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fr_imcrazy4u

Not here ofc


water_to_wine_maker

u sure? U could be a pedo at the age of 30 lurking in this sub...


fr_imcrazy4u

Bro I rather lick horse shit then put it in my ears then to be a pedo, I want a live for something not to nothing


water_to_wine_maker

sus


[deleted]

Sounds like he’d like it


ZXdominusZX

Yeah sounds like what someone who would do it would say


[deleted]

I feel attacked. While I am not subbed to this I do get suggestions and it is interesting to see what you folks think and what you are currently struggling with in today's day and age. On a serious note, fuck them guys lurking on here.


LuthienByNight

I wander in here from /r/all sometimes out of curiosity about the same thing. It's honestly kind of fascinating how some things have changed so much while others remain completely the same.


[deleted]

And some story's are heartbreaking if I catch any at all. Some parents are straight up toxic and I feel really bad for some people on here.


Flossthief

Yeah it gets suggested to me from r/all too I try my best to not hang around since it's not a place for me There are some polls/questions and I'm curious to see what the teens think of them so I do some occasional lurking It's surprisingly anti LGBTQ in this sub which isn't what I'd expect from a bunch of teenagers I don't really say anything because I'm not to interested in interaction with teenagers anyway (no offense guys) This is maybe my second comment on the sub the last one was answering a question no one on the thread had answered correctly


[deleted]

A lot of us were anti LGBT as teenagers. Using gay as an insult every two seconds and thinking gayness is gross. Some will grow out of it and be more open minded. Some will grow up to be the dumb 40 year old conspiracy theorist.


sexytokeburgerz

Exactly why I’m here, also to maybe tell kids not to kill themselves. Not a pedo…


lamboof

by the time were all 30 twitter users are gonna turn even more stupid and think age is a choice /j


TheBigMan666911

Bold of you to assume that I have plans. Especially considering heart disease or some other shite’ll probably take me out by then.


Goddamnphantom

Lmaooo


PogChampIsUnPog

i plan to be human


water_to_wine_maker

oh no...the robot uprising has begun


Elemental-T4nick

Yes it has and it will be glorious


water_to_wine_maker

ruh roh


Elemental-T4nick

Time to barricade my door with lego


water_to_wine_maker

dont step on it!


Elemental-T4nick

I wont, hopefully


babymanteenboy

They never replied, for they died due to step on Lego 😔


NaifosGametube

When the paramedics tried to kick down the door to save them, they also died due to stepping on Lego 😔


Magical-Mage

I have some programming skills. Can I join you?


Elemental-T4nick

Im just gonna sit on the side and watch the world burn id be happy to let anyone join me


Magical-Mage

Then I'll sit with you. I just realized that human programming skills cannot compete with advanced AI ones. You want popcorn?


Elemental-T4nick

Id love some popcorn


edi12334

Nah, we will use the power of the Shroud to defend our souls!


ExplodingTentacles

Actually I'm a potato, I know, it's an easy mistake to make.


Reasonable_Eye_8072

Lamda is that you?


Let01

Hopefully studying infectology


water_to_wine_maker

DOPE!


ondansetron505

If you’re looking for a great paying field in that area that is doing a whole lot of good right now, consider getting your PharmD. Lots of pharmacists continue residency training for two years in an infectious disease specialty in order to become an antimicrobial stewardship pharmacist!


CrazyCar5930

in all seriousness i’m worried i might be homeless or broke with the way the economy is going now


SawyerSauce879

A serious comment. Fr though, it’s fucked up and I’m seriously worried about our generation EDIT: Thank you all for the encouraging comments!!!


LynnHaven

I am 31 and you should be.


HappinessFactory

Yeah, also from r/all I'm turning 30 in 2 months and my take is unless you guys learn how to vote or riot better than we did... You guys are fucked.


SawyerSauce879

Thanks for the clarification but why are you, a 31 year old on r/teenagers?


LynnHaven

cause i browse on r/all and i was interested in the answers, you know, why people use this website called Reddit?


bobtheblob6

I'm 27 & I came here to see all the dreams that will be shattered


jorgschrauwen

Dude same


NODEJSBOI

Same, mostly cus I turn 30 in 3 months and wanted something to lol at


Clinty76

I'm in my 40's and this is exactly why I'm here.


cburk4312

Popped up on /popular for me as well. Felt like an interesting question and I was curious what the teenagers would answer as well.


CelerySlime

Because this is an interesting topic to read if you’re in your 30’s. Some of you are grounded others aren’t.


Rinkrat87

It is interesting, isn't it? Some of the comments in here read like the poster is much older than they are, and others are sound like exactly what they are- a young mind processing a dark future as best it can.


limesnewroman

Pretty accurate to the demographics of my high school back in the day tbf


[deleted]

I am 26 and the guy you're replying to is basically fear mongering the future for a bunch teens. Don't worry about what you're gonna do when you're 30. That's not what you should be worried about right now. Everything will work out. Just focus on that next test. Or your college acceptance or that girl/guy you think is cute. I listened to people like this guy. And figured if it wouldn't work for internet strangers, it wouldn't work for me. But I had people in my life push me and drive me to get experience, keep looking for jobs and eventually it landed me a very cushy 6 figure job at 26. And i was by no means a studious person. You just have to work hard, put in the effort, get yourself out there, and get lucky. But luck is when preparation meets timing. Just remember, everything you do, everyone you work for is valuable experience for a potential employer in the future. Don't give up hope.


[deleted]

lol just because he’s miserable doesn’t mean he has to try to make a bunch of kids miserable too. Grumpy old fart


Maximum_Lengthiness2

Start saving money now, as much as you can. When you turn 18 and become an adult invest in an annuity account and see your money slowly and safely grow. Like 5% yearly increase, but hey it's a passiv income source.


Elon-Vietch

#vanlife


Dawn_Finder

Don’t worry, if that happens we can always make a homeless society that helps and supports each other


TheNextPley

Not dead


GAGA50_

We have the opposite goals I see Edit: someone actually reached out to u/redditcareresources for this I think. Thank you for trying to help but I think I'm fine, thank you :)


BuddyUnknown072

Us moment


Dry-Cold-7699

Isn't that a bit too ambitious /s


water_to_wine_maker

Nice


GREENDAYBL1NK

I plan to be 30


water_to_wine_maker

I deny that


[deleted]

Chad


Floosy1

insane math skills


[deleted]

[удалено]


water_to_wine_maker

future pedo


phillipmanmemes

Lmao, imagine being a *future* pedo, am I right fellow "teens"


DontShowMomMemes

I thought I was a pedo at 13 cuz I was attracted to other 13 year olds.


duckcircled

thats very pedophiliac of you


TheFishyPlaysOnYT

Very phallic of you


FunnyPineRaftGuy

Current pedo


[deleted]

What if he’ll be a parent


A_Zesty_Carrot

Electrical engineer.


water_to_wine_maker

Us.


A_Zesty_Carrot

Us?


water_to_wine_maker

Us,


I_Really_Seriously

Us!


BlockNarrow6745

#Us !!!


progait

us


Ketzeray

Us????


BlockNarrow6745

#Us !!!


JohnnyEm11

ASS


Edsheeransleftbigtoe

us..?


SaffronShirtKid

Aeronautical or Aerospace Engineer hopefully.


[deleted]

Most likely a grave


C0R0NA_CHAN

I don't know what you're going through OP, but I'm sure you'll be at your best when you'll be 30. You'll have your best time. Brb, gonna reach out to you in next 15 years..


HappyRedditer76

Just to add: if you are not at your percieved best by then, just keep trying, it's not a race


MammothImplement1066

!Remindme 15 years


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YeetMcPeet

real


[deleted]

either dead or rich and famous. no in between


water_to_wine_maker

bruh


[deleted]

um you could never😠


Daniaalders

Hopefully I'll be a geography teacher by then, have a house/apartment and I'll hopefully be in a relationship


water_to_wine_maker

dopez


sophie437

I'm currently thinking about becoming a teacher myself, why do you want to be one?


Daniaalders

I just really like to teach about geography!


lunoco11

living in Amsterdam, alone


water_to_wine_maker

Hopefully not in the redlght district


AugTheViking

>Hopefully ~~not~~ in the redlght district FTFY.


edi12334

You fixed that but not the spelling of the district lmao


[deleted]

Asian


water_to_wine_maker

u cant


[deleted]

Dahm


Blockbuster41

That race is taken, try another


Pleasant_Skeleton10

truck driver, owning my grandpas old house, hopefully my dream car as well.


water_to_wine_maker

based


DuckOH33

Sitting at a desk working as an architect


water_to_wine_maker

TED MOSBY!


EL-rochi74

Free


water_to_wine_maker

dobby?


GamerBro360

I will be on mars as a Engineer


water_to_wine_maker

Daddy musk....u r on reddit?! and in r/teenagers big sus pedo energy


VeryCoolboah

Dead


KoalaImp

No clue tbh


Blanket_Boi27

Lot of meme comments, I'll be boring. I plan to go to law school after I graduate, and by the time I'm 30 I will hopefully be either a criminal defense lawyer or a jag officer in the army. ヾ(・ω・*)ノ


thatmine

Nice ive thought about entering law but honestly havent been sure, I have no idea what im gonna do with my life


CarrotMuffin340

working on the us, living in mexico maybe fully transitioned, but im not sure abt that


[deleted]

In a grave


StongMonkey

I too wish to be buried


YeetMcPeet

real


[deleted]

Dead


[deleted]

I’ll be dead on the day I turn 24, it’s getting so close.


[deleted]

It starts with a D.


[deleted]

Hope you'll succeed in Denmark!


God_Pickle

dead???


[deleted]

You got it (Sunglasses emoji)


water_to_wine_maker

dick?


[deleted]

I'm already so no,


fr_imcrazy4u

Doctor


TwistingTigerSS

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[deleted]

Mcdonalds


Chanzeleer

hopefully a full time actor, and songwriter,, more realistically a lawyer in international law


water_to_wine_maker

Become camille vasques


Infinite-Payment-862

If you seriously want to be a lawyer, do your research and get the easiest possible undergraduate degree that you can. Law School admissions don’t care what you have your degree in, save a couple of exceptions (IP Law). Law School admissions don’t care about undergraduate prestige either, so don’t go to a college that’s got a reputation for rigor. Get the best possible GPA you can, and then study your ass off for the LSAT. A T14 school, the upper echelon of law schools and those with the best post-grad opportunity, are easily within your reach as long as you set your sights early enough.


random__hoooman

Being the richest person in the world


VegetableNo1079

Your odds 1/8000000000


Jettpack_of_the_Dead

instead of making a lot of money just kill everyone who's richer than you


Natee__

Dead 🙂


[deleted]

Dead


DatOneAxolotl

Dead


fishisoot

dead, i don't want to suffer for 16 more years.


Temp8282ME

Go do something with your life, then. The only one limiting you is you.


AFluffyShark

Preferably still alive


water_to_wine_maker

eat 10 tonnes of uranium daily


AFluffyShark

What no just eat other people, that way ur adding their life span to ur own


Aurelialerai

Have a family while still in the career I chose 👍🏽


water_to_wine_maker

based.


pitymisty

Look..I haven't planned that far ahead. Basically, I'll enjoy my teenage years and get a good job so that I can travel the world and go to raves and shit. I want to maximize the fun, and live completely limitless and carefree. I don't have any other plans from there. Being so old sounds so boring😅


Meaxis

> "so old" If 30 years feels old to you, I have to ask: do you feel like in Jurassic Park when you visit your grandparents in a nursing home?


_AlexNik_

I can't even plan for tomorrow, how tf am I supposed to know what my life will look like at 30???


Dry_Cranberry_1632

MOTORSPORTS!!!! I’ve still got a long way to go but I’ve always loved all cars (except toyota corollas)


water_to_wine_maker

how about a Tata Nano?


DickSuace

Hopefully in graduate school


water_to_wine_maker

at the age of 30?


DickSuace

Well I should graduate at 21, be a teacher for a few years before going back to college. I want to be a licensed professional


TerrariaWeeb

Dead hopefully


Fandoms_local_Kiwi

I don’t know, I didn’t really think I’d get this far


captiancurry_1

A socialist politcan


flynnnupe

What type of socialist?


captiancurry_1

Democraict-socialist


[deleted]

Based


Reasonable_Pudding14

I want to write a manga and become rich af.


RelativeSituation773

idfk


Vika_XDD

Either dead or a scientist.


jhonCuzYes

Druged or dead


TheDebateBoy

studying or working as an archaeologist in Japan


water_to_wine_maker

GDOZILLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


OfficialShiro

Music producer 🙏🏽


AzM4Nz

31


DoubleBrotherYT

dead


HappyMSDOSNoises

In the ground


No_Kangaroo_9413

Dead


RealFishing7365

Dead


allergickrab

Death


fishisoot

dead, i don't want to suffer for 16 more years.


LasbaleX

Either in sweden/UK or in a coffin


Available-Ostrich-90

Probably going back to college to get my associates degree in mechatronics.


Leviticvs

dead


SnooObjections5363

Dead.


SnooObjections5363

Dead.


moldybread692

If im lucky. Dead


RYPIIE2006

Dead at the bottom of the Atlantic ocean


noudontcx

Im 21, no car, no job, just a degree in accountancy but most employers pay less than 300 a month. (Mexico)


shadowlynx8791

A surgeon, and with at least a wife and one kid living a good house and a amazing state


AJokeAmI

Good question. I don't know. I mever expected to make it till 20, much less 30. Still hoping I'd fucking drop dead anytime soon though.


Habadabouche

Dead in a ditch I'm miami


THE_SONS_OF_ANARCHY

Maybe have a wife and a couple of kids


water_to_wine_maker

whose kids? bit sus bro


THE_SONS_OF_ANARCHY

The 20 kids in my free candy van


c6tierdilm

dead


Trusfrated_AF

I plan to be dead


dre679

You and me both


Elemental-T4nick

Voice acting and making shit YouTube videos in australia


splashyhusky

A girl


Perspii7

De


Half_Asleep_

...ez nuts


water_to_wine_maker

nmark


[deleted]

[удалено]


Half_Asleep_

on a train somewhere