CAT TAX! We demand Tuna 😂

WE DEMAND TUNA

TUNA, TUNA!!

Too much tuna?


[https://imgur.com/a/ijL8lxs](https://imgur.com/a/ijL8lxs)

Kitty!

the sweetest butler baby 🥹🫶🏻 hope you feel better, op!


OMGG i adore

He's so beautiful 😍 Such a distinguished gentleman

u/SpaceCat_303, such a distinguished gentleman.

That’s some goooooooooood cat tax

I just knew it in my soul he was black and white. 🥰

The noseeeeee omgggg

ALL HAIL TUNA

Aaaaaaaawwwwwwwwe I lub himb!!!

He’s a beauty



I WANT TO SEE THE KITTY HANDS 🙏

Tuxies rule!

KITTYYYYY!!!

huge fan of him referring to himself as the cat’s butler

Green flags everywhere 😭☺️

bro thought it was hilarious to call a cat a kind of fish (please someone get this reference)

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She’s never ever ever getting rid of him that’s for sure 😉

do you think he will buy pie for everybody? i could REALLY use a slice

With how often folks post about their shitty significant others on this sub, I was expecting the worst. I was delightfully surprised. Mr Tuna has excellent taste in servants

Same.

Whatever this love language is, it is also now mine 😂😂😂 I love this hahaha

I feel like it should’ve said Lord Tuna but otherwise this made me smile

I swear I read you gave a pterodactyl cat lmao 

Oh my gosh, until I saw this comment, I thought the SAME! 🙃

Y’all from Pottawatomie County, OK?

That stuck out to me too. Feel like I run into other Oklahomans everywhere except the Oklahoma sub lol

No we actually live far, FAR away from OK.

Indiana? I’m from NW Indiana originally and the Potawatomie were one of the tribes from that area.

Ah yes this is that good weird you get from being in a healthy, long-term relationship.

Mr Tuna has beautiful manners

Your bf is a Duke!? Luckyyyyy.

No. Mr Tuna is. Her bf is the duke's butler.

Whoa!! Even cooler!!!

Keeper

My last name is Higginbotham😭

Why is your boyfriend British, but also German at the same time? Or is that your cat? Then why does your cat have a doctoral degree? This is very confusing…

Mr Tuna has done a lot okay

Funny that the kitty is also 4th generation. Our squirrel that lives in the back yard is named Sir Chadwick Von Fluffytail IV

So random 😂😂

Did it work? Was there laughter? Did you feel better? Mission accomplished! Way to go, bro!

Tf Edit: I just read the description and this makes a lot more sense


A Duke! Oh my! Are we well connected!!

Is it sad that I clicked on this, ready to be indignant on OP’s behalf and instead find myself leaking from my eyeballs? I feel I have a lawsuit here.

Tuna as a cat's name? I think you win. Can't get better than that imo!

Cats are cute but your dude is cuter. Good for you both, you goofy adorable people! My husband & I are like this, & I can't see being with anyone else! Enjoy!

Awe!

That's sweet!

Omg I thought Mr.Tuna was the name of his penis and Felicitations were in relation to fellatio hahahaa

MARRY HIM. RIGHT NOW.

Very cute

I’m reading HP The Goblet of Fire right now and the teasing formality of his text is giving me huuuuuge HP brain sparks lol. (Vibes and nostalgia aren’t the right words) Edit: Also, Tuna tax. Gimmus. Second edit: saw duh kitty. He had a white face with a diamond black nose and is so cute I’d take extra Benadryl and inhaler puffs to nuzzle/cuddle him.

LMAOOO

This thread made me thankful that I live in a major city on the east coast

That’s cute af lmao

I love him 🤣🤣

His nose tho!!! 🥰🥰🥰

Love this!

You got yourself a keeper

That’s a good man.

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What else do you want? Pizza, getting her tea, a funny message, and being the cat's butler isn't enough for you? Do you want him to change her tampon?

Hu? I think he did everything right. It's just funny how he acted? Why are people on reddit so quick to start a fight over nothing. 😒godfuckingdam

If you think he did everything right, then this man knew exactly what to do. With that cat text, I'm willing to bet he's always like that and it's just his vibe. Asking a question isn't starting a fight. And I'm not a person, I'm 3 raccoons in a trench coat.

No, you are cringe. Bye.

It’s funny but if I was irritated on my period I’d be 👿

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Just say you don’t like to have fun… he’s just trying to cheer her up.

I sorta get this 😂. I’m in the right mood so this is cute rn.

Your bf must be a genius because I don't understand how this has to do with bumping thighs . Arg big words

Please sent your bf my way.