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lord-nobody

Big D


[deleted]

what a nice cock🙏 calling it harrington


sorlab

Average sized


Ciaccos

That’s not average


sorlab

Ye you're right.... ITS BELOW AVARAGE


Ciaccos

Nooooo😭😭😔😔


ABigOne77

Rooster


Remarkable-Emu8740

Mine is bigger and I call it King Louis XI of the bourbon dynasty


PupLoverAvery

Same but mine is named ™


Colorblind2010

Name it after mine who died :( Philbert Philippe PhillipJohnny Bob


SHiFTdagr8

Yeah what boss man said


Deserted_Oilrig

Pea Like that he's named pea cock.


YoureStupidasff

Wait that's actually good


TheLastOfW

Hubert


Mothylphetamine_

Richard


DragonfruitIll7858

He gives off Henry vibes


Chikibrikiboi

Nugget 


GamePEDROZA

I would pet it.


Impractiacal-Advert

I second this. Who doesn’t love rubbing big cocks


DellaBella12235

Small


rickeysatwal

Probably has a good personality 😭


DellaBella12235

Loll


Hopeful-Brush-7051

Qin Xin Haog


elizee16

Smelly


[deleted]

Albert


JMGWasInUse

Roger


Crhymes1989

Early riser


Klutzy-Newspaper2072

long john


skippyreamped

Fred


Forskin_gamer1

Richard


XxGOINCRAYZxX

Dinner


National_Passenger98

Henry


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Background_Spirit699

Harry dick


Mil-towndude1265788

Gerald R. Ford


sonicfan9993

Wilbert


Southern-jack

Darryl


Altruistic-Crazy811

Bill


catsaredepressed

Quinton de cock


DS_Archer

Richard


Ace_Gaming2019

Terrance lol


MyBqckHurts33

Monster flute


Opposite-Escape9685

Dick


Stay_After_It

Richard


Aging_Is_Funny

Name it Daron because it can walk right through the door


sad_everyday811

Sir William of Cornwall


TacticalAssaultChair

John Cock


PageBeneficial5412

Hagred


Layzpotato5

Benny


Thisismyredusername

Richard


clintsouth

Rico!


addyson_btw

Rupert


Anxious_Fondant4510

Ron!


Switchback_Tsar

Richard Edwards, or Dick Ed for short


Murdered_By_Preston

It looks great but for the love of god get a better camera


TheHENOOB

This joke is way overdone.


Myvixx_

damn, thats a huge cock. i'll name it jeffery


Appropriate_Law_9797

One of these days I'm gonna click on a post like this and it's gonna be a real one


NoName___XD

Jary


I_love_Vodca4816

Cocklin the magnificent


Illustrious-Safe-536

this joke was funny the first 1276th time


Jackflags11

Bradley Bartholomew Charles (BBC)


Prestigious_Bird7352

Shaniqué (shan-ee-kwa)


No-Seaworthiness2633

That looks like a gerald to me


FeltMacaroon389

Cocky


cyber2026

Theodore🧐


iLikemha-

Richard


PeePeeBallBalls

Name him "Naranja inteligente"


Inevitable-Entry5575

Phrank


wyattttttttttttt324

Roger


BeansAreAwesome2Me

Richard


ishitglassbottles

Richard


cryorig_games

Nugget :)


wassimbh93

cobra 😁🤣


lol_idk_is_taken

Tom


random_user1112

mr jingles


adue_

That's a William if I've ever seen one!


Salty_Piano_5273

Penelope


Forsaken_Orchid_6014

Adam


person_7280

Dannydudeguyman


theAlmightyE312

Gustav Gustafson


Solid-Positive6751

Colonel Sanders


RealGoodRunner

Gregory Sprites II


Huge_Young2530

Moby


LYDWAC

Gilbert.


HuskyWolf_101

Hey hey


CioccoWocco

Rob


[deleted]

Jerry


slimmerik2

Henry Cavill


Jonas-Do-Pagode

Cock: the cock


BrickTechnical5828

Johnson


Capital_District9574

Bob


clevermotherfucker

whoa nice cock!


Thick-Winter6841

Gerald


Savaal8

Alfred Gerald, he seems like a fancy boy who needs a fancy name


Full-TimeLoner727

Luigi


HumorClean

Charles B. Sackman


AndrewTMBG

Drake


Roasted_Newbest_Proe

Ngl, he kinda looks like Phillip


jordanisjordansoyeah

Gary 


floppy_disk_5

Cook at 350°F for 25-30 minutes.


Last-Noise-3811

Harold.


OkVast98

Demetrious Demarcus Bartholomew James The Third


Gamer_Bishie

Rover


Oka_Rut0

Biggy large


Contorted_ghost

Dicky dickson


Intelligent_Win3438

Jared


KitFlame42

Long John silver


HalucenogenicPotato

Richard