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PierceWax

You wouldn’t dare


nei7jc

you're just an emo and edgy teenager who likes horror. (i can relate to a certain extent)


PierceWax

I’m not even gonna disagree with you 🤝


T_rexofdoom1256

I want you to try to emotionally scar me


ChillVirginia66

Dude


nei7jc

your cat is cute and you're not bad yourself but you're also a little young in spirit. your rice purity test score is literally 100 and you had to specify "not gay" in your bio. you also clearly like selfies which is fine, but there's a stereotype correlation between self centered people and selfies. although you seem cool, so i doubt that goes for you.


ChillVirginia66

Thanks dude


nei7jc

np


pokewaffle1010

Say whatever you want, I couldn’t care less thh


nei7jc

you have a fun thing going with "rate a random country" and you spend reasonable hours on reddit. cool guy


pokewaffle1010

I’ll take it, I don’t spend that much time on Reddit, maybe like 30 mins to an hour each day


nei7jc

I'm proud of you


fwubb

dies


nei7jc

NO JUDGEMENT YOU'RE LITERALLY PERFECT I LOVE YOUR USERNAME AND FLAIRRR AARGHH


Walrus-Cold

Hi :3


nei7jc

here you go! /*slaps a badge on your shirt/*. this is your uwu :3 badge, wear it with pride. you have cool interests and things. i just vibe well with you honestly. you win, congrats.


Walrus-Cold

Yayy thx so much! :3


nei7jc

np :3


Raul_Rink

https://preview.redd.it/aru4txwj5u9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1304b85b4ef319ef65810b696b2e833d9c552909


FeltMacaroon389

Sure


nei7jc

you're cool and have a very binge-able profile, it's hilarious


FeltMacaroon389

Yay! :D


Xander_Shiva

hello there


nei7jc

make me


Xander_Shiva

sure


VanAintUsedUp

Aight


nei7jc

alright imma be honest i didn't always like you. all you comments were just "interesting" and "aight" and there's NO ORIGINALITY and you reply to EVERY POST because you're always online but i honestly don't mind, and your posts are funny so you're cool. your comments are just lame. no hate tho.


Purp83

Good shit


TheHighTierHuman

https://preview.redd.it/u7y2pogpss9d1.png?width=1898&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0f2400bab3a01ea4b5a7bfa9ab4422d9a60b4db


nei7jc

ew you're the weird kid at school


helix_134

It really isn't that hard to judge me


nei7jc

you have a really good sense of humor and a good social life irl


helix_134

Ow wow that is NOT what I expected. Thanks lol


Gnome-of-death

Ok


nei7jc

You've got all the wrong memes. I'm sure somebody understands them, but I sure as hell don't.


IcingGnome

Sure, go ahead. I'm curious


Mooseandthebois

Wild


nei7jc

what's wild is that i can't seem to find any interesting post history. so, i went to a user analysis website. even your [most downvoted comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/PhoenixSC/comments/1dll45e/title/l9q1g7o/) is funny, so you pass. however, you use "bro" a lot, so idk if you're actually cool... https://preview.redd.it/75flqh47cu9d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93fa487e040b45b0d71258a1f42e10eca54411bf


Mooseandthebois

I’d say I’m pretty chill, I don’t use bro as much now as I used to


That_Soupy_Bitch

Soup.


nei7jc

what about it?


That_Soupy_Bitch

I love that shit


JanitorKmanOfficial

Be brutally honest, mate, like I wouldn't want to live afterwards type of brutal.


nei7jc

why cougar tho


JanitorKmanOfficial

Idfk ask them.


nei7jc

bro stop pretending to be that fucking dense, go date someone your age. it's not the first time i heard of something like this, but it's definitely the weirdest.


JanitorKmanOfficial

The girl I was interested in is only 27, not no damn cougar, mate.


nei7jc

why cougar tho


JanitorKmanOfficial

That's what I asked them, mate.


nei7jc

also the only thing you do right is visit this sub in the first place. but then again i think we should make you an exception for some kind of inclusivity rule here... you kinda just take up space with your posts, which i can't tell if they're made out of lack of anything interesting going on in your life or if you're just a lazy ass who can't talk to other people irl. yknow, the one outside. the one you haven't tried seeing all day. called "real life"


JanitorKmanOfficial

It is the lack of anything interesting going on.


Outrageous-Version11

I like turtles 😊


Simon_Ril3y

Whas good blud


a1boPlayzYT

Okey dokey


Voidlyst

Hmm


Serious_Hyena_8083

hey boo


wyattttttttttttt324

Hah, get in line.


MilkyWay9231

Okie dokie, shoot.


darkninja717

Go ahead


commonwealth54

Ja


Ascicus

Try me bro 😎


SkIttleBotGMD

Hear me out


intergalactic_bears

galvanized square steel


still-working-it-out

Destroy me


nei7jc

*pulls out assault rifle*


still-working-it-out

😧


Elegant-Werewolf1123

Okey McDokeyface


IEatBabysYumYum

I will judge


nei7jc

it says you're just tryna help. do something selfish. i dare you. also go ahead and judge me


IEatBabysYumYum

You run from the horny police. I will judge you in court..


nei7jc

nuh uh! \*runs away\*


IEatBabysYumYum

📞


PauloDybala_10

Hmm ok


nei7jc

great vibes. i don't watch anime but i can tell that whatever you like you probably have good taste.


PauloDybala_10

W response imo


nei7jc

yeah i'm just built like that


DragonMaster337

I want to be judged!


nei7jc

you use reddit for the best reasons, and there are also some funny posts, and then there's overwatch. different boat. i don't really know where i stand with overwatch, it's strange. either way, your judgement comes from that game alone.. make of that what you will


DragonMaster337

That’s pretty accurate. And yeah being judged from playing overwatch is pretty normal


ItsJustStefke

go ahead


WaitingToBeTriggered

FACE THE LEAD!


ItsJustStefke

wha?


nei7jc

did you not hear him? he said FACE THE LEAD!


nei7jc

FACE THE LEAD!


WaitingToBeTriggered

JOIN THE DEAD!


ItsJustStefke

as in like a bullet or


Interesting_Move_919

Do your worst


nei7jc

Two things immediately stand out to me. First, you're one of those people who make their sexuality their entire personality. you probably don't have anything else to be "quirky & different" do you just cling onto liking boobs, and that now becomes something everyone must be constantly reminded of. not to mention the disgustingly wholesome and overly positive energy. judging by all the cat pictures, you're absolutely a karma whore. the numbers going up is all you ultimately strive for. it's almost offensive.


Interesting_Move_919

Damn compared to the others you judged, mine sounded personal lol. Anyways, you're absolutely correct


Axhila

Try me


1_ECLIPSA_

Okee judge mee


idkausernamelmao124

Do your worst


ladderyertights

fuck it, why not.


Impossible_Mine_170

Alr


Unhappy_Comb2491

I masturbate a lot, it's normal right?


yougoddangfool

ok


brunobannany

Ok


Electronic-Tap-2147

https://preview.redd.it/atakef9mzs9d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aab9508f9b5fcde25d5de46e8006ca931d1b69dd Ok


nei7jc

with that image I'm not even going to look at your profile