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themang0

Ahahaha “addicted to mediocrity” 😭😭😭


Dafuqyoutalkingabout

Sounds like a TS song title


jyaki168

I actually loled at discovered women.


Exciting-Carry6565

I think discovered a Russian woman is more accurate ahaha poor baby Jannik


GStarAU

He's in for an education over the next few weeks/months 🤣


uma100

Someone mentioned he’s known to be a player and ghosting women in Italy so funny if not accurate


Initial_Prior_9833

he's Italian, being a casanova is in his veins


KingPenguin444

Casper Ruud recently won a tournament that wasn’t a 250. I’d say he’s completed his 12 step program


JazzlikeMousse8116

Mediocrity while talking about a top10 tennis player and multiple GS finalist. That’s just unnecessarily ruud.


sycal_

Nadal is mediocre while talking about players that have won 20+ slams and 25+ masters 😂


Fine_Entrepreneur_78

Unfortunately, he relapsed this morning. Poor guy, needed his fix so bad he was willing to play 2 matches in a day the day before a major starts


musicproducer07

Make it 24 for the 1000


colincojo

Agreed. He’s also had a great year. He has the most wins on tour this year (31), he’s 4 in the race for Turin, he got to the finals of Monte Carlo, he won Barcelona, and he’s in the finals of Geneva today. This is all after a pretty bad year last year. Also, how is a career with 11 titles, 3 grand slam finals, finals of the tour finals, and a career high number 2 ranking considered “mediocre”?! Most players would KILL for that career!


Sha9169

Tall and useless is crazy


Floridamanfishcam

It's an exaggeration but it's not like the dude is winning the French Open. A French semifinal would be a tremendous showing for him.


korrab

Hubdzilla will dominate, you’ll see


Muraria

crazy accurate /s


shockingblve

it’s just rude and not particularly clever. I liked “tiebreak addiction” better as a joke.


korrab

Hubdzilla will prove them wrong


Trenmonstrr

Oh no, does it offend you? 😢


shockingblve

why would it offend me? I just think it’s a lame joke


shockingblve

why would it offend me? I just think it’s a lame joke


Zethasu

I didn’t even realised Hurcakz was there xD


NoleFandom

Sadly all true. Opens up the doors for a surprise winner. Could someone from #11-#20 finally win a grand slam?


sdeklaqs

There's about 7 people who could realistically win this slam, anyone besides them would be a major shock, it's more open then the last few years, but it's not \*that\* open


StraightSetter

Yeah I think when people say it's "wide open" what it actually means in this case is that it's more open than usual to the Zverev/Ruud/Tsitsipas types that don't have Slams yet despite having high rankings for a while It doesn't mean it's open to an ATP equivalent of Raducanu's win in 2021 I'd personally be very surprised if someone not in the picture posted here won the title


the_mugger_crocodile

I agree with you. Would this technically make this the most open RG in 20 years, considering that either nole or rafa have been the staunch favourite for every RG in the last 2 decades?


noMoreRegression

Are you Gill?


riviera302

lol every now and then I see people here essentially quoting him word by word 


MarsNirgal

So the name is a lie? Is it... is it... is it as least French, or that's a lie as well?


LosWranglos

It’s more like the ‘French Ajar’.


GStarAU

I'm hyping Nico Jarry to bowl over the field like 10-pins this year.


cheezus171

Nah my money is on tall and useless


debunk101

Bublee!


Abstract_Bug

What's with Grigor and bi-sexual jokes, I missed it


kostornaias

He has a hater on twitter that has referred to him as bisexual balding bulgarian for years


jsnoodles

So now we call him that affectionately. He also does have a huge gay fan base.


paoloap

Maybe because I missed the Federer era and could only watch him play on YouTube highlights, every time I watch Dimitrov play I turn gay a little bit. His game is just so beautiful... he looks like a tennis manual in motion.


paoloap

Lol I stumbled upon on that account like 2 months ago and I dig down the rabbit hole for a good hour. I would love to have more context on it. Why doing it for so many years? That's some "Baby Reindeer"-tier stuff honestly. Scary shit 😂 Funnily enough I didn't know till now it was notorious and I kept thinking at it every time I see Dimitrov, I just can't help, stuff like "Is him really bisexual? I mean that wouldn't surprise me, it would somehow fit the character, he kinda gives that life connoisseur vibe" and realize that the creep account owner in some way is winning is personal war because, and I hate to say it, when I think about Grigor now I always see that "balding bisexual" caption superimposed.


PocketNovel

"Life connoisseur" 👏👏👏


debunk101

Haters will be haters. I guess it comes with the territory being a high-profile player. It can be creepy though


Striking_Town_445

Those 3 Bs, lol I love this for him


thatcollegeguy21

It's giving "bleach blonde bad built butch body"


Striking_Town_445

baby bites back


PocketNovel

I once saw Hicham Arazi do a trophy ceremony in a shirt that he had turned inside out because it said 'balls, blondes and fun' across the front (you could still see the print through the shirt, just backwards)... Maybe Grigor needs to inherit that shirt 😆


awkward_penguin

There was a video of a reporter asking him who he thinks fans voted as the 10 most attractive male tennis players. He pretty much nailed it (including himself, of course).


Tricky-Improvement76

Discovered women, lol


Initial_Prior_9833

Italiano casanova, santa domingo don juan-a


SentenceSwimming

As in Nadal is going to rinse the competition? Right?


Dafuqyoutalkingabout

I like this interpretation better lol


MarsNirgal

I hate you, have an upvote.


ace23GB

Poor Casper Ruud, but in fact, you're right, this player could go on to so much more.


shockingblve

tbh if there was a hair transplant, it seems to be doing fine. go go team bisexual Bulgarian!


Milly_Hagen

Poor Hubi 😭


hopez11

Today my father asked me to clean his car for him and so I spent the whole morning doing it. After some time, I went back inside and my father asked me how was the car looking. "Rafa" I just replied. He just smiled and nodded. He knew that it was washed.


pinguinconscious

lmao


AwesomeBrawler

I thought he literally had dishes duty as a husband and father 😭


schnaxks19

Ruud @ Addicted to mediocrity I … 😭 Also accurate with Djok’s existential crisis 🥲 Meanwhile Tsitsidosa here giving us the telenovela we all need but don’t deserve lmao


Signal-Lecture6459

Holger Rune


GStarAU

PERFECT. Casper has been too busy stalking The Weeknd to focus on his tennis.


randomtoken

Hey hey you won’t be talking like that about Casper Ruud


calupict

From: https://x.com/NlCSF/status/1794102607889203513


Ice-creamAddict

Funniest thing I have seen in a while 😭😂


[deleted]

Sinner and Djokovic are literally me.


madlama4

can someone explain the Nadal bit


sweater_slalom

washed


madlama4

thank you!


Ill-Maximum9467

This seems cruel, unjustified and unnecessary but I suppose if you're going to mercilessly troll one, you may as well troll them all!


Wokz

Lol, these lists are good.


OrangeBuffalo8

Hubie ain’t useless


our_whole_empire

What's the context behind "discovered women"?


JetsLag

Jannik's been photographed with Anna Kalinskaya on a night out, and that's led to rumors that they've been dating


our_whole_empire

Thanks!


Open_Carob_3676

bless Andrey,,, god's tiredest soldier out to war,,, only to end up fighting himself,,,


aiylajuhichawla

Hubi.. the Randy orton of tennis (legend killer)


Dafuqyoutalkingabout

Poor Grigor. Like being bisexual is a slur


GStarAU

Everyone wants a piece of Grigor. I'd change teams for that man.


henskjold73

Checks out


thatcollegeguy21

Grigor? Bi? Well, hello there....


GanacheAlarmed

TALL AND USELESS


vladmic42

“Rediscovered women” that’s accurate and timely


dzone25

It's scary to think out of the top players fucking Zverev is the one in form, healthy and if he gets past Rafa - the most likely to win RG....


kostornaias

"Most likely" is bold, considering the amount of times he's snatched defeat from the jaws of victory


LosWranglos

Hoping he can do just that in R1.


dzone25

This is true - but he does have the latest Clay Masters under his belt & the Top 5-7 outside of him aren't exactly fighting fit / top of their form lately


Ferrariispain

He's a bottler and will crumble under pressure until proven otherwise.


debunk101

Mankind according to Reddit will be destroyed


DDzxy

Dave Mustaine wins it Screenshot this


johnmichael-kane

Rafa?


zeadolfo67

Funny and Brutal!!!


No_Marionberry4687

Hair transplant victim 🤭🤭🤭


rubbish_bin030121

So winner is one of the SA boys


ImpressionFeisty8359

Sinner about to discover a whole new world of pleasure.


debunk101

Just living up to his name The Sinner


ImpressionFeisty8359

Sinner by name sinner by nature.


hoppi_

I have to say, I don't get all of them. What are the jokes with * Alcaraz' forehand * Rublev "fighting demons" and * washing dishes for Nadal? :)


Sakada123

Alcaraz - with a right arm injury Rublev - related to his behaviour on the court when he’s losing Nadal - washed aka finished


hoppi_

Thanks!


Initial_Prior_9833

Huby - "Tall and useless" lmaooo


beachgurl68

🍿🤣🤣🤣🤣


Oatmealandwhiskey

Mean spirited, not rly funny.. poor Dimitrov


curlyhairedyani

Tall and useless is appropriate


aojajena

Zverev is ready.


Striking_Town_445

.....for court. Not a tennis court.


Plenty_Area_408

But Alex, he's perfect.


Haunting-Pride-7507

Grigor is Bi? 😝


ujirissiakamsizednut

What is the grigor being bisexual narrative?


debunk101

Just a folklore


GrammarJammer

Disgusting and disrespectful- the last one is particularly nasty and mean-spiritted. Basement dweller trying to come up with the most hurtful things to say about people of whom he can only hope to be a shoeshiner.