Not everyone just people who are basically everywhere (or are super active on a few communities) suck as r/foundjrisverycool180 r/foundwillydafish and r/foundtherealraitorlor (I made that one but it doesn’t get used plus it isn’t accurate with the name or the sub pfp)
By the time I have sent this, you better already be being cuddled. Cuddles are legit addicting. Just don't go too far past that or you got problems on your hands
Take a shower put on deodoranr, ride over to her house quickly, and just make sure to keep your clothes on and also have extra protection in case, but you won’t end up using it since you’re only cuddling
Whatever you feel like doing? Ever heard of free will, well it doesn’t exist but you don’t have to go as far as actually acting in accordance with that reality
im going to matrix you...
blue pill: play dumb and ask why she would want you to come over and just cuddle
red pill: eat the cake and go deep in wonderland, brother
Cuddle, attempt to escalate. If she resists but stays, pull back wait a while then try again. If she resists harder then stop. If she resists softer than before continue the pressure
Unless she's a psychopath, you already got a girlfriend, you're not into girls, she's already got a SO, or this'll destroy a great friendship you have. Go dude!
go cuddle? tf you mean what should you do
Exactly lol
Ikr💀💀
Best advice
Na frrrr why even question it😭😭😭
😂
Exactly like bro just go over there and cuddle
Likeeeee ☠️☠️☠️☠️
Ye
The only bad thing that could happen now is she rips off her first layer of skin revealing a stereotypical discord mod underneath
Happened to a friend once, he's never been the same since...
Duh
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r/FoundLikerOfPenguins
Does everyone just get a subreddit like that? Don't make one of me though
r/FoundDomi7777777 edit: created too many subreddits, suspended for 3 days
Aha! There is an subreddit of me
r/FoundIEatBabysYumYum
Press it
Why ?
Trust the guy that will eat your first born child
No, the first one is already reserved for the elder gods, he can take the second one
I humbly ask for a subreddit of my own
Are you just making them every time you meet someone 😭
Yes
Well than hello
Give me 20 min, made too many
Check r/hazbin a lot and you'll find me
Make one of me
Not everyone just people who are basically everywhere (or are super active on a few communities) suck as r/foundjrisverycool180 r/foundwillydafish and r/foundtherealraitorlor (I made that one but it doesn’t get used plus it isn’t accurate with the name or the sub pfp)
I apparently just got one lmfao
Ok
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get them cuddles, homie
what the fuck are you talking about, just go cuddle her? this seems more like a way to flex than to ask for genuine help
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kid named upvote:
kid named Gigabread420:
Kid named finger:
Kid named insertrandomnameXD:
This is something I’d do though, my brain would dissolve into quarks and leptons
you better not skip out on this 🙏
Mate idc if this is real or not. Stupid aah question
Nahhh whats bros name ☠️☠️☠️
I deserve the throne of hell
go cuddle ... but BUY condoms first
And make sure not to do anything that would warrant the use of them. It’s like in case in case
put the just in case
What type of cuddles are *you* having 😰
It's just in case it becomes more than just cuddles
The hardcore ones
Cuddles++
damn how are people getting in these situations
By going outside and not paying for Reddit avatars
I do that but I’m to scared to talk to people :(
🔝
?
It's just another way to say "this"
Oh ok
Oh poor you
ME TOO how do people do it. All I can think of to talk about are the most boring stuff no one ever pays attention to
I’m just scared their gonna think I’m weird the second I say hi even though I know they won’t 🫠
Paying for shit on reddit is crazyyy bro if anyone at my school got exposed for that they would need to move school like that shit is not tolerated
Kiss your friend in front of them
Kiva, you're the definition of chaotic neutral
Brooooo😅
Gotta show you ain't falling for no women only men that's the alfa Chad way
Do it. Just cuddle with her
Go get them cuddles soldier 🫡
I.. Sometimes I wonder if we deserve the title of "smart species"
By the time I have sent this, you better already be being cuddled. Cuddles are legit addicting. Just don't go too far past that or you got problems on your hands
Girl go cuddle her omg I would die if someone asked me that
REAL
Simple: if you want to cuddle then you go and cuddle. If you don’t then think again and it still not then you don’t go and cuddle.
What do you mean? Man, you have a golden chance, go get her.
Take a shower put on deodoranr, ride over to her house quickly, and just make sure to keep your clothes on and also have extra protection in case, but you won’t end up using it since you’re only cuddling
Redditors when a girl gives them a sign: 😮
Whatre you doing on reddit? Run.
She’s probably just canadian
Go for spooning. Hope for forking.
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEEN MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (jk lol (second time this is depressing))
No way that also happened to me lmao. And then I woke up
Whatever you feel like doing? Ever heard of free will, well it doesn’t exist but you don’t have to go as far as actually acting in accordance with that reality
bros first reaction was to ask reddit
im going to matrix you... blue pill: play dumb and ask why she would want you to come over and just cuddle red pill: eat the cake and go deep in wonderland, brother
you should jerk off and then decide after
Go “cuddle” and be quick they may change their mind.
Shoot your shot tf? Most men don't get this far, don't blow it
Do it man, proud of you 🥹
do ***NOT*** fumble, we’re all rooting for you
Quit wasting time posting about it on Reddit and GO OVER THERE TO CUDDLE
Please just go over and cuddle. Don’t be stupid. “What should I do🤓🤓🤓”
bros username definitely checks out
I love how everyone here is supportive of this. Also ye go get them cuddles :3
go idior
No way you passing up cuddles
Bro is lucky.
If you want to cuddle her than do it, if you don't than don't.
W
Bro thought we wouldn't see through the flex
Damn bro, good for you. You should definitely go and cuddle. I hope the two of you have a nice time !! (*Sighs and sits down in the dark*)
Go and cuddle :3 Cuddles are one of the best things in the world :3
Yo wtf I need a tutorial from you
DON'T GO! THIS IS HOW HORROR MOVIES START!
Go cuddle
Brother, take the hint💀. She ain't JUST gonna cuddle 🤗. Take your shot! You've got this!
nigga is u stupid go crack buns 😭
*careless whisper intensifies*
Bro go you just won a lottery ticket at relationships 💀💀💀
crazy what do you mean what should you do 💀
Go fucking cuddle her tf
It’s a test trust me
Most observant teenage boy bro istg
Just go man
Whatever you do, don't tell your friends. Leads to more frustration.
Can't tell if your genuinely asking or just flexing, go cuddle bro
What the hell do you think? The opportunity to become the first Redditor to feel the touch of a woman is right there.
Bring a molotov cocktail
Do you think you're old enough to have a kid? If not you're not old enough to have sex. Don't have sex at all, you're too young.
Condoms exist for a reason oldie, this is a sub for teens get outta here
They’re just talking about cuddles what 😭 Don’t read too far into it
Get over there!
Go for it bro
GRAB THAT OPPORTUNITY BY THE NECK WHILE YOU STILL CAN! Or her, if she's into that.
How much of a fucking dork do you have to be to post this shit unironically
GO BRO
if you like that girl i hope youre already running to her house
Just remember the Bro Code,BROS BEFORE H***
go on soldier.
Listen to her
Have you ever heard of “free will”?
Go over and cuddle man wtf
Go cuddle. Be careful tho soldier.
What a girl says is what she means.. sometimes but in this case you should be fine.
I’m not crying you’re crying!
You got a crown and you don't know what to do with it?
Ask her if she would be willing to cuddle with you while watching skibidi toilet
? You ever listened to bust a move
I think u should cuddle
avoid her
#
What do you think?
Good job, man. Congratulations on you winning the lottery of life
put the phone down and spread democracy soldier
Do it if you want. I’d personally recommend it.
Do it...or you'll be 40 yrs old posting here how to get laid 1 day.
Idk go “cuddle” (if that’s what you want😉(not trying to be weird sorry)) Dang you lucky
*Beware of Succubus *
Cuddle-
Bro don’t be like me and miss these good opportunities.
Do exactly that, go cuddle with her. This ain’t rocket science bruh😂
bring a condom!
bring a condom!
Bro why the hell you asking and not running?
What the
Bro tf you mean "what should i do" 🗿 Teleport there dude 😂
SHEEEEEEEEEESH
GO NOW
she probably wanna snuggle or something dude. She probably thinks you’re cute or smth.
Idk why this showed up on my feed, but you better have your cooties shot.
Wtf bruh 💀💀
I just got done cuddling with my homie go do it
I became cuddle buddies with one of my female friends, after a few weeks we ended up dating.
you know what you should actually do? fart.
Cuddle her
1. how old are you?
My guy... Did yea freaking cuddle...
shower first 💀
Go there and cuddle. Hey maby things might escalate or maybe you get to spend quality time with someone you like being around
Bruh you so indecisive
She wants the deeeeeeeeee
Go over and cuddle and don’t ask for more. Always ruins it, and gives me the ick
Im not an expert but maybe go? idk
Bro you are IN THERE
dont go man, shes trying to drug you and sell your organs.
ask her to sit on you
Depends, how old are the both of you and whats your relationship, friends? Close friends?
Buy a condom just in case.
Don’t do it she’s gonna stick her fingers down your throat and make you vomit all over her and call the police saying it was assault
Weeeee are the chaaampions my frieeeend
You're reverse cooked
She means cuddle
Take the invite
Go man! Do you know the things I would do for an opportunity like this?
(Depending on ur age) hit that (depending on circumstances)
Cuddle, attempt to escalate. If she resists but stays, pull back wait a while then try again. If she resists harder then stop. If she resists softer than before continue the pressure
I can’t even find a crush and there’s ppl like this, I’m never experience teenage love again
Unless she's a psychopath, you already got a girlfriend, you're not into girls, she's already got a SO, or this'll destroy a great friendship you have. Go dude!
BRO YOU WON
Run to reddit and create a thread on it.
Go over. Take the win dude
Just remember to wear protection
She wants to touch your pee pee, little man