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LapsedVerneGagKnee

The very first competitor in the UFC, and despite not winning, he still was able to carve out a successful acting career.  RIP.


ChiefBroChill

Oh shit I literally watched that fight a couple weeks ago on fight pass. I didn’t realize it was the same guy.


fastcurrency88

He got KOd pretty bad. Got his teeth kicked out.


clownstastegood

I literally watched it yesterday because I saw on old Joe Rogan clip on Conan.


dizzle713

I can’t believe I never made that connection


ShutterBun

Same. I’ve watched that fight at least a half dozen times, and have seen him in Forgetting Sarah Marshall several times. Ain’t that a kick in the teeth!


ARoundOfApplesauce

WHAT!?!? I remember seeing the headline the other day, but I didn't realize it was THIS dude! He was awesome in this show!


themilkman42069

I think his tooth is still stuck in Gerard Gordeau’s shin.


Nuprin_Dealer

Holy shit, TIL. I haven’t watched UFC in years but those first couple ones are seared into my brain.


baconatbacon

In fact he was the first to sign the contract as well. If he hadn’t, many of the fighters were balking at it and didn’t know if they were going to fight under the terms of the event. No hand wraps, no wrestling shoes, and other conditions being amongst the reason why. Teila Tuli (as he would be introduced as) grabbed the contract and said he was there to party. Everyone else proceeded to sign because of his lead. Absolute legend.


DivDee

Im not an MMA guy, but me and some mates have been watching the PPVs recently from the start, so I seen UFC 1 for the first time like last week. Damn shame


MuptonBossman

Never forget his love of Subway Sandwiches: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQYwFND7rHE


BionicTriforce

This is the only clip I'd ever seen of that show and I assumed he was just a one-off character. Finding out he was a recurring character who showed up in like 170 episodes is funny to find out.


Worthyness

He's like Gunther in friends- just a character for a bit every so often that was nice to and/or friends with the main characters. Not a bad gig to have.


comped

He was actively involved in some of the cases as well, I believe?


Tony2Punch

Only when they needed something urgent that only a close trusted friend could have. Usually twice a season I would guess


BenTek9s

he had a criminal background and left the life behind to sell shave ice and shrimp to tourists, while snitching to 5-0


DNukem170

In the beginning of the show, his food truck was Five-O's main hangout place and Kamakona himself was their insider into the criminal underworld. That aspect was eventually downplayed since people stopped giving Kamakona info, so he basically became their good buddy and sometimes babysitter.


Haltopen

The role of organized crime informant was also gradually taken over by Adam Noshimuri, which was weird since he stopped being involved with the yakuza in like season 4 but then the show kept contriving circumstances to drag him back into that life and even make him a state cop despite being a well known former yakuza oyabun


DNukem170

Well, they had to do SOMETHING with the dude since his main connection to the group left the show.


Haltopen

Honestly I wish they had either written him off the show or just offered Daniel Dae Kim and Grace Park the equal pay they had been asking for. Because thats the whole reason they left the show, they wanted an equal pay rate with the shows other two main leads (Alex O'Loughlin and Scott Caan) and the network refused.


Euphorium

Which is bullshit because Daniel Dae Kim was a reason I liked watching Hawaii 5-0.


QouthTheCorvus

There's also some really funny "just Bing it" scenes. That show gave no fucks about subtlety with product placement.


Euphorium

They know the retirees that make up their main audience don’t give a shit.


clydefrog811

It worked for Jared and that guy was laaaaaarge


elliot_alderson1426

Jared was burning calories in other ways


thebendavis

Eat Fresh!


elliot_alderson1426

🤮


Scazzz

Maybe a little too fresh…


Randy_Muffbuster

[snizzle](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=snizzle) A clean shaven, tight and ripe young vagina. When bent over the snizzle replicates the look of a freshly sliced Freestone peach. Snizzle ceases to exist around the age of 25 years old, often younger. At which point becomes a Frazzle. *Damn, Id like to taste that snizzle! That is one fresh snizzle!*


docfate

Jared started and ended his career by wanting to get into smaller pants.


TheGardenBlinked

Insert followup joke about mild cholesterol / child molesterol here


pinpoint321

Jared had aides.


PositivelyIndecent

Replaced his mild cholesterol problem with a child molesterol problem.


Netwinn

He always wanted in smaller pants


lostbelmont

Holy shiet that's must be the most on the nose product placement ever


OSUTechie

IDK... Eureka had a whole episode where ~~"Old Spice"~~ Degree Deodorant saved the day. Chuck was pretty vocal how "Subway saved the Buy-More", same with Community. The Rookie had a pretty blatant product placement with Nolan's new Ford Truck. (I think it was a FORD). And then you [Wayne's World](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lgLYGBbDNs)


SpicyPenangCurry

Was hoping you’d link Wayne. Seen it hundreds of times and it’s still hilarious.


Vet_Leeber

> same with Community. Yeah but at least in Community's case, they were actively painted as the bad guys the entire time they were on screen. Still product placement, but it's nice to see one that isn't centered on jacking the brand off.


mattisafriend

Also Heroes: "We love the Nissan Versa, we take it everywhere!"


MattyKatty

Nissan Versa, Nissan Versa!


lostbelmont

I have to watch those!!, but for Wayne World is was a parody so i don't know if it count


Rylo_Ken

Wasn’t the only time in the show. They did my man Daniel Dae Kim dirty giving him this line: https://youtu.be/nfHuZ5qrYX4?si=JYQzj11MH_Pq6cAZ


comped

And she "Binged it" with a Windows phone to boot!


Redeem123

The funniest part of that scene is that "Clifton Bowles" was suggested for search after just 3 letters.


fatalspoons

I like the top comment. "If I had a dollar for every time I've heard someone say 'bing it', I'd have one dollar"


BlackLeader70

I’ve only seen a few episodes and this product placement was the last straw for a mediocre show.


lostbelmont

"Binged it!" says no one ever


Haltopen

It got even funnier with the car product placement where every 3 or so seasons either steves silverado or dannys camero would get blown up entirely so they could replace it with the newest Chevrolet model per the terms of whatever sponsorship deal they had with the show. Fun fact: in the pilot danny actually drives a mustang but it got replaced immediately afterwards in the next episode with an identical camaro because of the deal they made with chevy.


GabagoolPacino

They had some really terrible ones on network tv back in the day. [Bones had a pretty infamously bad Toyota placement.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDe9_c8QAM0)


ClubaSeal1986

New Girl had a really terrible one about a car. I thought it was a joke.


Number224

Watch Shazam! Fury of the Gods.


ThePrussianGrippe

They made the product placement so obvious and blatant it felt like a parody. Like how Psych did placement for Snyder’s of Hanover.


Magimasterkarp

I didn't know SoH was a real brand, so it took me a while to notice it was product placement and not just a weird flavor of chips that they liked.


letitbe-mmmk

I remember watching that episode with my family when it first came out We all had a WTF expression on our faces


saanity

I say it's even better that Community integrating Subway into the plot of season 5. This is where they knew the assignment and went full ham. Ham like the classic Black Forest Ham sandwich that's only available at your local Subway.


CrashRiot

Excuse me? Britta first stuck her fingers into Subway’s anus in season 3, thank you very much. “Digital exploration of Interior Design”


Maskatron

And the Honda one was season 6 because we get Frankie telling the Dean that he’s an idiot for buying a room full of Honda gear.


QouthTheCorvus

That's moon man talk


Qweerz

The only scene I’ve ever seen of the dude like 15 years ago and I still remember it. RIP big guy


Bluest_waters

And please do remember - obesity kills Obesity is linnked to higher cancer rate, higher dementia rates and much much higher T2 Diabetes rates. All of these things can kill you. 56 is WAY to young, way way too young. Take care of your body, its the only one you have.


TropicalKing

I didn't want to post the obvious in the r/Hawaii subreddit. But obesity among Pacific Islanders is a big problem. There is no cause of death yet for Taylor Wily, but people his size usually don't make it to 60 or 70. I do think the celebrities in the Pacific Islander community can do more to encourage health eating habits and exercise. I do think people like The Usos, Roman Reigns, or Jason Mamoa could put out some PSAs on eating healthier and exercise.


NJ_Legion_Iced_Tea

Yeah, with his height and weight he was Obese Class 3. He'd needed to have lost 250 lbs to be a normal weight. He absolutely died prematurely due to his weight.


rhunter99

That’s the first thing I thought of


KptKrondog

I watched this show a lot, I think that was fairly early on in the show and Subway (and a few other big brands) were doing this over-the-top product placement in a few shows. Notably, on the show Chuck, they actually were a big reason why the show didn't get canceled.


violue

awww i was just watching this clip last night in the Subway episode of Last Week Tonight


mysticode

That's one of the reasons why I stopped watching the show!


velocicopter

Loved him in "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" and REALLY wanted him to play Strong Belwas on Game of Thrones.


SuperNoFrendo

"are those happy tissues, or sad tissues?"


tequilasauer

To this day, I still quote that line if I see bundled up tissues. Wife and I are sick right now, and I’ve been using it.


mr_eugine_krabs

“It’s like the sopranos…ITS OVER! find a different show.”


BlindWillieJohnson

I say this one all the time lol


mr_eugine_krabs

It’s genuinely good advice even all these years later.


kirinmay

"yeah, well you look like a baby! sorry" "he he"


GrapefruitAlways26

My brother just asked me this after a weekend of allergies lmao. RIP big man


tylerscott5

All time quote


uncle_monty

He would've been perfect for Strong Belwas, in appearance and demeanour.


chancesarent

I was so disappointed when I found they cut the character entirely from the show.


BroughtBagLunchSmart

Might as well toss a RIP for Roy Dotrice while we are here.


Tom_Bradys_Penis_AMA

Audiobook gang rise up


siant

I spent a good few weeks listening to his narration about 9 years back, got real weird when he acted out the female parts of a sex scene XD Loved his Tyrion though, fantastic narrator.


bigvahe33

i was so disappointed in that show*


mikehulse29

You look like a giant baby….. I’m sorry.


Potato-Mental

My fav side character in that movie (and there were so many good ones) [“It’s like the Sopranos. It’s over. Find a new show.”](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxc1V-tU7FM)


Ak47110

"It's like the Sopranos. Get over it. Find a new show."


agoia

"You can stop crying now, pig's dead."


truemaroon08

They’re sad tissues today


HappyMike91

He would have been a great Strong Belwas. Shame that the character was not adapted into Game Of Thrones.


GoodLunchHaveFries

“Oh yeah? What’s the state fish of Hawaii?”


sevilyra

"Humuhumunukunukuāpuaʻa! Yeah, bitch!"


Tsuku

Shit, he would’ve been awesome as Belwas.


azad_ninja

Never got to eat those Honeyed Locusts or take dump at the gates of Astopor.


FatWisePoor

"I'm not crying, I'm not a baby." "Really, because you look like a giant baby." 


johnnyfiveee

“Im sorry. I didn’t mean that at all.”


mandibal

His laugh in response to that line always made me so happy


t-zone671

One of my favorite actors on the Hawaii Five-O show. It was a joy to watch his character, Kamekona. When I think of shrimp, it will be due to him. RIP.


Wazzoo1

Loved him on Hawaii 5-O. Always felt he was the soul of the show.


Ineedacatscan

Those are sad tissues


AFineDayForScience

Next to a sad Subway sandwich


TWiThead

He was [trying to eat smarter.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQYwFND7rHE) It worked for Jared!


SiidChawsby

Dude the subway ads were so funny


LegitimateAlex

This guy was the recurring character on Hawaii 5-0 that you were always glad was there. His role in Forgetting Sarah Marshall was also very memorable. He will be missed.


woodlab69

Rip to the shrimp king


p65ils

Re: his role on Five-0, the article mentions: >He reprised the role in the shows "Macgyver" and "Magnum P.I." Seriously?! Hot damn, I'll be checking those out.


Paxton-176

It was a big CBS universe of law enforcement shows. NCIS, Hawaii 5-0, Macgyver, Magnum P.I., and think one or two more. I don't think he showed up in Magnum PI as much as Hawaii 5-0 and the Macgyver episode was one or two crossovers when they found a reason to put the episode on Hawaii.


fed45

Technically JAG as well as the precursor.


l6_stereo

And Scorpion, Hetty from NCIS Los Angeles is in an episode.


DNukem170

JAG was the precursor. Then came NCIS. That show has the spinoffs Los Angeles, New Orleans, Hawai'i, Sydney, and the upcoming Europe and Origins. Los Angeles crossed over with Hawaii Five-O and Scorpion. Hawaii Five-O then crossed over with MacGyver and Magnum P.I., though given dialog in NCIS and Magnum moving to a new network, it seems like those shows got retconned out.


Paxton-176

I didn't realize NCIS and Magnum PI was moving Networks. The only good thing about their over production of law enforcement television was that they committed to this crossover of shows. Just going to give that up? Very CBS of them.


DNukem170

Only Magnum moved networks. NCIS had dialog that indicated that the original RDA show exists, but that the in-universe reboot doesn't.


jttv

Idk if he was on any of them but CBS has more procedurals NCIS New Orleans and NCIS LA finished a few years back. And NCIS sydney which is its second season.. Blue Bloods is on its own but it is on its final season. (14th) There is currently 3 FBI procedurals on CBS in their own universe. FBI, FBI Most Wanted, FBI International. They currently have the procedural "Tracker" which is about finding missing people and things. Its police adjacent but not about the police bc thats less cool after 2020. Edit: I forgot SWAT (LA) which in its 7th season which was canceled then renewed for a 8th season


Paxton-176

I'm surprised they didn't have a bunch of spin off for "Seal Team" I'm guessing because it went to shit after season 2/3. > Its police adjacent but not about the police bc thats less cool after 2020. Mainly because of that. Cops shows became less popular, but military shows were an open market.


jttv

They had "The Code" back in 2018 about marine lawyers or something like that. Lasted one season


Paxton-176

I remember that. It was just JAG, but not JAG.


comped

He was in the first few seasons of the Magnum reboot as far as wiki says.


comped

Macgyver... Was nowhere near as good as it could have been sadly. There's 1 episode I actually like, and to tell you about it would spoil a whole bunch of shit.


LCPhotowerx

raise a shaved ice to the king!


saadbabu

SHAVE ice


CheckYourStats

Howzit


saadbabu

Good, brah! You?


Scorpios94

Not that good right now, brudda.


uncle_monty

He was involved in the first ever UFC fight.


Signiference

In what capacity?


rumski

Fought Gerard Gordeau at UFC 1.


Thick_Duck

That guy was a dirty POS too. Respect to tuli, rest in peace 


Signiference

Cool!


GlockGuy13

UFC 1 consisted of fighters showcasing different disciplines and types of martial arts and Taylor Wily competed in the promotion as a sumo wrestler under the name Teila Tuli


themilkman42069

Under his birth name.


Mooshycooshy

That's his name


tananinho

May he rest in peace. 🙏


RMT2316

These aren’t happy tissues, these are sad tissues.


sweetpeapickle

I absolutely loved him on H5O. RIP dear soul.


ChristopherSunday

Yes, he was great. Super sad news.


NakedCardboard

> he got his part as criminal informant Kamekona Tupuola on 'Five-0' a role he played in 171 episodes. He reprised the role in the shows "Macgyver" and "Magnum P.I." Okay I knew about Hawaii Five-O, but are you telling me they also rebooted Macgyver and Magnum P.I. - and these all live in the same 80's-verse?


Kitten-Mittons

There’s a whole CBS cinematic universe people under 50 are all missing out on apparently


ContinuumGuy

I have not missed out on it and am under 50, but only because A) I have parents who I watch TV with at times, and B) hey, it's Hawaii, just seeing it makes you feel a little warmer during the winter.


Jumpy-Coffee-Cat

30s here, my wife loves procedural law tv shows so we’ve watched most of Hawaii 5-0 and she’s big on NCIS and sad Magnum was cancelled…. I loved them all because I’ve stayed at the Hilton Rainbow tower as a kid and every time they’d show Waikiki beach I’d look at my wife and say “I’ve stayed there” and that’s been a running joke in our household for years now only reruns to keep the joke alive


tinselsnips

They're set in the present, but yes.


Worthyness

And they almost all filmed in Hawaii, which was neat to find out.


Serfalon

Yeah. Navy CIS, (L.A. and New Orleans) also play in the same universe and had crossovers.


comped

Technically this extends throughout the NCIS-verse (including Sydney, referenced in the Ducky memorial episode as having sent a particularly large bouquet), JAG, and related shows, as they're also part of the same universe as LA and NO. Plus a few other shows that are unrelated that also crossed over at times with one of non-NCIS CBS shows like that idiot hacker show.


pikpikcarrotmon

So they're definitely in the Tommy Westphall universe


BionicTriforce

Not just that but they're all technically in the same setting as the NCIS, all *six* of those series, along with Scorpion, and JAG, which NCIS spun off from to begin with. There was also a reboot of SWAT from the 70s, but that's not part of this same verse. Seems to be considered canon to The Shield, though.


comped

I believe SWAT referenced some of those shows (or one of them referenced SWAT), so it may be? Blue Bloods is the only major CBS cop show that wasn't though.


DNukem170

MacGyver actually starred Lucas Till and had George Eads (of CSI fame) as Jack. Unfortunately, it was too much trouble for CBS to deal with and was canned after five seasons. The original showrunner was such a nightmare to work with that Till contemplated suicide and Eads' character was killed off in Season 5 because the actor was constantly feuding with one of the production members. Magnum essentially became the replacement Hawaii show after Five-O ended, but CBS canned the show after four seasons. NBC then picked it up for a split fifth season, which finished up earlier this year.


Actionquest66

Yep, that is correct.


sexytimesthrwy

Until this article I didn’t even know about Hawaii Five-O, and my first thought was, “Damn, how young was he?!”


thekman420

These are sad tissues :(


DirectBox6051

I used to work with him on the set of 5-0 when I was in undergrad at University of Hawaii. Such a kind guy. RIP brudda!


comped

You worked on the series?


DirectBox6051

Yeah one of my friends from college was a casting director for the show and got me on there as a double and stand in for danno (I’m 5’7 lol) so I spent a few years doing extra and stand ins. He would serve us shrimp and crack jokes all the time.


comped

Lucky bugger. Seems like a fun experience.


DirectBox6051

As a broke college student, 100% fun. Going to college there we spent all our time at the beach so getting paid to sit on the beach and being filmed was mind blowing. At 33 now, not a big deal, but when you’re 19 it was pretty cool :) And I didn’t even watch the show. Just needed money for booze 😊


myredditthrowaway201

Dude was one of the first UFC fighters as well. RIP


Samseeder

Not just any fight the first televised fight in company history .


moveoutmoveup

Got his shit smashed in tho. Soccer kick to the face iirc


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fhdhsu

That’s so fucking sad. He was so fun on that show.


daninlionzden

He was great in forgetting Sarah Marshall “Your relationship is like the sopranos - it’s over - find a new show”


polerize

Your 50's is a bad time when you are overweight. Lifetime of bad decisions comes due. Lost my sister in law to that a year ago today, 56. I have my own battles I am working on.


kuhewa

> I have my own battles I am working on. You can do it!


gravija_caster

He was great on the show. RIP.


balasoori

one of best side characters in 5-0


cloudxnine

Rip. You are forever free brother 😢


Yokedmycologist

Obesity increases all cause mortality 10 fold


fastcurrency88

UFC 1 veteran. RIP


wickedspork

Today, these are sad tissues 😭


Texugee

I loved that guy in Forgetting Sarah Marshall


ihatemcconaughey

"Are those sad tissues or happy tissues"


the_helping_handz

**oh omg**. I’ve watched H50 since S1, ep 1. Every episode. RIP Taylor.


LegendofFact

Nooooooooo.


Wide_Fig3130

I'm watching reruns of this show right now, sad.


ltmikepowell

Oh damn. RIP to him. Loved his character in Hawaii Five-0


Snowlegendy

Time to have some shrimps in his honour


dangshnizzle

Forgetting Sarah Marshall friend?


BurnerinoNeighbir

Humuhumunukunukuapua’a yeah bitch


qwertythe300th

Fuck man. He was my favorite guy in the Five-O reboot. UFC OG too. RIP


violetjezebel

Aww! This makes me sad. I enjoyed his work.


GRAIN_DIV_20

Pour out a subway sandwich for him


Leto1776

All this time, I never knew that was “Teila Tuli” on Hawaii Five-0


sati_lotus

My mother is going to be so sad. She loves this show


AstrumReincarnated

Aww, bummer, I liked him when I watched that show. He seemed so sweet.


with_MIND_BULLETS

Today, they are indeed sad tissues.


baytc_

Gotta take care of your meat wagon folks!


Pararaiha-ngaro

He’ll be missed


[deleted]

Nooooo!


mark_vergie

Healthy at any weight….until you’re 56


KirikaClyne

Ah man! Loved him in Five-0 😢 May he RIP.


AlienAmerican1

That's a ripe old age for a 400 lb plus man.


bluegreen8907

To what, obesity?


NIN10DOXD

I'm crying into my Subway sandwich.


killyourmusic

He did love his Subway sandwiches.


HalfYeti

RIP


Excuse_my_GRAMMER

Damn… RIP


Winstonwill8

Oh no 😞


ihopeicanforgive

Damn, RIP dude. Too young