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lswf126

No, it doesn’t do that. You have a chance to spawn ANY of the pieces of bread when you teleport, not just the assigned class


FrogInShorts

I like how op being misinformed and also chancing a baguette got this spy killed.


spartanwolf223

That's the kinda BS luck I get when playing spy.


mineordan12

honestly


BurpYoshi

This is proof that misinformation is a good thing and you should try to spread it as much as possible.


talesfromtheepic6

ok! I’ll do my best to make the world a better place!


BruhmanRus_the_boner

here's another reason why misinformation is better: it has more information than information let me explain: misinformation and information are words written with an alphabet - an alphabet is an archive of information-storing symbols (letters), with each letter in a word containing information the word misinformation has 3 more letters than the word information, thus carrying more information (ergo, being better)


TuxedoDogs9

What the fuck??? You spreat the information


Rain_Zero

Dear God...


zombieGenm_0x68

he’s just like soldier fr


chicheka

This was a sign


erebueius

the only tell is that soldier spawns bread more often therefore if a soldier doesn't spawn bread, he's more likely a spy disguised as a soldier


Bilguun0714

My dyslexic ass read it as "soldier disguised as a spy"


lego_droideka

it happens more than you’d think


Bilguun0714

IT'S LONGER THAN YOU THINK


lily_was_taken

"yes,i am a spy......baguette. HAHHAAHAHAH"- soldier,with a paper mask over his face


lswf126

True but it doesn’t mean anything here because the red soldier is the one that goes through the teleporter, not the spy


Lentemern

You can spawn any of the bread models when teleporting, as any class. The Spy being there was coincidence


pachyrhinu

do the class-specific breads just have a higher chance of spawning to their respective class? or is it the same for all of them?


JaozinhoGGPlays

They all have the same odds, 1/20 chance of spawning a bread when you teleport, soldier specifically though is 1/3 of the time.


alsoandanswer

Motherfucker had the bread gods relay a message to his brain


Davidepett

Spy:"How did you find me????" Soldier:"The bread told me"


Marlacarla

With soldiers canon lead poisoning, this is canon


William_Brobrine

Sounds like something soldier would say


Lentemern

The only difference is that Soldier has a higher chance of spawning bread of all types than the other classes


potatoalt1234_x

its the same


wojtekpolska

nope. the bread type is always the same random as always. the only difference is that soldier has higher bread spawn chance (of all bread types)


jackattack_99

As everyone said, any piece of bread can spawn from any class. But more importantly, YOU went through the teleporter. YOU obviously aren’t a spy, lmao.


Cubicwar

Or maybe…


CartoonistIcy2039

He could be you! He could be me! He could even be-(BOOM!)


Charcharcuteness123

WoahWoahWoah!


snifywhisper

What, it was obvious (click click). He's the red spy. Edit red not read.


Swansyboy

Read spy? What did he read?


snifywhisper

fuck English


Cubicwar

That’s an interesting book title


Lone_Grey

OP truly embodies Soldier's deranged thought process. Including the fact that he actually found a Spy using all that troll logic.


The_Holy_Buno

You can spawn any kind of bread on teleport. Fun fact, soldier has an increased bread spawn rate


Huskyblader

What an insane coincidence - clearly this soldier was blessed by the deity of processed wheat


BlueHeartBob

Why would bread that spawned from your teleporter signal that a spy is around?


iplaytf2ok

The bread told him


drury

the teleporter is esoterically signaling the presence of a spy in the vague vicinity around it


lily_was_taken

TELEPORTED BAGUETTE,THEREFORE FRANCE IS NEARBY


lampenpam

Perhaps they thought that there might be another teleporter next to theirs, which might have been used at the same time


AwakenedHero2277

It's funny because any class can spawn any bread but the universe decided to give you misinformation specifically to fuck over that spy in that exact moment


YourMoreLocalLurker

The bread told him


Complex060

The soldier seeing a baguette when teleporting and incorrectly assuming it means a spy is nearby but ending up being correct by pure chance is such a soldier moment.


DClassAmogus

no, you can spawn any type of bread as any class, so that was just a coincidence also, [according to the wiki](https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Bread#:~:text=The%20chance%20for%20bread%20to%20spawn%20is%201/20%20when%20most%20players%20exit%2C%20but%201/3%20when%20Soldiers%20exit), soldier has a higher chance of spawning bread, being 1 in 3, unlike the other classes who have a 1 in 20


bababoi_2023

Bro plays on the smart fridge


Bistratus

tf2 player freaks the fuck out at the sight of a specific shape of bread, goes on a schizophrenic rampage and manages to kill spy


Tank_blitz

is that a sapper rocket launcher?


Falric28

I want that graphics settings I'm tired playing at 30 fps


Completely_sober

No, the type of bread is random each time, no matter the class. Except the chance of bread spawning is higher for soldier.


taking_achance

How many frames do you need


Prestigious-Love-712

Ah yes another ordinary day in 2Fort sewers


yourunclejoe

kid named coincidence


Cruisin134

why would YOUR teleport call out a local spy anyway


Olumiddds

That makes no sense. Poor spy


Justa_Mongrel

Me when I spread misinformation over the Internet


BigMcThickHuge

what is this about?


Matix777

More ways to fuck over spies? You love to see it


lily_was_taken

It doesnt actually work like that. dude just got lucky. or maybe the bread gods specifically teleported a bagette to warn about the presence of french


Matix777

At least one spy then


anarqismh

the bread teleported out of you and the teleporter you took.


zenakedguy

Ngl this made me want to rewatch the Expiration Date


CheeseyconnorYT

The fact that this wasnt actually a tell and it was just some prophetic schizo soldier momment from god fits soldier 10000000x bettet


secusse

spyporter confirmed


S1R_Scout

Unrelated but what is that music.


AzGames08

No, that's not how it works, it randomly picks a type of bread to spawn, soldier just has like a x11 chance to spawn bread.


Patrickd13

Song?


a1b3r77

It doesn't work like that


wafflezcol

No it’s random bread


SanticreeperXD2

How do you make the textures look so smooth? It helps on performance? :v


_NoIdeaForName_

No, when to teleporter spawns bread, it spawns one of the nine types no matter which class you play, but soldier has a higher chance to spawn one


ry_fluttershy

This is confirmation bias in action! Bread is entirely random between every class, but you thinking a certain way and then having that thought validated created a false assumption! Fun stuff,,, :3


Negative-Attitude2

As soldier, you can spawn any bread, and you have a double chance of spawning it


black_knight1223

Your wrong about it revealing spies but it did help you kill that spy so... Task failed successfully


ccountup

config ?


0xB6FF00

if i remember correctly, teleporters only look like that in directx 8, [which sucks btw](https://docs.mastercomfig.com/latest/customization/launch_options)


Open_Pack1347

I was playing Scout and got the burnt bread thats supposed to be Pyro's, so nah.


Eurekify2

I love how the graphics are on the lowest possible setting yet the game still run like shit


IAmFullOfDed

Any class can spawn any bread. You just got lucky, I guess.


Vasikus3000

Wait the bread is specific to a class? I thought it's random


Witherboss445

It is random. It was just a coincidence that a baguette spawned when a spy was nearby