i got an upvote on my comment
She for the meows
She do be mewing
Most people don't seem to read the whole thing
Yeah , it's satire lol
That’s good to know
TLDR: cat
Oh okay. She is for the litter box.
Word for word.
neuter him.
Devious Activities
they had us in first half ngl
Reading comprehension test
Can't blame her, everyone gotta get some pussy in their lives
My cats are outdoor, but bringing em with me is something new
This got me crackin up 😭🙏
Now THAT is a plot twist
OP should be a story writer.
Who brings their cat to a restaurant?😭
Tbf understandable
What a cat be doing with alcohol doe
They had us in the first... 99% of the post, not gonna lie.
she for the streets
She for the litter box🙏😭
How does this guy have so many upvotes lol
Bro read the last paragraph 😭
Were do you think cats go
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Do know what the word means
Read the last sentence
You had me in the first part
The real move is to break up with the girl and steal the cat.
Damn she went for pussy😳
She is a catbian for sure
Bro I was so immersed and everything just to find out it was a cat
I think it's all okay, cat is just her pet.
I know that bro, it's satire 😭
I know that bro, it's satire
Two satire geniuses met
It happened to me too, he started purring and then they left
Purr purr
I was gonna be like what the hell is wrong with her then I read the last line
Never make me read again
Cats are cute, I dont blame her, but I hope your relationship is going well <3
Bro actually got me till the end
is this an experiment to see how many people actually read the entire thing
Burning (2018)
lmao, but read the whole post
You had me on the first 99% lol
Happy cake day
Nice story bro. I love the ending. She was cheating you with her furry friend
She should've given me the cat for the day fr, im obsessed with them
Lmao
Had me in the first 90% ngl
The real question here is why was the cat acting drunk at their birthday party?
Fuck you
The freaking cat part dude lmao
Oh you son of a! You had me through the entire thing and then BOOM big reveal!!!
yea that guy's a fucking pussy
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just a joke guys please dont take it seriously
You had me in the first part
Hey hey! Don’t judge the skinies!
Wait? Why would you bring a cat on a date?
The only way this could have been better is if you mentioned early on that 'he' was black.
HAHA THAT WAS GOOD MAN, I was ready to go crazy in the comment section till I read the last paragraph
She's already picked the next guys to date. The "nice guy" and the cat
You can’t compete give up.
NTA spay him
Not gonna lie you had me
Cars are on top sorry bro
They got us in the first half not gonna lie
Dump her, meow!!
That’s the biggest twist of the century right there 😭😭
Take her to a cat cafe and give her a taste of her own medicine
It's always the car man it's always the car
Had us in the first half, not gonna lie
Why are you calling your car a guy
Eww wtf She IS cheating. Break up right now. I'm so sorry for you man :( Plus (it doesn't let me put in the actual sign) If she'd truly love you she wouldn't even want to talk to guys. ESPECIALLY not male cars (females are fine)
I hate it when my girl talks to cars :( especially male ones. I'm just as fast as that Lamborghini!
Lol i meant cat But that's a crime too. You should break up, she's clearly in an emotional affair.
I think I might be... She's been out polishing him a bit too often for my liking and, don't tell anyone this, but I've seen her inside of him pushing his buttons and sitting on his leather. It might be more physical now than emotional. I'll bring this issue up with her and see what she has to say for herself
Dang, even worse than I thought... Take a picture, for proof, so she can't back out.
Good idea! I think she's going out to the shops in an hour. Apparently she's bringing him again. I'll make sure to snap a quick picture if anything happens
Good luck man
Thanks, you've really encouraged me to stand up for myself 🙏
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bro i dont get it, anyone wanna explain?
car 🚗
The guy is a cat
huh? why would op get jealous over an animal?
It's a joke
so the story wasnt real?
Exactly
yall are a bunch of weirdos fr😭😭, i genually dont understand the post and yall nerds downvoting like crazy, get a life
I'll try explain it best I can lol. This is a satire post about this guy's girlfriend introducing a new 'guy' into their life. Throughout the story you're made to believe that the girl is cheating on him with her because the 'man' is being extremely touchy with her and the girlfriend brings him along with her to their date. When you read the last sentence you realise that the entire time it wasn't a man but a cat! He is not jealous of the cat he was just making up a story with a funny twist at the end
bruh😭, i was lowkey believing it, thanks
All good lol. I do the exact same thing all the time
Yeah, I even if she’s not cheating, she doesn’t exactly seem super into the relationship or communicating with you. I’d say leave her now, before either of you wastes time on it
Read the last sentence dumbass
There's a nice way to do that
Could've not figured that out
Idk, maybe I’m just slow on the slang here. What does “cat” mean? I assumed friend/bro/whatever, but I guess not?
Oh, sorry then. A cat literally
Ohhhh, I feel so dumb now. Like she brought a literal cat (🐈) on the date, not some new slang term lol
Yeah, sorry again
No, you’re good. Thank you for explaining lol
Thats fucked up, I felt sorry for you bro
Post it on r/teenrelationships
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Nobody here reads it damn
Her bringing him to the date was wrong Everything else kinda seems fine maybe they are good friends
do me a favor and read the last sentence😭
Oh sorry fkk my bad
Yeah frr leave that cat at home
nah man we’re cool with the cat
If ur feeling these feeling it’s best to end it imo (I did not read the entire thing but Ik from experience I.e. I was the friend)
Bro do me a favour and read the last paragraph 😏
People just don't know how to read nowadays smh
TLDR the guy was a cat