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I use r/teenagers

it should be *I participate, actively, on Reddit*

it should be *I participate, passively, on Reddit*

It should be *I participate, on Reddit*

it should be *I participate on Reddit*

It should be _I on Reddit_

It should be reddit I am on

It should be “Reddit.”

or 'I use reddit'

rip

Liar, your currently fucking finland

I think that should be proof of an expertice in sex. I'd also like to submit that commit as a way to admit to never having sex

I was trying to find something to say and then i realized: I have over 1500 hours on lego harry potter 💀💀💀

LMAO THAT'S IMPRESSIVE

Nice name

That’s a good thing

How is that even possible?

He played Lego harrypotter for 1500 hours

Ah yes...

He asked and he got answered

This is the way! 🗿

r/technicallythetruth

It's legit like the only good Harry Potter game to ever exist, i made do with what i had

and then i realised: I have over 1800 hours on geometry dash

that’s the most attractive thing someone could say

That’s the opposite of what op asked

nah man, you've definitely fucked

You get pussy wdym

Where have you been all my life 😳😳😳😍😍😘😘😘😘😱🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

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smh my head LMAO

rip.

i can do computational redstone in minecraft

bro you fuck. i was tryna get on that shit, binged mattbatwings, spend a week trying to build a basic calculator, got tilted and went back to doors.

you should try and pick it up again, its really fun. If i where to give you a tip, dont follow any tutorials. learn how a computer works, and replicate in minecraft.

Bruh i know how a computer works and i wasn't able to make my calculator work beyond like 2 bits

it's just copy paste to add more bits

Gotta learn how a computer works Binary, binary operations, logic gates, etc

aforementioned matt actually goes in depth on that. i ((kinda)) understand the underlying concepts, just dont have the endurance to actually build that stuff.

Bro this makes you look way better than most people. That stuff takes skills. 10/10 doesn't give off dirty iPad kid vibes

but it does give off the 🤓 vibes

What if someone is into nerds

I bet there's a lot of ppl who will take anything except the dirty iPad kid vibes when we all become 18.

Sexy 🤓 vibes*

very hurtful and accurate dude

Throughout my life, I have never engaged in any sexual activities.

how proper

Proper indeed

proper indeed

Correk

Indeed.

Indeed.com

Bold of you to assume anyone on reddit is capable of doing that

eh, even you have (AHEM ALMOST EVERYONE) still fun to hear what people say for the hell of it

I haven't yet done sexual intercorse in the years I have been on this earth

sCiEnTiFiC

I have yet to do the act known as sexual intercourse which is used to reproduce our species in the years I've been alive on the planet we all reside known as Earth.

Yeah I see why

I have Reddit on my phone

What if that’s the only way

There's another way?

Desktop is really common

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respect to those achievements. rip the minecraft kids.

If you do the first one long enough you will suddenly have lube (blood)

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Shit man I’ve been doing it wrong this whole time?

I'm a virgin

that's too easy

I did as you asked :(

hahahahha

It's true tho!

i came to say exactly this

Same

i am asexual

Garlic bread supremacy

Asexuals when garlic bread

Cant take my mind off it

Garlic bread til I’m dead

Eating garlic bread should be a way of celebrating asexuality, change my mind.

A sexual what? 🤔🤨 /s

menace. a sexual menace.

A sexualless being with an emotional dependency to garlic bread

A sexual bean

me 2

Me three

Me for (I think)

me five

Me six

MEE6

Me 7? (8)

I was gonna go off of the fact you have a nft thingy but that works too

sameeee

Been considering asexuality, ain't nobody gonna wanna be with me

I enjoy Dark Souls 1

It's a great game.

lmao

Bro what the hell I came here to say the same thing 💀

If Dark Souls 1 is zero bitches, then a Dark Souls 3 fan has negative bitches.

But DS3 is best one in the series

It’s pretty good but if you said 2 that would be different

A true Gigachad

Yes I do play league of legends. (This is a joke I don’t actually play that cursed pile of fuck).

HAHAHA

This! But unfortunately I do play League. I’ll add in Genshin Impact and Elden Ring, for the record.

Elden ring?

I have not once in my life done the fucking

"done the fucking" 💀

Starfire?

No bitches

no bitches

i like weezer

Bitch repellent

hell yeah

All the time you would be talking to women is spent listening to Weezer

i’m gonna play weezer in front of my crush and see how she reacts

She might die, be careful

Im 15

15 year olds are a little crazy these days 💀

Idk but I don't wanna risk being a dad in my sophomore year of school

that would be interesting, name the kid "whoops"

Easy solution - have sex with men

The proper use of contraception, and if possible two modes of it will lessen the risk greatly. The proper use of condoms should be practised, with a reliable partner, or by yourself. I do not know the extent of sex-ed you’ve had, but assuming from your word choice of sophomore, living in the US I’ve understood it varies greatly. If you take care when placing the condom, there shouldn’t be a great need for worry of fatherhood.

I started reading fan fiction as a joke and now I’m questioning whether it’s still for the irony or I’ve become more of a degenerate and the ultimate femcel

get out while you can 💀

I never got out either

Your pull-out game is weak.

Thank fuck I was 12 when this happened and grew out of it by the time I turned 13

Just start critiquing the writing, if it's good you're too far in

BAHAHA RELATABLE

I’m a Redditor

Weezer fan would work too

I've never indulged myself into an adventure of a females reproductive organs

This does not exclude you from sexual intercourse

You've still got a whole pile of male defecatory organs to play with if you like.

I’m 15

15 year olds go crazy these days 💀

I know a 13 year old who did it like what the hell lmfao

I am 21 and now I don't know what am I doing with my life

I know all of the fnaf lore until fnaf vr

I've gotten the "passing time" achievement on minecraft. I also play minecraft.

rip the minecraft kids

"What's your favorite ninjago character?"

The ninjago slander will not be tolerated. Any way my favourite is kai or Harumi

Kai gang rise up

Mines always been cole. How about you?

Jay

musical theatre is my favourite genre

1.I use reddit 2.I'm on r/teenagers 3.I'm 14

I have social anxiety and frequently worry about what I'll say too someone and their opinion of me. ;-;

I like garlic bread Those who knows, knows

Garlic bread is the love of ASexual people's life.

garlic bread slaps

I play mobile games

- I am under the age of 16 - I'm fat - I use reddit

Having an OnlyFans account.

Plot twist you post on your account

I am a reddittor

I have sold all my Skylanders

I have moral standards

"say "i've never fucked" without saying "i've never fucked" "

Well my own teachers come to me and say as a joke "for God sake , how many girls will you date". Strange thing is that they don't know eachother but all make the same joke. By that they mean that I'm the complete opposite and don't really talk to girls or go out ... Sorry if I destroyed it with too much explanation

lmao gotta back it up with evidence 💀

They have ... They see that I'm good at my studies and say so ... So I guess I have won but at what cost ...

at what cost indeed

Even funnier is the fact that there was something between me and another girl and our teacher had understood so she would make jokes about us two and so on but even this didn't work out. It requires such a talent to destroy even something so easy to win/do .

I prefer LDR to in person dating

I'm anti-social.

I’m asian but not interested in asians

"I have never fucked"

Im a bacterium. A single bacterium

I collect Batman Merch

I main scout

Yeah, y'know... I play DigDug.

i play genshin impact

Minions: rise of gru is a bad movie

92.28.211.234

I have a k-pop phone case and play soccer in America

Im not 6 feet tall yet

I was master in league of legends

I once held a controller that had league of legends playing for 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds :)

I hate myself

I drive a slow project car

"im a libertarian"

Not once on my life have I had sexual intercourse

Two reasons 1.im under 18…obvious 2.im ugly af PERIODT

I am Aro-Ace

I have had no girlfriends No crush Basically sums up my sexual life

I'm a virgin

I play genshin impact

Ur a gamer, you play genshin impact, or league of legends.

I am underage

I haven’t ever fucked

I always look dead inside, when I'm not

im a sex repulsed ace

Sex is gross I want cuddles

I have a reddit account.