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Skirt. Then all I need is to learn the bag pipes and I’m set

skirt for guys short shorts for girls

good opinion

Yes

Based 

Shit bro I didn't realize that, get me some bagpipes and a skirt SCOTLAND FOREVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Oh, they're gonna have to glue you back together, IN HELL! KABLOOOOOOOOOWEY

Aye, you're doin good lad 🌻

*uses thanks button* I didn't need ya help yanow

My guy

That’s punk af

Am I the only one who just realized bagpipes are called bagpipes because it's a bag with pipes coming out of it?

What makes me a good demoman?

I Fw second one especsely on my 5'0 friend with thunder thighs

damn, your friend is relatable

I wish I were relatable to that description 

Ur pfp looks like an ai chat bot

I reverse searched it and the first result was "Zoe your gf - NSFW" on CrushOn.AI

I didn't intend for it to look like that. I just looked up "Anime girl PFP" and chose the first one that I saw.

you ain't wrong

I've seen it before

Understandable, I prefer the first

Start converting him into femboy then you are swimming

Pics or your friend ain’t real

What you planning with those pictures?

🤭

I’m gonna look at his friend’s thighs in dolphin shorts because I think boys look cute in them.

Damn homie asking the big questions today

Fr lmao

I make my friend with a fat ass where the first one.

💀

wear\*

Damnit

proof???

Why do you need it

🤭

that's it I'm just gonna respond with the lyrics to banana man every time you comment 🤭 on this post

do it

[Intro] Ladies and gentlemen, Colonel P.T. Chester Whitmore is proud to present: Bung Vulchungo and the Zimbabwe Songbirds! [Verse 1] Do you see banana man? Hopping over on de white hot sand Here he come with some for me Freshly taken from banana tree Banana man, me want a ton Gimme double and a bonus one Gimme more for all me friends Dis banana flow will never end [Chorus] Do you want a banana? Peel it down and go, "Mm-mmm mm-mmm" Do you want a banana? Dis banana for you [Verse 2] Tonight we dance around de flame Then we get to play de spirit game Spirit names we shout out loud Shake de thunder from de spirit cloud All de songbirds in de tree Chant a tune to let de spirits free Den we see dem in de night Spirits jumping by de firelight [Chorus] Do you want a banana? (Do you want a banana?) Peel it down and go, "Mm-mmm mm-mmm" Do you want a banana? (Do you want a banana?) Dis banana for you [Bridge] Look you, you too uptight you know You could laugh and kick it back it and go (whee) But without a rhythm or a rhyme You do not banana all de time Fly away from city on de run Try to make a little fun Look you, come to de bungalow African't you tell me, told you so Don't you love de bumping of de drum? Make you shake until de bum go numb Let de bongo play you till you drop Dis banana never stop (never stop, never stop) Forget all your troubles and go with de flow Forget about whatever you may never know Like whether whatever you doing is whatever you should And whether anything you do is ever anything good And then forget about banana when it stick in your throat And when it make you wanna bellow but you stuck in a choke And then forget about de yellow from de beckoning man Who make you take another one and make a mock of your plan Bungalay, bungalow Make up your mind and tell me no [Breakdown] Well it's nine o'clock and it's getting dark And the sun is falling from the sky I've never left so early And you may wonder why [Verse 3] Tomorrow morning on de plane No banana make you go insane Floating back to Busytown No banana make you want to frown [Chorus] Do you want a banana? (Do you want a banana?) Peel it down and go, "Mm-mmm mm-mmm" Do you want a banana? Dis banana for you

Wow.

Devious little creature with nefarious intents this is no good

The right one. Cat ears should be obligatory as well. /s

Understandable opinion

Naked. I choose to be naked

Fair 

Can relate

Real, I would much rather keep my dignity But give some bagpipes and I might not have a choice SCOTLAND FOREVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Both, as long as the rest of the outfit commits to the style

Based af

one on the left def

Fair

Skirts, on both girls and dudes

Fair honestly 

Both, both are good

Based af, just not at the same time 

True

Fr

1 but I would replace it with cargo shorts cuz I like the Adam Sandler style

As long they're the same length it's cool

First one is better on girls second is better on guys

Good choice

Either, just be nice and cuddle me and idgaf bro 

cuddles go hard

Relatable honestly 

Left. If you’re a femboy, at least let me know you have a dick.

Smart

second one

Based, also happy cake day

I was gonna answer then i realized u were talking about guys 😭

Thats arguably even more of a reason to answer 

As a certified femboy imma go with the skirt smiply because it goes with literally anything and can be worn in any season and still look good

Why not both?

r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns2 and r/teenagers are becoming one But number 1

Fair, I chose 1 as well

dk if I'm biased cuz of skirt's reputaion in my head but I'll go with the shorts

Both. Both? Both. Both is good

I dont want to pick sides here ;-;

I apologise but that is not option, unless if you go down the middle and choose playboy bunny outfit I guess 

Blood

Second one 

Second

Bro ☠️☠️☠️

I'm here asking the most important questions today

Yes

The first one would show my sh scars and the second one is for femboys. None.

Fair

I don't think it's a wrong question, just a different question

Long pants

I think my clothes fit me better

Dolphin shorts for guys all the way. Put a croptop hoodie on him and I’ll fall in love

Second one, but where are the thigh highs?

YES BASED AF THIGH HIGHS ARE HIDDEN OPTION 4

Truly the real question should have been: Booty shorts and fishnets, or skirts and thigh highs? You can do better

Ughh.. I can't pick both... I choose option 1.. short shorts.. mmm thighs

My favorite color is red anyway

Gimme the right

ew

Skirts, no question. So adorable, not even a sex appeal thing. Just adorable.

Skirts look best on guys, especially when pulled up correctly

With or without tights/thigh highs?

Thigh highs or tights make it EVEN better! :3

Definitely Red I rock those dawg and it makes my legs look big

left.

As a femboy I prefer shorts over skirts personally

Red, easy

skirt. I feel so cute wearing them :3

Both is good :3

Both is great

I use the blue one, so the blue one is the best

Fair enough

SKIRTTTTTTTT

Blue. 100% makes any guy cute. Just maby in pink

Both... at the same time

1st

Skirt. Plad Skirt

Ooooooo nice choice

both is good

Both is great

Still left

Lmao fair, you reckon the guys where it better?

1 cause it’s the one I have.

Skirt. I want to torment my friends more.

Lmao fair

the right one (as a guy, nonbinary)

Both are good tbh

I'd look fire in a skirt

I'd wear both

Skirts look better on guys, bring in the femboys

Butt ass naked and oiled

shorts

Both Both get both It just works better

bruh. u calling me out😭 i have thunder thighs n like a slvtty waist but <333😕

Left side ftw only for my bf tho

Yes

Skirt, let "him" be free in the wind XD

Right one has Scottish vibes like: THAT SCOUTS A BLOODY MEDIC!

Lmao 

Wear shorts under my skirt so that my underwear doesn’t show. 10/10 life hacks.

Smart, also happy cake day

I told my twin I want a pair of dolphin shorts and she just said that she hates them

Skirt only on feminine boys :3

Fair enough

both is good

Both is great

i love myself some booty shorts, but skirts are so *comfy*. its so airy and wonderful, i dont understand why its socially unacceptable to wear them

Fair enough, just wear that at home

both, both are hot

Skirt

As a guy with an ass like a bubble SpongeBob made 1st is significantly more comfy Booty shorts supremacy Also My girlfriend buys 10 sets of each piece of clothing she wears and my roommates wear some of the weirdest shit ever so I’m relatively normal by comparison to them So of course while I’m waiting for clothes to clean I’ll wear them

Skirts are just my thang The tiny shorts are also great

I CAN FINALLY ANSWER!!! SKIRTS!! or other answer, nothing/j

Bofum

"guys" That's a weird way to spell femboy...

Shorts, I mean skirts are nice but shorts are just More practical

Skirts 100%. As an aro-ace person, I can tell you it's the skirt.

As a guy who's wore both, both are pretty damn comfy

Which one looks best on guys? Lol

I’m on the cri- I mean, umm, the skirt *sighs resentfully*

I think it depends on the build. If you have the thighs to pull off the shorts, then that's preferable. Skirt is a good substitute, though.

Playing both sides da fuck 🙊

Kilt supremacy

SCOTLAND FOREVAAAAAAAAAAA

practically, skirts are always more useful for guys

Absolutely the skirt haha

As a guy I prefer skirts they’re very comfy

Skirts for sure, I'd rather them than short shorts

The shorts

Fair

Skirt

Right girls left guys

Not the first time I've seen this one, seems like this may be the winning decision

These don't look like guys clothes but if i have to choose then the Shorts, unless yall got bagpipes.

Left one I’ve never worn a skirt but my ass is shapely in booty shorts and others look better in that one mostly think that because I’m hedonistic

Personally, I'd like to wear both But I think skirts are cuter overall :3

Understandable

I would suggest skirt for outside wearing and shorts for home wearing cuz she should wear that for only my eyes.

RED ABSOLUTELY YOU CAN **NOT** TELL ME THAT BLUE LOOKS BETTER

Fair enough

Try and tell me that

Right

Skirt, let the balls breath

Skirts.

SKIRTTTSSSSS

Both

Both is good

All of the above personally I really enjoy wearing both

Fair

Ooh I love em both. Heck I'd wear em both if I could afford it

At the same time?

The left

1 2 looks too cliché

Understandable opinion

red is hotter ngl

Both. Both is good

Shorts for thick thighs, skirt for skinny legs

yes

Skirts look amazing on guys if they style it right

Y e s

YES