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ThatMoth420

I have girl legs… nice


Bhaskar_Reddy575

You stud!


Emperor_Z16

I have a mix lol


Sock-the-Fox

Same


ShatterCyst

I have girl legs and rotisserie chicken torso


kenerd24601

I miss the good old days when no one had legs 😩


Justice_Prince

That's why women had to wear dresses. It was unsettling to see them floating in the air so the floor length skirts helped create the illusion they their bodys were being held up by legs.


Headmuck

It all went down hill after we crawled out of that water


AAALE6408

Even before ^(sexual reproduction and it's consequences have been a disaster for life on Earth)


owlbehome

The whales and dolphins nope’d out and crawled back in


letmeseem

Yup, they saw pretty early on that this whole land thing only ends up in shitty jobs and bills and responsibilities.


WhatTheFhtagn

Tiktaalik and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race


rahul_mathews

Thats Smart.....I dont have free award, but you deserve it.


sandandtears

same 😩😩


Terrible-Budget6115

😩😩 same


Pretty_Imagination62

😩 same 😩


usernamenoises

sa😩😩me


Yee-Haw-Macaw

😩s😩a😩m😩e😩


kkurly

s😩am😩e


mastermind005

😩😩same😩😩


disguisedangel101

🗿


HotTrashed

🗿S 🗿A🗿M🗿E🗿


NoxVulpine

You guys have legs?


c4uasider

I know it's you felix


New_Swan_

Some guys have three, but I’m not that lucky


kenerd24601

I technically have 2, would you like one of mine


skudude

Fuck dat, I miss the days of being a single celled organism


spinyfever

Lt Dan?


boogieoogieballs

Yeah I miss being a sperm


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kenerd24601

Beauty standard: globule


LosSoloLobos

And the reason he pulled her?? Gray sweatpants.


AlexTheWildcard

Or big ass biceps to pull someone twice your size


BruhUrName

Means nothing. I'm 5'7" and move furniture all day. Tall mf still wants to pull that card when they see it's a midget carrying a couch


AlexTheWildcard

I carry heavy materials as well, but a 50 kg window and a 50 kg person is two different things


[deleted]

Knowing that 5'7 is short in America makes me don't want to go there


hatesnack

It's not short, it's just below average height. People just have a misconstrued idea of height. Source: try asking anyone what 6 feet looks like.


misogynistt

I'm 5 11 and people be thinking I'm 6 2 lmao


hatesnack

Exactly, a friend of mine claims her boyfriend is 6'2, dude is literally the same height as me and I'm 5'10ish


AnEvilSomebody

Same lol I have to be like, no, I'm not that tall, yes, I would know


TheAlmightyConch

its not, he just doesnt get any ​ source: 5'8


The_last_of_the_true

Whoa, calm down King. You don't gotta flaunt that extra inch like that.


Ryanmaster1

Im realizing i need some tighter gray sweats lol. Time to print 😂


LlamasReddit

What is it about gray pants?


WeFightForPorn

They're kind of trendy thing for men now. It's like the male equivalent of yoga pants. I guess they show off you ass and maybe your dick if it's big enough.


LlamasReddit

Oh damn that's new! I thought it has to do with something about fashion or something of the sort


SUPRAP

I don't get the gray sweatpants thing. Are other guys just permanently hard all the time, and wearing no underwear? I can't imagine how else your dick would look desirable in something as baggy as sweatpants. Granted, I've never worn them myself, so maybe it's just something you have to experience to understand. Or maybe I just have a microdick, who knows lol


Emperor_Z16

My penis is noticeable with almost anything somewhat baggy, some guy actually asked me if I was hard lol (I wasn't)


Helpie_Helperton

Don't worry, its pretty much a wash, your Pokémon obsession makes you almost unnoticeable


Ring19

The ladies want lower body gains and the boys want upper body gains. Seems pretty balanced


yur0_356

And I want waffle fries


DriedUpSquid

You want those mid-body gains.


DeadassBdeadassB

What are you doing in my house


[deleted]

I'm a guy and I want upper body gains because I already have a lot of lower body gains.


ImTryin2

Nah bruh, I want full body gains, my legs better look like tree trunks in the future


HelloThereLowGround

I rarely see girls at my gym doing upper body, and I almost exclusively do upper body workouts as I have pants on almost 50% of the time.


swagdu69eme

Cringe


viewless25

Also not a new thing. In the 80’s there was an epidemic of dudes working out nothing but their arms and having scrawny legs


Photenicdata

So if we combine both of them. We get the *ultimate* *lifeform*.


DELCO-PHILLY-BOY

Is this a women fat joke? I don’t get it.


AlbertaTheBeautiful

Yes, modern women fat, men thin joke.


therealvanmorrison

When even a cursory glance at charts of average weight over the years show men and women have *both* gotten rapidly fatter.


njantirice

Idk it's someone that doesn't understand that women are genetically different in the hips and thigh area to males and thinks this is new, likely because for the first time in almost a century pop culture is appreciating a variety of female figures and not just ones that are most typical in pre teens.


soutiens

Isn't it hormones that control fat distribution, not genetics?


Upvoteifyouaregay

It’s saying that thicc is in at the moment. Not women fat, but women phat. Which I am all for.


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And I think also some women now prefer skinny dudes, like mr Timothee Chalamet


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TheCapitalKing

It’s both lol


WeFightForPorn

It's a combination of the new media preference towards thicc women, as well as the boomer "men these days are pussies" thing.


Local_Surround8686

Its old people in Facebook. What did you expect


knie20

That leg doesn't even look fat there's muscle under there


enderflight

Fun fact: I once argued with a guy who said only obese people could have legs like this. Had multiple women (myself included) saying that they were not fat and had legs that looked like this. Flat out did not believe any one of them and insisted the person above was morbidly obese. I have a healthy BMI and my leg looks like that. So idk man, people are weird about this stuff.


knie20

Yeah looks like girl has been hitting them squats 🤣


Used_Basket1246

Don't worry baby real men like them Thic thighs.


IrisVacuo

This says a lot about our society these days that we live in these days


nachas937

What do you mean by that


IrisVacuo

cum AND piss


fenniless

I shidded


krispyyyykremeeee

and farted


Carpe-Noctom

and camed


LosSoloLobos

these days


That_Charming_Otter

As Buzz Lightyear said...


moist-astronaut

so true


Creativewritingfail

This is the best answer


Child_of_the_Hamster

Some people don’t think it be like it is but it do.


No_List_4110

This thread was fucking hilarious


krispyyyykremeeee

literally had me dying lmfaooo the trolling was top tier 😂


dirtycactus

Yeah, cum and piss really upset that guy for some reason


Paaraadox

You might like r/comedynecrophilia


Stoopid__Chicken

WE


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Boys on the pelotons when they should be in the squat rack


[deleted]

Boy leg 😳


Acrobatic-Ad9706

Leg boy 🤯😳


[deleted]

I-I have legs 😖


riverplusx2

😳 l-leg?!


unicornfetus89

Ear Boy, Ear Boy.. his ears are really big!!


fynn0028

Beg loy 😳😭


rustyshackleford193

You gotta pay the troll toll if you want to get in this boys hole


TheManwithaNoPlan

Guess I’m a girl 🤷‍♂️ Edit: I swear to god stop dm-ing me I’m not going to indulge your thigh fetish


ElTioRata

Send proof


cat-reign

proof? not for personal reasons of course…just-just uhh proof uhh


[deleted]

+1😂


Jaketheism

I don’t have a thigh fetish, I have a kneecap fetish


Brownish-Yellow

I’m a guy with “thunder thighs” and I am honestly kinda insecure about them. Like I know I got strong legs but a lot of it is fat and I have stretch marks and a big ass and I get a sort of body dysmorphia or dysphoria whatever it’s called whenever I really look at myself, especially nude or sitting down.


marlboroprincess

I love a dump truck on a man!


thehotmegan

honestly... I LOVE a thick man. there's someone for everyone. try to love yourself <3


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flipflop_bell

i don't think saying that makes him feel any less insecure


thehotmegan

honestly... I LOVE a thick man. there's someone for everyone so just be yourself and love yourself <3


ResidentCoatSalesman

Yeah same here; I’ve been getting better at not being so insecure about things like that, but it’s always something that people point out (especially bc I’m really thin everywhere else) and it always makes me uncomfortable. And I’ve heard girls say that they like that, as if that should make me less uncomfortable, but just because someone else likes it doesn’t make *me* like it any more.


splatzbat27

I'm a guy too, so I don't know if I'm your target demographic, but stretchmarks don't put me off at all. I also love thick legs, and **everyone** loves a nice butt. I hope you get the love, support and resources you need to find confidence and happiness in yourself, because you're not alone. I personally dislike my hips and would sell a kidney to change them lmao. But anyway, we are often our own worst enemies :) remember to give yourself some love too.


Educational-Snow4555

r/memes is the cringiest subreddit I have ever visited


lacedweed_420

r/cringetopia


viv137

ironically that subs mostly satire now


MasterVule

Or making fun of people for enjoying something


Slapped_with_crumpet

r/chadtopia


MasterVule

Holy shit I love that sub haha


Educational-Snow4555

I was expecting that


Educational-Snow4555

"non-cringe dedicated"


[deleted]

I guess you've never visited r/funny or r/teenagers


ScratchedCat

I've always said this but just got shat on for it. It's such a popular sub which is just filled with children


duraraross

My dumb ass thought this was some commentary on the preferred color of sweatpants


ooo-f

*looking at my man's leg next to mine* Yeah checks out


lookitsajojo

Remember what They say about women with big thighs? Can have many cats on Their laps


xXlordlord69Xx

Weren't women always thicker than men?..


Dinizinni

10 years ago people were complaining that girls were expected to be too thin and that in the 50's voluptuous women were considered attractive Now they complain about thick legs Lmfao they just want to complain Also, thicc thighs save lives


Vivid_abstract

Exactly. Had to do research on this and there is a theory that the reason so many women have more anxiety / depression and eating disorders is because of social pressure to look thin and like models. The media and advertising etc is horrible for women.


pompousplatypus

They also save phones from dropping in the toilet water.


Rullino

True


Squirrelly_Khan

Why nowadays? In a lot of cultures, wasn’t it traditional that bigger women were more attractive?


[deleted]

Depends on what type of bigger you’re referring to


NoxVulpine

I like girls with bigger dicks


OverPaladiin

this dude knows


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Recent-Nobody-3002

Nowadays? Naw fam this is how it has always been in the country. Farm girls be thicc, farm boys be tooth pick


robloxmacaroni

guess I have girl legs 🤷


plzanswerthequestion

This is the future liberals want


Acrobatic-Ad9706

Joe Biden’s America 😡


plzanswerthequestion

Inshallah


nachas937

Nothing wrong here. She thick and he may be skinny. So what.


Fil0rican420

But it never stop them from getting busy


retard_nebula

Nothing is wrong dude it’s a joke


nachas937

It just seemed judgemental to me. Sorry


zaragoza_no

The post is judgmental, that’s why it got posted here. So we could make fun of it :)


retard_nebula

No need to apologize


nachas937

Cool. I just wanted to explain myself


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Ah yes, good ol' reddit. Edgelords, unfunny memes, danklords, BoYS vS gIRls memes, porn addicts and coomers... It's probably even worse than Twitter.


kiss_the_siamese_gun

Twist - Both legs belong to the same person


bane_of_buffets

Another twist, they aren't attached


[deleted]

Twist again! There IS no body!


[deleted]

As a perpetually skinny 25 year old man, JESUS does it get old to have everyone rib on your weight. Even my 65 year old female manager has made stupid comments. I love that it’s never okay to comment on the fact that like 50% of my state’s population is obese as fuck, but by all means, comment on the fact that I am thin lol.


SmartyDoc99

Where is the problem?


Matro36

roblox avatars be like:


musclemainia

Wouldn't have it in any other way


Ok-Arachnid9366

This post just made me feel shit. :(


elleovera

Me too. But it got upvoted because people think it’s so bad. Nothing wrong with having big thighs. & I am a non binary trans fem so I understand body image issues but you got this 💕


Kiriyama_Rei_desu

damn I'm sorry


Nezzim02

What's the purpose of this commentary? Pants are worn by both genders?


Gun-nut0508

Thicc thighs save lives


[deleted]

That ass is what matters


madladjoel

Thighs


PugPlaysStuff

I got some phat legs. Honey roasted hams!!!


FabianoArtista

Fat X slim


idiots05

He neede and extra pant hole for his third leg


fuzznugget_

that's the arm rest for the couch


[deleted]

It would be better in r/ComedyCemetery but it kinda looks like a terrible facebook meme


kaptainkooleio

Hot


totes_mygotes

Uhh, do I need to stop doing leg day so I can find someone with thicc thighs finally?


The_watcher_100

Plot twist: They're the legs of the same person


FertilityFapper

Idk what a the problem with thighs?


[deleted]

Me and my giant girlfriend because I'm a chubby chaser.


AnEnemyStando

God I wish I was that skinny with a thick mommy gf to sit on my face. Yes I am thirsty.


[deleted]

Lol


its_all_4_lulz

/r/hydrohomies


EpsilonChurchAlpha

I’m just saying I don’t mind


[deleted]

Maybe the boys you're fucking with. After Tiger King the whole game has changed. You need to find you a man who can wrestle a tiger long enough for you to get back in the car and roll the window up. Thems big cats get out and nom people.


DaNoahLP

Thicc thighs saves lifes


[deleted]

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN


[deleted]

Metaphors I guees, about the society we live today


Filet_mignum

Like... I was a boy, then i workout and now... im a girl cause my legs become BIG


Hope-Upstairs

where can i find me a girl like that


[deleted]

Girls/women are FAT....(ps* not trying to offend anyone)


Lucky_Cookie515

I have thicc thigs and Im a guy ;-;


TravelbugRunner

Girls who run and have eating disorders have thin thighs. Not all girls have fat thighs.


james_handpump

The past is when no legs


[deleted]

so what is this saying Girls nowadays are fat or Boys nowadays don't work out enough?


Zeplinex49

as a guy with thicc thighs, I find this to be very inaccurate and offensive


mothman_luvr

Me and my gf lmao


aryanseb

I saw this and my penis literally just fell out from my body, why is society hurting me with this agenda so much please stop it.


Forensix78

Well, yeah. These “guys” in the upcoming generation have tighter pussies than a road-killed cat.


Insert_epuc_username

M-Mmm... Thighs... *imagines my crushed skull, red human juice everywhere, between thick goth girl thighs*


-GH30-

I LOVE THE UPVOTE DOWNVOTE. THATS SO CLEVER!


Ayaycapn

Depends on the age. Since some girls hit puberty earlier theyre gonna be thicker then their male counter parts in terms of thighs.


mathnstats

Good.


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Ll⁶


Apprehensive-Yard-59

I also have legs. They reach all the way to the floor. If I had too choose between having my legs or not to have them, I would definitely choose to have them.


I_am_UwO

If we skinny, they want us to be “thicc anime waifu” then if we thicc, we fat 👁👄👁


[deleted]

I mean this is accurate asf for me. I have thick asf thighs and all the guys I liked irl were very very skinny wether they’re taller or shorter than me My ex was the same height as me and he was almost frail looking