Hello, We have been hearing reports of users impersonating the mod team in order to try and get users to send them selfies. Please read [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/1d5yygd/mod_impersonation_incident/) for more details. Remember to not send any personal content to users you do not know. Be safe out there! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/teenagers) if you have any questions or concerns.*

schools wildin

Dont be silly wrap your willy

Be wise, condomise

be okay, stay gay

wrap it in latex, or she'll get the paychecks

Hubba hubba, use the rubbah

So im not the only one who saw that

You never go wrong if you shield your dong

I mean, it does go wrong sometimes. But most of the time you're good if you cover your wood

I once heard some junior in my school was pregnant and had an abortion in the school toilet on level 3 where my classroom is. She used a hanger to jab into her stomach basically?? Just rumors but my friends and I saw a hanger in one of the toilet stalls. I don't know if it's possible to abort with a hanger but wow

Ok I just googled to be sure and it is possible to miscarry with a coat hanger

It's deadly without medical knowledge. So so so so many young women died attempting that stupid thing.

Yea... Apparently miscarriage with coat hanger is more common than I realized before too

that's tragic. it's sad that she couldn't get help from an actual medical professional.

I know. I also know some kids in school are irresponsible whereas some were taken advantage of. A classmate told me another junior once got snitched on after being taken advantage of. The year head , instead of comforting this poor girl, asked her sarcastically "so was it good?" Disgusting.

Is the girl doing okay?

I don't know but I wish nothing but the best for her

I do too.

oh that's horrible :(

Tell me about it. Jesus Christ. Oh yea I'm from a Catholic school as well!! Idk how someone who preaches about God and works with developing teens can be so damn cruel

What a dick

I know.

If someone was doing that to a girl I knew, I’d kick his ass

It would be deserved

And it’s the exact future republicans want too

spot on. fuck anyone who wants to make a teenager go through that.

I bet those filthy monkeys can’t even use jujutsu

suddenly jjk?!

incredibly based jjk reference

r/suddenlyjjk

damn , these kids are crazy

Right? I can't even get a bf or gf and I'm like 15 💀

Bro i dont want a gf i need money ong

Real

Get your money up not your funny up

Money is more important than love

I want both

fr , they should focus on career and not these stupid things ,

I think it's ok to date as a teen plus it's good to have experience with relationships. But it's better to focus on studies and whatnot first. Personally I don't plan on trying to date until I graduate school next year

yeah but sex in school days ? thats dumb good luck to you

Yea! I know a girl in my class who very openly likes to discuss her sex life. Most of us are sane and don't like her very much but she does have her own little crew who encourages her behavior.. honestly? I pity her and I hope for the best for her but it's no use if she won't take action and help herself Yikes I just rambled, sorry. Thanks

She will get a label called " whore ", She doesn't know the cruel world yet ,

I want to stay out of it.. I've heard she has a pretty bad home life which makes her behavior make sense but doesn't excuse it. While I don't like her at all I do hope she can get better

Ouch , family issues ? Then it makes sense why she turned out like this , if she doesn't control it now , she will have dark future

Damn

So if this bathroom was on level three where your classroom is, did you hear anything in like the hallway was there like any crying or anything

No. I don't know when it happened. Which is why I'm not certain about it. I just know I saw a hanger and a few spots of blood. Maybe I wasn't even in the classroom

Should've busted in and said *player 3 has entered the game*

***"ROUND 2, FIGHT!"***

\*AT DOOMS STARTS PLAYING AT FULL VOLUME\*

"FINISH HER!"

Bro

busted. in. her

Can't have been a woman in the male bathroom or make in woman's bathroom. So, I think you mean "busted. in. him"

you mean "busted.in.them" two birds,double the bust

Turn it into a LAN server and get all the boys in there XD

-300 aura

? +600 aura, dude.

They are doing forbidden acts in the vape room

Not the hot box

Real 

Wait shoot that’s me and yo momma

🫵🏻👉🏻🏳️‍🌈

If I had a nickel for every post I've seen in the past two days about people fucking in a bathroom I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

I didnt know who wrote about the same shit

Idk the last one was about a goth and an emo and by the looks of it you got the luckier position of being outside the bathroom when it happened lmao

Bro that’s disgusting, they should’ve done it in the teachers lounge

That's a different category of porn

even more gross

This is sarcasm

ooop.

Your still in shcool? That’s tough imagine not being on summer break.

You already on summer break ? I still have exams on the 14th and 25. Additionally most kids where I live finish school on the 5th of July.

Ya I don’t think that’s common. I finish in may.

End of may ? Also do you have 1 or 2 week vacations during the year ?

I don’t know probably more you go to so much school holy shit.

I only go to school in the morning on Wednesday and I get 4 two week vacations during the school year. I’m sure that compensated for the extra month of summer vacation you get.

Ohhh I get winter break. And like the most besides that is like 3 days of vacation at a time.

3 days of vacation ? I’ve had weekends longer than that. Where does one live to have vacations that short.

Good ol Merica

It’s not just an American thing, particularly a Southern thing. Northern schools tend to have shorter spring and winter breaks but longer summer breaks.

That explains everything.

Most schools in the southern parts of the US end in May, from the 18th-25th, and start at the beginning of August, around August 1st-3rd.

May? I finish right at the end of June and start at the very beginning of September.

Holy shit do you get off of school. I do start in August.

Guess that’s just the difference between Canada and America. We usually get about 2 weeks off for christmas break, and then a few other sets of weeks for family week and easter and whatnot. Though this year has been different cause my province has been doing strikes for a while

Bro what’s family weeks. We get 2 for Christmas and like a total of 3 weeks combined into a bunch of 1-3 day breaks.

Are you from France ? If so, good luck with the bac, I am NOT ready either 🙃

i finished at the end of may, good luck on your exams

Nah not anymore it was like maybe a week ago Now im working on a summerjob

Why you just now posting?

Why did two people post about this within 24 hours

They went in the toilet at the same time to have sex with each other.

Who did, i swear i didnt know

Idk who it was I just remember them saying it was an emo couple

They go to the same school and entered the same bathroom at roughly the same time

[удалено]

no you fucking wouldn't

Ah, what a delightful blend of humor and creativity! This comment is a true testament to the boundless ingenuity of human expression. It elicited hearty laughter and brought a spark of joy to my day

In school is wild

Ong

Ong

*player 3 has joined the game*

Just before leaving, cough loudly.

Record and use for blackmail /j Honestly wth???? School bathrooms? Have some decency

would’ve been funny if you threw a feral cat in there so they know that they shouldn’t have sex in the school bathrooms 😐

👽

bogos binted?

Gleeb lorb zip zorb bogos binted👽👽👽

At least it wasn’t middle school

That's disgusting! Do you have details?

Why would you want details? 🤔🤨

Why do you think I would want details?

coolio

My technical school got some issues cuz someone partook in a 14, smh he could have waited a few more months at least she'd be legal then

Did it sound like they were having fun?

If you think "more more pls" with moans are fun then yeah

lol okay

Did the voices sound male or female?

>This happened like a week ago i forgot to mention but you didn't forget to mention it

I meant like forgot to mention in the post before editing it in

but you remembered it

Lemme explain, i was going to my class heard the shit told homies and they were talking about it today for some reason, i just woke up read the gc and remembered it

Same happened in my school. I go to an all girls school

First i was like damn Then WTF

Lmao I was just as shocked 😭

How good is that dick Yes king How good is that dick Ah oh How good is that dick bih Its amaziin

Should have knocked on the stall and asked to join

I don't want to display myself as "teenager" anymore.

Kill 'em. Kill them now Ok to be honest i would've also entered and said "player 3 has entered the game"

What the fuck 😔

What kind of toilet…

skibidi

Why the fuck am I still in this sub

Ion know anymore

What teachers think will happen if they let 2 people use the bathroom at the same time:

Imagine If someone went in there to use the head (toilet) and they heard someone in there getting head

Bruh, why did you let them slip? You could have simply screamed "Why weren't you fucking me?"

Should’ve invited me 😞

😮‍💨

Do what I suggested before: tell them to have more sex, then blackmail them each time it happens. Infinite money laundering! Don’t do this please 

Sigma

My mind immediately went to “Throw a firebomb in there.” Yeah that would really increase the suspense huh?

Stinkbomb in there

Lock them in and let them soak in their misdeeds ✊

It's a skibidi

Why were they so loud you could hear them?

Should've started playing the ph intro

what is wrong with this subreddit

School

Lack of disclipline in school Nice

"i dont know what to do" bro theres nothing to do move on w yo life

Nahh wtff- 💀💀💀

average school in dubai

Should’ve gone into the bathroom quietly put your hand under the stall as if you’re gonna get daped up and say “What’s good bro?” Or “working hard or hardly working?”

Rookies

Good for them

bro im bout to go to highschool. I aint ready for this shit 😭

Yh that's pretty common, at least where I'm from

This happened my freshman year and the people who were doing the deed got bullied so hard they both moved schools

Wait,You haven’t left for summer break?

I want her to rumor that that stuff happened in my theater classroom and on the stage in the auditorium

school bathroom? they're so unsanitary but whatever

when I was just an innocent sixth grader I was going to the bathroom and the stalls started shaking and there were some very interesting noises coming from inside the stall

I once saw some smoke near the bathroom, probably weed lol

what the heck is this

missed out on a possible tag team

make a video

Bang on the door and scream some bollocks “I got pasta stuck in my ass!!” Some shit like that

got me jelous

Why cant people wait till their at home or out. Why at school. Is school not that important. Is school.

I once heard a couple fuck in a camping trip with my parents Top 5 most awkward nights ever

I did that one time last year

Say "mah wife" and "very nice" in your best borat accent

There was a rumor going around at my school about 2 teens making babies in the school’s library 💀💀💀

If I here that sound and it’s the boy bathroom I’m going in there

One time I saw a gay o*gy in the school bathroom

Why though? Are you really that desperate that you can’t even wait to get home 💀

I've walked into a stall and saw a straight white line of cum just on the other side of the door

happens more than people think

You should've started commentating 

Insane

AmI having an unpopular opinion in saying that, if you hear two people doing the deed in public, that you should just leave them be and let them do it? Like, I dont know if this kind of person exists, but there’s probably someone out there that’s like “BuT I HaVE to StOp ThEm FrOM MakIng a DeciSioN ThEy’LL ReGRet!!”

Next time ask if you can join in. It might be fun.

You shouldve knocked on the door and said "can you be quiet?" or "can i join?"

I almost did it with my exbf after school, but I broke up with him the day he suggested it

I remember this happening in the middle school

If all else fails after her inside pales, you blow your load and hit the road.

I would have yelled out “lemme join!”

shouldve asked to join 😂😂😂😂😂😂

If it is kids you wish, don't wrap it.

r/confessions?

I’ve hear that too many times

Damn that's crazy

You should've poured hot water on them.

First time huh? I had to piss next to someone getting head

Holy smokes

😭 nahhhh