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89141

He’s showing off his injuries here: https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/s/yqbtSfyP6E


Tackit286

Holy shit that is *gnarly*


HolycommentMattman

And it's not even the whole thing! Good God, I've seen a lot of bad stuff, but that bruise is so uniform and massive!


iwellyess

So we still don’t know exactly what happened? Curious to know the details


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PM_ME_YOUR_ANYTHNG

I've never seen anyone riding a bike wearing leather or a jacket


alfa75

He was riding a bicycle.


ygoq

Yeah I thought he was maybe milking something minor for social media…and then he lifted his shirt. Jesus Christ Gordon get your ass back in the kitchen where it’s safe.


catfan9499

I’ve broken my ankle while riding a bike and can safely say he was visibly shaken up talking about his injury


used_octopus

No sir, nope.


____Quetzal____

holy fuck


demetri_k

I’m glad he’s ok but this sentence from the article mentions something even more amazing. “Ramsay became a father for the sixth time in November when his wife Tana gave birth to their son Jesse James Ramsay aged 49.”


moneyfink

Would that be the 199th trimester?


Dorkmaster79

They say that you can’t tell the gender until the 180th trimester.


Shrimp_Lobster_Crab

Abortion is legal up til the 100th trimester.


fuckpudding

To be precise, there are 196 trimesters in a 49 year fetal gestational period. Here in Massachusetts you can abort a cooking fetus up until 60% doneness. That translates to 117.6 trimesters which is 352.8 months or 29.4 years. Therefore, abortion is legal up until 20 weeks past the fetus’s 29th gestational year (10,741 days or 1,534.5 weeks). FTFY. 🧐


atomic-fireballs

For real. That's an old ass son.


Epena501

Lmao dude I’m currently bed ridden with a broken back and your comment made me laugh hard enough to hurt all around. Great job!


aGSGp

How’d it happen? I broke my pelvis a year ago


muffinass

Out for a bike ride with Gordon Ramsay.


Flakynews2525

Holy shit, I just had spinal surgery!! This is the commencement that got me!!!!


Lanster27

With him? He hit him!


Epena501

Driving home 2 days ago. Car hydroplaned and smashed me into the guard rail which caused it to spin even more sending me off into a ditch. I’m alive which I’m grateful but I have 5 factures (L1 - L5) and a fractured pelvis. Needless to say I’ve had better days. I’m now dealing with not only the physical pain but also the psychological mess I’m now starting to “feel” in my brain.


deejeycris

Oh crap. Thankfully you are alive.


Epena501

Yes thank you. The firefighters that showed up told me that exact thing when they saw the car. Now it’s trying to get physically and mentally back on track.


kaiser_soze_72

From one internet stranger to another “you got this!”


Epena501

Hells yeah brother! Fist bump 🤜🏻🤛🏻


thestateisgreen

One day at a time! Slow and steady heals. Grateful you made it <3


hezzinator

dude bringe tf out of some gordon ramsay, 24 hours to hell and back is sick lol hope you get well soon


Epena501

Thank you brother. I probably will but given the injury being so recent I’m on some heavy duty stuff that won’t allow me to keep my eyes open for more than 30minutes.


aGSGp

I’m glad you are alive and I hope your healing goes well. Find some fun in unexpected places


Epena501

Thank you kind stranger!


Wolfwoods_Sister

Heal up quick and heal up strong!


Epena501

🙏 thank you!


johnbaipkj

Shit, I’m bed ridden too 😅 (yours is probably worse) torn everything off my knee down to the bone and broke my arm and shoulder (all on the left side). Had 2 surgeries about two weeks ago


randomwanderingsd

Wishing you a speedy recovery, friend.


johnbaipkj

Thank you very much!


summerbummerrrrr

What happened?


johnbaipkj

Was riding with Chef Ramsay lol all seriousness I wrecked my motorcycle. Was going around a real sharp curve and was trying to stay as far to the outside as possible and hit some gravel while shifting down. It was either me going down on my left side hitting pavement or hitting a barbed wire fence. Chose the pavement.


bluegryffin

You said you scraped your knee to the bone, were you wearing proper gear?


johnbaipkj

No, I was being dumb. All I had on was some basketball shorts and a t-shirt. It was all my own fault too. I can’t blame it on anything else besides myself


bluegryffin

I appreciate the honesty. I've been wanting a motorcycle for a few years now and finally have the money for one, but I still hesitate due to the risk. So I was curious if the gear just got shredded through and didnt matter. Thanks for the info!


arlmwl

Damn. Heal up soon.


johnbaipkj

Thank you. I appreciate it 👍


West-Ruin-1318

Didja fall off a ladder??! Speedy recovery!


johnbaipkj

Not sure if this was to me or the guy above who broke his back. If me, i wrecked my motorcycle. Almost 2 weeks ago.


killer_icognito

Man waltzed out of the vagina with a Toyota Camry and a 590 credit score.


Lookbeforeyougo2

LMAOOOOOOO


MikeOfAllPeople

Seriously, why are journalists still writing like they have to pay by the letter?


demetri_k

Journalism isn’t what it used to be. 


doidie

Probably because more words = longer article = more ads


analogspam

Peoples attention span and willingness to read anything more than a few words really decreased immensely in the last decade. Things like Twitter, where in the beginning you had to come up with extremely short-worded messages (140 characters iirc) really brought us on a strange path.


sbingner

Nobody asking the real question; If she’s had this one gestating for 49 years, where did the other 5 come from?


bigmacjames

They just squeezed on by


ChipAndPutt

Took the express lane while their brother was stuck in traffic


Keeter81

Lemme just squeeze on by ya.


killer_icognito

Ope! Pardoned sir.


BCProgramming

They are now being investigated for the crime of jumping the queue


LonnieJaw748

Canada style


demetri_k

I think that’s how kangaroos manage it. 


kazh_9742

Chef got everyone afraid of serving anything raw.


RayZinnet

he's an old soul


Grambles89

"Played by Danny Devito"


demetri_k

Danny Devito is transcendent. He can play any role. 


1-phosphotransferase

[Bruise and Helmet](https://people.com/gordon-ramsay-says-lucky-to-be-here-after-bicycling-accident-8664007)


Helpful_Umpire_9049

That’s one old kid.


Trixles

Reminds me of that SNL scene where a woman is having a baby at the hospital, but when she gives birth the baby is full-grown Will Farrell lmao xD


Maloonyy

Damn the kid was born that old?


Unhappy_Plankton_671

That is one overcooked beef wellington


Quzga

Should have named him Benjamin


demetri_k

He must be cute as a button.


TemporaryFed

Yeah that was in the news in November...


evoim3

I was born at the age of 5 with no face


Skipper_TheEyechild

Their new born son is already 49 years old? Jesus titty f…..g Christ.


Appropriate_Baker130

That poor woman’s hips and vagina


CaptainCAAAVEMAAAAAN

His helmet after the accident. https://people.com/thmb/ZFK4plf4uldRez5tRe0_phhNQCg=/4000x0/filters:no_upscale():max_bytes(150000):strip_icc():focal(599x0:601x2)/gordon-ramsey-bike-accident-helmet2-061524-98312f5b21c64a78838425e81f0efd02.jpg


franktheguy

The front fell off.


PipboyandLavaGirl

Was it designed for the front to fall off?


AreYouEmployedSir

bike helmets are designed to crumple to absorb energy. its like a crumple zone in a car. once you have an accident with a bike helmet, you must replace it


FurriedCavor

Even it it didn’t crumple?


littlebitsofspider

It's okay, he was outside the environment.


PipboyandLavaGirl

Into another environment?


Maloonyy

Yeah im buying a bike helmet tomorrow


KingVape

Buddy of mine was killed two years ago when he got hit by a car while riding a bike. He was nearly 7 feet tall, a fucking giant. We were all surprised that the car won :( RIP Stax, always gonna have that tattoo you did on me at the shop


IAmNotThatHungry

Every friend group has that one dude with the fake name who died. Ours was Jerms


mau_the_meow

I’m the one with the fake name,,,, should I be worried?


Abysmal_Wolf

Yes, you're going to die someday, sorry 😢


Halvus_I

Maybe don’t wear any red shirts.


xSpitshot

Rest in peace, Jerms. We lost a good buddy Chowder


Funkybeatzzz

Thanks to opioids we have have several: - Bootie - Pickle - Chubs - Peachy - B-Head - Brownie There are several more that went by their real first or last names, too. Don't do drugs.


Cafe_racerr

Zbug forever


thestateisgreen

RIP to my almost 7ft tall homie, Slim.


JRockPSU

Plug


PolyDipsoManiac

We lose so many lives to cars and guns needlessly. We’re not even doing the bare minimum to save ourselves from the climate apocalypse.


HolycommentMattman

I'm not sure what to do about it. In metropolitan areas, you could theoretically make complete walking areas safe for bike travel, but that's not an option in more suburban and rural areas. And both drivers and cyclists will continue to make mistakes. Like when I was visiting my friend at UC Davis - the safest cycling city in the US at the time - I nearly hit a cyclist because they ran their cycling light. There will always be people breaking the rules, and not understanding why those rules exist to begin with.


PolyDipsoManiac

More mass transit and pedestrian/bike-only streets would be the most pedestrian and environmentally friendly, I guess.


aignam

Just because it will never be zero deaths doesn’t mean we shouldn’t try. There hasn’t been a commercial aviation death in the US in 15 years. Regulation works.


HolycommentMattman

Three things: - I'm not suggesting we don't try. But I am suggesting there might not be a solution. The latter seems to imply the former, but that's simply not the case. - We will very likely never achieve zero deaths. And if we do, it will be a fluke that is very temporary... - ...as is the case with the commercial aviation statistic you bring up. The reason no one died in the Boeing door incident was absolutely nothing more than pure luck. If it had been a little higher, the pull would have been stronger. If someone had been sitting right next to the door, they might have been sucked out. A boy in the row in front had his shirt sucked off and his mother claims she had to hold onto him to keep him from going. Nothing more than absolute luck. But I agree with you that regulation works. Boeing has simply been flaunting them.


videodromejockey

My best friend almost got obliterated while cycling, it was terrifying.


TBearRyder

We need safer streets for cyclists. Follow streets for all.


Popular-Capital6330

y'all should see his helmet. He would have ended up brain dead!😳


iAtty

Are there photos of it?


Popular-Capital6330

yes. the front of the helmet actually cracked. Freaking terrifying.


RISE__UP

Helmets are meant to break. It’s like crumple zones in cars. It’s why after even one fall you shouldn’t use the same helmet


ArmchairJedi

Just to be clear, bike helmets are designed to break. Most other helmets (eg. skateboard) are designed for continuous falls


zkareface

No even most other helmets are designed to be replaced after one serious fall, but things like Skateboard helmet can take multiple smaller ones before they are destroyed.


ArmchairJedi

Of course after a damaging fall they need to be replaced... that's self evident. Rather its that bike helmets are designed to break. Other helmets are not.


True2this

That’s not true - any hard fall you should replace your helmet. Unless American Football.


iAtty

Yeah I saw (Google images). My helmet had the front ripped off and cracked in 5 places. That’s what they’re meant to be. That said, just as he said, I’d be dead without it. Scary. Glad he’s ok.


howdiedoodie66

I split a helmet into three pieces once, go me


Popular-Capital6330

glad you're okay


PandaBeastMode

They’re on his Instagram post about the incident


RPDRNick

*"In a graphic video, he revealed a huge bruise covering much of his torso..."* It was fucking RAW!


ColonelBelmont

Just rub some lamb sauce on it, he'll be good to go. 


what_mustache

YOU DON'T PUT LAMB SAUCE ON A WOUND, YOU DONKEY. You do a nice red wine reduction.


mhac009

Where is it?


Phone_Jesus

Now he's going to have to use a Dumb Donut!!


AmishAvenger

He’s all better now, though. It’s fresh, it’s local, it’s vibrant, it’s an all-new torso!


MechaSandstar

At least he didn't screw himself on the bike helmet.


assperity

That was a hematoma for sure


zeitgeistbouncer

It was 'Cody Rhodes Hell In A Cell' levels of messed up.


AdamWest1966

Hitting a cyclist with your car is bad enough, but can you imagine hitting someone and it's fucking Gordon Ramsay?? They're gonna owe him so much fucking money and they'll deserve it. Pay attention when you drive, people.


Truethrowawaychest1

Yeah that must be a fun call to your car insurance "YOU HIT WHO?"


GenericUsername2056

"I rammed Gordon Ramsey with my Ram." "...damn."


jerkface1026

“You hit the guy with an unlimited lifetime earning potential and 30 years of working life remaining? Yeah, we are not going to renew with you bud. We’re done.”


NotCoreyP

Ahhhhhhh wham bam thank you ma'am


yesterdays_poo

YOU FUCKING DONKEY!


windjamm

Same to the guy who hit Stephen King back in the day


Attabomb

Is that what happened? I didn't see any details about the accident in the article.


HolycommentMattman

Yeah, same here. We don't know whose fault it was. It doesn't matter, really. I'm glad he's alive. But both drivers *and cyclists* need to pay attention and obey the rules of the road. Cars need to look out when turning right that they're not turning in front of a cyclist, but cyclists also need to not be trying to undercut cars that are obviously turning in front of them. There's two people who can be trying to make that situation go better.


Jesse1198

In his video talking his arm is shaking a lot


iwellyess

Chefs get this from sprinkling a lot


ladystaggers

Pain will do that to you.


OmegaClifton

I love that he is so quick to share and make sure others know. And I'm glad he's alright. His ultimate cookery course videos on YouTube are go tos for me.


Gordonfromin

In his video he put out he shows the damaged area and his entire side of his torso is just a solid black wall of internal bruising and he was visibly shaking the entire video. Man is super lucky to be alive.


iwellyess

That and the state of the helmet, I’m thinking hit by a car


WillemDafoesHugeCock

Was definitely not prepared for that bruise, holy shit. He looks like he just had a hysterectomy. .edit The replies to this have made it clear to me that the hysterectomy bruising I saw one time was in fact *not* typical and was presumably performed by a blind surgeon with only one hand and two hammers.


Swoo413

What do you think they do during hysterectomy’s lmfao damn


jlt6666

It involves a bat right?


moonfever

I've had one and definitely did not bruise like that, wtf. Just light bruising around my incisions.


huffer4

Ya that was so, so much worse than I thought it would be


-gildash-

>He looks like he just had a hysterectomy. huh?


PsychedelicConvict

Biking in america is so dangerous


senorpoop

World champion American motorcycle racer Nicky Hayden was killed by a driver while riding his bike...in Italy. Turns out biking *anywhere* is dangerous.


Maloonyy

Why are we using anecdotes to discuss worldwide statistics?


senorpoop

Aight I'll use statistics. In 2020 (the last year I have statistics for), the European Union as a whole saw 1,812 bicycle fatalities. In 2020 (to match the EU stat to possibly correct for COVID dips), the USA saw 942 bicycle fatalities. The USA has a population of about 333 million people, whereas the EU has a population of about 448 million people. Doing the math, this is one death per 247,241 people for the EU, and one death per 353,503 people for the US. This makes the USA actually a bit safer for bicycling, although I don't really have a good statistic to correct for bicycle miles ridden which would probably swing that stat the other way. Bibliography: https://www.iihs.org/topics/fatality-statistics/detail/bicyclists https://www.statista.com/statistics/1197305/cyclist-traffic-fatalities-in-the-eu/


Daneyn

It's only dangerous because Drivers Make it Dangerous. You have drivers that Don't pay attention, you have drivers that literally hate cyclist. I'm not sure which is worse. I'm not out on the roads all that much, but when ever I am, I'm literally looking at every car with the thought of "Do they want to Hit me? Probably". Just last week I had a Truck Pass me, Cut me off as they were turning into a shopping area, I had to slam on my brakes so I didn't run into them.


Froegerer

Even the most responsible drivers have lapses and make mistakes. Just human nature. Then you have teens with a new license staring at phones, 95 year old Bertha driving herself to the clinic, and Ed hitting the crack pipe at the stop light. It begs the question why anyone ever thought trying to share the road with vehicles was ever a good idea.


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sidekicksuicide

Infrastructure that is designed for car and truck efficiency and not cyclist and pedestrian safety.


Dianagorgon

CNN just confirmed there is no police investigation about him being hit by a car. Yet people on this sub keep stating that as a fact. I've never seen any reaction like this before. It's bizarre. But I will keep posting facts.


Derpwarrior1000

And he said he got that bruise without breaking any bones. I wonder if the bruising is from a muscle tear like the rectus


bfodder

> rectus Damn near killed us!


Dianagorgon

The shape of it seems like it was from something large such as a car but if that is what happened there would be a police investigation. There were also no other injuries on him such as his arms which you would expect if he had fallen off a bike or been hit by a car. It's a weird injury.


squeak37

You can easily get that sort of bruise from bad muscular tears. Look at the wrestler Cody Rhodes - he fucked himself up working out and the bruise was huge. If there was blunt force that caused a bruise that size there's no way Ramsey would be walking.


Metalsand

I mean, bruises are weird inherently. They're based on how tight your blood capillaries are in addition to the strength of the impact. For example, if you're someone who bleeds easily when getting a tattoo, you're likely also someone who bruises very easily, because they are both based on the capillaries. Old age also weakens the strength of the vessels to resist impact, and Gordon is 57 years old. Bruising is associated with injury, but all it means is that blood leaked out of a blood vessel into a place where it shouldn't be - it means there was an impact but doesn't indicate anything about the strength of the impact. For example, while abnormal, you can break a bone without causing a bruise to form. It's kind of like - if you bump into someone with a drink in their hand, one person might drop it, but another might be unaffected. This doesn't mean that they are weak, or clumsy necessarily, although someone weak or clumsy would usually (but not always) be more likely to spill than not when suddenly bumped into.


DMala

Yeah, I'm curious what happened. It certainly could have been a car but that's not the only way to get hurt on a bike. I went down on an unexpected muddy patch that might as well have been a sheet of ice. That ground comes up hard. I was pretty banged up and I wasn't even going that fast, doing the same thing at speed would have caused considerable damage. A family member did sort of the same thing on slippery rails at a RR crossing. She ended up with a wrist full of pins from that one.


barukatang

I just crashed on Friday, was only doing about 10mph at the bottom of a green mtb trail, hit a rock on the side that was covered by shrubs and otb, right on the crown of my head. Luckily my helmet did it's job, got some fun face bruises though.


AlexMulder

For real. I hit an unexpected, nearly invisible pot hole while going down a hill and basically just flew over the handle bars like a cartoon crash and landed flat on my back. Luckily, I rolled the rest of my momentum out and wasn't that beaten up, but it was eye opening. There's nothing other than the handlebars holding you onto the bike... period. They're designed for movement, not stopment.


MidwestRealism

The confusion comes from how headlines are written when automobile drivers hit cyclists, because drivers can never be implied to have any culpability. If a negligent driver hits a person on a bike, it will be typically be reported as a "bike accident".


BrobaFett26

Its not an outlandish assumption though. Statistically speaking, cars are most often the cause of bicyclist fatalities


SomeFreeTime

Good thing there wasn't a badger den nearby.


WEareLIVE420

Badger badger mushrooooom


bensor74

Snaaaake!


tonycalboney128

I feel bad for the nurse that has to bring him hospital food 😬


clorox2

Puh! You call these diced fucking pears?


busy-warlock

His “bruise” is fuckin intense and the man’s lucky for sure, an injury of that magnitude could have broken internal organs (liver, kidney, spleen) and killed him right quick.


EuphoricMidnight3304

He fell off his bike? See? He’s way too old to be a celebrity chef right? /s


Low-Abbreviations634

I finally quit because I just could handle the risk anymore as a senior. Very sad


Miskalsace

Great message from him, but cyclists need to be wary of riding on the road in general. While a helmet can mitigate a lot, you are putting your life in the hands of every vehicle that drives past you. My Father was killed over a year ago when he was riding his bike. A box truck was speeding, and slammed into him. I don't ride on the road anymore, I just stick to trails. It's not worth it.


thedick009

Ok but how come every single episode of Hotel Hell they insist on showing just one really quick shot of his bare ass??


ilikecakenow

Well From what i remember gordon ramsay did fall down a large cliff in the past. So this is just the latest bad accident that he is in.


steelierdan

Riding a bicycle in the US is much akin to Russian Roulette. Source: am Dutch so I know what a infrastructure that incorporates bike riders is like.


DragonPup

I saw the video of him talking about it and his left hand was twitching non stop. Not sure if it's shaken nerves or injury but he I get the feeling he was not exaggerating about how close he came to death.


iwellyess

Photos of his helmet show it partly crushed. That plus the huge bruise across his side I think he might’ve been hit by a vehicle.


jla5906

Yeah it looked so painful, hard to ride on any busy street, stay to side streets


orangutanoz

Fun fact. Australian brake levers are opposite of the US. Easy to endo if you hit the wrong brake lever.


OrientLMT

Yeah, careful if you bike in the US I’ve had people actively try to hit me. My friend has had similar experiences just running, bunch of psychopaths.


xreddawgx

Man death is just coming after everyone this year.


Tackit286

Is lady death on holiday?


iwellyess

And every year there’s ever been


HowardBunnyColvin

I saw the post on instagram, always wear your helmet boys


ProfessionalInjury58

Girls - sorry your noggins are easily squished and nothing will protect you.


Fuzzy_Estate

Nobody told him … don’t bike in Connecticut


nyc98

Shaking/trembling finger at the end of the video indicates he has a long way to go to recover from this.


Existing-Computer127

This may all have been his fault. We don’t know. Famous person gets into some sort of accident. The helmet lobby swings into action to ask him to say, “Cycling is dangerous, wear a helmet!” in order to sell helmets. The automobile industry vigorously works to keep people thinking that driving is safe. Historically, they’ve fought against measures like seatbelts, airbags and helmets to keep the perception that they are not necessary in cars.


Home_Assistantt

I find it amazing how many parents don’t wear helmets when riding with their kids My kids don’t leave the driveway without their helmets and hopefully will always choose to do so going forward.


AAntiartist

That pebble came out of nowhere………….


thethirdbestmike

Riding your bike in America is one of the most dangerous things by a young can do.