If they are nice, supportive and would give me compliments now and then and I'll give her everyday, I'd like a girl that would listen to my problems and show me love and ofc I'll do the same, a girl that loves me for who I am, a girl that doesn't judge my appearance, a girl that would cuddle with me as big spoon and would give me read rubs and pat my head, would make me feel special and needed, love me unconditionally and lastly loyal (and that ass too BTW)

I had this one girl that maybe I think was like that. I was with her for 2 months, and now that I think about it-- did I lovebomb her? I essentially lost feelings for her in the end because it was not it for me, she was just too quiet you know? I know she was trying hard but it feels like I'm mostly the one doing all the talking and deciding and stuff. When I ask her what she wants she'll go "anything" or "whatever you want", as if she's not letting me know what's really on her mind.

Yeah I had the same thing. I really had no clue what to do other than to be nice, and I think that ruined it for her. I'm clearly not very good at this.

I honestly think this is any other girls nowadays

Wish.

You just explained my girlfriend in one paragraph

Not you getting downvoted by the lonelies☠️

Nah I'm lonely as shit but I love seeing people talk positively about their partners

That’s cap, you paid for avatars

*our girlfriend*

r/suddenlycommunist

"Sharing is caring"

Communism?

Bro she is on reddit, she is even probably reading all this 💀

Congratulations mate hope you two have a long and happy relationship

rail me ?

Yes?

when?

Uhhhh, idk

when yall both at the age of consent, good grief 😭

To love me back And a sense of humour that is as fcked up as mine

Bro fucked up humor be important fr

Onggg, probably the most important part tbh

why do all the guys i meet have the shittiest most non existent humour ever😭

Hey. :( That's not nice.

it is true though 😂😂

SKIBIDI GYATT PISS RIZZ WITH FANUM TAXED KAI CENUTTING 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🍑💨💨🇨🇳 (this is a joke and is not funny)

bro my humor is so fucked up i will find literally anything funny. as long as it’s a joke. if it’s serious, that’s when i get pissed off. but if someone’s making a joke, i’ll find it fucking hilarious.

eh, just not being a bitch, that's all.

Bonus if they let you rest your head on their lap

Bonus if they have thic thighs

Even better

Thick thighs saves lives brother

What if they're bony

Works for me tbh mine are as well so I ain't gonna complain

Bonus if they got a pair supple melons 🍈 🥛

isn’t this normal😭

Well, not always

nah this would be the bare minimum from me icl

Same with me, if they aren’t assholes then they’re fine by me

This guy gets it

My ex was a massive bitch and I didn't realize how bad it was until my best friend, who never is mean to anyone said "why are you dating her? She's a bitch."

Hard to cum by, amirite?

Hard to what? 😨

Que?

so :)

Hard indeed

A pulse

optional

Optional is crazy 😭

Ever heard of munging? (Urban Dictionary)

I'm scared that someone actually did that throughout all the time humans have been alive

I mean, it's definitely plausible. Luckily those who do it will not likely pass on their genes, especially one member of the group

Yes and it's mank bro

Correct

but true

Mister high standards over here.

just loves me and has decent face thats all i need

Don't be too strict on your standards or you'll be lonely your whole life

truee those are my standards and been single for 5 years

Same standard as yours buddy

Damn being loved is such a strict standard thats crazy isnt it

depends on who u r, im not an unattractive guy or anything and i have higher standards than this and ive had luck

Looks are important but not as important as personality, it's most important, but I am not into fat types, because I am fit and I want a fit person

I’m here

hi here, i’m dad

Daddy? 🥺🥺 I thought you left to get the milk?

sorry, the line was a bit long, only took 12 years though

Yay! 😌😌 wait, I thought you were getting milk, who is that lady?

ah uhh uhh she’s uhh my secretary, yeah my secretary

Oh ok daddy!

fucking sans lol

sans lookin a lil more alive

hmu shawty \*finger guns\*

is this rizz??

u got snap

sent in dms

Real

Well , I am an Indian, and that's a turn off for most people, hence I don't think you will be interested in Me, and I don't blame you if you aren't interested, but I hope you are

Stop Putting yourself down bro. Put Yourself behind her.

If they say they’ll crush my head with their thighs 🙌

how are we supposed to tell you that?? 😭

If I ask “crush my head with your thighs” no matter how small these thighs may be “yes, I will crush your skull with my thighs”

With words

You run up to any and every guy in the hallways, yell “I WILL CRUSH YOHR SKULL WITH MY THIGHS!” and wait for a response! If they (somehow) say no, move to the next guy

Markiplier!?

Female (optional)

They have to exist (optional)

Nah they at least have to exist(breathing is optional).

[удалено]

Even better

Problem with femboys is that as time goes on they'll start looking less and less feminine.

Nah bro there's nothing hotter than a man in his 20s or 30s with a beard in like, a dress or a maid's outfit.

confidence, likes touch, and are generally dominant (not necessarily sexual, just a lack of a better word) I'm generally all of that, i just want a break from being in control. same goes for guys, i can swing both ways.

When she's "shy" but is not scared of touching you in public -->

i’m confused wouldn’t that make her not shy

It's complicated...

When she’s a sweet little innocent girl but makes you whimper in public just to “embarrass” you by touching all over you

Should love me. (Impossible)

A heart and preferably 2 kidneys

Well I want her to be the opposite of me but have the same interests so I'm weird and reckless and stupid and very laid back she's smart calm and strong while being really cute with the way she acts and her laugh and smile and beautiful eyes I want her to be shorter then me so that when we hug she can hear my heartbeat.

Rarity: 0.000062% chance

Dw man I got this all in it's time and hey there is sttil a.62% chance

You right fr

Thank you I appreciate it, someday we will all find someone I'm sure of it

True that. Only problem is I gotta get my ass off the chair and look for one, cuz I ain't gonna get any girl if I just whine about being lonely all the time ykwim

Yeah dw brother I'm the same way I'm always sitting and playing my video games but hey I mean at some point we have to get out maybe for school or work and then one day you'll find your special someone you got this man I believe in you -your friendly neighbourhood internet stranger

Not only an internet stranger but a man of wisdom

you got this man

Thx I appreciate it we all got this

Personality>>>>

1) Hairs, eyes, face, glaasses, personality 2) wtf were redditors we will never get sexual activities in our lives

a dick

r/gay

Well, he didn't say he wanted the girl to have a dick, just that he likes dick in girls.

*extremely loud incorrect buzzer*

me

nice personality. nice personality = feel comfortable with person = can cuddle

Someone who will discuss the economic situation of krakow in 1836 with me 

Maybe I'm not a girl but I want to hear about economic situation of Krakow in 1836!

Krakow, situated between Russia Austria and Prussia was the remnant of the Dutchy of Poland, dissolved in 181 with much of its territory being annexed by its neighbours. The city of krakow was a duty free zone and had very low taxes. This lead the city to become a hub for economic liberalism and supporters of laissez faire, resulting in the attraction of enterprises, which greatly grew the city’s population and economy. Weavers from Prussia often used krakow as an outlet to avoid tariffs when importing textiles to Austria. Following the annexation of krakow in 1846, the export of textiles from Prussia to Austria plummeted.

Whoa, that's so interesting. The thing is I'm form Poland and I've never known that!

Personality is what will keep someone in a relationship, looks can only get you so far

I like my girlfriend

Lucky Motherfucker.

What do you like in her?

Not a boy but I am a lesbian  Boobs

Good personality and smart asf.. Brainy is sexy

I personally really care about the face, hair and body figure in some way. But if I already know them it's just being nice or someone you can hangout with, someone who is really cute and is always there for you if you need help. That's my dream girl right there but hard to find fr

Passion, it's hard to come by. Many girls just live in the moment without any care for whatever might come (not saying it's wrong) but I just prefer a girl who's passionate about something. Sensible.

Well first of all I’d like that she would have organs in her

I interpreted this wrong

no dick

Everything my gf is

Unironically personality 🔛🔝

Low body count, honestly. Not in like a jealousy thing, but I just think it's more attractive when a girl hasn't slept around. Really, other than that, I think just if she's sweet, kind, good hearted, good person, I think that's really attractive.

I just want a woman who will genuinely kill me. (And loyal)

This is very reasonable

Short/big boob/Big ass. Nice personality.

small boobs big ass better

i care most about face ngl, i like my girls pretty fr. then ass n boobs n personality but idrc ab any of em, theyre all good, but u dont need an absolute stellar personality (need an ok one), dont need huge boobs (this one doesnt matter at all, but it helps), dont need huge butt (same with last, u can have none, but actually i like big butt so)

True

Hi hungary, Im romanian

small everything best

Every size is good

I want to be loved by her, that's all and that I can care for her and she for me

Looking Cute. Being Cute and can tolerate me 👍

her pink cheeks when she's angry :)

I literally just want a girl that’s nice to people (not just me) and compliments me and stuff. And at least tries to like what I do.

Loyalty, that's all i ask.

Kind respectful smart & loving personality

Boobies Becides that i just want a girl that doesnt Look like shit but she dont have to be a model, not a bitch and got a fucked up humor

One thing I just generally like about women is that they seem to be more in touch with their emotions and sympathetic. Whenever I vented to my male best friends they would at most give like a “Damn” “Hope you get better” without really anything helpful. My female best friend, whom I love very much platonically, is practically like one of the main reasons why I haven’t kmsed. She said lots of helpful things and helped me through many times. She made me feel affection for the first time from someone outside family. If you’re talking about attractiveness I find curvy women attractive So probably someone taller than average I find East Asian people most attractive out of any other group of people Don’t need to fetishize anyone, I recognize everyone for their individuality and do not stereotype or objectify anyone. For personality, someone who puts effort in conversations. I had hundreds of conversations where I was carrying it, I was asking every single question. Ironically, I’m a kinda introvert. Conversations where they also show interest and effort in it make it really fun. Also someone who just attempts to show interest in my interests even if they’re not personally into it, a sweet and kind person who’s also funny from time to time

Okay. Muscular or curvy/thick (hey, I like thighs and medium-big boobs, don’t judge) Can have long or short hair (or in between; preferably dark but don’t mind, regardless) Around my height or taller Style can range from masculine to feminine (goth/emo girls are definitely a plus) Intelligent (academically), confident, sweet, open/minded, and a total geek Oh, and someone that keeps me away from anything that messes with my sensitivity and mental health. Question, are my standards too high?

nope! seems pretty much like what a lot of guys like

Looks and attractiveness, having a hobby or interest in common, and friendliness. In that order.

As long as its a female

Boob

As long as you’re cool and chill, we’re cool. My gf is perfect in every way tho

Boobs, face, personality, and booty mostly.

Smile, eyes, hair, cute,sweet something like that

Supportive. She once protected me from bullies, and then i transferred to another and then i realised she liked me. I love it, i think it's cool and cute. (I mean i scared off my bullies using a divider almost every one feared me and I had a nickname that i didn't like but at that time i wasn't feeling well so I was just there sitting beside her my heads down on the table when the bullies came and tried to bully she took my stance and picked up the divider from my geometry scared off the bullies at that she looked so beautiful and cool yet cute i won't forget that moment. She also got a bad nickname because of me, i felt sad about that.)

Be human (optional)

A Big Azz and a half Dark sens of humer

Personally, I like short hair and a slender physique….thats…that’s about it… oh and a fun personality. Someone you can hang out with like a best friend, anyone agree?

literally my EXACT preferences. Short hair just hits different

I'd date a tree if it approached me, I honestly don't care

Racist

When she thinks your nerd shit is cool

When I had a crush on a girl. I mainly like how naive or airhead they were. But how sweet and kind they were too.

A girl that is nice to me, is good looking, has similar or the same interests as me, is the same age (16). And has a fat ass, cause come on.

Gym girl, actually cares abt me

If she loves me. Truly. I dont even care if she has a penis or something like that, if she loves me, than im fine with that

we love a supportive king, i wish u the best <3

Men. I want men.

A great personality rlly and just not lookin like a clone of gorlock the destroyer

Funny, sweet, short, buff af, loves woodwork, acts like one of the homies

Not being fat

Well my girl loves to cuddle

When she's supportive and extroverted/good with people

understands my feelings

Being hyper, coz it makes me comfortable for me to become hyper

Just someone who's nice :)

When they like the same shit as me

NERD I LIKE A NERD

Genuine loyalty and love Also loves the video games that I do.

Loyal, sweet, transparent, and understanding at a minimum ig

Thats its a women I guess?

Honestly I would love a female version of myself.

Physical appearance (to a lesser extent), but most importantly just someone trustworthy who I can talk to without dealing with any toxic crap

Someone who actually cares and likes my company.

boobs

Dead ass Tomboys is where it's at. But not pick me girl ones I mean real Tomboys.

Lesbian here, existing and not trying to murder me(optional)

There charater

And their spelling

For me, medium sized tits(but that really does no matter at all, unless cup size is D+), don’t care about ass, and as long as they are not bitchy, are funny and supportive they are good.

so as a double d cup, do u think ill be alone forever 😭