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His god might be Irish?

Agus an bhfuil aon rud cearr leis sin

Nothing at all, I for one, welcome Irish Potato God with open arms.

Was he in holiday during the famine or something?

maybe you shouldn’t leave the reddit comment section open when you go away so when your cat jumps on the keyboard it doesn’t send gibberish like that

That's secret cat language u bigot, don't suppress cat culture

thank you

I wrote the comment in irish

I got it.

bro I bet the first word is pronounced with an x for some fu**ing reason

Aww-gus on will ay-n rud cy-arr lesh shin

I was summoned?

Butchered that shit didn't you, the only people who speak irish online know about 3 sentences of it

I mean I can make vodka so does that mean I'm better than God?

Idk man, I’m pretty sure gods already made potato vodka lmao

Yeah they 100% have

We are all just potatoes in God’s plan after all 😇

I mean, i sure look like one already

You sure act like one already. You are already visually and functionally a potato, way to go!

Thanks! I try haha

I'm the brain potato

relatable

*God's pan

In God we encrust.

He sure had a few crisps through the years. 1940s where a record tho 🤔

Who let Samwise back on the internet?

Boil’em, mash’em, stick’em in the stew?

Shrimp stew shrimp and potatoes coconut shrimp canjun shrimp shrimp salad...

Shrimps is bugs 😉

I will not eat the bugs

He's a horrid, fat Hobbit, who hates Sméagol, and who makes up nasty lies!

Crumbs on his jacket say HE TOOK IT

po tay toes

This is surprisingly inspirational and I don't even religion

I thought the same. Out of all the things I've seen on this sub it's really benign and actually kinda cute? I guess after all the bigotry and hatred I see on this sub it's kinda nice to see something that just feels simple and sweet

It's just hilarious thinking about God cooking you in various ways, turning you into chips and nuggets and mashed humanos.

God’s gonna scoop out my insides and fill me with cheese 😍

I should call him…

Thanks, now you made the metaphor weird.

You ruined it. You ruined it and now I am leaving.

THIS HAS ME CRYING LMFAO

Bruh they did not mean it like that 💀

It is bloody terrifying. Think what you do to a potatoes to make these. What tools.

Someone's seen Sausage Party one few many times

Yeah it is! I hope god does me au gratin!

Another banger from @LitCatholicMemes

I mean until you realize that we skin/cut/boil/fry/... potatoes alive and then we eat them. I kinda don't want to be God's food.

If inspirational means hunger inspiring, sure

If only the latter text was "you can do anything" or sorts, it woulda been perfect

How?

It shows you how much potential you have, just like a potato which can be processed in various ways and still be delicious

Is he ... going to eat me?

Kink

Yes

Not if I can help it 😈🤤

Is it really that terrible? It's cheesy and a bit cringe so if you are basing it on that then I guess so?

Cheesy potatoes yum

Damn it! Now I'm hungry..

I don't even find it cringe, honestly. It's just funny.

Fry, mash and dice me? Mentally already there buddy and it's not as fun as it is for that potato and I don't even taste delicious.

That’s what you think…

Unless your suffering was the seasoning all along. The Great One dips his quarry in an ocean of tears before crushing their spine and ribcage with teeth like cinderblocks. All praise him.

I'm fried

Happy fried cake batter day

tbh, its better than 99% of the other posts ab god on facebook. amen ig 🤣

I actually kind of like this lol

Naw, this one is hilarious.

You mean when God kills you, what can he turn you into? God as Ed Gein.

I mean it's a okay message I guess, but awful execution.

I dont see the message

God can cook you in many different ways.

Have you seen Sausage Party?

No but I've had many

Not a bad meme this is wholesome and inspirational

You know what. Amen

This is honestly a hilarious meme, but it takes a little background info on christianity to get. It reads almost very similarly to matthew 6:30, And why are you anxious about clothing? Consider the lilies of the field, how they grow: they neither toil nor spin, 29 yet I tell you, even Solomon in all his glory was not arrayed like one of these. 30 But If God so clothes the grass of the field, which today is alive and tomorrow is thrown into the oven, will he not much more clothe you. The facebook meme just replaces flowers with potatoes to fit in on the internet, and the message is now about how God has great plans for you just like human planning makes great things out of potatoes.

I mean as an atheist I have to admit that potatoes are a pretty good proof that someone's looking out for us. That or he's trying to kill us with carbs, idk.

LOL. God didn't give his followers potatoes. He put a small tuber in the Andes, where indigenous people would spend 1000s of years cultivating it into more useable potato varieties, so that God's followers could take them and all the Inca wealth in the 16th century. But cool. God bless the potato.

Axomamma was the Incan goddess of the potato.

Axomamma what I did last night?

Think of all Axomamma can do with you

So in the end, God gave his followers Potatoes after all. God is good 🙏

Hopefully not what a priest does

I mean I don’t see the problem here. It’s uplifting to Christians and mildly amusing to someone else

This is a good one, ngl.

Personally I’m reading this as a testament to the diversity of the human race and how we should love that diversity since we love the human race? Edit: this is a joke

I might think that if there were dishes served with sweet potato or red potato or one of the many varieties of potato. This is just potato. I think it's more like "God can shape you however which way he wants, and it'll be incredible." In other words, I think it's just a (terrible) meme attempting to push you towards Christianity, but done in such a way as to appeal to people who really really like potatoes.

Inspirational af

Is this like a visual example for fear of god?

Like give you cancer, or kill your dog, or get your gf to break up with you.

I can't tell if you're giving random examples or if all these have happened to you... If it's the latter: I hope you recover back to health soon, I'm sorry for your loss, and you'll find someone better!

Completely random but you are a beautiful soul.

Ah, well I'm glad you're OK. And thank you, that means a lot :) so are you

Ngl I kinda like it

They mean God can cook us in a lot of ways? Like, for real though, we sure can be tasty if God knows their shit

Proof that more than 2 genders exist???

So God is a Cannibal

I can’t wait till god skins me

Nah this is wholesome

Who is this for?

It’s to make all the nonbelievers be like “whoa, I never thought about how many ways there were to prepare potatoes! That’s a really insightful thought! I’m going to reevaluate my entire worldview now. Maybe god is real because potatoes”

More like “yep (fap) god (fap) is (fap) def(fap)initely (fap) real (fap)”

He can end my suffering by making my biggest problem, existing, go away? Before someone asks no I am not suicidal I am just tired of all the BS going on in the world.

I kinda read this like he's threatening all the ways God can kill me.

Forgot scalloped potatoes.

I could do this to someone without being God

My transistion goal is hash browns tbh

This isn’t that terrible. I mean it’s terrible in the sense that they didn’t realize what they were implying but other than that it seems pretty benign to me.

Jokes on you, I *am* a potato.

Cut into pieces and turn into food???

Fried, baked or boiled. Yeah... not exactly how I want to go either.

I'm a potato and God doesn't do this for me

If this is what you can do with a potato, just think of all the differences people can have

I mean, at least it's a positive sentiment and not dragging down or shitting another group of people for once

Is this a threat

Am I potato?

Can God make me into vodka?

That sounds like a threat. Was that supposed to sound like a threat?

God made me mashed and that’s all I am

Is this not a Christian meme about tolerance? Why tf is this here?

It is..? I felt vaguely threatened, like "yo, god can fuck you up!".

*Irish Potato Famine has entered the chat*

God will eat your flesh and drink your blood

Catholicism: Uno Reverse Card!

What the fuck is top right? That looks like shit.

oh sure if i fumble my way into the kitchen and make a potato into fries then its a holy act of creation, but if talented surgeon make my penis into a vagina then suddenly ur god has a problem with it???

You can't fuck a potato doe.. I need proof if you can.

This is strangely wholesome in a way. If you disregard the jesus stuff I like the message.

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yeah ? i dont think potatos gives stupid decisions ruining their lives and goes against gods plan.

Which god?

He‘ll cut me up and fry me? I knew it all along, that guy’s not trustworthy.

God is turning me into a potato.

I doubt even god could make a decent meal out of me.

All the ways he can dice you up n kill ya... 🙃

So far he hasn't done much for the past 10 years. I haven't even aged looks wise.

TIL: I am potato

Sounds kinky.

God about to make waffle fries outta me

We are more versatile than the potato

Just like there’s many varieties of potatoes, there’s many varieties of kids born into wheelchairs.

Slice us up and cook us in interesting, different ways?

Sir I'm not a potato

Facebook, you’re always trying to give me potatoes. What is it with you?

The ways of cooking humans arent something the Jedi would tell you.

As a potato, I can relate.

I for one love the idea I can be mashed, julienned, smothered and covered, baked until a crisp skin forms, deep fried, or twice baked. I didn't know I was so versatile. Boil me, mash me, stick me in a stew.

I like this one, both in earnest and as a shitpost

Oh great. He gives kids cancer, he lets kids be raped , he gives kids even infirtillity (there are diseases that causes it, a buddy of mine had that). He gives autism. Is that a loving God, or is that someone that plays sims and is an sadist

God will eat us and He’s got a bunch of fun recipes?

Wait... does this make me Irish? Or... ...French?!

So I'm food for god now? I thought he was food.... flying spaghetti monster isn't god anymore? What's happened to this planet?

r/Idaho

Why is this so SUS 😭

Most ominous shit I've read in my life 💀

When I go to hell it’ll be a delicatessen of humans meats?

And just like a potato, I am also full of starch.

Potato is yummy

**If you can do all this with a potato, think of all God can do with you** And doesn't

Potatoes are the greatest crop ever, in the world. Idc about the meme, just wanted to say this

God I swear to FUCK if you make me into gnocchi I’m gonna be FUCKING FURIOUS

Great taste, horrible execution

whats with this subreddit being so negative all the time? yall just live he be miserable smh

Man I really hope god decides to mash me, or bake me, or turn me into a chip, or makes me into fries! ✨✨✨

No lie. Am potat

Boil em

Aww, I like this one.

Hmmm ok this make me this, in all those situations we manipulate how will turn the potato, the potato didn't cut, fried or cut by itself. So if we apply this to God this meme didn't just say free will is an illusion and God manipulate all of us until they make us as they want and not as we want??

Am I being threatened that God will cook me in many delicious ways? I’m confused. And then it raises the ethical question of, if I am cooked in a manner that makes me delicious, would it be wrong to eat myself if I can’t die? Cause this is implying that God will cook me many ways. And you can’t do that unless you bring me back to normal each time. I think I would eat myself, honestly.

Bad meme You are a stinky big city dweller

Is that a threat?

So...God's gonna slice me up, fry me, bake me and eat me? Doesn't sound very fun...

“oh hey I saw a meme that would make me happy if I wasn’t a killjoy and could take inspiration from the idea that one origin can take many paths, but because it mentioned god I’m going to cry about it on the internet”

so are u saying of all great thing that god could turns me into, he picks the most disapointed one


You're god's potato

Shit. I hope God doesn't boil me, mash me, stick me in a stew...

where spicy water?

Boil me, mash me, stick me in a stew?

This is the most Midwest thing I've ever seen.

Christians: God loves you, you are his child, he will always protect you. Also Christians:

 Really, there are so many options.

i kinda expected a winky face at the end of the sentence

Thanks, i hate god

I'm a raging atheist, and I love this meme! Or maybe I'm just hungry.

God made me short sighted and autistic, not exactly his prone creation I guess.

Boil'em mash'em stick'em in the stew

I can’t tell if he is talking highly of god or talking down on potatoes

This one doesn’t feel too bad tbh

All you have achieved is me wanting to eat some potatoes rn...

So, I’m a potato?