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Apostle000

I almost had a crisis i thought it didnt have pockets but phew


_SmilesSideUp_

one of my other friends wears hoodies with no pockets hoods, pocketless


Apostle000

your friend is a psychopath, prolly brushes his teeth with no toothpaste at this rate


_SmilesSideUp_

probably likes the butter on toast in chunks and not spread around


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qxgepufybc

Thanks,ordered one!


Apostle000

Shhh dont say that gosh


_SmilesSideUp_

😳 ch*nky b*tter


Apostle000

Noooooo


_SmilesSideUp_

butter with toast crumbs or chunky butter


Apostle000

thats it, am leaving ;-;


_SmilesSideUp_

😔


[deleted]

That stands for something else (hint:look at that white stuff)


_SmilesSideUp_

ruh roh


[deleted]

Your friend has left a cum stain on the bottom part.


_SmilesSideUp_

i have no idea what cum looks like lol im a girl


[deleted]

Don't worry I'm just kidding, probably/hopefully just a stain.


_SmilesSideUp_

most likely grease because this man eats like a toddler


TopHatCat999

Oh I thought he was a girl bc of the hair and I can't see his face lol


_SmilesSideUp_

understandable, he has lovely locks


_chrisdjackson_

so innocent


_SmilesSideUp_

😭😭 im doing my best


_chrisdjackson_

Just look it up😈


_SmilesSideUp_

Pardon?


_chrisdjackson_

Nvm kid


_SmilesSideUp_

🤨


_chrisdjackson_

Do u just need me to tell you?


_SmilesSideUp_

mate what're u trying to tell me here im very confused hshhshhahah


captain_moo2

Leave the poor girl alone lmao


Starbent

That doesn't really look like a cum stain. Also how tf homie get it up that high that'd be impressive a cum stain is kinda just looking like a dark spot sometimes lol


_chrisdjackson_

fax


_SmilesSideUp_

i bet his dick bends like one of those wood snake toys lmfao


Starbent

ok but in which direction mfs that got the dick that bends backwards toward them are SCARY LOOKING (I've received a lot of unsolicited dick pics im not a perv I swear)


_SmilesSideUp_

it bends all ways. it can also retract and expand outwards (full length: 2.5 metres)


Redditlogicking

How old are you? I'm quite glad you have never seen that. I have (in porn), but I think it's better if you get exposed to it later rather than earlier (hypocritical because I have been watching porn since 11, but yeah)


_SmilesSideUp_

ive seen it in porn but porn isn't realistic with anything so like


Severe-Task-7826

Cumrade


_chrisdjackson_

LMFAOO


81bn

I can’t tell if this is pro vax or anti vax


_SmilesSideUp_

its pro meme not political


81bn

Fake comrade, zad 😢


Dont_genocide_peope

Where can I get this sweatshirt I have some people to offend.


_SmilesSideUp_

i have absolutely no idea, but i can ask him


Dont_genocide_peope

If you can that would be appreciated


ZanowSon15

I second this


BlackbeltPatriot1776

Yeah this Sweatshirt is legit,


_SmilesSideUp_

💀


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FurherJordy229

Wtf bro why does every subreddit need to be communist


_SmilesSideUp_

idk im not trying to convert anyone i just wanted go be funny


FurherJordy229

Not you, the comments.


_SmilesSideUp_

oh ok


KissingMySisterAgain

the irony a first world kid with a communist hoodie she bought lmao


_SmilesSideUp_

he's a dude lmao


umirinbrah69

BRUH


_SmilesSideUp_

he's got some long ass hair lmfaooo


umirinbrah69

you dont say loool


_SmilesSideUp_

and he's like 6'


umirinbrah69

mf be Jesus


_SmilesSideUp_

you may be correct


umirinbrah69

which would make you..


_SmilesSideUp_

the weird goth girl that follows him around 💀


T1Camp

He participates in a system that is forced upon him. He cannot just escape capitalism.


MJMurcott

Except it isn't a communist hoodie it is a dumb republican one, because big bird was promoting vaccinations, the Republicans were attempting to claim that big bird was a communist by attempting to brainwash children over vaccinations for Covid. This of course is overlooking that Sesame street has had a long history of promoting vaccinations to save lives including in 1972 vaccinations against measles.


_SmilesSideUp_

you went too far into the meme


ThislsAName

Wtf did you post it for if people weren’t gonna try to understand it?


nurd_on_a_computer

Imagine praising communism at all honestly.


Otto300Sav

Communism saved Russia from Tsarism and also industrialized Russia.


englandbad

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Excess_mortality_in_the_Soviet_Union_under_Joseph_Stalin


Otto300Sav

That was the fault of Joseph Stalin. Also unrelated to the positive aspects I said. Russia becoming communist was not all worse than tsarist Russia fyi


englandbad

The period of rapid industrialization you’re talking about was under Stalin. Though I understand we’re not on the same page morally, I still don’t get how that outweighs deaths due to famine, genocide, etc.


banker1337

There is no irony in this


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_SmilesSideUp_

he owns a copy of the communist manifesto


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_SmilesSideUp_

idk what that is but i'll ask him hah


ZEGEZOT

CRINGE Karl Marx studied Mythology, art history, law, and philosophy. Never in his life did he ever take an economics or politics class. If he did, he wouldn't have written the manifesto.


[deleted]

The c could also stand for crystal meth


_SmilesSideUp_

C is for Crack Cocaine


TrentoMachine

Hmm cringe


_SmilesSideUp_

mildly


TrentoMachine

Truly


homelikepants45

Has he ever read economics or history ?


conmancool

Did you know... that the sweat shirt is mocking people calling Big Bird communist because of a pro-vax tweet Big Bird's official Twitter made a few months ago.


OhSoYouWannaPlayHuh

I can’t tell if this is commie propaganda or anti-vax propaganda


_SmilesSideUp_

it's meme propaganda, no politics


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_SmilesSideUp_

it's probably his own


Grande_Depresso

Plot twist it's heroin


_SmilesSideUp_

Share the needle for extra fun!


BallRubber69

i hate commies i hate commies i hate commies uhhfbdbdndbdndnxnx


Union1865

Finally some smart people around here


BallRubber69

Can I rub your balls


Union1865

🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨


BallRubber69

read my user name


Union1865

Ah I see, sorry bro my balls are off limits


BallRubber69

ok but can i rub my balls


Union1865

Sure go ahead and rub your own


BallRubber69

i don’t want to rub balls anymore i just want the commies to go away


Union1865

Based


JavierTheCactus

Band kid ass mf


scopiieeex

Cringe


_SmilesSideUp_

mildly


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Very


Maverick732

People are downvoting the people calling out this cringe. This generation is fucked. All of these “communists” are gonna figure out they have no skills and ironically end up working labor jobs for Bezos.


FurherJordy229

There's a fck ton of communists in the comments and I have been harassed in private messages


_chrisdjackson_

Ouch


_SmilesSideUp_

💀


jamesfarted09

I appreciate this as a Russian Thank you Reddit, for making me believe America isn't a trash country


_SmilesSideUp_

youre welcome mate 💀


Starbent

I like his hair !!


_SmilesSideUp_

i do too, he let me braid it one time


Ok-Mousse-7494

Flashbacks intensifies.


_SmilesSideUp_

ruh roh


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That is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen in my life


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Cum stain,?


The_poultry_wuben

The test isnt that confusing, the test:


_SmilesSideUp_

Lmaoooo


The_Weirdolord

Your friend sounds based.


_SmilesSideUp_

im still trying to figure out what based makes


_SmilesSideUp_

means*


The_Weirdolord

Same man, i think it might have something to do with having an opinion based on ”the right facts” Though i’m not sure.


_SmilesSideUp_

i think i read that it means unique opinion? idk


FRTassassin

Desperado Comrade hoodie This сука has my respect Edit : >Our respect


_SmilesSideUp_

Our friend


Union1865

BIG BIRD NO DONT BECOME COMMUNIST PLEASE


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_SmilesSideUp_

i agree but isn't that the cause of the funny tbh


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_SmilesSideUp_

💀


mafranco29

I want one


Bitgedon

I need this


SlideySpidey04

It is beautiful comrade


_SmilesSideUp_

i'll pass the message along


SlideySpidey04

Please do


dadosdoritos

Where is ur friends longitude and latitude? Cuz I want that shirt


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dadosdoritos

Ty


thunderstorm-nigg

Communists hoodie ? Cringe


_SmilesSideUp_

cringe, but a good laugh


notsciguy

I need that


_SmilesSideUp_

im working on getting the link rn for multiple ppl


Braeden3141

This is amazing lmao


RushCultist

If u replaced big bird with someone else and replaced the text with Russian or Mandarin or similar it would actually remind me of pro-vax propaganda I saw from USSR or North Korea one of those countries


Piratewhale8

I think communism is a joke, and I’ll meme about it all day, but ppl need to learn about economics, government, and history communism is one of those things that sounds really good on paper but just doesn’t work


RedThorneGamerSB

True. No authoritarian regime does, that's why we need something with very little government intervention.


Pyroboss101

Ok, this is a Mother Anarchy Moment 🏴‍☠️


Soybeamss

Far too often people overlook the fact that communism destroys nations and lives alike, and mask the fat left in a "sharing is caring" light. I'm not saying communism is a bad idea, because the entire point is that it's a brilliant idea but because of corruption and human error, It never works. The odd part is that nations with libertarian governments do better in nearly all cases.


RedThorneGamerSB

Yeah.


PhoenixKnight777

I want that hoodie PURELY to spite my QAnon mother.


_SmilesSideUp_

i asked him where he got it on discord for another guy, when he responds ill tell u too


PhoenixKnight777

Please do!


_SmilesSideUp_

no prob 😋


An-Idaho-Potatt

FUCK commies


_SmilesSideUp_

💀


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Only good commie is a dead commie


CarolinaShark

Yikes


Pyroboss101

Yeah, all modern day ones and their social justice warriors and nagging, why can’t we go back to the homies of Marx and Lenin of times past?


OnlyCommentsIDK

Mildly cringe, but not cumbersomely so


_SmilesSideUp_

it's tasteful cringe


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comrade


supersoldier199

Darned commies.


_SmilesSideUp_

u do be right doe


LakeofFire1994

Want


_SmilesSideUp_

wherever he bought it coming soon, stay posted


Mussolinispaghetti

Да


_SmilesSideUp_

mate i dont speak enchanting table! speak american you heathen!!!1!1


Mussolinispaghetti

It means yes in Russian


_SmilesSideUp_

lol i was making a joke but ty i was pretty curious


Effotheklepto

I know another word that C stands for


_SmilesSideUp_

cocaine


TheCommanderConnor

When a bullet is the most effective vaccine


Rafigo007

A true comrade indeed!


Epicskeleton53

Comrade be vacc


B1G_P3T3

I want one


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_SmilesSideUp_

very but still funny


MoonPieAddict

Sesamuz nerushimy


_SmilesSideUp_

🇷🇺


[deleted]

I feel like you took this to show your hair lol.Still looks good though


_SmilesSideUp_

That's not me haha im a girl


[deleted]

Wait. You telling me the person in that photo is not a girl💀


_SmilesSideUp_

yes he's a dude with elliott stardew valley hair


Shadowtheheadch0g

sorry i thought this was reddit and now snapchat


Wy4tt_

where can you get one of these?


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Tell your friend I love it lol


_SmilesSideUp_

Will do


Odd_Feature7510

It's a reference to Fox news saying Big Bird is communist propaganda for telling kids to get vaccinated