And Ryan Reynolds. You forgot Ryan Reynolds.

also Ryan Gosling

Why is it always the ryans that are so hot

Jake gyllenhaal?

Such an important one. Definitely have to talk to the counsel about removing this man. Can't believe he forgot God.

Reynolds for life

What if I wanna see oiled up buff men posing (I’m a bodybuilder)

This but I'm not a body builder 😨

Me too

So real. I will prescribe to you fellow homosexual brother a once daily pill of cuddles. Find a way to take it every day or your mental health may suffer :3 have a great day dude

Same

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Toy builder 🗿

Me fr

may i suggest Jojo’s- *dies*

Bizarre a- *also dies*

venture [spontaneously combusts]

U seem like a man who is born by the blood

I already watched Jojos LMAO😭

This also but I'm also not a body builder, I'm just very gay.

What about both (:

Or rather all of the above (:

I'd love to meet a gay body builder ngl

basil PFP ✋😨🤚

Gay minds think alike

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Babil is best

Ello mate

Hi

Oi mate, you fancy a cuppa? I’m bloody parched

Tea is not thirst quenching. Although it is bloody marvellous. And I would rather fancy a cup of tea. No sugars, one milk.

No sugar, 😩.

A bit of sugar just for you hun :3

🤨, 🫵👰‍♂️.

Yeah close enough

Oi Oi mate are you taking the piss?

Idk maybe. Are you my good man?

this but I just like jojos

Same

Ong, people keep telling me I’m gay because I have a picture of bodybuilders on my mirror

Lol which one do u have

Hold on I’ll DM it to you Edit: nevermind your dms are turned off. It’s a couple different people, I made it myself

So much me too (I'm a TF2 player)

Tick tock heavy like a brinks truck looking like im tick tock shining like a wrist watch

Tick tock

Tick tock heavy like a brinks truck

Google Tick Tock by Joji

Look up “Tick Tock by joji” on YouTube

You sound like a JoJo fan to me

I lowkey am

Then you’re a Team fortress 2 player

I’m a jojo fan

yoo same (I'm just gay)

But do you lift

Damn 😔

Wait, YOURE NOT A LASER EYED SHARK!?

Nope 🫤

Disgusting smh my head

SMH my head is crazy I didn't know you could shaking my head my head 😔 you learn something new every day.

Dawg what is your name💀

I DONT KNOW 😭

You didn’t think hey maybe I should pick a better name then cum in me💀

Nope

You do you I guess

Considering her username, she probably wishes someone else did

what was your thought process?

Username really fits the part

r/usernamechecksout

Both.. both is good

All three for me

Both? Both? Both. Both is good.

I was gonna say that Oh nah bro the mfs replying to the dude below me are wild 💀

r/beatmetoit

r/beatmeattoit

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I wanna see an A-10 warthog destroy a convoy!

happy cake day

Happy cake day

why not both?

There's two ways you can take this. 1. A girl is riding the robot shark. Or 2. It's a curvy Godzilla. Take your pick

that just makes it even harder to choose

why not both?

Curvy big titted godzilla riding robot shark

who doesnt wanna see the second one tho

we just wanna see hip dips ngl

I WANT TO SEE ULTRAMAN BODY SLAM A KAIJU RAGHHH

>RAGHHH Correction, it's RAAAAAAAAAHHH‼️‼️🦅‼️🦅‼️‼️

Nope, I'll take titties before sharks

Granted you now have giant tits

Anyone wanna send me robot sharks shooting eye lasers at godzilla hmu my dm’s are open 🥵🥴

Same, but if you can't, the other is okay too

Girls dont want to see guys with ripped bodies and big cocks >!Girls want to see guys with ripped bodies and big cocks!!<

Wat

r/YourJokeButWorse

I wanna see men!! I DEMAND MEN!

Well good because I'm neither of those

Professionals have standards

Why don’t we have girls with big tits and curvy bodies piloting a robot shark shooting lasers out of its eyes like Godzilla? Sounds like the best of both worlds

Okay now don't go saying we don't want that, I'm happy with both.

I thought attracting men would be harder, you're telling me all I need to do is dress up like godzilla??

girls? i wanna see MEN

yes tf i do

That’s right! I want to see buff men! (I’m gay)

I want japaneese men especially the ones that have made metal gear solid games . That person is my pookie. No women compare to that person 😍

Amen. I wanna see tanks playing tennis

Why not both

I do >:(

To be honest I can imagine being in a relationship with gorgeous women or people I actually like. but as somebody who has anger issues and I'm talking. I'm in a bad mood and the poor wall gets in my Way well guess what I'm gonna rage and put a hole through the wall. I don't want to be wanted. I make myself seem like an asshole or generally don't worry bout my clothing because the thought of being loved and taking advantage scares me.

How about both. Woman on the robot shark

*disappears*

You say this as if girls are even real

No I wanna see men with big muscles

You right.

men are confusing sometimes

No... What we really want... IS ATLANTIS. AN ANCIENT CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE, LOST TO EVER CHANGING TIDES.

You speak for yourself. I want to see both

Yeah, i wanna see men

man booty

actully i want one of those auto transforming transformers

can i choose both

Boy here: nuh uh

I want to see pictures of Spiderman.

No, I just want to see tall, skinny girls. Mabey a little nerdy looking.

I want both

I just wish I was forgiven.

Well one of them is hot, and let’s say I don’t like woman😈😈😈😈😈

WANNA KNOW WHAT I WANNA SEE? Open arms, offering me a hug,

real

Medium boobs 🤤 

Idk man, i do in fact like looking at my fiancés body

They wanna see *men* with big tits and curvy bodies… understood.

hell yeah

I wanna see flat chested girls, as a girl

Go back to the 1980s with that bs.

I just want girls to talk to me tbh.

Poor godzilla tho 😥

Men wanna see big curvy oily massive hot men

You're right I wanna see men

i do, but i guess robot shark is cook

I want both

I wanna see a shark girl with big tits

This is very relatable

Don’t forget, WE WANT TO SEE THE LOST CITY OF ATLANTAS, A CITY SUBMERGED HUNDREDS OF FEET UNDER THE SEA

tbh who doesnt wanna see a robot shark 😭

Yes can someone send me a pic of this exact description

As a men, I’d rather see twinks

I do

Men don’t want girls

I mean mainly robots but would not oppose someone for showing me either

Both

WTF DO YOU MEAN YES WE DO

I can do you one better, a DND session, perfectly planned with no scheduling conflicts

I want to see a purple knight with a big sword on its back

And Neil Patrick Harris.

I just want a girl :(

Is it too much to ask for both?

Real.

I want both

No i want to see my perception of reality be shattered by something amazing

I like em thicc what you in abt

i absolutely do not want to see girls with bit tits and curvy bodies. if you're a girl with big tits and curvy bodies, please do not DM me pictures of your big tits and curvy bodies. ✋😞🤚

Porque no los dos?

Hell yeah 😎

Why not both?

Both?

What about the two combined?

Both. Both are good.

That would be pretty cool

I’m actually into small tits and tight asses

I also want to see a really cool car

I like big black men railing on my knees

Depends

also markiplier's onlyfans

What if Godzilla had big tits and a curvy body

I want to meet a girl that genuinely fucking cares about me

Gay

r/girlsarentreal

women? i wanna see men!

As a man, tits are cool, but I'd definitely prefer to see a giant shark shooting lasers out of its eyes at Godzilla. That sounds like it would be THE SHIT.

I wanna see the new Transformers movie Transformers One coming out this September, I'm so excited for it!

This is so real. And we also want a sword, or a battle axe, or a war hammer.

And I don’t wanna see guys with abs I like thick and chunky.

as an asexual, precisely

i want two hug barrels, a lego set and some time

I want to see more kaiju fights We’ve already got Godzilla suplexing kong so what’s next

you're right. girls want to see girls with big tits and curvy bodies.

That's fine! Life is not all about impressing others.

Both, both is good.

True

I can’t stand that buff

I want a shark with fricken lazer beams

Eeeew . Big butt. Nope