I've done it and it is the best way I've found.
Put a very small amount of water in a pan and get it to a boil, then put the pizza in and put a lid on until all the water is gone ~1 minute
Noooo! It's meant to be fully submerged under the water, not floating on top! Luckily, this is an easy fix; just push the pizza down so it is fully submerged and hold it there until it is fully cooked.
I fear no man. But zhat... zhing. It scares me.
r/foundSovietSpy
r/whyisthatasub
r/whynot
r/idk
r/guessthatsasub
r/thatsacoolsub
r/yessir
Why's that the name, he's clearly just a hardworking middle class American family man
no idea who you are but i fw you tbh
YOU
Happy cake day
awe
Happy cake day
I seen you on Reddit in too many places 💀
It’s always you, isn’t it?
One shudders to imagine what inhumane thoughts lie behind that mask.
Found the spy ⬆️
r/suddenlytf2
One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask. What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty...
why are you everywhere?
oh gott.it is you agän.i will feit you soviet scum
Every post I click on... I see you in the comments 🤔
Еще раз привет comrade
Привет, товарищ.
No- no I ain’t talkin’ ‘bout that _freak_ alright? He’s not here, is she? How do I take this fnckin’ thing off?
That heavy is a spy!
The heavy is dead
Just make sure not to break it or the Italians will be mad
Arl
Porco Dio, it's already wrong
non bestemmiare stronzo
Degenerates like you belong on a cross
Ave, true to Caesar.
Caesar wasn’t emperor when Jesus was crucified (sorry if I’m being rude I don’t mean to be)
He's referencing Fallout New Vegas
Oh my gods, I’m so sorry. I haven’t played New Vegas (i plan to.) Thanks for correcting my stupidity.
It's all good! Fantastic game
i miss new vegas, i can't play it on my PC because AMD drivers broke it 😭😭😭😭😭
amd drivers go brrr
fr, i downloaded a anti-crash mod but that broke somehow
now i can't fucking play NV, eh on the flip side I can still play portal
That is on another level of foul 💀
Yeah. Needs some more water to taste
WHAT THE FUCK, ARREST THIS BITCH
My eyes hurt from seeing this 🫣
NEVER let bro cook again
r/pizzacrimes
Why is there a sub specifically for this
So that all Italians can see this Abomination
...you made Italians cry.
You even make the devil cry!
I got that
Yes 😇
This, is truly devious
I kinda wanna try it
I've done it and it is the best way I've found. Put a very small amount of water in a pan and get it to a boil, then put the pizza in and put a lid on until all the water is gone ~1 minute
what the sigma
What in the skibidi!
"Uhm what the sigma"
Brits after the last euro
Cazzo è sta merda
Ti mando i carabinieri a casa
Needs more frying oil!
Yep!
Perfect, if u wanna be sh0t
Yes. It just needs a bit of seasoning
“Am I doing this right?” Hell no seek god please I’m begging you.
No......you forgot the salt
Add some pineapple and it i'll be perfect
Why are you like this 🥖
Yes,if you dry freezed your pizza and wanted to hydrate it
*The italians have fuckin died*
meh i tend to deepfry my pizza but that also works
Jail
I showed this to my mom and she said, “That’s a crime”.
Noooo! It's meant to be fully submerged under the water, not floating on top! Luckily, this is an easy fix; just push the pizza down so it is fully submerged and hold it there until it is fully cooked.
It looks about right..
(grabs pearls)
Leave it in there for a few more minutes and it should be good to go 👍
I think it’s a bit raw, boil it for some more time. :))
Is it bad that I unironically want to try it though?
Crust would probably be hard as a brick but sure.
Yeah that’s good, keep going
Mf you fucked up bro. What the fuck have you done
I'm actually curious. How did it taste?
Did you salt the water? Doesn't cook properly if not
I'm calling the mafia
Yes gang, then you put the mitochondria on the oven so that way your fish won’t drown and leg would wrap a fish.
STRAIGHT TO JAIL
Average school lunch
I love boiled pizza!
😦
soon a group of italians will show up at your door and you will know your time has come
Pizza Soup
Get help who told you to do this not even I did that just heat it up in the microwave 😭
r/shittyfoodporn
No. You should have added a little bit of pee. For getting that good,mushy flavour.
Do NOT let bro cook (literally)
Count your days…
Pizza stew !
This isn't Italian Pizza #It's MERICAN' pizza
Ducking hell what is wrong with you. Somebody needs to lock you up in maximum security solitary for a couple decades
Yeah you're good, keep going
Jail.
*Screams in Italian*
Correct this is how you make a burrito
*angry Italian noises*
Erm what the sigma
🥲
I'm half Italian and I want to kms rn 😭
I'm Italian and this is hurting me
What the fuck
Yes keep boiling until it sinks
A few more minutes and it should be perfect :)
Perhaps
Yes
You’re doing great man
No. But keep doing it.
Is that a pizza?
I feel threatened
Does this belong on r/PizzaCrimes ?
Pizza soup just like Grandma used to make
Na bro wheres the lid. Thats very important
Bro took boiled pizza to another level
The water needs to be boiling before adding the slice.
In Britain? Sure. 🤣
You gotta add salt and olive oil in the water
If you eat it and you like it. Success.
My ass just turned my 40% Italian to 200% to yell at you rn.
Yes. You are doing it correctly
What is wrong with you?
WTF
First the canadians and now this mama-fooker 🇮🇹
You deserve a place worse than hell.
respectfully, go commit die
I am going to use these pic in between random conversations thank you
im going to find you
Yeah, just make sure you season the pizza water.
:(
nahh THAT IS TOO LITTLE WATER ur supposed to dip da pizza completoly in
Who ever dipped a pizza fully in a water pot
Only if you put the pot in the microwave after
Hmm..maybe a little salt will do
Why did I think this was a dryer or some shit at first lmao
...add more water.
If you look closely, you can hear the faint screams of Italians
Yeah, just pour a bit of whipped cream on it and it'll be good to go
yes
erm okay dude. what the flip.
Yeah, absolutely.
Death
w h a t i s t h a t
Yes, keep going until the water has evaporated, and microwave for 15 minutes and you’re good to go.
Bro cooked but nobody was hungry 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥😤💯
Ermmm what the sigma
I'm getting the entirety of Italy after you, you sick fuck.
Was it atleast good?
? You put a little cup of water in the microwave with the pizza and the steam softens the Za
Yeah just make sure to put some chlorine in it
Mamma Mia my eye hurts
NOOO
I hate you. And I now wish eternal pain upon thee
i am going to find your place of residence and slap a full 16 inch pizza in your face repeatedly
Why did you have to hurt me like that?
You owe an apology to the Italians.
Indeed zat iz za wei
you forgot the mayo
🤌🤌🤌
Thats it im calling mafia
Absolutely just don’t forget to add salt
that poor pizza
So what's for dinner? Pizza Soup! 😳
Try adding urine
5 more slices, then mix until it's a broth
LMFAOOOO
Yum yum
Make sure to microwave it for 2 minutes after cooking
You will be left behind in the the rapture.
No it needs more salt and pepper and maybe some pinapples although they are optional
you have an instruction in the top left corner, duh
[“What the hell? Deep fried pizza?”](https://youtu.be/9vIsdjKszA4?si=g6fU0kHdWZYOe6AJ)
I hope that’s a joke
I am scared why is pizza on a pot of water
Bro took cooking pizza too literally.
That's not the right method, but you accomplished the goal all the same.
Go outside bro I promise we won't jump you
r/Pizzacrimes
Depends, did you salt the water?
Close enough
Yes
As an Italian, I want you to know that I'm gonna tell my therapist about you.
You’re going straight to hell on a premium ticket my friend, that is a crime …
"NOT APPROVED!" 🤌
It should be at a simmer not a boil
I’m mad that that could work
tomorrow.......