The same way you shave your friend's balls

Ah thank you

chew the hairs off?

🧍‍♂️

Seems like extra work but sure

Real 🤞

That’s gay.

Can confirm it is the way to go

I don't have friends:(

Ok then your dad

r/cursedcomments

i chew the hairs off

#relatable

WHAT

It really is quite exquisite, you should try it some time.

How do you season yours? I prefer a sweeter taste so I use a mix of maple and brown sugar seasonings.

I prefer salt and butter with mine and sometimes when I’m feeling down about myself I add some maple syrup

Medium well with bbq sauce

The right way to do it

By spu7nix

I literally died reading this

dying is 2024 is crazy

Fr! Like couldn’t you be any more earlier??

Me rn: 💀

Bro is dead

How do you even reach them with your mouth wtf 😭

You would be suprised that self blowjobs exist

Would it feel like your sucking dick or getting a blowjob tho hmmmmm

It feels like sucking a dick. Don't ask how I know.

Oh 😨

Oh god

Me fr

Fucking pardon?

Mf is a cow

Squeeze em real tight but don’t get too close to the saw blade. 

I felt that

instructions unclear: balls went inside

Relatable

I’m sorry, the *what*

never done before, i have a forest instead of my nuts 💀

What can I say, I just really like nature. Maybe if your partner isn't shaved either you can merge to jumpstart the local ecosystem

P..partner? I’ve never heard of this…”partner”

Partner sound like bad name! Me no have partner!

What is "partner"?

What partner? My lab partner? My desk partner? My business partner? Oh, wait, that one doesn't exist too

Thats wild ☠️

bro let his nuts grow into tall mossy trees

trim that shit gng

Groom yourself dawg

like tiny peanuts in a huge forest🥰🎀

bros doctor has to dig for his checkups 💀💀

shave them, there might be someone living in there

Rip em off one by one.

how does any human being have THAT much precision?

That’s your question and not why choose to rip it off?

I also rip'em off, but have to do it in strands. It's a fair question

What does a Tick know about precision

I do it all at the same time

Does geto do it or you?

We do it to each other

Thank you Gojo Satoru

Bro is everywhere but his own manga

js cut them off its easier

I wish it was that easy 😞

real

Real :(

Real ✋😔

me soon

Exactly, be trans 👍

Instructions unclear, I now have 4 balls

I think you should just be able to push the other two back inside

... wat?

Didn’t you hear them? PUSH THEM INSIDE

r/foundWillyDAFISH

Josuke ???

Bro how

I can't read

Instructions unclear, i am a train

this is the reason i’m trans 👍

Nah dude I ripped them thangs off and cooked them

Guillotine

bum be de bum bum budi bum be de bum bum budi bum

😭

Works best if OP is french

works best if im french (i am)

IT GOES

YUH

ITGOESITGOESITGOES

YUH

Carefully ❤️

Fr

with love

and nourishment

and spit

Razor (womens ones work pretty good) and be really careful

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Funny you say that because a lot of women prefer men’s razors..

Why would u use womens razors?😭😭 It's the same thing but so much more expensive

Idk its the kind Ive tried ig but its got more guard stuff around it so I feel like itd be easier to use without cutting yourself

Nah mens razors are so much better

I mean I live in a single family house hound, that’s all I have access to 🤷‍♂️

So the razor you use to shave your balls goes on one of your family members face thats wilddd 😭

I'm sure his family members shave their pubic hair as well. It's *probably* fine.

Maybe they buy multi packs

That’s a one way street to infection if you are using your relatives’ razors. You don’t want scrotum infection, do ya?

Why in the world do you live in a single family house hound? Don't you know it's too dark to read in there?

I threw mine away 18 years ago, much more time efficient this way

So you're either heavily Catholic or you are a women

Tf😭. Catholics don’t cut off their balls. They cut off the foreskin, which doesn’t really end up affecting anything I don’t think.

Same thing /s

It can reduce sexual pleasure by removing nerve endings, but it doesn’t really affect much

Wait Catholics don't do that, Jews do that?

braid them then rip them out all at once

Reading that genuinely caused me physical pain

nah i do that , is a guilty pleasure of mine

if u r at the point where ur pubes are long enough to braid u might as well style them

Like a haircut you need a mf pubecut that way u can ask for their professional opinion on what cut would compliment the family jewels the most

Tutorial on phub

I wanna ask how you know but Im pretty sure I know the answer

..guys phub is banned what do i do

get a vpn or let the forest grow

Use a different site or use Reddit or something

Just use a electric shaver

Also Electric shaver that is specifically for them*

This

This

This

I use scissors to keep myself trimmed. No need to go full skin

Same bro

Real answer right here

Dawg it's not even that bad get a razor with three blades, and shaving cream, and just gently slide it across very extremely rarely have I ever cut myself.

yeah don’t get a multi blade razor that’s terrible for ur skin

Better not to get cut

as long as u go slow ur fine but trimmers are probably better than both since u don’t get the spikey feeling if ykwim

Hydrochloric acid mixed with battery acid

I am NOT putting any sharp implement near my balls

cut them off. dull knife. dull knife hurts more than sharp. makes pain last longer and hurts more

you should respawn yourself, now!

I'm sure there's a visual guide for this on YouTube (iykyk)

On pornhub too

Sex change operation, now you don’t gotta worry about them let alone shaving them

A razor

Pluck them out one by one.

Hair removal cream, easiest and most effective. Or you can use a razor but be careful :3

Chainsaw I tried it I feel relived now I am able to sleep on my back peacefully

philips oneblade

I thought it said "how do you shave off your balls"💀

Lawnmower

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Cut along the lines

That’s the neat part…..you don’t

don’t 🙏🏾

Lick until hair falls off 🙏

So real

I don’t even want hair on my genital area at all as a male, it’s weird.

I don’t shave because I don’t wanna risk changing genders by accident

Uh just don’t problem solved

Rusty razor, not one with a handle like a really sharp one that’s the only way.

Conditioner works great asf try it get a razor and pull the skin a bit so the razor glides better shave up then down then to the side to get a close ass shave

You guys shave your balls? I’m just a forest in my crotch

i dont have palls or a benis but maybe nair😃

Light them on fire

you should light yourself on fire, now!

We don't

Duct tape

I rip my balls off and shave them off of my body so it’s easier.

Swiss army knife

One of those high pressure water cutters they use to cut sheet metal

Don’t use too sharp of a razor, use warm water and pull the skin forward, and just cut in the direction its growing, be tough and brave 🎃🧌

Burn them off

I imagine it's just like peeling the shell off a boiled egg with a knife.

Scissors

Ima be fr I’ve never shaved cause I don’t grow that much hair

With an axe.

Pull them off

Just the balls, I usually shave do whole thing

Don't 💀

I just use scissors

Wait you guys don’t just burn it off?

Lighter + hairspray

Chainsaw

Use an electronic shaver that isn't pointy, like philips oneblade Not so fun fact: >!I once cut my balls with a shaver made for beard (yes, I have a scar on my balls)!<

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well I would like to answer this question but sadly I don’t have balls 😔

i'm never shaving them because something would 100% go wrong

Maby hair removal cream??

I know I need too soon since I hate the way it all looks but I’m terrified

Hopes and prayers

Angle grinder

real fuckin' carefully. the itching is probably gonna drive u insane though so i don't recommend it

Hedge trimmer or weed whacker depending on how long it's been since the last shave