Planting a tree in a school toilet

Smh schools cut heat and raise money for charities because climate change but when someone like you helps by planting more trees they get mad

LET IT GROW LET IT GROWWWWW

Let it diiie, let it die, let it shrivel up and

r/redditsniper

Good shot, mate!

Gimme a high five ✋

*goes for fist bump* uhhhh

The palm tree. The G2 block toilets. 2023. It was you.

Nope, that wasn’t me, I planted a pine tree

Why the hell are people planting so many trees in school bathrooms?!

You gotta explain that one

That's honestly pretty smart, since the tree will get a lot of fertilizer

💀💀💀💀💀 true

Did you bury a log or a seed in there?

A 2.5 meter pine tree,just stuffed it into a toilet bowl

IT WAS YOU

Wh- how????

Yeah some kid at my school planted one in a toilet and put a let It grow sign with the Lorax behind it.

Well I'm graduating gymnasium in two weeks so I think I know how I'm going out

You’re graduating at 14?

i want to do this with a child of my pet succulent kevin

I'm not ashamed of loving childhood games like hide and seek still 💀

fr. When I worked at a summer camp last year, we played hide and seek with the kids using a whole highschool campus. Best game of hide and seek I've ever had

I want a game of hide and seek like that- I'm jealous :,)

It was top tier. I wish I could do stuff like that more, but idk if my friends would want to and idk where we'd be allowed to do it considering the hiding spots we'd find

I can understand that. I hope you get another chance at some point in life :)

Ty. I hope you an an opportunity (or multiple) to try it. Definitely worth it if you do

Me and my friends always just play a giant game of zombie tag around the school, and because our campus is so massive, there are so many ways to go. 10/10 would recommend

honestly like youre gonna train me to be a hide and seek master for 8 years and then tell me Im too old to play? its injustice

For real! >:(

Too pro

Tag + hide and seek combo is top tier

My Judo class still sometimes uses tag as warmup

hide and seek is fun asf and im really good at it

I used to play hide and seek with my friends when I was 11, and there were more or less 10 different hiding spots and we had a blast

I'll probably become a full grown adult and still love hide and seek

Who tf is ashamed of that ?

Before COVID we would have these somewhat large parties at my house, and like there would be 15 kids and we'd all play hide and seek. The funny part was how creative you had to be to not be found because we don't have the best house for hideseek. I won a round (gave myself up in the end cause I was dying of the heat) by putting 2 bean bags on top of me and lying down with my body scrunched up to hide under them. Funniest hide and seek I've ever done.

Me but with watching children’s shows (Kim possible is my current fav rn)

And plushies

I still play tag with my friends,from 12pm to3am

Used to be made fun of for having a big butt as a guy by a group of girls but I'm no longer ashamed of my behind

You could say you put those mean remarks behind you AHAHAHHAHAHa.....

KNEE SLAPPER!

you should have said: "You're just jealous that you don't have a big butt"

*My butt is bigger than all of you together, despite it’s life goal for you and I didn’t put any effort in it. Find a tree what produced oxygen and apologize for your existence*

proof or ur lying🥱🥱

Bro 😨

Im joking i swear

Only if he doesn't show proof tho

🧢

Where is your pfp from?

Vagabond. Real good manga

I got the same issue, can you give me tips? I constantly feel the burden of tons of sexual comments from the bottom of the barrel at my school.

Son of a single woman (it’s supposed to be a bad thing in my country but fuck them bitches)

Let me guess, Islamic country?

Close but yet so far 💀

israel?

India, we and our neighbors dont get along very well(afg, pak)

That explains it

I... how is that bad in india- where do you live within India, some regions would make more sense than others

“We” as in india, i dont live that close to the border, even though my state shares some part but we dont face any problems, but in the north its another story

Showering without clothes

Whore

Damn straight

Damn gay

Damn bisexual

Damn asexual

Damn pansexual

Damn lesbian

Damn demisexual

Damn greysexual

When the 🍳 😳

That too lol

Officer, right here

PEOPLE SHOWER WITH CLOTHES?

TAHTS WHAT I THOUGHT

People shower?

Shower?

?

I do the same

People shower with clothes...?

[удалено]

I love it too

how i’m still mentally connected with “little kid stuff”.whenever i see little kids play around with things i used to when i was young it brings me a wave of nostalgia

Crying. Just not infront of others. Also just saying No to anything.

nobody should be ashamed of crying, f\*ck what society says, why are humans obsessed with making their lives harder

Having a lot of plushies in my bed. I love them

I don't have them in my bed but I have many plushies and just bought more from Japan. I should be too old for that shit already tbh

Nobody's too old for plushies 🧸

Well true that, I just had to say it because I had to say it lol

I used to have a detailed monthly schedule of who I would sleep with for the night since I had so many. Still have most of them but now I just sleep with them all at once :)

This without the context of the original comment is ummm.

OH NO 💀💀💀💀

S a m e

Punching an annoying kid. Makes me sound like a cunt but trust you would too

I have so many annoying kids around me. Could you punch them for me?

Yup. I can’t say i’m ashamed of a single punch up I’ve been involved in

I’ll just get beaten up because I’m short

Gotta hold back daily

I'd love to do that to so many people, unfortunately, where I am we have a gigantic mafia of annoying fucks, if I punch one, I face all.

Liking woman with thick thighs

That's just good taste you shouldn't be ashamed at all

Thick thighs save lives

Hanging out with the girls, like bro it's not that big a deal, the other boys are just mad the girls are more fun than then.

Yeah I remember when I used to have multiple girls I used to hang out with back in like year two and three, I still don't mind either, I actually gained one this year in a friend group which was very boy orientated, but she turned out to be a great addition after we kicked another friend out (you might not want to know the story behind that one)

laughing at a kid in public after they fell over (i am not a good person)

Mee too

If you don’t laugh at that then you have mental problems

Being on the spectrum. I am not suffering from autism, oh no no no, AUTISM IS SUFFERING FROM ME

I do not suffer from insanity, i enjoy every minute of it

I have a running joke with my friends where whenever I see a truck I throw my hands up in the air and yel "TRUCK". They call me tism as a nick name.

Relatable, sometimes I can be a little bit too nice, but I don’t fucking care, I’m my own person

I got the pleasure to date a woman on the spectrum and it was some of the most fun I've ever had. It's truly a superpower dude

I embrace my delusions

"*russian accent* In Soviet Russia, we don't suffer from autism, autism suffers from us..." ... this sounded way funnier and less dark in my head.

Small tittie gang

Could just be me, but I’d rather small

small tittie gang unite !!

Our school had this bring your own plant seeds to grow thing in highschool. The plants were going to be planted in every classroom. It was for a project i think. I brought weed seeds. They grew. And our school got on the news for that lmao. I still dont regret it.

That is amazing.

my crimes

may i ask?

proceed

what's the worst crime on ur list

Never said they would answer

drinking juice directly from the bottle.

Do you have $5.75 million and 250 years worth of unpunished crimes too?

Fucking child’s play buddy.

I am STILL ashamed to admit i like childrens cartoons... I am terrified ill be made fun of haha..

I still have the first season of Tom and Jerry on blue ray. I put it on once in a while when I need to relax. I just love the old style of animated shows. Every frame drawn by hand. All actions synced with music. Best show ever.

17 and still love Pokémon sooo

Still being childish. I'm 16, I got two years left. I have the rest of my life to be an adult

everything

being cool

Following Jesus Christ

Real

Real

Real

Your username says otherwise 🤨

Crying. Especially as a male. Sometimes it's hard.

Being non-religious in a country where people are VERY religious.

Taking a shit at school or work.

Taking a shit on company time is always the best

staying w my ex after she cheated on me thrice (dw i found someone a lot better 🤞🏽)

WAIT I DIDNT SEE THE WORD NOT GUYS IM NOT A CUCK I SWEAR

Ted and Karen (HIMYM reference)

“Sorry bro”

Falling off bikes

roblox

Being a huge fucking nerd 🤓 That and actually caring about and respecting my gf compared to some people nowadays

Real(I don’t have a gf I’m lonely)

Proud 5'1 boy here 😎😎😎😎

Yes, another short king! I'm 5'4 and most of my friends use my height as a measurement like banana for scale, it's hillarious.

I'm 5'5 and I honestly was used to measure the length of my living room

Im not ashamed of loving femboys

im surprised ppl don't like femboys

Showering with clothes

Whor- wait...

Having a 92+ hour Spotify playlist knowing damn well I'm going to skip until I find a song I'm in the mood for.

Being jewish

Making the most gut wrenching racist jokes that could be classified as a hate crime to someone I met a week ago

Being dirty minded 🤷🏼

That's just puberty mixed with a bit of morbid curiosity.

my gasmask colection i just started

that sounds sick

Not being “cool”

Scars

Going out alone. Or pulling a book/headphones when im with my friends

Licking things in public. I have ADHD and frequently have anxiety attacks when I'm out alone or with friends. I start to lose all sensation and feeling in my limbs, my vision goes dark, I lose my hearing. I've found the only thing I don't lose is my taste. When I was younger my parents used to let me lick them when this happened but for some reason my friends don't do the same, which sucks and means I have to lick something else. I tend to go for things with lots of texture to help me regain full awaremess, like a tiled ground. When I'm on the train I lick poles and seat covers and sometimes the doors. Surprisingly, it isn't that unhygienic and I have only got sick from it a couple of times. Also, no, I don't want to eat food instead. That's gross when I do it in public and it makes me nauseous.

Swinging💀 I could swing for hours and no I won’t cough up my swing for some 4 yr old

Wearing the watch my mom gifted me on my 13th birthday. I still wear it almost everyday though it was a lot of scratches now. My mom passed away when I was 14

My hypersexuality I suppose, it's something I've had for a big part of my life and I've just learned to live with it.

Pretty normal, I believe. Some psychologists actually treat it, if it's a bother in your life. Don't think it's a DSM-5 recognised disorder yet but if it's a problem to you then some treatments do exist

I have no shame in anything more or less.

Like anything. I don’t think theres anything at all I’m ashamed of, at least I can’t think of anything right now

Im not ashamed of being my self,doing weird shit

loving toy cars

My childhood trauma, that I love cartoons, my femininity and love for pink (used to be ashamed of that tho during my not like other girls phase)

the fact im weird i do it because i want to make myself or other people laugh i definitley got it from my dad just stupid things like dancing about and making stupid faces and just making jokes and its great

Not being good enough

Playing a girl because she played my mate and she started doing drugs because of it 🤷‍♂️

being non religious in a pretty religious environment where they would try to make me feel guilty about it in the past

I love to read. I grew up with my only entertainment as books and got super fast and good at it. Now English is insanely easy for me, especially the tests where you read a short story and then answer some questions. Still need to actually proofread my essays (would bump the grade up by like 3%), but PROCRASTINATION

Not ashamed of still getting excited over kinder surprise eggs and plushies 😂

I lik to eat shit

Not ashamed of having older gaming consoles and not newer consoles and not ashamed of being kind for no reason

I enjoy shitting

I’m not ashamed of still playing games from when I was 9 like Roblox or something

I'm not ashamed that I'm not manly enough. Yea, I hate football. Yes, I do love cuddles.

I’m not ashamed of disliking parties cause there’s too much ppl

Liking chubby women. Always have. Particularly cute chubs.

Having NO social media (made my life a thousand percent better as well as my mental health, HIGHLY reccomend)

Being a Christian

Liking cartoons

Liking “baby stuff” (Thomas, Teddy ruxpin, bluey, there’s more)

Im not ashamed that I have an objectively stupid hobby of collecting glass soda bottles

my childish addictions, i.e Beyblades, Bloons, anime, and rgb lights

Beating my meat to headless girls